Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .3.5

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After the tenth day of the new year, the lively festive atmosphere during the New Year has almost disappeared. Most of the people at work have already started busy work with the laziness raised during a holiday, and many children who are still in school have begun to make up for it. Working on his winter homework that didn't move at all. This atmosphere of being about to break free from the long winter and wake up made the whole city full of vitality, and the only one who still maintained a certain degree of indolence was the idler Xiao Nanzhu.

Li Mao and Zhang Chi’s two big deals made him the first pot of gold in the business of Huang Lishi. With the help of Situ Zhang and Cao Chong to lead the way, people who called him from time to time for consultation were also It’s a bit more, because it’s also the Internet age, and everything spreads quickly on the Internet, so after thinking about it, Xiao Nanzhu, who still feels that he needs to keep up with the times, took the time to apply for a Weibo public account. After the registration was completed, he took the time to learn about this fancy gadget that these young people love to play now, and when he finally understood something, he sat in front of the desktop computer with just installed broadband and thought for a long time. Xiao Nanzhu only put a small advertisement on the top of Weibo.

Master Huang Li, Lao Xiaov:

Get married and give birth to children, drive away evil, ask evil and cut evil. If you have any questions about traditional customs and taboos, you can leave a message or, please direct private message (づ￣3￣)づ

After registering on this Weibo, there were no fans paying attention to him at the beginning. Xiao Nanzhu was bored and summed up the origin of the customs and the fortunes and predictions of the day where the calendar gods who went to work every day belonged to. Long Weibo, after a week or so, netizens who discovered him have come to pay attention to this folklore popular science po master. Every day, they wait for him and the popular science constellation like common sense of popular science. In a few days, Xiao Nanzhu gained four thousand followers, but he did not know that Mr. Xiao Nanzhu, who would become one of the Internet celebrity marketing accounts in the future, didn’t feel much about this. He who loves money even hopes that more business can be delivered to his door.

After the first year of junior high, he also received some jobs one after another. Compared with the bleakness of years ago, he now has a fixed income every day. Perhaps it was because there were so many calendars wandering around one another, so Xiao Nanzhu felt that his luck in all aspects had improved a lot. In the past, some of the old wounds made during missions did not feel much. On the night of the New Year’s Eve, when the New Year’s Eve was about to get off work, the kid took advantage of the Spring Festival to leave early and talked to him about the stall on Binjiang Road, and when I learned that the New Year’s Eve had already made a torch that cannibalize After all the children and grandchildren of the gadget were killed, Xiao Nanzhu first squinted his eyes, then turned to smoke and lighted his head and said,

"Well, this kind of ghost should be killed, but Jingzhe has hibernated these days. When he wakes up, I will take the time to completely wipe out the insidious stuff. You have worked hard. Next Take a good rest a year and see you next year."

Xiao Nanzhu’s remarks made New Year’s Eve a little more relaxed. He thought that Xiao Nanzhu would be dissatisfied with his brutal behavior of wanton killing, but he didn’t seem to have that meaning. This made New Year’s Eve already long. The battered heart that was eroded by the darkness was a little secretive and joyful, and the fact that he was willing to reconcile with him today during the Spring Festival also made him a little relieved, but when he heard that sentence Xiao Nanzhu said himself. When I see you again next year, there is still a kind of irritability in my heart on New Year's Eve.

This kind of negative emotion came very suddenly, and it was even more unreasonable than the previous soaring killing intent. After all, after slaughtering the insects and snakes, he was not affected much, just because the Nian Beast ate randomly. Only after the Spring Festival and Xiao Nanzhu were shocked, but after Xiao Nanzhu uttered those words, his gloomy and pale face began to reveal an indescribable depression, and he just came back and has been forcibly restrained. When the evil spirits that did not break out were faintly exploding, and at this time, on New Year's Eve, there was a trace of embarrassment left in the corner of Xiao Nanzhu's mouth that he had forced him to eat during the Spring Festival.

"There is sugar there."

The gloomy words on New Year's Eve made Xiao Nanzhu, who didn't know why, raised his hand subconsciously, but somehow he just couldn't wipe off the trace completely. On New Year’s Eve, he squinted his red eyes, and his face in the shadows did not know why, but there was a lot of hideousness and evil intentions on his face, and after getting closer to Xiao Nanzhu strongly, he rudely replaced Xiao Nan with his fingers. Zhu Zhu wiped off the red sugar stains on the corners of his lips, and then when Xiao Nanzhu did not react, he put his fingers into his mouth and licked it clean with his tongue.

At that moment, there was always an unspeakable lewdness/evil between the two. The atmosphere was more ambiguous than the previous look of flesh and blood. Xiao Nan Zhuben who had just returned from the outside was still three minutes sleepy. Mind, his expression turned cold as soon as he saw this situation. He knew he was sick again on New Year’s Eve, but there was always an indescribable evil fire running in his heart, and what made him hold his breath was that he hadn’t waited for him to express his zero point. That's it, and immediately disappeared in front of him after playing the hooligans on New Year's Eve.

Because of this, Xiao Nanzhu didn't sleep well for several nights. It took him three or four days to forget the evil and evil appearance, but there was still something wrong in his heart. In the first few days of the first month, he has fixed business to come to the door, and he contacted him early in the past few years, some asked him to come to drive away evil spirits, and some were offended by the evil. Because during the period from the first to the fifteenth, Chinese people have their own set of taboos and customs. As the old saying goes, there is an old saying that goes back to the door on the second day of the second day, the third day is sleepy enough, the fourth day asks God, the fifth day separates, and the sixth day. Fat; the seventh and seventh day is over, the eighth day is complete, the ninth day of the public is born, the tenth day has food, the eleventh invites son-in-law, the twelfth chasing son comes back to worship, the thirteenth meal is served with mustard greens, the fourteenth knot lamp shed, The custom of Yuan Min on the fifteenth century.

These things are now outdated and old things at first glance, but they are all summed up by the ancestors through long-term life experience. Unfortunately, people nowadays are becoming less and less particular about things. They are taboos of some older generations. It doesn't matter too much, and the people Xiao Nanzhu has encountered the most in the past few days are people who have fallen into the evil spirits because of this New Year taboo.

Zulili 123

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, my family had porridge for lunch. My mother-in-law in my hometown found out, and she called my husband and me to scold me. May I ask the teacher, what old people's taboos are I committing? ? Master Huang Li, Lao Xiao

When I got up in the morning, I received this message on my phone. Xiao Nanzhu yawned and opened the reply interface and typed it. Because this involves an old taboo that everyone basically doesn’t know now, so I forwarded it When he replied, he gave a handful of popular science.

Master Huang Li, Old Xiao:

You can't eat porridge during the first lunar month, and eat porridge on the first day of the new year. Old people often say that after eating porridge, it will rain when you go out in the first month, so remember to bring an umbrella when you go out o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ

After posting this post, some people commented on Weibo. Some said that my mother is really upright, and some people said that he was all there to turn his mind and ghosts. There is no scientific basis. Xiao Nanzhu didn’t look carefully, and Wu Zi got up to wash and wash earlier. When he was wrapped in a big padded jacket and looked tired and ready to go to the kitchen to make something, he suddenly saw a slim figure, straight in lilac silk. The figure of the girl in the body is already cooking early there with her back on her back.

"Master Li, you are early, today is the Lantern Festival, I am the Lantern Festival."

The pink face is set against the peach blossoms in the temples. The Lantern Festival is the first female calendar to appear so far. The pretty appearance and euphemism like a girl are extremely pleasing to look at. In the folklore of the Lantern Festival, there was a folk story that Dongfang Shuo set up a trick in order to complete the reunion of a palace lady named Yuanxiao with her family. The ending of the story is not only that the palace lady finally met with her parents and sisters, but also let the lady at the time meet Emperor Wu, the emperor of Han Dynasty, set the 15th day of Shangyuan as the Lantern Festival. Because the name was named a festival, it became a national celebration and followed several generations of festivals. Therefore, the court lady who was good at cooking glutinous rice **** for Yuanxiao stayed in the old yellow calendar after her death and became a **** in the true sense.

Xiao Nanzhu didn’t expect that she would come so early. After all, these calendar gods of the first month were all lazy, and he was used to it. At this time, he greeted the Lantern Festival and paid for the Lantern Festival. When Xiao Nanzhu walked to her, she saw that she was cooking a pot of white, fat and round dumplings, which made people greedy.

"Oh, what kind of stuffing is this?"

I immediately asked curiously. The glutinous rice **** are indeed very fragrant. Xiao Nanzhu is a sweetheart. Naturally, he thinks it is the traditional taste of sweet-scented osmanthus and sesame, but the Lantern Festival is actually a vermilion lips. Kai, his big smart eyes flashed suddenly, and then he spoke with a sweet smile in his crisp voice,

"The previous taste is tired of eating every year, so this year the Nujia has thought about some fresh flavors~This is stuffed with chives and eggs, this is stuffed with chocolate and beef, and there are tomatoes with red bean paste, Lishi...you Which o(*////▽////*)q do you want to eat first?"

Xiao Nanzhu: "…………"