Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .3.5

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Just as Xiao Nanzhu was entangled in the pot of glutinous rice **** made by the Lantern Festival girl herself, there was a person on the other side who was in the same complex emotions as him, and this one was not someone else, it was on the day of the Spring Festival. It was New Year's Eve when intermittent evil allergies suddenly occurred again in the evening and were forced to become ill.

Because his personality is actually conservative and introverted, unless he is really upset on New Year’s Eve, he is even unwilling to say a word with others, but I don’t know if it’s because he and Xiao Nanzhu are born with a horror. After seeing it several times, he almost irritated Xiao Nanzhu several times.

On New Year’s Eve, I feel that I’m ill at every turn and then I’m acting as a hooligan. It’s uncivilized and doesn’t talk about quality. It’s the same as Anian who doesn’t listen to him and just urinates and urinates on other calendars’ calendars. His mental state is completely out of his own control, and his attitude towards Xiao Nanzhu is totally seven-pointed from desire and three-pointed from his heart. Only when desire controls his heart, he became like that twice. , And thinking about his words and deeds that can be called Meng Lang that night, the frowning New Year's Eve Jun felt very uneasy.

"I left in a hurry that day, Li Shi must be angry, I'm afraid I won't have any face to see him again..."

Talking to himself in a painful tone, his expression on New Year’s Eve is very serious and serious, but with the gloomy impression he has always given, there is still a strange contrast, but it has overcome nearly a hundred years of fear in the past few days The Chinese New Year who can already run over to eat from time to time will see this in my eyes, and after swallowing a large piece of jade belt cake with the sweet red date tea, this pink jade carving Xiao Lishen patted his chest and coughed , And then he said,

"Uncle New Year's Eve, you think too much, the teacher is okay, he won't be angry with you, besides, he is already..."

Just halfway through the conversation, he stopped in time. Xiao Nanzhu bought him a bunch of delicious food before, so now I don’t dare to talk nonsense about him in front of New Year’s Eve. I didn’t pay attention to him at this time. He wanted to say it again, but he just spontaneously stayed for a while, and then the bright red eyes fell numbly and thought in his head.

Since he saw Xiao Nanzhu on the day of the thirty nights, he seemed to have been suffering from a disease. When Xiao Nanzhu saw him, he would not consciously move, and when he did not look at him, he would be full of gloom and nowhere to resolve. Speaking of it, he and Xiao Nanzhu are not just a rush of fate, but he can't help thinking about him in his heart.

This is thinking about thinking about something dirty. The nasty things took root in his heart with the evil shadow of that night. It is clear that he is also a **** who has lived in this world for thousands of years. I just feel that it is commonplace, without alluring amorous feelings, and it is not full of stalwart, but Xiao Nanzhu’s fingers, shoulders, waist, hip lines and even flesh and bones are just the ones that can evoke those desires/thoughts that are most easily moved on New Year’s Eve. , New Year's Eve is really helpless for the brazen self.

As a calendar god, it is a very dangerous thing to be fascinated by an ordinary human being. What's more, when an ordinary person moves, he only thinks in his heart. When he moves on New Year's Eve, it is directly manifested in his actions. Before he wanted to understand these things, he had already made the worst reaction under the influence of evil spirits. This is to blame for his abstinence/self-sustaining body. In the past, he was desperately crushed by anything bad. , But when this pressure is pressed to the point where it can't be suppressed, it is easy to be bad.

Now let him encounter a Xiao Nanzhu who provokes him everywhere, even opening his mouth as if to seduce/lead him, which made him think that he was only being swayed by evil spirits before doing that messy New Year’s Eve I was really slapped in the face, and thinking of this, this **** who had never involved lust/desire blushed rather innocently, and turned to look at the Chinese New Year that was just looking for food. , And then condensed his voice pretending to be calm and said,

"Big, New Year, you can help me ask if you have any calendars that need to be shifted recently, just say I can help overtime for free..."

——"Any day, any day is fine."

……

The Lantern Festival Xiao Nanzhu made by the Lantern Festival girl can’t refuse. This is not to say that he likes to eat this kind of glutinous rice **** that taste scary just by listening, but because the glutinous rice **** made on the Lantern Festival are not what ordinary people have. Good luck.

When she was still alive, she was good at making glutinous rice balls. Every time in the twelfth lunar month of winter, she would make some in the lonely palace. The waitresses were naturally relieved when she got a bowl of red bean lantern festival. After that, no one seemed to be able to enjoy such a festival ceremony. After all, Lishen would only show up for one day if it was unnecessary. Although they had a long life, the loneliness that came with them was also torturing, so even though they were already the Lantern Festival of Lishen She still loves to make glutinous rice **** for people to eat, but because no one donates them, she only makes this pot every year when it comes to the Lantern Festival.

At this moment, this small pot is filled with pure rain brought by the good weather, and the skin on the outside of the dumplings is freshly ground from the wheat that brings good luck to the harvest. A thin layer of glutinous rice bites the bread inside. It looks like a variety of fillings, but what is actually wrapped is the blessings that Lishen bestows on the world. Some of this is fortune, and some are official. In short, if you eat one of them, you will have good luck throughout the year.

Xiao Nanzhu is naturally aware of this, so even though he doubts the taste of this glutinous rice ball world killing Matt, he readily accepted the small bowl that Yuanxiao handed him, and waited for him He frowned and brought the small glutinous rice ball to his mouth. He bit it away carefully with his teeth, then squinted his eyes and took a look. After he felt a sweet smell on the tip of his tongue, The Lantern Festival next to him first covered his mouth and smiled and then spoke quietly,

"Ah, the teacher Li has eaten a piece of love and luck, and it is estimated that he will be interested in someone soon."

"Oh, is that right? What is the fortune? I want to eat that..."

As soon as I heard this, I couldn’t help but raise my eyebrows. This sweetness mixed with a little umami taste can’t tell you any specific fillings, but Xiao Nanzhu is not annoying, but his purpose is not here, so I didn’t take the meaningful words of the Lantern Festival seriously, and only greedily fished out a few fortune stuffing from her pot and scribbled it, and it happened that this Lantern Festival had a big pot. There was no one else except Xiao Nanzhu, so when he finished two bowls, there was still a lot left in this pot.

"Hey, there is so much more left...It's a waste..."

The Lantern Festival girl who is talking to herself looks a bit lonely and helpless. She guards this pot of glutinous rice **** and does not know who to give it to, but when Xiao Nanzhu is about to say something, she feels herself The phone in his pocket made a series of terrible vibrations.

Zulili 123:

My Ma Li teacher, you are a god! ! Don't I just go wherever it rains in this first month! I thought it was Xiao Jingteng who came to my house for the concert. It turned out that I was making trouble by myself Σ(°△°)︴! ! Have a private message, begging for a cracking method! ! I don’t want to be ridden by poor luck for a year. Our couple still have to pay off the mortgage! ! !

The Weibo that Xiao Nanzhu replied on a whim in the morning showed signs of movement. It seems that the big sister who ate porridge during the Chinese New Year really got caught in the New Year's Evil. When other people saw this new thing, they reposted it. It’s a lively event. After all, any person who sends a koi has hundreds of reposts. This kind of rare thing is that a group of people who like to join in the fun will naturally come to watch, so wait for Xiao Nanzhu to finish eating early. Many people continued to ask some other questions about Nian Xie, and Xiao Nanzhu with his mobile phone just glanced at it casually and did not have the idle time to answer one by one, only when he saw the Lantern Festival next to him. There was an idea in my mind, so when those who had just followed him refreshed the homepage, they saw that the po master named Huang Lishi Lao Xiao had posted a new Weibo, and they looked closely and found that it was such content.

Master Huang Li, Old Xiao:

To celebrate the Lantern Festival on the 15th of the first lunar month, now forward this Weibo and leave a message Happy Lantern Festival to get a special Lantern Festival. The postage is at your own expense. You can draw at 12 o’clock. After eating the package, you will have good luck in the coming year~ Meme ~=3=