Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 29:

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In the middle of the night, there was the sound of thunder floating in the clouds, and the dark clouds on the horizon continued to accumulate, indicating that a thunderstorm was inevitable. Time passed quietly, and in less than two hours, the stinging sky came and the thunder broke through the blue sky. The snakes, insects, rats and ants sleeping under the frozen soil this whole winter will wake up, and accompanied by the thunder falling from the sky, this is also These evil creatures are warned not to harm the stability of the world, otherwise they will be wiped out immediately.

Under the Binjiang Road Bridge at this moment, even a clear figure can not be seen in the dark and thick night. The monstrous fire that was sprinkled here a few days ago on New Year’s Eve is now with no trace of ashes in sight. The soil by the river beach There is no clue, because the Nian beast's mouth swallowed, the disgusting bones and the heirs of the riverside monster were eaten clean by him, but under the anger of the god, there are still a few. An incompetent little thing escaped, and only waiting for the river monster at the bottom of the river to wake up. These evil creatures who had witnessed the death of their sisters and brothers wanted to pay for it all.

"Mother...Mother..."

The distorted cries echoed above the river, and then it seemed to disappear. At the end of the road, two workers who had just returned to the construction site to watch the night took a flashlight and walked across the river beach near the riverside at the end of the road. But one of them suddenly stopped as if he heard something.

"Xiao Wang, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want to pee..."

Fucking a foreign accent, the middle-aged man who was untying his belt in the dark yelled to his companion with a flashlight, because they were cold during dinner, so they both drank a few more glasses of liquor. At this moment In the dead of night, the water in this stomach naturally finds a place to line up, but he yelled several times. The other young man standing on the edge of the river just ignored him, and the middle-aged man couldn’t bear it. After raising his voice and greeted him abruptly, the man suddenly turned sober and ran towards him.

"Hey, it's coming! What are you urging...Uncle Zhang, did you hear any panicking movement just now? Why do I listen to a woman crying?"

While talking like this, I couldn't help rubbing his stiff arm. The little Wang, who was scared by the weird movement and hadn't recovered for a long time, seemed to have lingering fears. He quickly lowered his voice and asked, but he heard the word The middle-aged man called Uncle Zhang stared at him in horror, then grabbed his arm and scolded,

"What kind of nonsense! This is the worst thing to say in places like ours! Remember what I told you about what happened on a construction site in Southern Province! It's just that a few people of your age didn't shut the door. What a **** kid! Just aim at the newly dug-out female corpse that is not clean! In the end, I was eaten up by that thing!"

"Oh my god! Why don't you tell me to stop talking about myself! I really heard it! It's in the middle of the river! I am afraid that someone will fall into the river..."

Xiao Wang was a bit unconvinced when he was scolded by this uncle. He pointed his throat and looked at the peaceful and unwavering Binjiang not far away. When he saw it, Uncle Zhang covered his mouth and bulged. The eyes cursed loudly,

"It doesn't matter if the queen mother falls into the river! Let's go! Don't think about it! How could someone fall into the river in the middle of the night--"

Before I finished speaking, there was a faint cry in the wind. Xiao Wang and this uncle looked at each other, but they were afraid to turn their heads to the dark river surface. Look, but the fear from the bottom of my heart is coming up in waves. They both tremble for a while and some dare not make a sound, but at this moment they feel the soil under their feet trembling constantly because of some violent vibration. Along with the terrible vibration, a scream that almost shattered the eardrum of a person also spread from the bottom of the riverside.

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At 11:50 midnight, the whole room was quiet. Xiao Nanzhu was lying in bed sleeping with his eyes closed. There was not a trace of light in the room. His mobile phone was charging on the bedside table. There were also a cigarette case and a lighter above, and the quiet needle falling in the air seemed to be able to hear movement, and just at this moment, a twisted and slender shadow crawled in along the floor.

The scales crossed the floor without leaving a sound. The cold hissing sound continued from the shadow's mouth. The red eyes made people panic in the dark, but Xiao Nan fell into a deep sleep. Zhu seems to know nothing about this, only breathing steadily seems to be immersed in a beautiful dream, while the evil thing climbs Xiao Nan Zhuo along the foot of the bed and the foot of the bed, outside the neck slowly. After winding it up, it first let out a sweet gloomy laugh, and then suddenly opened its sharp teeth to bite Xiao Nanzhu's neck.

Once the poisonous snake’s fangs bite the flesh, no matter how hard people struggle, it will not escape. As long as the poison is injected into the blood vessels of the human body, it will instantly kill people. This poisonous snake will follow Xiao Nanzhu in the day. But no matter how it looked for a chance, it couldn’t escape the very powerful Lantern Festival Lishen. Now that female Lishen finally got off work, it naturally wanted to find opportunities to avenge his miserable brothers and sisters, after all, let it It’s impossible for such an evil-eating snake who grew up to kill a god, but it’s not a problem to kill a teacher who doesn’t have any divine power. And looking at the behind-the-scenes instructions of all the things in front of him, his eyes are red. The poisonous snake could no longer restrain his full hatred of the culprit, and immediately opened his mouth to kill him alive.

Unfortunately, the sharp teeth had not had time to get into Xiao Nanzhu’s neck. The snake’s own neck was already strangled by a powerful hand, and Xiao Nanzhu, who seemed unconscious, was closing. After pinching his seven inches tightly with his eyes, he almost pinched the snake with thick arms, then slowly opened the sleepless eyes and said,

"Oh, do you want to hurt people when I am not prepared? What a shameless snake..."

Speaking in such a cold voice, Xiao Nanzhu yawned and slowly sat up from the bed. During this process, the poisonous snake was pressed in his hand by him without any resistance, no matter what he did. Thumping means that he can’t escape Xiao Nanzhu’s palm, but he seems to feel the struggle of this ghost. Xiao Nanzhu’s temper is not good at first, and he immediately breaks up, and when he feels that it’s almost necessary With the brutal force he killed, this poisonous snake no longer dared to provoke the seemingly ordinary man in front of him.

"Kill you...I killed you!!!"

I still didn’t give up and yelled again and again. This poisonous snake seemed to be unwilling to fail like this. He kept staring at Xiao Nanzhu with a bitter look, but Xiao Nanzhu didn’t say anything when he saw it. He looked at this overwhelming little gadget with a faint smile, and then pinched the snake that had been wrapped around his arm and looked straight out the window.

This thing has been with him for one day. After he sent away the old lady named Deng Chunxiu, he has been sneakily following behind him. If he were an ordinary person, he might have found nothing. It happened that Xiao Nanzhu had been in the army for so many years, and he still had this basic vigilance. After a little attention, he discovered that an evil thing was staring at him. He guessed that it was the confiscated incident on New Year’s Eve. Enough, but he wanted to figure out the true origin of this thing, so he didn't go to expose it, and when the cold and poisonous snake teeth were about to bite his own blood vessels, Xiao Nanzhu took advantage of the distance. The thing was unprepared and directly gave it the Fa-rectification on the spot, and at this moment, holding the bowl of thick-mouthed viper, he smoked and took a breath and looked down at his watch, but frowned impatiently.

"Shocking sting, don't **** overslept for me, right? Oh, hey, it's 11:58. I've said it's coming to work early... Shocking sting! Shocking sting! It's twelve o'clock. The moon is tanning her ass!!"

He yelled a few rough words, and there was no echo in the old almanac. Xiao Nanzhu saw helplessly and took another cigarette, then turned his head and looked at the sky outside. As far as I can see, the moon and stars are thin, and the sky is like daytime. After a while, the first spring thunder will be accompanied by the arrival of the god-sounding monarch Jingzhejun, who has changed the solar terms, awakening countless evil creatures that do not wake up in winter.

Because of the river monster under the riverside, Xiao Nanzhu has long been connected with the god, but at that time the **** of the calendar looked like he was not awake. He told him a few words about him. There are two sentences that were dozing off. Seeing that the slender young man curled up in a ball on the calendar always looked awake, Xiao Nanzhu had no choice but to find something such as "The Seven Months". Looking at ancient books such as "The Twelve Hou Ji", I should first understand something about the horror sting, and then I should also clean up the monster hidden under the river as soon as possible, but after he found some information on the Internet, Xiao Nan Zhuo found something interesting.

First of all, this Jingzhejun was actually called Qizhejun in ancient times. He is the third solar term in the twenty-four solar terms of the lunar calendar. There are two calendar gods, Laba Lichun, and he himself marks the middle spring. The beginning of the season. It is said that when the sun covers the moon at a certain height, the weather becomes warmer at this time, and spring thunders gradually arise. Animals enter a state of sleep in the winter and hide in the soil. They do not drink or eat. They are called "stings." In the days of animals, Jingzhe Jun is also responsible for awakening all things in the common people. It is a pity that everything in this world is good or bad. There is light and dark. On the one hand, Jingzhe awakens vitality and revives the evil and disasters. The awakening of beneficial insects is certainly beneficial to the crops. It is beneficial, but the emergence of snakes, rats and pests is also annoying. In addition, in farming civilization, growers often judge whether to start spring plowing on the day of Jingzhe. Therefore, in the past, humans were actually looking forward to the arrival of Jingzhe. Unfortunately, modern society no longer relies on this traditional method of sowing. The **** of solar terms also lost his earliest work enthusiasm and became more and more lazy. Later, he hibernated just like amphibians in winter.

There are only these allusions about the startling sting, and more things seem to be waiting for the **** to speak to him in person. However, Xiao Nanzhu found something different about the Riverside Monster, and this seemed to be the source of whether he could help Zhang Chi resolve this disaster.

There have always been many stories about snakes in Chinese folk tales. The more popular ones are the story of Bai Niang Niang, which is a thousand-year-old snake demon practiced and transformed into an adult. A little bit more unusual is the story of Liao Zhai Zhi Yi Zhong by Mr. Pu Songling. The green snake woman mentioned, the former is said to be on the orthodox road of immortality cultivation. Xiao Nanzhu is not familiar with this, so he did not go to study it. However, this green snake woman is invisible to this riverside monster. There is some connection.

The Green Snake Woman refers to a group of women who were born in an area called Yinshan in the old days. They look like humans, but they soon brought news of their husbands’ death after they married into ordinary people. They first lived in the surrounding people. I didn't notice the difference between them, but one day a warlock personally grasped such a weird woman, and saw that her face was triangular and her eyes looked like blind objects, and she opened the corner of her skirt and found this woman. Underneath / body is actually a snake-like bite, and when you look closely, people know that these women are all green snake women born by the fornication of evil things and humans. Whenever they have **** with them, they will meet. They died quickly, and the bodies of the dead men were all taken back to a large lake under the Yinshan Mountain by the heirs of these snakes, where the snakes could become mothers and dragons.

This story is a hundred years old. Although it is a strange story, the description in it is somewhat similar to the situation that Xiao Nanzhu is encountering now. It is like what he said on New Year’s Eve. She cannibalize for a living, and her heirs are more similar to the green snake mother. Now that she killed so many sons, daughters, grandchildren and grandchildren on New Year’s Eve, then this behemoth that has been transformed into a flood will definitely not let them go. After all, snakes seem to be cold-blooded, but in fact, they are both grudges and revenge. The white lady will have to flood the Jinshan without a Xu Xian. The snake mother who has no children and grandchildren may shed blood on the riverside, but she thought of this subconsciously. Looking down and calming down, Xiao Nanzhu lowered his head thoughtfully with a cigarette in his mouth. The hands of this watch happened to be pinched to twelve o'clock. Unfortunately, he hadn't waited for the time to wake up the startled sting. His cellphone, which was not fully charged yet, rang, and as soon as he picked it up, he heard Zhang Chi yelling at the other end,

"My mother, Lishi! Come and show me! Two workers met a monster at night!!! One was scared and the other called the police directly! Now I am going to the construction site! I heard that! The Municipal Public Security Bureau is here!! What should I do!!! Ah!!!"