Cthulhu Gonfalon Chapter 34:

The movement of Sui Xiong's standing up was very peaceful, no different from ordinary people.

But his "stand up" action is very strange.

Because, not only did he "stand" taller and taller, his body shape also changed drastically. When he stood still completely, he had turned into a pighead who was taller than an ordinary house.

Different from the pigs who are fighting hard, the pig head that Sui Xiong turned into is really a pig's head, but his body is no different from ordinary people. He looks like a big fat man with a pig's head. It looks weird. .

The pigs were all dumbfounded and stopped fighting, all staring at him blankly.

"Let’s think about it, what kind of weapon should I use..." Sui Xiong muttered, raised his brows, and stomped his foot. The soil around him squirmed up and turned into a huge rake with nine sharp teeth. Flashing and daunting.

He just carried the nail rake, swaggered towards the pigs who were fighting, and said with a smile as he walked, "Looking at you guys playing so passionately, I feel a little bit itchy, so I can join in too. How about some fun?"

Looking at the cold light on the huge rake, the leader of the black pigman couldn't help shouting: "It is a foul to use a sharp weapon! We pigmen never use a sharp weapon!"

Sui Xiong looked down, picked up the nail rake in his hand, and his mouth was fierce. The whole head was twice as big, and he even sent the sharp nine teeth into his mouth, crunching for a while. After the metal rubbing sound, when it was taken out of the mouth, it turned into a huge round-headed wooden stick.

Looking at the wooden stick that was thicker than his own fat waist, the white pig’s face trembled, and he swallowed and spit. Xiaosheng said, "This is too cruel... Ah..."

"This is not okay, that’s not okay, you guys are too verbose, can you still fight!" Sui Xiong exasperated, took a deep breath, his body got bigger again, and he also grew bigger with him. The wooden stick smashed a big hole in the ground with a wave of his hand.

Now the pigs were even more panicked. The village head of the white pigs and the leader of the black pigs looked at each other. In an instant, their intelligence rose by two hundred percentage points. They mastered the skill of dialogue with eyes and quickly reached a consensus.

"Stop playing!"

"Yes! Stop fighting! We are all peace-loving..."

Under their leadership, the two gangs who were fighting in full swing just now threw away all kinds of weapons in their hands, one by one hooked shoulders and backs, regardless of whether the culprit around them was the culprit that caused their swollen noses and cheeks. He opened his mouth and smiled like a monkey grabbing a camera from a tourist.

Sui Xiong laughed three times, flinged it casually, and threw the big wooden stick to the side of the road. In a blink of an eye, it turned into a pile of mud. He stretched out and turned and walked towards the hotel.

Every time he takes a step, his figure shrinks by one point, and when he comes to the door of the hotel, he changes back to the fat uncle who seemed harmless when he entered the village.

"I went to bed." He walked into the hotel, but didn't rush back to the room, stopped at the door, and said back, "To celebrate the peace and the harvest, you don’t think there should be a party, everyone sings and dances. Jump to eat and drink, and have a good fun?"

So he really went to bed, and the celebration party was held as scheduled.

When Sui Xiong was awakened by the noise, he looked out the window and saw that the black pigmen and the white pigmen were all in a mess again, not knowing why. The bonfire of the banquet is still burning, the barbecue on the shelf is almost scorched, and from time to time you can see the soup and wine splashing on the ground, a mess.

"What's going on?" He couldn't help but frowned, "These guys are so bold! Don't put my words in your eyes at all!"

He was about to go out and berate these bastards, but after another thought, he didn't go out. With a stroke, he caught a white pig man who was knocked over and couldn't get up in the room and asked what happened.

"It's really not our fault!" The white pig man has been beaten into a "blue and purple pig man", but his mouth is quite hard. He has been emphasizing that it is the black pig man's fault and the villagers are just innocent victims.

According to him, the black and white races were originally feuds. Although Sui Xiong’s violent suppression did not fight this time, the grievances in his heart grew more and more. At the banquet, a black pig was probably drinking If they are too many, they laugh at the white pigs. Although they are good at farming, they are laymen in fighting. If they go on like this, they will be killed if they are fattened.

How could the white pigs swallow so hard, and immediately retort that the black pigs are too big, but they don't know how to produce. Throughout the year, he either eats tree roots and turf, or goes to the same clan to beat the autumn wind. But if they can be fierce and capable of fighting, they are actually half-hearted. Whenever the spring flies, they are always used as cannon fodder in the jihadist army of the orcs. They are so degenerate that the listeners are sad and cry, and no one can help when they die. Collect a corpse-maybe it will be cut by humans and roasted as pork...

"Who is the fuck! My mouth is poisonous!" Sui Xiong was secretly speechless and asked, "So there was a fight?"

"Yes, it's a fight." said the white pig. "Those guys who don't learn well are rude and uneducated. They only know fights all day long. If you have anything to do, you find a chance, how can you not fight? !"

Sui Xiong nodded and waved his hand, the white pig man fell into a deep sleep. Then he cast a spell to catch a black pigman into the room and asked what happened.

The black pig man’s view is quite different from that of the white pig man. He said that the black pig man has a tradition of fighting and fighting after eating and exercising. But this kind of fighting is nothing more than a pastime, and it shouldn't be true. But the despicable white pigs actually fought when everyone was full and exhausted. It was so sinister and despicable. They deserved to be useless for a lifetime, and they could only deal with the mud all day long!

Sui Xiong waved his hand again, fainting the guy too.

He could see that the two pigmen did not lie, but their focus of thinking was completely different. There are huge differences in the living habits, values ​​and morals of the two ethnic groups, even if they eat and drink, Nor can it alleviate the conflict between them.

"This is not good!" He couldn't help sighing, "It was born from the same root, so why is it too anxious to fry each other! Everyone is a pig, so why bother to be a domestic pig?"

Looking at the chaotic scene of punches and kicks in the square, he couldn't help but feel distressed.

What should I think of a way to keep these guys down? Why don't you fight if you catch the opportunity in the future?

Of course he can shoot now and force these guys to be honest. But he can't live here forever, and he will leave sooner or later. After he is gone, aren't these guys going to fight again?

Sitting on the windowsill, Sui Xiong was lost in thought.

In the square, the pigs of the black and white races became more enthusiastic and unrestrained, and they were still yelling at the same time.

The white pig people have a higher level of education, and they also have a higher level of scolding, such as "you are a dead pig who is not raised by parents", "you are so stupid that you are so young as to be invisible", etc. It really makes people angry.

The education level of the black pigs is very low, and when they scold someone, they can’t be more than just a few sentences, such as "fuck you" and "fight your whole family", but they are also sturdy and simple, with great epees and no edge. The meaning.

Listening to their scolding, Sui Xiong's eyes suddenly lit up and he had an idea.

With a wave of his hand, a complex magic circle appeared in the air, casting a summoning spell.

The light blue light lit up, and in an instant, Steer's figure appeared in the magic circle from imaginary to real.

She flushed, she didn't even have a piece of cloth on her body, but she had some suspicious white turbidity, emitting a terrible smell.

"Your Majesty, why are you calling me at this time?" She said unhappily, "Ten minutes later...no, even five minutes!"

Sui Xiong was too lazy to ask what she was doing just now, nor was he too lazy to think deeply about the deep meaning of "ten minutes" and "five minutes", pointing to the messy scene below, and saying, "I remember you have a trick to'great estrus.' 'Right?"

"Huh?! You are really..." Stilton's eyes lit up, flapping his wings and flying out of the window, but then he looked dull and sighed, "It turns out to be a pigman. , Boring! Although these guys are big in size, stamina is a problem. One by one, I don’t know if it’s enough for me to have a quick one..."

Sui Xiong took a deep breath and suppressed the impulse in his heart that he didn't know if he should roar or vomit, and said, "I didn't let you **** them! I let you cast spells and let them do each other!"

Steier's eyes lit up again, as if the door to a new world had been opened, suddenly glowing with a shining brilliance.

"This is a good idea! Why haven't I thought about it before!"

Speaking, she flew to a position almost above the middle of the village, raised her left hand high, and sang strange ballads while drawing marvelous runes.

Her singing is soft and coquettish, like a pair of invisible hands, stretching from ears to hearts, firmly holding the hearts of the audience. Accompanied by the singing, there was a pink fragrance spreading from the rapidly forming magic circle.

The pigs were already fascinated by her singing, and fell into unspeakable excitement. At this moment, they smelled the powerful aphrodisiac scent, how can they be restrained!

For a while, they didn't care about whether the people around them were white or black. As long as they were a male and a female, they quickly got together and began to work hard to reproduce.

"How long can this spell last?" Waiting for the battle in the square to be replaced by another form~IndoMTL.com~Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction, flew to the side of Steer, and asked.

Steel estimated it, and said: "About two or three days."

"Two or three days?! Too long, it will kill people!"

"Then I will shorten a bit...or this way, I will reduce the power of the magic circle, and then speed up its loss. This way they will be able to recover about half of their awake tomorrow morning. But they will still be in heat, and wait until The day after tomorrow will be able to fully recover." Stil asked, "how about this?"

"Okay, just do it!"

The night is getting darker, the bonfire in the square is still burning, and the black and white pigs are "moving" happily.

Perhaps after this time, their relationship will really relax...

"Your Majesty."

"What's wrong? Is there anything I want to say? I want to take you back now?"

"No hurry, that big bird is very strong. It doesn't matter if he waits. Anyway, there is time to do it slowly." Stil smiled and said, "I suddenly found out that you really have a lot of ideas. ..."