Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1012: Hurry up and find a girlfriend, don’t hit my house Chu Chu idea!
The night is coming.
Song Shuhang finished a «Ruism's Vajrapani Body» of « Righteous Body Refinement Manual », and my physique improved slightly. Then, he again practice spirit meditation, and ended the practice at night.
Now transcends tribulation and «Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art»'s practice should be controlled so as not to accidentally overshoot practice and hōng lóng lóng will be transcends tribulation.
After the end of practice, Song Shuhang rested in bed closed eyes to reconcile. With his current strength, there is very little need for sleep unless he has experienced severe consumption.
The first day of school is finally over.
At noon today, after bail Demon Monarch Pāramitā's disciple ‘Du Lan’, Fairy Lady Separated Snow took Song Shuhang and Jiangnan area for a full circle, and retrieved some special ingredient from fellow daoist.
After collecting ingredient, she returned to Jiangnan University Campus with Song Shuhang and poems. Afterwards, Fairy Lady personally take action, made a table of spiritual dishes that ordinary people can also eat, put them in food boxes, and brought them back with Song Shuhang.
As for the crocodile leg, you need to know that genius can cook.
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"Tomorrow, Demon Monarch Pāramitā will also come over. Hope to master transcends tribulation array technique as soon as possible." Song Shuhang looked at in the sky's tomorrow, secretly said in heart.
Only after arranging his transcends tribulation array technique can he feel relieved.
while thinking, the vibration of the message from his mobile phone.
He was slide to unlock the phone, SMS from Su Clan's The Sixteenth: [Are you asleep? 】
[not yet ne, just ended meditation practice. Before transcends tribulation, I can only increase the strength of mental energy's as much as possible. How about you ] Song Shuhang replied.
[Just practice took a trip to sabre technique. Next, I am going to meditate and practice. It should be practice until tomorrow morning. ] Su Clan's The Sixteenth replied. She has just been promoted to Fourth Stage not long, and now, except practicing controlling sabre art, she spends most of her time on the solid realm.
Song Shuhang asked: [Do you have classes tomorrow morning? We are the third and four taels section. 】
[No, I will have lessons tomorrow afternoon. Life in school is very good for me, especially in terms of mood. ] Su Clan Sixteen said that her life in school this day was very helpful for her to calm down and stabilize realm after transcends tribulation.
[Ha Ha ~ It's good to be good. By the way, Sixteen, would you like to eat with me tomorrow night? 】 Song Shuhang Road -- Tomorrow evening, the crocodile leg Fairy Lady Separated Snow about the same is finished cooking, and you can take Su Clan's The Sixteenth to taste it.
After a while, Su Clan's The Sixteenth replied: [Yes. 】
Then Su Clan's The Sixteenth said again: "Good night. 】
[Good night. ] Song Shuhang replied.
After finishing chatting with Su Clan's The Sixteenth, Song Shuhang got up and climbed to fifth floor.
Loli Poem lives in fifth floor. She will live here while experiencing college life and looking for the opportunity of Leap Through Dragon Gate.
In the living room, Loli Poem both eyes stared at the TV intently. She was so involved in watching that she didn't even notice Song Shuhang coming in.
"Poetry, it's 11 o'clock, about the same is going to sleep. There will be lessons tomorrow morning." Song Shuhang gently said -- Always felt that since the poems came, he gradually showed signs of evolving into the role of "elder", and his mental age kept increasing.
"yí? It's 11 o'clock so fast?" Shi blinked, and then she glanced at the drama that was still playing on TV, and her face was tangled.
She seems to want to watch it for a while, but after thinking about it, her little teeth clenched and she turned off the TV firmly.
"Self-control, self-control! If you don't even have this self-control, how can you cross Heart Demon Tribulation in the future." Poem soliloquize said.
She then seemed to have exhausted her whole body to put the remote control on the table, and took a firm step back to her bedroom: "Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, good night."
"Good night." Song Shuhang waved.
Song Shuhang then looked at the next room, which was the Little Cai's bedroom. Little Cai already took a break early, and today she ran down with Fairy East Six full Jiangnan area, very tired.
Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.
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After reading Poem and Little Cai, Song Shuhang returns to his bedroom.
He continued to lean on the bed, and closed eyes began to organize his recent experiences and gains in his brain.
Speaking of which, while in the forbidden area, he also encountered an fox monster suspected to be a descendant of 'Thirty Three Beasts God Sect'. Originally, I was planning to bring fox monster and the official descendant of Thirty Three Beasts God Sect to see the previous one and learn about «Hundred Beasts Taming Collection»'s Karma.
But the other party was taken away by Senior White Two, and I don't know where it was placed. And Senior White Two did not appear all day today ...
Here, I can only wait for Senior White Two to reappear, and tell him about the fox monster's, I hope that fox monster safe and sound.
The night is getting darker
Time already is around three in the morning.
The drowsy Song Shuhang is considering whether to go to the top of the building to practise sabre technique or something.
Just then, his phone rang.
he took out his cell phone is a strange number at first glance.
It's late in the middle of the night, is it harassing the phone again?
Song Shuhang random slide to unlock phone.
He is idle and bored. If he really harassed the phone, he can just relieve the boredom.
"Meow ~~" There was a sharp meow on the phone.
"..." Song Shuhang was silent for a moment: "who ah, speak the human language, otherwise I'm hang up the phone."
"woof, woof, woof ~~" At this time, the meow on the phone was replaced with a dog bark.
"Doudou?" Song Shuhang doubtfully asked.
"Ha Ha, Wang ~ Shuhang, you didn't forget This Dog King. I'm so touched. How about it, did the meow image learned by This Dog King just now?" Doudou's voice came out from the phone.
Does your pekingese learn howling?
Song Shuhang sighed: "In the middle of the night, what's up ma?"
Doudou: "It's the middle of the night with you? Wang, I'm just dawning here now. I'm idle and bored, so I'm calling for you. I think about it, I have no common topic with others, and I finally thought of you It's over. "
Song Shuhang: "..."
In the middle of the night, a dog is looking for you to chat with. This topic sounds sad.
Song Shuhang sighs: "Well, what are you going to talk about?" -- Doudou is almost marry (a man), maybe there is ‘pre-marital syndrome’ or something, can understand. Anyway, idle and bored, just accompany it.
"What are you talking about ... Yes, let's talk about your girlfriend's topic. You found a girlfriend at Clear Water Pavilion last time, and then you became a ghost, right. How are you getting along with your girlfriend now?" ? Have your girlfriend already hanged up and become a ghost? What's the same feeling as main character Ling Ye in «Dharma-Ending Battle»? Let's talk about this topic today. "Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "..." damn!
"Silence? Squeak? Could it be that, you don't want to talk about this topic? Wang ~~ Then talk about the other, I heard you started school, have you found a new girlfriend? Will you still be single?" Doudou again Road.
"It's only one day before school. Do you think?" Song Shuhang said.
"You are weak. Real men can soak up their sisters in an hour. one day period is enough for real men and girls to make babies. Otherwise, let me give you some suggestions. I ’m very good at how to make a girlfriend. I have experience. let me think, by the way, I heard that the little girl Ruizheng named 'Shi' lives with you? Don't doubt my information, my information is accurate. Would you like to consider Loli Poem? It is very cute, Also sensible. Earned three years of blood and did not lose the death penalty, lo*ic*n has been very popular in recent years. "Doudou said.
Song Shuhang a spell of silence: "..."
"Silence again? could it be Loli Poem doesn't suit your appetite? You are really picky, what about Su Clan's The Sixteenth? I heard she followed you to Jiangnan University Campus. Your hero rescuing the beauty back then left her with the image of Weiguang An And she is so cute, if you are with her, you earn blood. Think about it, Sixteenth's constitution destined her to grow old slowly, and you will become an uncle in a few years. by that time, you Going out with The Sixteenth, looks like father and daughter, is really a couple, how much sense? "Doudou said again.
Father and daughter you look, uncle you look!
Song Shuhang sighed quietly: "Doudou, what on earth do you want to say? If you continue to do this, I am hang up the phone add into the blacklist?"
Doudou a spell of silence.
After a while ...
"Wang, Shuhang you are no more fun than before. You were much more cute when you first met. They will also make me play [your mom is a big monkey] game." Doudou said.
Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches: "People will always grow up, beans are scared. Stop talking nonsense, three sentences will explain what you want to say, otherwise I will be hang up the phone add to blacklist."
Doudou: "Wang ~~ Well, what I want to say is that my wife 'Chu Chu' in online game has also passed Jiangnan University Campus. Today, she also played a game and asked me which class I was in. Later, I used get disconnected. Flashed out. I warn you, Song Shuhang. Find a girlfriend quickly, don't hit my wife 'Chu Chu''s idea. "
Is that cute little girl Doudou got in online game?
"..." Song Shuhang: "Hurry up practice to Fifth Stage realm, and be a human."
"Fuck, it's easy for you. Fifth Stage realm is a big bottle, I've been stuck at this bottleneck for many years." Doudou depressedly said: "If I am promoted to Fifth Stage, I will set the humanoid status to look like your about the same, so by that time my 'Chu Chu' wife I wo n’t doubt me. by that time, I say it is your twin brother. "
fuck! Song Shuhang doesn't know what to say.
When Doudou is promoted to Fifth Stage, he must take good measures to deal with it, and must not let it become his own appearance. Otherwise, with Doudou's character, seeking death everywhere, against his appearance, the final account is on his own head, that's okay?
Song Shuhang: "When it comes to bottlenecks, I want to tell you one thing. Doudou, I'm about to cross Third Promotes Fourth's Heavenly Tribulation, and I will soon catch up with your realm."
Recalling the first meeting, Fourth Stage's Doudou was simply amazingly exploded the Heaven in Song Shuhang's view, and it was chasing after Demon Monarch Anzhi running around the sky.
unwittingly, he is about to catch up with Doudou's realm.
This is the power of time.
Doudou a spell of silence: "I have a sentence mofo don't know when to speak improperly?"
"Oh." Song Shuhang calmly said: "Also, I remind you a sentence. You want marry (a man), Doudou."
"fuck you!" Doudou gritted his teeth.
"Since you want to talk about your partner, let's talk about your groom. True Monarch Yellow Mountain once mentioned that he will marry you before being promoted to Seventh Stage. And True Monarch distance transcends tribulation already is not far away, which means ... ... Doudou Your wedding is not far away. As a bride, have you seen the groom? "Song Shuhang counterattacked.
"fuck you!" Doudou sighed suddenly: "No, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain never talked to me about who the wedding was. from head to tail, he was silently arranging the wedding scene for me. Now the wedding scene outside is all arranged by already Yes, my heart quite flustered. Originally, I thought the marriage object would be Exterminating Phoenix, but Exterminating Phoenix denied it. It really saddened me. "
It can simply make Doudou fall into a huge trouble, True Monarch Yellow Mountain is indeed group admin of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'!
"Now, Shuhang. You said, would I really be a female * dog?" Doudou suddenly said solemnly: "The more I think about it these days, the more I get wrong, I always feel like my brain is going to explode. I am like you Say, I changed my peeing posture a few days ago. I used to raise my legs to pee, but I became a squat pee a few days ago. wait for me I was frightened when I returned to God Now, I almost thought that I really became a mother. Fortunately, looking down, My Little Doudou still there.
Song Shuhang: "..." such a profound question, how do you want me to answer you?
"Shuhang, what if I really become a dog girl?" Doudou asked.
"I think, unless you are doing sex change surgery, you should not be a dog girl." Song Shuhang said: "I feel that True Monarch Yellow Mountain said that 'marry (a man)' is also about marrying you to a dog girl or the like."
"If you say that, I feel more at ease." Doudou seems relieved: "If I really married me to a dog girl, I'm not afraid. I have a harem dream Wang . Even if I marry a dog sister, one day in the future, I will still force her to become a member of my harem. woof, woof, wait for me promoted to Fifth Stage, I will marry many of the girls I fancy! woof, woof, woof, woof ～～ ”
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Yes, Shuhang, why don't you help me test out Big Idiot Yellow Mountain? Can you help me test it out. Is my target dog at a by that time wedding?" Doudou said.
"Well, when wait for me meets True Monarch Yellow Mountain, I will test it for you." Song Shuhang said.
"Good man, Shuhang, knowing you is the most correct choice in my life This Dog King." Doudou said: "Your kindness, This Dog King keep in mind. After wait for you test results, This Dog King will definitely give you a great benefit. Super Great benefit! "
"As long as you don't toss me, I will be very happy." Song Shuhang sighed.
After finishing Doudou's conversation, Song Shuhang put down the phone.
There was a knock at the door downstairs.
In the middle of the night, who knocks on the door?
Song Shuhang raise head looks downstairs.
He then saw the True Monarch White Crane with dorsal wings, standing outside the door. At this time, there was a slight anxiety in the True Monarch White Crane's eyebrows.