Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 102: Zhuge Zhongyang

"Ha, I thought I made the wrong call." The other voice was relieved, and then said, "I'm almost Jiangnan University Campus, come and pick me up!"

"yí? Pick you up? Who is yours?" Gao Moumou was puzzled for a while, and came to Jiangnan University Campus, who ah?

"It's really sad! Haven't you heard my voice yet?" The other party exaggerated tone: "it’s me ah, your best friend, -- George!"

"George?" Gao Moumou thought hard, but sincerely unable matched this name with any acquaintance in his mind: "Have never heard of it!"

"..." The other side remained silent for a long time.

"Don't talk, just say who are you, don't say I'm hung up." Gao Moumou said.

"It's me, Zhuge Zhongyang!" The other side was helpless and reported another Chinese name.

Gao Moumou heard this name, and his face turned white --. He remembered the day when he was put on plastic wrap and his virginity was badly defiled.

Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue's older brother, is also a partner who grew up with Gao Moumou.

Like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang is mixed.

Like Zhuge Yue, he is also great trouble!

Gao Moumou takes a deep breath, suddenly raised the phone, shouted away from himself: "wèi wèi ~~ What did you just say ~~ Ah, the signal here is not good, I can't hear ~~ I'm busy now, you Can you call again later! Ah, my cell phone just runs out of power, just like that, hung up! "

After speaking, without the slightest hesitation's hung up.

During sports competition, you should never have a dime relationship with these two surnames Zhuge!

But as soon as he hangs up, Zhuge Zhongyang calls back immediately.

Did you fall for me? Gao Moumou's face changed dramatically, and then he quickly connect the call again: "I'm sorry, the phone number you dialed has been shutdown. Sorry, the_number_ lure_dial_out_is_out_of_color rvice!"

Repeat twice, Gao Moumou wants to turn off the phone.

"Bastard, Gao Moumou, you dare to try hang up the phone! The moving Chinese and English prompts are clearly divided between men and women! I don't read much, don't lie to me!" A roar came from the other party's phone: "You don't want to pick me Ming said, why do you take so many turns? "

"I'm not afraid to hurt your fragile heart, then I made it clear -- me, no, think, pick, you!" Gao Moumou grinned hēi hēi grinned.

"Asshole, you wait for me!" Zhuge Zhongyang hung up the phone fiercely.

Gao Moumou a proud face.

"who ah?" Song Shuhang asked, not many people can make Gao Moumou's face change dramatically.

"A super great trouble!" Gao Moumou said with a sore face: "Super narcissistic, self-feeling is too good. Moreover, it is also super picky. No matter what you encounter, you must evaluate it from an overhead perspective. Fan. When eating Yangchun noodles on the roadside, he had to pick up a dozen shortcomings. what is more important, that guy's mouth wasn't blocked, he had a flat mouth! In short, I took him super can't do anything about it! "

Gao Moumou uses a series of "super" to describe his mood.

"It sounds like a bad guy just listening." Lin Tubo sighed.

Song Shuhang squeezed his chin: "If it's such a troublesome guy, would he have been so easily killed by you?"

"..." Gao Moumou lived: "Otherwise, I'll take a vacation, then how about my brother looking for a place for a day? How about my hospitality?"

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Then, fifteen minutes later, a tall, thin, blond, mixed-race man appeared on Jiangnan University Campus. And he found Gao Moumou very smoothly.

"Gao Moumou, you are too naive. Do you think you can kill me with a phone call?" The handsome blonde shook his long hair and showed a smile of evil charm.

Song Shuhang saw Gao Moumou trembling twice.

The handsome blond man Zhuge Zhongyang took out his mobile phone, swiped a few times on it, pulled out a extraordinary software, and proudly showed it to Gao Moumou: "did you see that, just enter your mobile number on this program, I You will be able to locate your location to within five meters, and I will pay for it specially for me! Letting you pick me up will only give you a chance, even if you do not come, I can still find you with a fraction of a minute! "

nowadays, there are so many programs that locate other people's locations through mobile phone numbers? I always feel personally in crisis.

After being proud, Zhuge Zhongyang very happy appreciates the smelly face of Gao Moumou and feces. Then happily ran to the side of Tubo and shook hands enthusiastically: "Ha Ha, are some of your buddies Gao Moumou's friends? Hello everyone, I am his childhood friends, called Zhuge Zhongyang!"

His enthusiasm is confusing.

‘Does n’t it seem to be as annoying as Gao Moumou said? ’Tubo secretly said in heart, after shaking hands with Zhuge Zhongyang, he introduced himself:" My name is Lin Tubo, you can call me Bozi or Little Bo. "

"Tubo? Ha Ha Ha, your name is so amused, and some of the names of Gao Moumou's are broken! I have always wondered if Gao Moumou was born to my parents. When I was young, I suspected that Gao Moumou was given by his parents when they bought yogurt. How about you, was it attached to prepaid credit when you were young? "Zhuge Zhongyang said with a smile.

Tubo Forehead blue tendon bursts -- If I retract it, this guy is really annoying, as soon as I meet, I can make my blood pressure rise! This guy's mouth is so cheap, can live until now has not been killed yet, simply is a miracle!

Then, Zhuge Zhongyang shook hands with Song Shuhang enthusiastically: "What's your name?"

"Song Shuhang." Shuhang still reported his own name. There should be no place for his name in tsukkomi?

"Good name, this is the name my biological son should have. Buddy is pretty white, a little creamy, very popular with girls, right? China's young girls like Little White face very much." Zhuge Zhongyang said with a smile .

"..." Song Shuhang corner of the mouth drew: "There is no girlfriend yet."

"yí? Do girls now have such high eyesight?" Zhuge Zhongyang wondered a little, then patted Song Shuhang's shoulder hard: "I want brothers to help you, don't I? I ’m bragging, as long as I call, whether it is pure girl It ’s still a beautiful girl, or a warm loli, and a cold girl. As long as I call, no one will refuse me, and they will come to me cheerfully! "

This guy is super familiar!

"So bad?" Song Shuhang could not help but quipped: "Zhu Ge, are you in the courier industry?"

Because Zhuge Zhongyang does not describe the younger brother of the courier industry, it can make girls with different personalities and different ages happily run down to receive courier with one call.

Zhuge Zhongyang froze. After a while, he shook his hair and narcissistically said, "Shuhang ah, have you ever seen an courier member like me? Is there any courier member in this world who is as handsome and handsome as me? ? "

At this point, a Abundant Harvest Express Delivery Service's car stopped in the distance. A charming handsome uncle stepped out of the car ...