Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1078: Get away!
Moreover, Senior Whiteto's identity is one of Nine Serenities World's gang leader. If he is willing to help with take action, it is definitely old driver drive a car, stable!
But Senior Whiteto has to listen to the joke again ... Song Shuhang thinks back, many of the jokes that not long ago has seen, and now in retrospect, none of them feel funny. .Fastest update
can't do anything about it, as people's laughter gets higher and higher, ordinary short joke already is difficult to make people laugh. Some jokes. After laughing once and thinking about it again, you will find that already cannot laugh.
Sometimes it ’s painful to laugh high.
"Senior White, you wait a minute!" Song Shuhang responded in his mind: "I will definitely find a joke that makes people laugh."
Today is different from the past. Today, so many seniors of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' are present. Many people are strength. So many people could it be can't squeeze out a joke that makes Senior Whiteto happy.
"Okay, give you time to prepare." Senior Whiteto Today's mood is really very nice, without giving Song Shuhang any restrictions.
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At this time, when underground laboratory.
The members of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' are depressed, at this time, Song Shuhang said out loud: "Senior Ladies and Gentlemen, whoever has a classic joke, give me a poke."
Venerable Spirit Butterfly: "..."
Venerable Seventh Path: "..."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked curiously, "Shuhang, why are you joking suddenly?"
"I just received a Nine Serenities old driver ... Ah no, it's the 'bì bì bì'. Come again? Anti-Correct's super great expert's news, he said that there is a way to help us. But, we need someone who can make him smile Jokes are paid. Seniors, come and joke? "Song Shuhang said.
"Is that senior? If it is that senior, maybe it can really help us." True Monarch Eternal Fire comprehend and understand came over, when Song Shuhang helped Ruism to recapture 'Golden Lotus World'controlling right, there was the unable who said Dao name's Help in secret.
"What kind of jokes do you want?" Fairy Lychee asked.
"As long as it's interesting enough, anyway, tell me anyway." Song Shuhang said.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth: "I'll look online."
Mad Sabre Three Waves: "I remember a lot of interesting passages ... However, those passages are a bit R-18."
"Senior Three Waves, this is not necessary anymore." Song Shuhang waved his hands again and again, he was actually telling Senior Whiteto the R-18 joke by unimaginable. If you mess with Senior Whiteto, reward him with ‘God Extinguishing Cannon’ is not fun.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Well, I was one of the things that Remembered long ago experienced. At that time, I was just an Fourth Stage cultivator. Before, I had talked with fellow daoist in the group, but Little Friend Shuhang may not have heard."
Then True Monarch Yellow Mountain began to marry.
[That's a long time ago. When I was young, like most fellow daoists, after Fourth Stage realm I went down the mountain and started to wander the world. One day, Taishan had a Sixth Stage True Monarch senior open altar **, and I hurried over to listen to the Fa.
At that time, there were many people who went to listen to the predecessor open altar **, and the entire court was full of cultivator from various parties. I just went down the mountain to Cultivation World's, and I was very glad to see that scene.
I also squeezed into a corner of the court, waiting to wait for the Sixth Stage True Monarch opening **.
When I managed to squeeze into a suitable position, I turned my head and looked to the side. I saw a slender young Daoist standing at the side position. He was also Fourth Stage realm with outstanding temperament.
I saw this and greeted him involuntarily: "Now Yellow Mountain Daoist, just entered Fourth Stage not long, may I ask fellow daoist Dao name?"
The fellow daoist suddenly paused, and suddenly said, "Get away."
I felt particularly embarrassed at the time. For the first time, I first experienced the coldness of Cultivator World's deeply.
So, the entire ‘Taishan **’ from head to tail, I ’ve never talked to him about a single sentence again.
After that, I worked **** practice and arrived at Fifth Stage realm.
The other day, I was somewhere cultivation When I bought materials at the market, I met the young man with outstanding temperament. Daoist When he was at Fourth Stage peak, distance Fifth Stage Not good a step's distance , cultivation base Not as good as I was then.
don't know why, when I saw him again, I suddenly remembered the other party ’s voice ‘Go Away' of coldly when Taishan ** was back then.
in my heart has a suffocating breath and does not spit.
So ... I secretly talked to behind him, and after leaving ‘cultivation City Repair’, I found a place where nobody was there and gave him a pain. 】
When it comes to this, True Monarch Yellow Mountain pauses, his face is awkward.
Song Shuhang looks puzzled about this story, isn't there anything funny?
[After giving him a pain, I asked him if he remembered me.
He said: Remember, your name is Yellow Mountain Daoist.
I didn't expect him to remember my Dao name, so he slightly hesitated.
At this time, his corner of the mouth twitched: "My name is 'Scholar Go Away', and Dao name is called off."]
"噗" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "What happened later?"
"I won't mention anything later. Anyway, I paid a great price to apologize." True Monarch Yellow Mountain grinned dryly.
Fairy Lychee: "Lucky my Dao name is only 'Lychee' and will not be drawn by his unfathomable mystery one day after knowing Senior Yellow Mountain."
"Fortunately, my Dao name is only North River, and did not give Senior Yellow Mountain a chance to take a break." Loose Practitioner North River added.
Mad Sabre Three Waves: "Fortunately, my Dao name is only Three Waves, and it will not be beaten after unfathomable mystery reports Dao name."
"No, Senior Three Waves is different from you. Your Dao name is now reported upright, and there is a great chance that it will be beaten." Song Shuhang could not help but tsukkomi said.
Mad Sabre Three Waves: "..."
"In fact, the Dao name of everyone in our group is quite normal ... in the past." When True Monarch Yellow Mountain said about half, he changed his stance abruptly.
Because recently, the style of Dao name in the group is also abnormal. Seven Dao Names' Song Shuhang, and there may be 365 + 1Dao name's Soft Feather in the future.
"Is this a joke?" True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked.
"wait." Song Shuhang contacted Senior Whiteto in his head again: "Senior White, is it there? Have you heard the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's joke?"
"It's over," Senior Whiteto said.
"Interesting? Satisfied?" Song Shuhang asked.
"If the full score is 100 points, this story barely has 54 points. However, seeing this is the first time you get a score that is close to passing, I will add six points to you, make up 60 points, and count you Pass it. "Senior Whiteto said.
Song Shuhang is relieved: "Then please ask Senior White to help us, send us to Nine Serenities!"
"Why go there?" Senior Whiteto asked in confusion.
"yí? Didn't you say that there is a way to help us solve the problem?" Song Shuhang asked back.
"Yeah, I have a way to help you, but I don't want to send you to Nine Serenities. There is now the site of Metal Ball, and I was sealed in 'Evil Lotus World' and fell asleep." Senior Whiteto answered.
"Where are we going?" Song Shuhang curiously asked.
"The main world has All Heavens and Myriad Realms practitioner transcending tribulation's'Heavenly Tribulation World ', and Nine Serenities World naturally has a corresponding place. And, very opportunetly, there will be a Seventh Stage-class Contaminated immediately, you want to enter' Demonic Tribulation World '. You are ready, wait for that Contaminated to enter' Demonic Tribulation World 'In an instant, I opened a back door to get you in. Then, you stay away from that Contaminated and experiment with the power of the' Heavenly Tribulation Missile. After the experiment, I will pull you out. 'Senior Whiteto said.
"Does this work?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.
"How do I say it is Nine Serenities World's wielder, OK? I still have the ability to open a back door." Senior Whiteto said.
"But in the 'Demonic Tribulation World', will we be fine? Will we not be involved in the 'Demonic Tribulation' or something?" Song Shuhang is a little uneasy.
I almost killed him because of the last trip of Heavenly Tribulation World.
The if not for [Anything Can Sell] came in time to serve him. Maybe already turned into **** under Heavenly Tribulation.
"Rest assured, there will be no problems with I personally take action. As long as your not seeking death contacts the Seventh Stage Contaminated who crosses the Demonic Tribulation, there will be no problems." Senior White to pledged.
With the guarantee of Senior Whiteto, Song Shuhang is only a little relieved.
"wait a minute, after entering Demonic Tribulation World, can my Core World be opened?" Song Shuhang asked again.
Heavenly Tribulation missiles are all placed in Core World. If Core World is directly shielded like entering Heavenly Tribulation World, then he must take out the Heavenly Tribulation missile in advance.
"Rest assured, I have a relay, no problem." Senior Whiteto said.
"So, can I tell the Nine Provinces (1) Group's predecessors about Demonic Tribulation World?" Song Shuhang asked.
"up to you." Senior Whiteto didn't care.
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In underground laboratory, everyone looks at Song Shuhang of closed eyes status, knowing that he is talking to a super-class great expert.
Don't know which great expert is dissatisfied with True Monarch Yellow Mountain's fun?
At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: "It's done."
"What shall we do next?" Venerable Seventh Path asked.
"Everyone try to get together. In a while, the Nine Serenities old driver will directly open the back door and send us to a place where we can experiment with the Heavenly Tribulation missile." Song Shuhang said: "But the place we are going to is not Nine Serenities, but a peace 'Heavenly Tribulation World' The world of about the same. Therefore, everyone pay attention to safety, please don't seeking death to contact the demons who are about to be transcending tribulation's Seventh Stage, lest they be involved in Demonic Tribulation. "
While Song Shuhang was talking, True Monarch Yellow Mountain suddenly took take action machine, slide to unlock took a look.
"Just now, Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylark suddenly said that she wanted transcends tribulation. But it wasn't Heavenly Tribulation, it seemed to be Nine Serenities World's Demonic Tribulation, she was completely polluted." True Monarch Yellow Mountain said.
what a coincidence?
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