Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1114: bath water sky high


Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "note the lonely life +1"

Fairy Lychee: "note the lonely life +2"

I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: "Boy, I have a copy of divine art « Boy Power » here. single doggie is required to practice. Are you interested in practice? free of charge you."

Medicine Master: "note the lonely life +3"

Medicine Master: "Fellow Daoist White Crane, don't destroy the team."

Tyrant Song: "..."

Monk Cloud Swallowing: "Song donor, did you realize it?"

Tyrant Song: "..."

Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: "[Moe Moe Dog Head]"

This time, when Guo Da issued a dog head expression, the chat rhythm of the entire 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' suddenly became like Mr. Destiny, who had his throat choked.

Everyone knows that the next Guo Da will definitely be [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]. No one likes to be rubbed by Guo Da.

This guy wants to confess himself, everyone is satisfying him.

But this time ... most of the time, Guo Da didn't reply.

Strange, Guo Da get disconnected?

Would you like to continue black Little Friend Shuhang? But if black and black, Guo Da comes out again, what to do with a [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]?

While everyone was thinking, [system message reminds: (**] **] Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da, already was administered by the administrator Venerable Seventh Path Silenced5 minutes. 】

Venerable Seventh Path: "OK, let's continue talking."

So no need to fear Guo Da popped up and rubbed people's heads.

Loose Practitioner North River: "Senior Seventh Path well done."

Fairy Lychee: "2333, I just talked privately with Senior Seventh Path and asked him to come over Silenced."

Venerable Seventh Path: "[Thumbs Up] you continue, I still have something, flash first. pay attention to time, I banned Guo Da for five minutes."

Mad Sabre Four Waves: "come, come, come, let's continue with the topic just now. Little Friend Shuhang, you can understand one thing from what you just said. fellow daoist, who fainted in the song of good fortune, is a fairy? You just used 'her' Words. "

True Monarch North River: "Why do we say you note the lonely life? A fairy of exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful is in a coma on your side. You don't want to take good care of her, but you still want to throw her aside and let her naturally wake up?"

Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "Little Friend Shuhang, you don't know women."

I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: "To be honest, I always thought that men like Song Shuhang you would only appear in 'Joke Paragraphs'. I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

Tyrant Song: "Hey, I said, have you misunderstood something? Although this is a fairy, and she is also considered a beauty. However, people have a master. And, on EQ, my EQ is still in above standard. "

Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "It's boring, for a long time, there is a master, so what do you send ambiguously?"

Monk Cloud Swallowing: "I thought I had the opportunity to bring Little Friend Shuhang into Buddhism."

Song Shuhang: "..." So, is it my fault?

Mad Sabre Four Waves: "Is this fairy marry (a man)?"

Tyrant Song: "We are about to get married, probably."

Mad Sabre Four Waves: "That's not marry (a man), right? In this case, you are still have a chance! unmarried guy, unmarried girl."

[system message reminder: (***) ** Mad Sabre Four Waves, already was Venerable Seventh Path Silenced by the administrator for 1 hour. 】

Venerable Seventh Path: "Changed Dao name, or did unable prevent you from seeking death? Fellow Daoist Four Waves. Be careful when someone finds someone to come and hack you."

True Monarch North River: "Four Waves is a wave higher than Three Waves. I think he will only be more seeking death ... sigh."

I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: "Seriously, Shuhang, it's not good for you to hang people's fairies directly. At least they should be carried to bed to rest."

Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "About soothing the harm caused by Dharma King Good Fortune singing, I recommend a method of -- soaking or taking a hot bath. After listening to the singing last time, I felt dizzy and brain dizzy. I went home and took a bath. , Refreshed. "

"The fairy said by Little Friend Shuhang is still in a coma. How can I take a hot bath? If Little Friend Shuhang carries her to take a hot bath, then there will be a big problem." Monk Cloud Swallowing said.

Talking and chatting, the topic in the group suddenly crooked again.

From the beginning ‘Healing Dharma King Good Fortune's Singing’, I talked about the topic of ‘hot bath’.

Heavenly Mansion Artifact Sect Yang Xian: "In the words of [Evil Smile], I remember that many people in cultivation world can sell bath water at sky high prices."

Tyrant Song: "0_0"

Tyrant Song: "In reality, some guys who have heard of brute will have a strong taste to drink bath water of beauty. Does cultivation world have such a great gentleman?"

But it's really possible to think about it. Most cultivators are also people, and people will have hobbies. It is not surprising that there is a pervert in cultivator.

Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "Ha Ha Ha Ha, Yang Xian you are purely malicious topics."

Fairy Lychee: "Seriously, in cultivation world, bath water of beauty can not be sold at any price. The important thing is not to look at the beauty of the people, but to look at other factors. Like I am at cultivation world, I can still count as beauty, but my No one wants bath water. However, there are many people in our group who want to buy True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant's bath water.

Song Shuhang: "..."

True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant's bath water?

Song Shuhang A picture emerged in the mind of -- True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant, swimming in the bathtub, and got up chicly after a lap. Then, a large group of cultivator striving to be first and fearing to be last came over to drink bath water.

Evil ~~ This picture is too beautiful, he dare not think about it.

Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant: "fuck, how did you get involved with me? I haven't said a word in from head to tail, so it will also pull me out get unjustly implicated? Little Lychee, you are not kind."

"Because in the group, I only remember True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant your bath water, it has been sold for a large price, and it is regarded as sky-high price. [cover your mouth and smile slightly]" Fairy Lychee said.

"That's the dark life that the old man can't bear to look back, okay?" Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant said: "And, that's not bath water, it's the dragon soup. That old mixed hair that year, threw me into the pot, with more than 300 herbs Refining, when I was young, I was almost killed, and my skin was peeled off several layers. Fortunately, my life was too big to escape my birth.

Song Shuhang heard until here, I understand what's going on.

He asked curiously, "Then ... what about the old hair?"

"Of course I was killed, I escaped alive, practice was successful, the first one to kill him. Without killing him, I will not remove Heart Demon, how else practice?" True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant hēi hēi laughed.

After that, Nine Provinces (1) Group's topic, back on track.

Fairy Lychee started talking to everyone about [True Warrior Cup's Valkyrie War], which is an upcoming game on True Warrior Island. Fairy Lychee fancy third prize spirit beast 'cocoon cow', this time she will win.

Song Shuhang didn't know anything about it and couldn't talk about it. After thinking about it, he quit the chat group page and turned off the phone.

In front of her, Fairy Floating Life is still in a coma, and she has been dizzy for a long time.

Song Shuhang thought for a while, took out Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant, a smart choice. A layer of escape light emerges from Broken Tyrant, supporting Fairy Floating Life.

After that, Shuhang guarded Feijian in this way and went to Fairy Floating Life's room.

As soon as he opened the door, he just saw Loli Poem rubbing his eyes and coming out: "Senior Apprentice Brother Song, it's about time, we are going to class."

the next moment, she blinked and looked at the stunned Fairy Floating Life of behind Song Shuhang's body: "Senior Apprentice Brother Song, what have you done to this Fairy Floating Life?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Song Shuhang said: "She passed out after listening to the Dharma King Good Fortune's song."

"oh." Poem moe moe's nodded, and then she suddenly asked: "Senior Apprentice Brother Song, are you interested in receiving a righteous girl? Very cute kind, will act cute kind?"

Song Shuhang: "噗 ~~~"

Although the poem is very cute, he is second-year student, OK, just turned 18, what kind of righteous daughter do you accept? And does he really look so old?

"Senior Apprentice Brother Song, don't get me wrong, I don't want you to accept me as a righteous woman." Loli Poem waved hands again and again.

Song Shuhang: "So why do you ask this question suddenly?"

"It was Candle who asked me to ask." Poem said with a bitter smile: "I also feel that Candle is too noisy, but she must ask me to ask for her."

"Candle?" Song Shuhang immediately remembered that she was with the poem. The younger Loli is the poem junior apprentice sister. It seems to be a little smaller more than Guoguo.

"Well, she wants to be the right daughter of Senior Apprentice Brother Song's." Shi said.

Song Shuhang: "For hair? Don't tell me what she and look at me feel kind, I don't believe."

"After recognizing Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang as the righteous daughter, she can visit Jiangnan University Campus for a while by visiting the name of her righteous father." Loli Poem earnestly said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Although the candle is a bit ridiculous, but I seriously thought about it, because this thing is also beneficial to Senior Apprentice Brother Song, so I still ask her to pass on to Senior Apprentice Brother Song." Poem earnestly said.

Song Shuhang: "Benefits?"

"Well, Candle's parents disappeared while exploring a beyond the heaven ancient immortal ruins, and she has been raised by her grandfather. Her grandfather True Monarch Pear is one of the best refiners in our door Grandmaster. I see Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang you already promotion Fourth Stage, about the same It ’s time to create your own living item. If Candle recognizes you as your righteous father, then True Monarch Pear will definitely take action help Senior Apprentice Brother Song build living item. ”Shi blinked.

Song Shuhang: "Attractive?"

"Well, because Candle wants to worship Senior Apprentice Brother Song as his righteous father, think of Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang and you also agree with impossible. Therefore, I think it is best to use temptation." Poem earnestly said.

Song Shuhang laughed: "You are so sure. Candle's grandfather 'True Monarch Pear', will agree with Candle to recognize me as the right father? You know, my cultivation base is not high. And ... I'm just 18 years old."

"It's not eighteen years old. In ancient times, already was the father of several children." Poem said here, his eyes sinking: "And, if the candle wants to recognize the Father, as long as moral behaviour pretty good, even if it is Ordinary people, his grandfather will not refuse. "

Chan's parents disappeared when she was very young, because of this, True Monarch Pear would not have the heart to refuse.

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PS: On the public account today, there are pictures drawn by readers. It is a cute little loli. Would you like to see it? In two days more famous handsome guy Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's information in Nine Provinces (1) Group. Follow the WeChat public number: Legend of the Sacred Knight to see more content. .


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