Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1271: I only have 99% electricity, hang up first!
Doudou said, and added: "If we refuse, we will be friendship finished!"
"Then we will be friends ... Eh, okay, the best man is no problem," Song Shuhang said.
Doudou fried hair: "Shuhang, you just wanted to say 'friendship finished', didn't you? Is it?"
"You heard it wrong." Song Shuhang said in deadly earnest.
Doudou: "I'm a puppy. As a dog monster, my ears are sensitive is up."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~ sound quiet, my mother is next door." Song Shuhang said silently.
Doudou lowers voice: "You haven't told your mother about practice's?"
"I haven't come here yet to say nah." Song Shuhang said silently.
After entering cultivation, Song Shuhang is busy every day.
Doudou rolled his eyes: "You're all Fourth Stage, don't say now, when will you wait?"
"Although I have Fourth Stage, I have only been practice for four months. Thank you." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou: "..."
The air suddenly quieted.
After a while.
"Ah wū ~~ woof, woof!" Doudou flew up and opened the blood basin.
"Spit, you spits for me! fuck, pay attention to the image, spit, no more spits!"
"fuck, Sakou didn't tell you to change place to bite, you are a dog! No, forget that you are a dog."
"In short, quickly shut your mouth, please give me up. I tell you, I have all kinds of body tempering cultivation technique, Vajrapani is not bad, Too tough for you to bite."
After a while ...
Doudou only closed his mouth with hearing the footsteps outside the living room.
It held the tea cup again, and a smile of kindly appeared on her face.
"Vajrapani is not bad divine art, I pēi, my dog teeth are not broken for all kinds of Vajrapani." Doudou said, it is proud of showed the teeth.
In the dark, the roots of Doudou are hurting. Is the guy Song Shuhang stronger? Gritting true fangs. Moreover, it bit for a long time, leaving only two faint teeth mark on the arm of this product.
"What are you talking about? It's so cheerful?" Song Mama gave some snacks and laughed.
Doudou: "I just invited Shuhang to be my bridesmaid, no, it's the best man. Song Shuhang agreed."
"yō? Nicolas Bean are you getting married?" Song Mama said curiously.
It's really rare to get married at such a young age.
Doudou: "I'll get married tomorrow is up."
"So urgent? Shuhang are you up for time?" Song Mama said.
Song Shuhang said: "mama, you don't have to worry. I have time out."
"Then you arrange it, and you continue talking." Song Mama laughed, she left the living room and gave up space to Song Shuhang and Doudou.
Young people chatting, if she stayed aside, it would make the young people chat a lot.
After Song Mama left, Doudou whispered again: "Actually ... your parents already missed the appropriate age of practice's, even now practice is also it's too late. The best way to deal with it is to find some extended-life medicine pill like Medicine Master. They extended life span. "
Song Shuhang: "I also know ... I have 'Living Spring' and Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus in my hand, and these two things together can make people live longer."
Living Spring He has taken already to his parents secretly. Gentleman's Golden Lotus is not in a hurry. -- because this thing is different from Living Spring, it will increase by ability.
"In addition, Senior White is also planning to design a [Martial World Master Training System]. When Senior White has really completed this system, I want to get one for both parents." Song Shuhang said.
"It looks like to your family, you have a plan for already in your heart." Doudou licked his paw.
Song Shuhang: "Required, preparedness averts peril. No matter what you do, it will be a lot easier to have a plan first."
"make sense." Doudou said: "So our Best Men Group also need to plan for it?"
Our Best Men Group?
It's yours, not ours! I do not marry (a man). Song Shuhang inner tsukkomi.
"Have you ever been a best man in Shuhang?" Doudou asked.
Song Shuhang shook his head.
"It's too weak, even the best man hasn't been." Doudou despised.
Song Shuhang: "I'm a second-year student student, OK? My friends are all my age about the same, and I'm not married yet. Where can I go as a best man?"
"What about our Best Men Group? You have no experience, I also have no experience." Doudou worried.
Song Shuhang grinned and pulled out laptop computer: "Now it's the big Internet era, for external matters consult Elder Brother Google, for internal matters consult Baidu, thin dogs, etc. One search, everything!"
"How to search?" Doudou asked.
"look at my." Song Shuhang opens the computer and opens the Baidu web page.
[What do I need to prepare for my best man? ] Enter Song Shuhang.
A lot of content pops up all at once.
"wait, please note that the groom is only Wang, and then you need to prepare something special." Doudou took the computer and thumped on the computer for a while.
the next moment, a news search on the web.
[Shocked, really * single doggie series! According to the news, the people of Kunyi City, Huang and a friend, held a wedding of Wang Xing people in the park. In this romantic era, even the dogs got married and had dinner. At the wedding, the dog wore a wedding dress, a small suit, and a special marriage certificate. The atmosphere was extremely romantic. This pair of Wang Xingren exchanged their wedding collars under the witness of everyone. The whole process is the same as that of humans. The picture is unbearable. 】
"Fuck, this news is racist. I'll report it first." Doudou discontentedly said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
When he saw the news, he found a slot.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's The dog got married and had a big wedding. He felt normal before that. Seeing this news, -- Doudou's wedding and ordinary people hold a wedding for dogs is a nature.
I miss tsukkomi.
"By Shuhang, do you have any other best man candidates? Find a few more puppets. Otherwise, wouldn't by that time be too lonely if you only have a best man?" Doudou said while watching the news.
Song Shuhang said: "Don't you have several friends at Wenzhou City? Find another door to let them be best man."
"It's okay." Doudou looked at bitterly said: "With my personality, when they come to ask them to be best mans, they will think that I was deceiving them. They will think that I actually want to pull them as bridesmaids Just use the title of "Best Man" to coax them into a wedding. "
Song Shuhang: "You really have know one's limitations."
"Required." Doudou triumphantly said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Be careful not to find Three Waves for the best man, I feel that I and Three Waves together will cause a big event. The two of us are too close together and are destined to make a big news." Doudou reminded again.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Is anyone available?" Doudou asked.
"Do you mind Buddhist Sect's?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Don't mind, as long as you can make up the number." Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "I'll call Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms and Guoguo, Guoguo can be used as flower girl, Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms can be the best man."
By the way, Song Shuhang made a phone call to Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms.
"Hey, it's Little Friend Shuhang. Why are you free to call me today?" Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms laughed.
Song Shuhang: "There is something today that I want to trouble Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms. I wonder if senior apprentice brother have you been free recently?"
"I should have been quite free recently, what's the matter ma?" Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms laughed.
Song Shuhang: "What, senior apprentice brother, can you be a best man?"
"no problem ah, are you getting married?" Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said curiously: "Who is the other party? The little genius of Su Clan's? Or other fairy in the group?"
Song Shuhang: "cough, not me, it is Doudou's wedding. Doudou would like to ask you to be a best man, and then Little Monk Guoguo to be flower girl."
Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: "..."
The air suddenly quieted again.
"Hey ~ Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms, return a message?" Song Shuhang said.
Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: "cough, what. Shuhang, my mobile phone is only 99% charged. I won't talk anymore. Hang up, next time."
Song Shuhang: "..."
99% of the electricity is not close to full gauge.
"When senior apprentice brother, next time refused, at least find a good reason. You just say that there is only one block of electricity left." Song Shuhang toothache.
Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: "Well, it won't work. The monk doesn't slang, and the mobile phone still has 99% of the electricity. I can't insist that it has only one battery. Otherwise, it's a violation."
"Give senior apprentice brother some time, do you think of a more reasonable reason?" Song Shuhang suggested.
Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: "Then I'll be honest, I just want to participate in Doudou's wedding as a guest tomorrow, not want to be a best man. True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's wedding banquets are all immortal chef special, that is the treasures of the mountains and the sea, think about it and spit."
"Monk, don't you quit?" Song Shuhang said.
Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: "I'm layman disciple, I don't want to eat it. So, the best man just forget about it, but Guoguo I will send it to you by that time, when flower girl no problem. That's it, we'll see you tomorrow."
After speaking, Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms can't wait for hang up the phone.
Song Shuhang is also hanging up the phone, looking to Doudou: "The best man isn't playing, flower girl has found it for you."
Doudou: "I'm so tired."
Song Shuhang: "My heart is more tired, okay? Right, I will go out to Senior Good Fortune in a while. There will be a lot of fellow daoist, such as Soft Feather, Jiang's Purple Mist, and Senior White's doppelgänger and my disciple Little Cai plus Scallion Lady. Would Doudou go together? "
"Are you going to the Dharma King Good Fortune's concert?" Doudou eyes widened: "Are you tired with your life, why go to Dharma King to sing?"
"I have a reason to go," sighed Song Shuhang.
Ye Si is still in Heart Demon and has not been restored.
Doudou thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "As long as you help me get the Best Men Group, then I will sacrifice my gentleman and accompany you!"
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Song Shuhang and Doudou went to the Dharma King Good Fortune concert location after greeting with Song Mom.
During the flight, Song Shuhang tried to contact Senior Whiteto.
I don't know if Senior Seventh Path and Fourth Path were rescued?
Senior Whitetwow: [What else? 】
[Are Senior White, Fourth Path, and Sixth Path rescued? Song Shuhang asked.
[Fixed, however, the capture of eye-looking's planet failed. Then ... Beast Realm is in trouble now. 】 Senior Whitetwo.
Song Shuhang: [Biohazard expanded? 】
[No, eye-looking's planet escapes to Beast Realm. 】 Senior Whitetow Road.
Song Shuhang: "..."