Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1276: You are so naive
Song Shuhang lightly cough coughed: "I'm sorry, I'm lost."
As soon as the words came out, Song Shuhang didn't feel right ... This is ambiguous.
"Don't be uncomfortable, Soft Feather, be confident, and you are proud of your long legs! With such long legs, Shuhang is fascinated as a man, it's normal to be distracted." Doudou said out loud on one side.
Heavens Above, Doudou Does your explanation need to be so timely?
Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitched. He wanted to justify himself again, but as soon as Doudou interposed, he seemed to be falling into the crotch with yellow mud, not **** or shit. No matter what he explained next, it would give a sense of sophistry.
"We are not unconfident." Soft Feather happily said with a smile, she put her little feet up: "However, Senior Song is staring at our legs for the first time."
"Because he used to have problems with his aesthetics." Doudou said: "Shuhang used to think that women's legs are not good-looking. He thinks that men have their own legs. Women's legs are just whiter and longer, so he unable used to understand his roommate's leg complex attribute. "
Song Shuhang eats a whale: "fuck, this how do you know?"
He never mentioned this to Doudou, right?
Doudou also has Mind Reading Art?
No, he never even thought about it before Doudou.
"When I was filming last time, I mentioned it while listening to your roommate. Oh, your roommate didn't have enough vigilance about an adorable's little pekingese, I heard it when I squatted on them side." Doudou triumphantly said.
"Senior Tyrant Song ~~ Your previous thoughts were dangerous. Fortunately, you didn't become a man's leg." Jiang's Purple Mist covered her mouth and smiled, the purple light in her eyes flashed, making her look particularly bad.
Song Shuhang: "Senior Apprentice Sister Purple Mist, not Senior Tyrant Song, we are still good friends."
"If it's not Senior Tyrant Song's, could it be will say first word twice with trembling voice, then call it again?" Jiang's Purple Mist bad smile said.
"The first Sage Title's word trembled and read twice? What is it?" Soft Feather asked curiously.
Doudou: "Don't you know about Soft Feather? Shuhang's Sage Name first word trembled and read it, it is Ba ~ Tyrant Song, which is especially interesting."
Song Shuhang seriously said: "I don't have a son like you, Doudou."
Doudou: "Hah? fuck ... Tyrant Song, I have fight with you!"
Doudou flew up, biting on Song Shuhang's's arm.
"Spit, spit, hurry, otherwise I will run «Steel Hand» and you will lose your teeth, I counted to five, I will not spit I'll be impolite!" yelled Song Shuhang, he shakes his arm vigorously, Doudou is dead Biting his arm, he didn't sting. It waved with the Song Shuhang's arm, and fluttered up and down ...
"so that's how it is is homonym of" baba "." Soft Feather narrowed his eyes and laughed.
She remembered one possibility.
If she has a chance to be promoted to Eighth Stage's one day, take a homonym with homonym Sage Title as mama, such as [mama fairy, sister-in-law] and the like, and someone will call her Sage Title and take advantage.
No, no, this is too seeking death, it is too expensive. Don't do this good.
Soft Feather does occasionally interesting things and makes big news.
But before she does big news, she will consider the price she might pay after finishing the big news.
This is a good habit, so that she can always restrain herself, and will not cause excessive events.
On the other side, Song Shuhang managed to shake off Doudou from his arm.
At the same time, he looked around at the venue of the concert.
"The venue and already of the concert are full of people. Senior Good Fortune is really going to start singing at four in the afternoon?" Song Shuhang said out loud.
Speaking, he suddenly felt a movement in his heart, and a kind of bad premonition floated in his heart.
He felt that Dharma King Good Fortune might make a big news.
Because many people come to the concert to prepare a ‘powerful earplugs’.
Jiang Senior Apprentice Sister Purple Mist, for example, has prepared some earplugs that can have the effect of 'piercing the eardrum'.
If the Dharma King Good Fortune starts singing at 4 pm on time, everyone in the by that time can feel the earplugs and wear them. Doesn't the Dharma King's concert effect weaken a lot?
So, will Dharma King Good Fortune start a surprise attack and start singing in advance?
When he just thought about it ... on the concert stage, eight beams of light suddenly turned on.
Then the lights of the entire venue were turned off.
venue was originally in a sealed space. After the lights were turned off, the scene was dark and there were only eight beams of light on the concert stage.
[Heavens Above, Senior Good Fortune really want to engage in a surprise attack! ] Song Shuhang scrambled to touch the earplugs.
At the same time, he thought of ‘big sea turtle’ from Core World.
Senior Turtle said to listen to the concert, I just remember chatting with Soft Feather and just forgot to bring the Senior Turtle out.
But the timing is right. The Senior Good Fortune's concert starts. Senior Turtle will not miss this grand concert.
"yō, I thought you would forget me." big sea turtle said.
Song Shuhang: "Ha Ha, Senior Turtle, the concert is about to start, the timing is right."
dāng dāng dāng 当 ～～
The heavy metal collision sounded.
After that, eight small scale aircraft appear directly above the beam, which should be magical item refined from Dharma King Good Fortune.
"yí? The concert time hasn't started yet? Didn't you say it started at four o'clock?"
"Maybe a rehearsal? It's not four o'clock yet, and there are still a lot of people on the way. The concert impossible started so early."
"I heard that large concerts also need to adjust the lighting and the like. Fellow Daoist Good Fortune recently mixed in the music industry is also Feng Shui Qi. Although this time it was an additional small scale concert for us, the adjustment Things like lights are a must. "
"You have to make all kinds of audio equipment and electronic equipment in advance. The concert is not so simple."
The comforting voice sounded.
When everyone heard these comforting voices, they felt very make sense.
The concert only starts at four o'clock. It ’s normal to adjust the lighting and audio equipment before starting.
At this time, Song Shuhang already quickly plugs the earplugs into the ears.
The moment he put on the earplugs, he felt his world was quiet.
I can't hear any voice.
"Hoo ~" Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sounded to him ‘He is strong, he is strong, and the breeze blows the mountains’. unable sings to him again. Ha Ha Ha Ha.
dōng dōng dōng dōng ～
A series of sounds made the beam of light on the stage of the concert brighter.
In the beam of light, eight figures appeared.
The figures in the four beams on the left, with the Terminator playing position, are squatting on the ground.
The figures in the four pillars of light on the right side support the cheeks in the pose of the meditator.
Each figure has a naked upper body, and their body's muscles are bulging, full of rigid beauty.
"wait, am I wrong? Eight Dharma King Good Fortune?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.
The eight figures in the beam of light are all Senior Good Fortune!
doppelgänger?傀儡 术? Mirroring?
No matter what technique, one Dharma King Good Fortune already can send people to heaven, eight Dharma King Good Fortune ... is enough to destroy the world, right?
However, the eight Dharma King Good Fortunes did not sing after they appeared, they just maintained the posture motionless like a statue.
After a while, the beam of light dimmed and the eight Dharma King Good Fortunes disappeared.
[It looks like you are really debugging the light? 】 Some already took out the earplugs and put them in the ready fellow daoist, secretly relieved near the ears, and put down the hand holding the earplugs.
But what happened to the eight Dharma King Good Fortunes just now?
Some people are worried about holding a set of earphones in the -- area of their earplugs. Can they prevent the singing power of Dharma King Good Fortune ×8?
They are a little nervous.
"This is a kind of technology. It should be a 3D image or something? I have seen similar skill before, but not yet perfected. This time, the 3D projection skill already used by Dharma King Good Fortune is perfect. vivid and lifelike. "There are fellow daoist said out loud.
"If it is a technology projection, that's fine, I'm afraid that Dharma King Good Fortune has eight doppelgängers and summons Divine Dragon." fellow daoist said.
"Eight doppelgänger is not easy to do, unless it is 傀儡 doppelgänger. But 傀儡 doppelgänger's is not the body, even if you start singing, there is no body's singing damage, no need to be worried." There is fellow daoist.
while speaking, another beam of light on the stage lights up.
This time the beam of light is thicker and larger than before.
Countless light particle appears in the light beam.
light particle dissipated. Then, a small white suit with long hair and elegant Dharma King Good Fortune appeared.
He didn't speak, just half closed his eyes and raised his hands.
venue All fellow daoist's eyes were attracted to the past, staring at Dharma King Good Fortune involuntarily.
"The light particle when Fellow Daoist Good Fortune appeared was a simple magecraft that can attract people's attention. It belongs to the magecraft of the charm series." A voice of secret voice transmission appeared in the mind of Song Shuhang's.
is True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery's voice.
Song Shuhang glanced around quietly.
Except for Miss Soft Feather and Liu Jianyi, the fellow daoist of several 'Nine Provinces (1) Group's in Kita have already earplugs.
Sure enough, everyone guessed Dharma King Good Fortune's.
Miss Soft Feather does not wear earphones, because she and Dharma King Good Fortune are on the same channel in terms of music appreciation. She really feels that Dharma King Good Fortune's singing is good and beautiful.
As for Senior Apprentice Brother Liu Jianyi, maybe lazy earplugs? Or maybe it is because of Soft Feather's face?
At this time, Dharma King Good Fortune snapped his fingers.
the next moment, a cheerful musical accompaniment sounded.
Dharma King Good Fortune strides forward, the lights converge on his body.
As he walked, his body's costume changed.
Spots of light converge and dissipate.
Then Dharma King Good Fortune, wearing only one pair of leather pants, appeared in front of everyone. In his hand, a silver microphone was added.
A wind blows, Dharma King Good Fortune's's long hair flutters with the wind.
"ready? go!" Dharma King Good Fortune waved his hand strongly.
behind him, the eight beams of light turn on again.
The eight Dharma King Good Fortunes that previously disappeared appeared again. They all have a silver microphone in their hands ...