Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1306: Dragon and lion dance? dragon and lion: MDZZ
"not at all, I'm a law-abiding good citizen, will not do such cruel things as cutting ivory." Song Shuhang countered: "Actually, this ivory was cut off by the other side."
"You lie to ghosts!" Fairy Sixth Path angrily said.
"But the fact is the case. Ha Ha, this is actually the case. The demon elephant Profound Sage just wanted to calculate me, and chopped his ivory to curse me. The curse was unsuccessful. Finally, I replaced him with a pair of whale sage bone Ivory made five or six times as much. "Song Shuhang explained the cause and effect of the incident again.
Fairy Sixth Path: "..."
Reality is always more absurd than film.
What is going on with this illusion that 'All Heavens and Myriad Realms' is using various coincidences to send ‘Eighth Stage Refiner Materials’ to Song Shuhang?
could it be is really because she accidentally set up a flag?
I just thought about it in my head, but I couldn't help saying it, so I could set up a banner?
One hundred thousand in Fairy Sixth Path heart refused to accept.
"With this tooth, you can make [Pillar of the Commander Elephant Sage] in 'Thirty Three Beasts' Combined Magical Item'. Then again, is Pillar of the Commander Elephant Sage a stick?" Song Shuhang said.
Fairy Sixth Path shook his head: "It's a pillar. I don't know how big it will be until after it is refined. How to use it in detail, study it yourself. by that time. Well, don't disturb me."
The fairy wants to be alone.
Song Shuhang: "Then I won't bother Fairy Sixth Path."
After his consciousness left Core World, Fairy Sixth Path secretly wiped his tears, wielded a sledgehammer, and slammed fiercely on turtle sage shell.
Since already has received ‘remuneration’, no matter how hard and tiring she is, she will definitely refining two sets of ‘Thirty-Three Combination Magical Item’.
She is professional.
I hope Seventh Path and Fourth Path can return home early, so that they can see how much hardship she has suffered for them.
Every hammer is her tears.
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Song Shuhang consciousness returns to present world.
at his side and Senior White Doppelgänger asked: "Shuhang, we can now lock the coordinates of that demon elephant through 'whale bones'. After the Doudou's wedding is over, do you want to consider giving it a color?"
"Will he be prepared if he does it now?" Song Shuhang asked.
Senior White Doppelgänger pinches his chin: "Yes, I hope the other party will not throw away the pair of 'whale sage bone', so after waiting a few years, my body wakes up, we can go for a wave of sneak attacks."
"If I am demon elephant Profound Sage's, I will definitely give whale sage bone to the transaction as soon as possible," said Song Shuhang.
Senior White Doppelgänger: "Maybe the other party will refine 'whale sage bone' and insert it back into the nose to be ivory? After all, its own ivory has just been sawed off. Your whale sage bone light theory is not as weak as his' Ivory '. "
"Hey ~ this is okay?" Song Shuhang As long as you imagine ‘demon elephant Profound Sage’ using whale bones as ivory, you ca n’t help laughing.
He also noticed one thing.
Senior White's doppelgänger and Senior White's esteemed me really have a little difference.
Especially when making some 'decisions', Senior White Doppelgänger generally does not make decisions by itself, but is accustomed to listening to the opinions of others. Sometimes it is more used to receiving some instructions.
This is definitely the most enviable ‘doppelgänger talent’.
"Senior Song, the welcome team is here!" At this time, Doudou [Soft Feather Version] on the golden throne cried happily.
She sits highest and looks farthest.
In front of the team, a gorgeous welcome team is slowly approaching.
At the front is a huge lion standing upright, dressed in red, with a big gong on his forelegs, and pounding hard.
Behind the big lion are two rows of 8-position clouds aircraft cultivator. They are holding a high sign in their hands, with 'Double Happiness' on it.
Following is the lively dragon dance team.
A cute girl is holding a dragon pearl in front, and behind it is a 100-meter long dragon ...
At this time, this dragon dragon a confused face is decorated with two vivid and lifelike's 'dragon whisker' on the head, and the horns have been decorated, so that its head looks more similar to 'true dragon'. Its body is also covered with red 'dragon scale', and two dragon legs are installed at the end.
It looks extra festive.
And under it, there are more than a dozen suckers firmly against its abdomen, with golden sticks attached to the suckers.
A dozen Fourth Stage cultivation base's young cultivator are holding these sticks, in deadly earnest's is in 'Dragon Dance'.
Song Shuhang has seen a lot of dragon dance performances since childhood, but this dragon dance pattern is the first time I have seen it.
"Hey, stupid, awkward twist, uncle's waist can't stand it." Vaguely, I can still hear the dragon in tsukkomi.
"I'm sorry, Senior Moon Flood Dragon, we didn't mean it." A young cultivator spit out his tongue.
"Following the rehearsal, shit, what kind of mental retardation was this kind of" Welcome Dragon and Lion Dance "way of welcoming?" said Dragon showed the teeth.
"Senior Moon Flood Dragon, you are pretty good. Some of our brothers are even worse." side, a dragon dance team, is a team of six lion dances.
Like "Dragon Dance", the so-called lion dance is two Fourth Stage young cultivator carrying one by one big lion. These big lions are carried, constantly spinning, jumping, and jumping.
"Six of your brothers also lost yesterday?" Moon Flood Dragon asked.
"Yeah, yesterday, the evil gate, one night, our six brothers met‘ Tianhu ’at both tables, and had to pay their debts. I met a master yesterday.” A lion blinked.
"Did you say that guy was a thousand yesterday?" said another Lion.
"I doubt it, otherwise our brothers how can it be lost so badly." Another Lion said.
Moon Flood Dragon rolled his eyes: "If there is an uncle here, how can the other party be so easy to make a thousand? Not as good as a person, lost is lost. Āi yō, the stupid at the tail, the wrong position, believe it ? "
"I'm sorry, Senior Moon Flood Dragon. I'm just a little nervous." The young cultivator said.
Because we will soon meet 'Thousand Years' First Sage' Profound Sage Tyrant Song, 'Thousand Years' Second Sage'Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman, and Thousand Years' Sixth Sage'Sage White'. In addition, you may also encounter 'Thousand Years' Seventh Sage' Sage Monarch Seventh Path.
in one breath can meet some of the most well-known Profound Sage of Cultivator World, and these young disciples are excited.
"Don't be nervous, don't mess up the rhythm, otherwise don't blame your uncle for crashing you." Moon Flood Dragon gritted his teeth.
Dammit, the guys who came up with the idea of "Dancing true dragon, Dancing Lions" are mentally retarded.
But I have to say that this dragon and lion dance is very powerful.
The wedding team met Doudou's 'Wedding Sedan'.
Then the dragon and lion u-turn, the two teams began to merge.
The young cultivator who danced dragons and lions couldn't help but glance at ‘Profound Sage Tyrant Song, Sage White’ at u-turn.
There is also Sage Monarch Seven Lives' Talisman in the following immortal boat.
I was excited to see Sansheng immediately.
Unfortunately Sage Monarch Seventh Path is not present.
After that, the dragon and lion continue to dance and lead the way.
Holding the 'Double Happiness' brand and the Doudou demon sedan team's blowing and singing, Doudou's golden sedan follow closely from behind.
Followed by several "immortal boat" of relatives and friends.
The team continues to move forward slowly and gradually.
"Senior Song, such a dragon and lion dance is great!" Doudou [Soft Feather Version] and both eyes shine again.
Song Shuhang nodded: "It's really impressive."
"Anyway, if I get married in the future, I must also prepare a golden sedan and dragon and lion dance, plus wolf and cat dance. It must be very emotional." Doudou [Soft Feather Version] happily said.
In immortal boat behind, True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, and Young Master Exterminating Phoenix suddenly trembled with simultaneously.
"What's going on, suddenly feels a little cold?" True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant said.
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: "Evil gate, I also have this feeling."
Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "I suddenly wanted to find a warm place to stay and stay."
Mad Sabre Three Waves hearing this, think for a moment.
Then Mad Sabre Three Waves took out a transparent goldfish bowl. The volume of this goldfish bowl is relatively large, half a person tall.
fellow daoists was puzzled, wondering why Mad Sabre Three Waves suddenly felt this fish tank.
while thinking, but saw Young Master Exterminating Phoenix ‘嗖 ~’ plunged into the fish tank. His body shrunk softly, filling the entire tank, and digging his head out of the tank's mouth.
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: "..."
True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant: "..."
Fairy Lychee: "..."
Mad Sabre Three Waves silently nodded, took out a notebook to record: "It really is the same as what I saw on the Internet. Sometimes when I see goldfish bowl, the cat can't help but get in. The experiment was very successful."
Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "Meow?"
Loose Practitioner North River rubbed his face -- and he felt that when Young Master Exterminating Phoenix came out of the fish tank, it was the end of Mad Sabre Three Waves'.
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The welcome team and Doudou's Huajiao drifted away, disappeared.
At this time, another team carrying a golden sedan appeared from nearby.
This golden sedan is almost the same as the Doudou.
Even the configuration of the welcoming team is similar to Doudou's.
fox monster Dugu Bai quickly climbed into the golden sedan: "Plan B, success. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, we don't have much time, hurry up to the wedding scene, I already can't wait to marry my master."
"Your Plan B is pretty reliable, and no one would have thought that the previous party was fake." A bald head great master laughed.
"can't do anything about it, Plan A was accidentally seen by Zhou Li in the 'Catching Dog Gang' chat group. Plan A can only be abandoned." Dugu Bai said.
After he climbed into the golden sedan, he transformed and transformed into a pekingese, then put on the same red skirt as Doudou.
"ready ma?" said the head great master.
"Everything is ready, this time we must let Fellow Daoist Dugu Bai successfully hold beauty." A handsome swordsman in white said.
"Good buddy, I remember everyone. This kind of favor, I'll never forget!" Dugu Bai patted his chest.
Who says there is no real friendship online?
Most of his group of iron buddies and sisters met online, but each one is really dating!