Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1404: Maybe the aunt is here

Unless this is not a beautiful thing for Senior White ...

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang could not help but panic.

Senior White because of its own suppressing the Heaven's luck, can always cleverly avoid some of the disasters that he himself unable competes with, avoid bad luck and pursue good luck.

For example, the Ruism 'Golden Lotus World' incident of that year.

After Senior White suddenly left the field, not long and Ruism's Golden Lotus World were attacked. Everyone, including Song Shuhang, was slaughtered again and again by Nine Serenities Ruler Fat Ball.

again and again died, again and again come back to life.

For Song Shuhang, it was an unforgettable memory. Every time I think of it, I have nightmares at night.

[A similar disaster will happen to Immortal Food Feast in could it be this time? Even the Eighth Stage Profound Sage-level Senior White, the catastrophe that unable contends? ] Song Shuhang subconsciously found a green small flute.

'Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Flute', through which you can determine if Senior White is still closed. If the Senior White already is closed, there will be a ‘Message’ and there will be a detailed exit time.

But ... this green small flute has distance restrictions.

Song Shuhang is currently far from distance True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal residence.

"Senior Song, Senior White didn't answer the phone?" Soft Feather asked.

Song Shuhang nodded: "If Senior White does not exit the customs, then this trip 'Immortal Food Feast', I'm afraid it will be a disaster.

Soft Feather immediately understood the meaning of Song Shuhang. -- is avoid bad luck and pursue good luck Senior White after all.

"Senior Song, call Senior Yellow Mountain and ask for details." Soft Feather said.

Song Shuhang nodded and dialed the number True Monarch Yellow Mountain's.

The True Monarch Yellow Mountain's call was quickly connected.

But there was no one talking back, only the jǔ jué sound of Titicaca.

"Hello, Senior Yellow Mountain, hello." Song Shuhang said.

At this time, a cheap voice came: "Hello, hello everyone, but sorry, we don't want any gold shops, we are not interested in participating in any activities, and we have no idea of ​​investing in any gold financing. ~~ "

Doudou's voice.

After the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's ‘Yellow Mountain Sacrifice’ was held last time, the Thirty Three Beasts God Sect's boss donated a medicine pill to Doudou, so that it could form a human figure before being promoted to Fifth Stage.

Doudou Is this a successful cohesive human figure?

Song Shuhang said: "Bean ~"

But opposite, already hang up the phone.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He called the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's number again.

"Wang, buddy, your hand speed not bad, I haven't come and blacklist you, and you call again to harass. Believe me, I climbed down the phone line to do you?" Doudou called.

"Doudou, don't create trouble. I'm looking for Senior Yellow Mountain." Song Shuhang hurriedly said, Doudou hang up the phone by nature, and then add to blacklist.

"..." Doudou: "You who ah? We know?"

"It's me, Song Shuhang. Hmm ... Tyrant Song." Song Shuhang said.

The name Song Shuhang, Doudou must have forgotten already.

Think about it.

"oh, Tyrant Song. wait ... Sun and Miles, it's your Tyrant Ru! Let me become a person, the one of hover between life and death of ten months pregnancy pain? Wang, even if you are Eighth Stage Profound Sage, I will not be afraid of you. , I wish you a big aunt once a month, every time for a month. add to blacklist, farewell. "Doudou called.

Song Shuhang: "..."

pā ~~ At this time, heavy hitting sounds and Doudou's screams came from the phone.

"sit properly, since your already is transformed into a person, don't squat on a chair when sitting, what kind of system is it?" Senior Yellow Mountain majestic voice sounded.

Then Senior Yellow Mountain answered the phone: "Hello, hello, it's me Yellow Mountain."

"Senior Yellow Mountain, is Senior White still in retreat? I called him, but it didn't connect." Song Shuhang said.

Senior Yellow Mountain replied: "Well, Fellow Daoist White's is still in retreat. Do you have any questions with him?"

"Pills ... Immortal Food Feast is about to be opened soon, and Senior White is still closed. I am afraid that there will be a disaster on Immortal Food Feast that even 'Senior White' and unable will compete." Song Shuhang said.

Senior Yellow Mountain hearing this, a move in his mind, but then he said: "However, Immortal Food Feast is clear that genius is open, maybe Fellow Daoist White will end the retreat today. It is not necessarily."

"Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, be careful. The phone opposite is Profound Demon Tyrant Ru. You and him might be pregnant when conversation." Doudou's voice came from the phone.

Senior Yellow Mountain: "It's ridiculous, how can there be such things under the sky?"

"Profound Demon Tyrant Ru can make a pregnant person even a glance, and his voice passes sound waves to make indirect pregnancy possible," continued Doudou's voice.

Senior Yellow Mountain: "..."

"not at all, Senior Yellow Mountain. It is 'Eye of the Ruism Holy Man', have nothing to do with me that makes people pregnant." Song Shuhang hurriedly explained.

"cough, then Fellow Daoist Tyrant Song, let's see Immortal Food Feast." Senior Yellow Mountain said.

Then, there wasn't even a guest talk, Senior Yellow Mountain hung up the phone quickly.

Before the Senior Yellow Mountain's call was hung up, Song Shuhang faintly heard Doudou's voice: "Strawberry-flavored contraceptive pill, Big Idiot, would you like one?"

Song Shuhang is tired.

If Tyrant Song's is not reported, no one will remember him. If the Tyrant Song's name is reported, people in the world will not even talk with him, for fear of being infected and becoming pregnant.

"Will we go to Senior Song, Immortal Food Feast?" Soft Feather asked.

Song Shuhang: "Don't panic first, it's better to wait for the mouth gun giant to meet us first, and then discuss it together."

There is a lesson from Ruism Golden Lotus World's. If this time Senior White does not go out before Immortal Food Feast starts, he will have to give up Immortal Food Feast this time.

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Nine Provinces (1) Group Medium

Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: "@All members, pay attention to Immortal Food Feast's fellow daoist, Fellow Daoist White is still in retreat status, there is no sign of exit. Participate in Immortal Food Feast's fellow daoists, and think twice."

Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: "Today's genius6, Immortal Food Feast is tomorrow's business. It's not a hurry. Maybe Senior White will be out in the afternoon."

The people in Nine Provinces (1) Group are mostly similar to Young Master Exterminating Phoenix.

Loose Practitioner North River: "Senior Yellow Mountain, if Senior White is not awake before the 7th, please inform everyone. Due to time constraints, we will rush to the vicinity of Immortal Food Feast's venue first, and do not enter. If Senior White wakes up before Immortal Food Feast, we will Enter with Senior White. "

Mad Sabre Four Waves: "The Old North River's method works. I and The Seventh already went to Immortal Food Feast venue, by that time was waiting for everyone to meet outside."

Mad Sabre Three Waves''s second 'Immortal Food Feast invitation card', finally fell into the hands of Su Clan's The Seventh.

Song Shuhang silently looked at the chat content in the group and nodded.

"by that time, let's meet with the seniors in the group," said Song Shuhang.

Senior White has a ‘Space Ability Talent’. If he ends the retreat, a fraction of a minute will reach Immortal Food Feast's venue.

"Okay." Soft Feather both eyes lights up.

Intuition tells her that ‘Immortal Food Feast’ will become more interesting this time.

She already started looking forward to the coming of No. 7.

Song Shuhang stretched out: "early morning is the golden time of the day, go, let's go to practice first."

Soft Feather: "Hee hee, Senior Song want to practice with me? However, you can't use three body tempering methods at the same time, use at most one."

"no problem." Song Shuhang said.

He stood up and stretched.

But when he just got up, he suddenly felt weak, his legs were sore, and he felt refreshed.

This feeling in one breath came up, making him almost unstable.

Soft Feather felt that Song Shuhang status was wrong, and quickly reached out and supported him: "Senior Song, what happened to you?"

"I don't know. Suddenly I feel weak and my legs are sore, and I feel a sense of palpitations." Song Shuhang frowned. "Not only that, I also have a feeling of" uneasy. "

Inexplicable upset, if not his dao heart is firm, maybe this feeling of irritability will erupt.

Soft Feather: "..."

These symptoms add up. How can you be so familiar?

"sī ~~ There is still a little pain in the lower abdomen," Song Shuhang said.

Soft Feather's eyes lighted up immediately, and her right fist hit lightly in the palm of her left hand: "so that's how it is, I may know the reason."

"What's the reason?" Song Shuhang asked.

Soft Feather said solemnly: "Senior Song, if I didn't guess wrong ... your aunt is here."

"What about My aunt is abroad." Song Shuhang subconscious said.

"No, I am not referring to this aunt. I am referring to that aunt that ordinary girls will come once a month. I have also experienced it before." Soft Feather Some shyly said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"I'm a man, Soft Feather." Song Shuhang said.

"But Senior Song, these symptoms are the symptoms of your aunt. Weakness, uneasy heart, soft legs, and palpitations. Then add abdominal cramps ..." Soft Feather said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"I doubt this is the curse of Doudou's!" Soft Feather excitedly said: "Just before Senior Song and Senior Yellow Mountain conversation, Doudou did not curse you, and said I wish you to come to my aunt once a month, every time for a month. I suspect that Doudou will impose on you from a distance. Cursed. "

Song Shuhang: "..."

It sounds like make sense.

But this is a matter of impossible. His 'Profound Sage Tyrant Song'’Profound Demon Tyrant Ru ’two big Sage Seals are not vegetarian. The ordinary curse is unable adds-on in his body.

Furthermore, he also has a Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty bodyguard, Light of Karmic Virtue can isolate most curses, filthy powers, and demons must not approach.

"You probably is giving birth." At this time, the gentle voice of Elder Sister White Dragon sounded.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"to be more precise, in your dantian there is something giving birth." Elder Sister White Dragon added that her voice was not slow or slow.

Fat Whale Gold Core?

Song Shuhang immediately sank consciousness into his own Dantian.

I saw that the Fat Whale Gold Core was shaking hard. Its body's armor already fades away ...

really giving birth?