Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 144: big dog : lend me your chat account number !
Song Shuhang enters the dormitory bit by bit and locks the dormitory door.
There may be only one -- of such a large pekingese dog in the world. Needless to say, this Correct chased Demon Monarch Anzhi all over the world yesterday, and finally gave Demon Monarch Anzhi a bite of pekingese great monster dog.
It turns out that small things like puppies are smaller and more cute. Newborn puppies, even mixed-breed native dogs, are also chubby, very cute.
However, as soon as the puppy grows up, most of it will become completely unlovable. -- is even a lovely puppy breed such as pekingese, but when it grows to more than five meters, it will not be completely cute. relationship.
pekingese great monster dog squatting on the ground, panting with tongue hū hū hū, just like an ordinary puppy. In fact, a monster dog like this level will not be afraid of heat at all. Why do you stick your tongue out?
For a moment, Song Shuhang remembered the Immortal Farmer Sect ’s ‘Yelling at a large carnivorous dog: Hey mud horse, there is a kind of horse to eat me! ’That method.
Well, he's not funny fool, so don't do it anymore.
"Hello." Song Shuhang beckoned to the big pekingese monster dog and waved.
"hū hū hū." The big pekingese tilted his head, and put on a look that might be cute after shrinking more than ten times.
"You can understand me, I know that high-level monsters are wise." Song Shuhang saw that this great monster dog did not intend to attack him, and was relieved for the time being.
The big pekingese monster dog changed its angle and continued to tilt his head acting cute.
"Don't understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang doubtfully asked.
This great monster dog is definitely wise and not worse than humans. This can be seen from the look of "playfulness" in the eyes of Immortal Farmer Sect members.
However, the demon dog is not human after all, and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it will say a sweet rhythm, or some weird local accent? So do n’t understand Mandarin?
So, at that time, the disciple of Immortal Farmer Sect's was seeking death in front of great monster dog, and yelled in the mouth, ‘Mud mud horse, Ma Ma came to eat Lao Tzu! ’, It does n’t understand? So, have you spared those two Immortal Farmer Sect's disciples?
Song Shuhang becomes more and more aware of this possibility.
So, it should be judged by human expressions and tone?
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang moved in his mind, he thought of a joke stalk that not long ago had seen.
So he smiled and said with a mild tone: "Hello, your mother is a big monkey?"
pekingese great monster dog After hearing this, acting cute is no longer, my head is straightened, and my tongue is retracted. A playful expression appeared in its eyes again.
Then, it used the rounded Beijing film cavity replied: "Your mother is a gorilla! Wang!"
"..." Song Shuhang is speechless.
This pekingese great monster dog is full of bad taste!
After the big pekingese demon dog finished speaking, he puffed out his tongue 'hū hū hū', panting, and looks at Song Shuhang blinked when he was speechless.
Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked to the dormitory bedroom --. At the same time, he felt more at ease. This great monster dog will still joke with him, at least not open mouth eat him?
He came to the bedroom, and pekingese great monster dog followed.
"You, what's up?" Song Shuhang thought about it for a long time, and didn't know what to call this pekingese great monster dog.
"Well, let me ask a few questions." pekingese great monster dog again mouth spit out human voice: "Have you been in contact with Medicine Master recently?"
Song Shuhang was immediately vigilant, thinking about how to answer.
"Don't deny it. In fact, I smelled the smell of 'Medicine Master' in your body a few days ago. Well, yesterday I also smelled the smell of Su Clan little girl in your body, and later the guy of Su Clan's The Seventh." pekingese great monster dog, like several treasures, reported the names of several cultivator'ss recently contacted with Song Shuhang.
When Song Shuhang heard until here, my mind flashed.
"You are the running away from home's baby great monster dog of True Monarch Yellow Mountain?" He still remembers that he had just joined the group, and the members of the group were saying that True Monarch Yellow Mountain was very busy in the past few days, and his baby great monster dog was lost again.
At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the seniors in the group were all a group of Chuunibyou, thinking that True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family was lost by the pet dog.
Well ... now it seems that it is really a pet dog. pekingese is the breed of pet dog. It is Yellow Mountain?
“Woof.” pekingese great monster dog tilted his head and looked annoyed -- Don't ask Song Shuhang why he can see the annoyed expression from a dog's face, anyway, he just saw it.
"True Monarch Yellow Mountain didn't take you back last time?" Song Shuhang doubtfully asked, True Monarch Yellow Mountain has been online for a while recently, he thought that great monster dog already was recovered.
“Woof.” pekingese great monster dog changed his head and continued to be annoyed coldly snorted.
Song Shuhang sighed in secret -- Well, with such a pet dog, True Monarch Yellow Mountain is also quite hard.
"So, what can I do for you?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I want to find Medicine Master, and ask him to point out medicine pill as snack." pekingese great monster dog continued acting cute: "So I followed you yesterday and wanted to find Medicine Master, followed, and followed to the hospital. Then, wretched did not know which **** to put A gas bomb. I wasn't careful at that time, I can't eat anything for a day. woof, woof! "
"..." Song Shuhang corner of the mouth smoked, wouldn't it be ‘Stink Pill’ you put yourself?
"So, I want to ask you, where is Medicine Master now?" pekingese great monster dog asked.
"Senior Medicine Master seems to have something temporary, to help a few friends to get sick. Some of his friends encountered a problem while adventure, it seems to be amnesia. So, Senior Medicine Master will return after a few genius, if you do n’t If you are in a hurry, you can come back to him a few days later. "Song Shuhang replied.
pekingese great monster dog thought for a while: "Okay, then look for him a few days later. Finally, are you Nine Provinces (1) Group's new member? Have contact with Medicine Master and contact with Su Clan's The Seventh guys. But I was not in the group before I have seen you there. "
Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I am indeed newly joined Nine Provinces (1) Group's."
"That's good. I borrowed your account, can I talk a few words? woof, woof!" pekingese great monster dog suddenly excited, his tail shaking quickly.
"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his Little Lightning brain, and then looked at the giant pekingese with a length of more than five meters. When he touched his paw lightly, his computer had a comminuted fracture, and then sent it to recycle bin. Right?
"I can shrink!" As soon as I saw Song Shuhang's's eyes, pekingese great monster dog understood it immediately. Its shape lightly flashed, in the white light, it soon became the size of ordinary pekingese.
It looks so cute at this size? !!
"How? I'm handsome transform. come, come, come, open account on the computer." pekingese demon dog jumped happily.
"Okay." Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not have the chat software account, login desktop, but pulled out another independent chat software backup in a subfolder of the E disk, and used it to login.
Since the Altar Master incident, he has more gently and cautiously on his ‘cultivator’ identity, and has done various protections on his computer. The computer did not dare to keep the record of account login, using the Internet cafe mode, each time logout will automatically erase the chat account record.
After entering the account password to log in to the software, he turned around and gave up the computer to great monster dog --. He still had a mind. After all, is pekingese the True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's one, just a guess.
pekingese The demon dog climbed to the computer table happily. -- seemed to become smaller, and it even reduced its weight. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed.
Then, he used the crawler to open the 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' chat window.
Then, five stroke input method is called again!
I go, it can even use the five stroke input method? I'm using Pinyin! Song Shuhang secretly said in heart.
while thinking, pekingese monster dog already type a string of words on the keyboard pā pā pā, typing speed is still fast.
Nine Provinces (1) Group.
Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: "@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Yellow Mountain you Big Idiot --! Come out, come out if have guts!"
Song Shuhang's Cold sweat came out all of a sudden and couldn't stop.
"?" The first reply from Loose Practitioner North River, he asked in confusion: "Little Friend Shuhang?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: "wā hā hā, I escaped again, how about it! Big Idiot Yellow Mountain -- forcing! Come and bite me!"
Song Shuhang silently watching pekingese demon dog typing on the keyboard quickly -- Senior Medicine Master If you see this picture, you must cry in the toilet!
Loose Practitioner North River: "..."
Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: "..."
Medicine Master: "..."
Then a row of predecessors, ellipsis maintain group formation.
Needless to say, already guessed that the baby great monster dog of -- True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's was running away from home again. And somehow, it went to Little Friend Song Shuhang and went online to chat with Little Friend Song Shuhang's account.
"Little Doudou, don't create trouble." True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied.
"Cut, I want to joke, what do you want me to do? Originally, you should bite me, bite me!" pekingese struck cheerfully on the keyboard.
That's just finished.
[The system prompts: (***) **) Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure already was group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced for 1 day. ]
It was Silenced.
In the past few days, True Monarch Yellow Mountain has used the big Silencing Art more than the entire month last month. Think about it and feel tired for him.
"Well, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, dare to ban me! woof, woof, woof!" pekingese great monster dog angrily said.
If I am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's, I will definitely ban you. No, I will definitely consider whether to eat Song Shuhang secretly said in heart for dog hot pot for dinner.
-- is wrong, wait, Aaah of this account is mine!
At this time, in Nine Provinces (1) Group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain said: "Little Friend Shuhang, Little Doudou will bother you to take care of it for a while. wait for me is busy with this matter, two months at most, rush to you to pick it up. Before that ... don't Let Little Doudou run! "
Song Shuhang looked at pekingese great monster dog, and looked at his thin arms and calves. Watch ‘Little Doudou’? He felt the task and saw no hope at all.
pekingese great monster dog turned his head and glanced at Song Shuhang: "woof, woof, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, how can you live by this rookie?"
Song Shuhang Suddenly felt congestion and bruising on the forehead!