Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 2: Let esteemed me count.

It's said that people don't know Chuunibyou.

Everyone has gone through that period more or less, but some people show it, others hide in heart. That is the difference between Ming Sao and Anao.

Song Shuhang Some teenagers are mature. The period came quickly and went faster.

So in the first grade of Chuunibyou, the surrounding boys were still trapped in Wuxia dream, Superman dream, Fairy dream, waving Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Superman transform all day. Shuhang did not have any hope for already.

The physical laws of this world are so precise. A human wants to jump as high as the Layer 3 building; he can shoot Gold Dragon with the palm of his hand; it is impossible to fly under the panties!

But he still likes Xianxia novel, Superman movies and so on. Perhaps deep down in his heart, he still hopes that one day, Superman, Aliens, Fairies and the like will appear in front of him?

I know impossible, but I am looking forward to unfathomable mystery. Is this a unique human talent?

Song Shuhang closed the group chat window with a smile, but he did not leave the group.

He feels that the people in Nine Provinces (1) Group are very interesting. Those in the group who feel embarrassed at the sight of chat log. From the perspective of onlookers, it ’s surprisingly interesting. -- So before kicking group admin, he prepared First lurker, look at all kinds of interesting chat log, and pass the time when he is bored.

On the computer screen, the movie is still going on. This seems to be a horror film. The storyline of various thrillers is unbroken. This film is the pinnacle of director genius horror film. It is said that many uncle figures have been scared and cry, and many people said that they were afraid to go to the toilet alone.

Unfortunately, Song Shuhang still didn't feel anything terrible. After pulling back the progress bar and watching for a while, he yawned again, slowly changing from a sitting position to a lying position, and his eyelids became heavier ...

If the genius director knew that his movie had only this effect, would he cry?

Being confused, Song Shuhang has a dream.

It is a wonderful dream. There are immortals, there are superman, there are all kinds of immortal realm.

Eternal Life Free and Unfettered, move mountains and drain seas, sword sword world, how many people are dream from ancient times to the present? It's just that as the age grows, the reality breaks dream, people can only hide their dreams in heart, no longer think about it.

Dream is a dream after all ...

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The next day, Tuesday, May 21, at 1am.

In the chat group, group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain is finally online.

As soon as he came up, Loose Practitioner North River popped up and asked, "True Monarch, who was the 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' you added yesterday? Where is cultivation's?"

"People added yesterday? Didn't you talk to her? That was the daughter of an old friend of esteemed me born in this era, like aptitude not bad, and the age of lightly already is the peak of Third Stage Rebirth. It is going to step into Fourth Stage Inborn. Here. "True Monarch Yellow Mountain Ha Ha smiled, replied.

This era was born, is it less than 40 years old? At this age, already is the pinnacle of Third Stage Rebirth, and it is indeed a genius. Loose Practitioner North River nodded secretly, but the Dao name taken by the other party was still very strange. 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' did not feel like Dao name.

Loose Practitioner North River is still thinking about it, True Monarch Yellow Mountain suddenly said: "yí? esteemed me old daughter Dao name is not called 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'. In other words, this Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is a hair stuff?"

"..." True Monarch Yellow Mountain froze.

It's not a hairy thing, it's True Monarch, the unknown human you added yesterday.

He asked tentatively: "True Monarch, wouldn't you be the wrong person?"

"Look at esteemed me."

After a while.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent a bunch of cold sweat expressions in the group: "It's really wrong. The number is only one digit in the middle, and esteemed me lost 8 to 9. It was unexpected that esteemed me would make such a big mistake. "

Loose Practitioner North River hehe laughed and said, "I just said that, no matter how it fits into modern society, no one will set own Dao name as 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'."

True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued to issue a line of cold sweat emoji.

Then he hurriedly operated and pulled his friend's daughter back into the group.

Group message reminder: 'Spirit Butterfly Island's Soft Feather' has joined Nine Provinces (1) Group.

This name is in line with the style of Nine Provinces (1) Group's. A strong Xianxia Aura comes out. The title of Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is definitely a strange thing mixed in.

As soon as newbie joins, Mad Sabre Three Waves will take the lead: "yō, the new fellow daoist is a fairy, highlight a photo, and report to the surroundings! Beautiful words join or not?"

Mad Sabre Three Waves has been lurker for a long time. -- Although he is a goldfish, his memory is longer than three seconds. Yesterday already was reminded, so in order to avoid being a senior, today he gently and cautiously lurker to observe the situation.

Listening to True Monarch Yellow Mountain, the fairy of newly joined is the daughter of a friend, and cultivation base is Third Stage Rebirth, Mad Sabre Three Waves will be relieved. Not a 'senior'-level character, he can tease and enjoy addiction.

There are very few newbies in this group.

When Three Waves opens, True Monarch Yellow Mountain's face suddenly turns black.

"..." Spirit Butterfly Island's Soft Feather entered a series of colons, and then quietly issued a sentence: "Because the time is not early, my husband's daughter already meditates on time to practice her skills. Her number is currently her husband is on-hook, waiting for Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain to join .cough ... I have heard that Fellow Daoist Three Waves in the Nine Provinces group is romantic, can talk really well, it ’s better to see it. Fellow Daoist Three Waves, my husband appreciates you, and I ’ll invite you to drink another day. ”

Mad Sabre Three Waves was suddenly embarrassed, but the girl who scammed met the girl old dad. There is nothing more shameful than this. He really wanted to find a hole in it.

Fortunately, this predecessor seems easy-going, lightly a single sentence has brought this matter.

Next, the senior greeted everyone in the group and asked everyone to take care of their daughters in the future. Then, lurker went on-hook.

Mad Sabre Three Waves breathed a sigh of relief after seeing his predecessor leaving. cheerfully said: "Fortunately, it seems that this predecessor is not a joke. Maybe by that time has a chance to chat with Miss Soft Feather personally."

"..." True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

"..." Loose Practitioner North River.

Medicine Master has a rare chance. He is a a man of few words man. He rarely speaks in public, but this time he rarely typed four words: "Please ask for more."

"?" Three Waves wondered.

But a man of few words's Medicine Master will obviously not explain more.

"Look at the newbie Dao name prefix." Loose Practitioner North River explained, if you didn't seek death, then you will not die, why does Brother Three Waves never understand it?

"Prefix? Spirit Butterfly Island?" Mad Sabre Three Waves seems to be no response.

"Yes, Spirit Butterfly Island! Plus a senior, did you not expect anyone?" Loose Practitioner North River reminded.

After a while, Mad Sabre Three Waves suddenly realized, brushing a string of "kneeling" expressions in the group: "Is that fusses over every single detail Venerable Spirit Butterfly?"

Venerable Spirit Butterfly is a powerful predecessor. He is good at everything, upright and chivalrous ... Just like to care about various trivial matters with others, on the road of preoccupation with already. Someone else cares, he already is fusses over every single detail!

Loose Practitioner North River gas corner of the mouth all pumped: "I didn't remind you so!"

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed, he really unable to continue watching: "Three Waves, my old friend just hung up, but not offline."

That is to say ... chat log may be seen.

No, you will definitely be seen!

True Monarch Yellow Mountain is really unable to continue seeking death with looks at Three Waves.

"Damn, the finished bird." Mad Sabre Three Waves seemed to see the future of not long afterwards, and Lingdie Fairy visited the door, and then treated him with various abuses. His eyes were wet again, this time it seems to have caused a more troublesome senior?

Three Waves suddenly screamed: "True Monarch, please help me!"

True Monarch Yellow Mountain gives an indifferent back expression.

People in the group no longer pay attention to the scream of Three Waves, calmly shifted the topic.

Loose Practitioner North River asked group admin: "True Monarch, how to solve 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'?"

Su Clan's The Seventh said: "Do you want to get rid of it? After all, it's just ordinary people, it's not good to participate in chat between us."

"cough, since it was added by esteemed me by mistake, it is also a fate. Let esteemed me count as a gossip and see how to deal with it." True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied -- is mainly because he suddenly added the other party to the group. Kick, isn't he shameless?

So at least count it as a gossip and use it as an excuse to kick people off.

This shows your high-end, elegant, and classy's class.

Second, his not long ago was suddenly interested in Gua Arithmetic. After studying for a month, he was very forehand. No matter what you do, you like to count.

Let ’s start with side « Tang Verses Song Phrases », reach out and turn, and run the divination secret technique. The power in the underworld draws out a sentence poems and forms divinatory trigram.

The hexagram is very smooth this time. True Monarch Yellow Mountain learns hexagrams by himself. The first hexagram was so experienced!

He was pleased with the results of looks at divinatory trigram.

Then ...

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sinks like water.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain his face turned stinky.

Look at divinatory trigram: in the sky to be two birds flying wing to wing, on earth to be two trees with branches intertwined.

The poem in the impression was written by a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. It is very classic. Later, it was often cited to describe love?

All of a sudden, True Monarch Yellow Mountain feels like he's all bad.

two birds flying wing to wing your sister, even your sister! I would like to go for the company, esteemed me is not as good as hanged from the southeast branch!

Could it be that True Monarch Yellow Mountain is going to perform a life-like, earth-shattering love with the male 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'? This could not help reminding him of the Lord Long Yang -- during the China Warring States period, and immediately felt like swallowing cockroaches.

"This is definitely not enough for esteemed me hexagram cultivation base. After all, it took me a month to learn ... So esteemed me should be counted as a hexagram! Yes, it must be so!" True Monarch Yellow Mountain is running hexagram secret technique again, and the power in the meditation is flipped again « Tang Verses Song Phrases ».

Another a sentence poem was extracted.

The operation of hexagram secret technique is super smooth this time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain feels good about itself, absolutely Bingo!

He looks at divinatory trigram.

Then ...

True Monarch is pale.

divinatory trigram: "If love between both sides can last for aye, why need they stay together night and day!"

Twilight fuck you!

"esteemed me doesn't believe in evil anymore!" True Monarch Yellow Mountain starts again.

It feels even better this time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain feels that its divinatory trigram cultivation base has reached its peak at this moment!

Must hit this time!

He looked down at divinatory trigram: "turn back suddenly, discover that your destined person is there, by the waning lantern lights."

"..."

"Deep breath, deep breath." True Monarch Yellow Mountain calmly closed Tang Poem Song Shi, 45° angle's melancholy look to the sky -- is really good!

Then, True Monarch calmly shredded hardcover edition Tang Verses Song Phrases in his hand, and nodded vigorously while tearing: "esteemed me really has no talent in hexagrams, and is not born to be a hexagram master. Therefore, divinatory trigram calculated by esteemed me must be wrong ! "

He tossed the torn Tang Verses Song Phrases aside, and in his heart he secretly vowed that he would no longer be cheap divination!

The fragments of hardcover poems were thrown aside, True Monarch entered in the group: "Then Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure ... Keep it. esteemed me calculate a trigram just now, and found that he and esteemed me have a fate, it will not be accidental, but necessary. What will happen next depends on his own fortune. "

True Monarch uses a variety of hexagrams to spoof. As for the result of divinatory trigram, he will never reveal half words if he is killed!

Dammit, even if there is a fate, it must be a bad fate!

"Let's keep it, anyway, I guess not long afterwards will leave the group himself. What is the result of True Monarch divinatory trigram?" Loose Practitioner North River heard that True Monarch was learning hexagrams, so I was curious what this senior had calculated.

"..." True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Well, you guys keep talking, I'm in a hurry."

By the way, he quickly offline, leaving a blank look of Loose Practitioner North River.