Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 212: Can’t you let me eat well?
don't know why, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was inexplicably moved after hearing Song Shuhang. Recalling the Senior White's character ... It seems that it is not impossible to rush into universe.
"I see. I will prepare everything for you." True Monarch Yellow Mountain pledged.
At the end, he reminded a sentence again: "Yes, don't let Doudou get on the plane with you. It has been calling to learn to drive. If it gets on the plane, Heaven knows what will happens love! Never give him contact Opportunity to fly! "
"Senior Yellow Mountain, you worry too much." Song Shuhang said with a sigh: "Even Doudou is unwilling to accompany me to study airplanes with Senior White, so you can rest assured."
Before, Doudou only gave him a dog hair to save his life. Even Doudou knows that it might be what will happens if he learns to fly with Senior White?
"Is that so? can't be better if that's the case." True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied -- Doudou could it be Really transsexual?
In the impression of True Monarch Yellow Mountain's, Doudou is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic. It is definitely not reconciled if it does not learn a thing like learning airplanes.
could it be stayed for a while in Little Friend Shuhang side, Doudou was also affected by Little Friend Shuhang, no longer causing trouble? If this is the case, really can't be better.
When he first raised Doudou, he was cute and docile with pekingese, not as overly energetic as huskie. I do n’t know when Doudou suddenly became funny fool, which is what on earth happened? True Monarch Yellow Mountain can't figure it out so far.
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As True Monarch Yellow Mountain was thinking, there was a pleasant sound outside his immortal residence. That was the sound of cave rune restriction, which came from a guest with Dao Cultivator, and its function was similar to a doorbell.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain opens a mirror, the mirror lights up like a computer screen, and the picture at the door of immortal residence emerges.
There, a pretty fairy is smiling. It seems that after sensing that True Monarch Yellow Mountain saw her, she waved her hand with a smile: "Senior Yellow Mountain, I'm here for you!"
"yí, it's Lychee. Why are you free today?" True Monarch Yellow Mountain Ha Ha smiled and opened cave rune's restriction.
Fairy Lychee smiles sweetly and looks harmless ...
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On the other side, after conversation was ended with True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Song Shuhang checked online for some tips on how to protect yourself when an air crash occurs, how to use a parachute, etc.
Although there are Senior White's Feijian and Doudou's dog hair, but preparedness averts peril. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared!
Then he took a deep breath, trying to keep himself smiling, and went down to eat.
Because I forgot to bring back Empty Thief Gate Tang Tang when I came home from Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique Forbidden Land last time, the quality of Song Shuhang's family's breakfast, lunch and dinner all the way down.
Breakfast was brought from the outside by Senior White. A few servings of soy milk, buns, fritters, porridge, pickles ...
There are a lot of tricks.
Why did Senior White want to buy breakfast?
Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Senior White.
The Senior White, which is paddling the tablet, has induction, looked up, cheeks bulging: "tú tú tú tú tú ..."
There are several boxes of bayberry in Venerable White side. It seems that breakfast was brought along by the seniors.
But hasn't the seniors been bored yet? Then I have to say that the cultivator's body is great. If ordinary people eat so much bayberry, their teeth will be sour. Senior White is still eating happily.
Song Shuhang sat down, reached for a white bread, and asked in passing: "Senior, has Guoguo come out for breakfast?"
"It's been a long time in the bathroom." Senior White replied.
A long time ago? Looks like hemorrhoids are serious? No wonder you can't help but want to come out for surgery.
"Guoguo, remind you, when you rub your butt, you have to wipe it clean, otherwise it will make hemorrhoids worse." Song Shuhang mentioned a sentence casually.
Heavy hemorrhoids will be obtained for a long time, and you will also get ass if you don't clean it. These are common sense.
“Ah? will also aggravate hemorrhoids? "Scream of little monk came from the bathroom.
"Yes, so hygiene is very important." Song Shuhang grabbed A fritter, wrap the white bread with fritters, and bite it down. He likes this way of eating the most.
He then turned on the TV in the lobby and pressed a few channels at will to see what news.
Changed several channels. When he pressed to the Jiangnan area channel, the news on the screen attracted his news.
On TV is an interview show.
On the left is a middle-aged man with glasses and an expert on my face.
On the right is a beautiful female announcer, wearing **** black silk, and is conducting a Q & A interview with an expert.
"Professor Liu, as an authoritative scholar in geology, we just have a question to ask you. This question has troubled many residents of Jiangnan area." The female announcer laughed: "It is about the day of July 1, Near the Jiangnan area electronic city, what is the sudden huge subsidence? "
Song Shuhang stiffened his mouth. The female announcer said, Correct Senior White's masterpiece, the huge slump caused by a fall.
About that pit, the Internet is also tongues are wagging.
For example, someone ’s voice called sī exhausted: This is definitely not an ordinary depression, because it has never been so neat. The overall depression is round, and the center point is expanded to all sides. Scatter! is significantly more than a depression. Like a crater.
But it's a crater, and impossible. Under the broad daylight, no one saw any meteorites falling from the air at all, and there were no traces of flames burning behind meteorites in that pothole.
In short, this matter is tongues are wagging in Jiangnan area.
"This problem is undoubtedly a land subsidence!" Professor Liu firmly said.
Then he talked about it, and started to introduce the composition of ground subsidence, what is too much underground ore mining, too much groundwater extraction, etc., etc., it is about smallpox.
The topic is awkward, and it turns into a "ground trap" genealogy lecture, and then it turns into the evil of the capitalist who criticizes the overexploitation of underground resources, and then how does it become unconsciously? Everyone has a responsibility to protect the environment.
Professor is talking about spit flying, the audience is listening to unfathomable mystery.
The psychology of female announcer at this time is: grass damn! Where did this go? Give the old lady back the focus, and then summarize it within the Second Cross!
But she couldn't yell out the words in her heart, but she also put on a ‘Professor Liu is right’, and from time to time, she also echoed. announcer is also very hard sometimes.
"Okay, let's be a trap." Song Shuhang sighed secretly, not only him, but also many Jiangnan area's residents.
Professor Liu won!
At this time, Senior White raise head looked at the TV and smiled: "yí, isn't this a pit I accidentally broke?"
"No, Senior White. This is a pit!" Song Shuhang turned his head, earnestly said: "This is a ground pit caused by the evil capitalists' continuous development of underground resources. As for why the pits are like craters, Professor Liu Will definitely explain! "
"oh, so that's how it is." Senior White nodded: "In other words, I accidentally made a pit in the future, and I don't need Leveling Earth Spell, right?"
"Senior White!" Song Shuhang gives a thumbs up: "Yes, that's it!"
Then he re-rolled the bread with grabbed churros and bite a bit.
Experts are sometimes very useful ...
He took another bite of fritters and bread.
At this time ... the bathroom door opened.
Little Monk Guoguo had a serious face, and then he ran to Song Shuhang's with his butt.
Song Shuhang wondered, this little guy do what ne?
After Guoguo ran to Shuhang side, turned around and picked up the small ass and asked, "Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, please show it to me, have my butts cleaned?"
As soon as Song Shuhang turned his head, he saw the small ass of Guoguo and the hemorrhoids: "..."
Shuhang is now confused!
Do you want people to eat well?
immediately afterwards, when he looked down, he saw the fritters in his hand. It's over, I have no appetite.
"Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang?" Little Guoguo turned in confusion.
"Very clean." Song Shuhang laughed dryly: "come, come, come, wash your hands and eat."
"Okay." little monk pulled on his pants and quickly rushed back to the bathroom.
Song Shuhang tossed the fritters aside and silently hoisted the white bread. Without bread sticks, the white bread is only slightly sweet, which is not easy to eat.
Soon, Little Monk Guoguo rushed back again: "Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, what's for breakfast?"
"Soy milk, fritters, bread, porridge, pickles are all available, you choose." Song Shuhang pointed to the table.
"yí? Do you only eat these foods? Do we not eat 'spirit rice Onigiri' or 'Manna Liquid'?" little monk wondered looked up looked to Song Shuhang.
spirit rice rice balls, manna liquid?
These are things enjoyed by elite elite disciples. Where does he get a little loose cultivator? Song Shuhang sighed longly: "I don't have it here."
Speaking, he turned his head and looked at Senior White.
Senior White: "tú tú tú tú tú ..."
Then Senior White explained: "Well, spirit rice is the rice planted with magecraft, which contains spiritual qi. Manna liquid is also a spiritual qi plant juice. cultivator at body tempering stage can increase the grains containing spiritual qi's grains, which can increase The qi and blood in the body speeds up the speed of practice's. When do you have time, I will take you to plant two acres of land. I have also planted it before and I miss it. "
"Thank you seniors!" Song Shuhang laughed.
little monk seems to understand the embarrassment of Song Shuhang's. He clasped his hands and declared the Buddha's name: "It's okay, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang. Even if it's ordinary, I don't want to give up."
After a pause, he asked again: "Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, is this fritter fried with plant? Or is it fried with animal fat?"
Song Shuhang burst into tears: "I don't know."
"oh, then you can't eat it, you can't break it." Little Monk Guoguo grabbed bread, learning Song Shuhang's silently.
Song Shuhang's heart, I don't know why it's getting better ...