Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 226: Do you sell children here?
the sun set on the western sky, it's getting dark.
Jiangnan area is not an small mountain village.
Cao Delian sits at the door of his old house and smokes in silence. After drawing one after another, he finally seemed to make up his mind.
He returned to the room and opened the door of the closet, exposing various statues of Buddha and deities inside.
"All the gods who know and don't know, my Old Cao will not wash my hands after finishing this ticket, so please bless me and give me my last vote for well done. When I change my face, I must Make a golden body for all your idols. "Cao Delian finished the incense, and put a few offerings such as fruits in the shape.
Then he closed the closet door with gently and cautiously and exhaled in one breath deeply.
Last vote, today is definitely the last vote! Wash your hands before you finish, and change your face to another place and change your identity, Cao Delian secretly said in heart.
Then he sorted out his clothes a little bit, then turned to leave the old house, and went out to find the goal of the last vote.
When he turned around, he suddenly saw his doorstep and wondered when a little monk appeared.
The little monk looks like he ’s about eight years old. His face is dū dū. It ’s so cute. When he sees him, he wants to pinch his face and twist it twice.
Moreover, little monk worked hard to put a serious face on his face, which increased his cuteness by another level.
This little guy, if you pull it out for sale, there must be a lot of people who want to buy it crazy? Cao Delian had an occupational patient in his heart, and secretly guessed.
When Cao Delian thought about it, but saw little monk folded his hands, and gave him a gift: "Hello donor, may I ask the Cao Delian donor at home?"
yí, little monk know my name?
Cao Delian was puzzled, but he replied like a gift, saying: "Hello, little master. I am Cao Delian."
"Then that's right." A sigh of relief appeared on little monk's face: "little monk has something to find Cao Shizhu, right, is it convenient for little monk to speak in the house?"
Cao Delian froze, but nodded, and greeted little monk into the room.
Then Cao Delian gently and cautiously asked, "I don't know what the little master asked me? Did someone ask you to take a message?"
"No." little monk gave another gift, saying: "little monk asked Cao Shi for his own business and came to find you. little monk also asked about it from many parties today, only to find out where Cao Shizhu lives."
Inquire about it, find yourself? Cao Delian was confused, and asked, "I don't know what the little master is looking for me?"
"That's it! I heard that Cao Shizhu is the place where you sell children, isn't it?" little monk showed an innocent smile: "Then I want to ask, Cao Shizhu, do you accept small things here?" Child? "
When it comes to this, little monk blushes slightly: "If you buy a child, how about me at little monk? Although I am six years old at already, I feel I am pretty cute. If you want to buy, 5,000 lump of earth How about I sell it to you? "
Cao Delian The expression at this time is an enlarged version of confused.
What is this expansion? Is it pitting me? Still teasing me?
little monk saw his uncle's look, thinking that the price was not suitable, so worriedly said said: "No? The four thousand can also be ah. It can't be less, little monk needs hemorrhoids surgery, at least 5,000 lump of earth money. little monk hands There are only a thousand dollars. "
Cao Delian continues in confused ...
"could it be is not enough for four thousand? But it can't be less. little monk is unable for hemorrhoids surgery." little monk frowned.
Do hemorrhoids surgery? Four thousand less? So come to sell yourself?
What logical thinking is this?
After a while, Cao Delian quietly asked: "Master, stop joking. Where is your family?"
little monk thought for a while and replied, "Far and far away, it will take four or five hours to fly in the sky."
In other words, does it take four or five hours to fly? It's far away.
Cao Delian feels a little pain in his stomach: "How did you come here?"
"I sneaked out of the temple with my master behind me and flew for four or five hours in the air to Jiangnan area. Then I met an acquaintance and lived in one night at his house. But ... today little monk himself When I came out to make money, I ran again. "little monk replied honestly -- because the monks did not slang.
At Cao Delian heard until here, my eyes suddenly light up.
Stomach pain is recover without medicine, and the heart speeds up a little bit. --. The little monk in front of me is the final stroke that the idols bless him and make him earn? Then make a fortune?
This little monk has a good foundation. It's fine-skinned and tender, long and handsome. And only six years old. Although the way of thinking in the head is a bit strange, these things can be taught.
So, after thinking about it, he asked, "What about your acquaintance?"
little monk replied: "I don't know. He and another senior have gone out, but he hasn't returned for a long time. That's why I came out alone. Cao Shizhu, why do you ask these questions? You answer little monk, four thousand dollars Do n’t buy little monk? If you do n’t buy it, little monk has to go to another place to ask! ”
What a godsend! Cao Delian excitedly fisted -- and he even thought of many ways of himself.
As long as this little monk is sold successfully, maybe he will not worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life. This is definitely the harvest of praying to various idols day and night.
At this time, his already moved to sell his little monk.
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But Cao Delian is a careful person. First of all, careful and prudent goes out and glances around his door. No one looks ambush outside, it doesn't look like cheating.
This little monk really has a pit in his head, come here to sell himself.
Awesome. Next, as long as you turn the little monk away from the southeast and other cities, you can find a seller for a big price! by that time, even if the acquaintance of little monk found something wrong, he also disappear without trace who ran early.
Thinking of this, Cao Delian returned to the room and said, "Do you really want to sell yourself?"
"Of course, little monk urgently needs money for hemorrhoids." little monk nodded.
Well, cure hemorrhoids!
"Okay, come with me!" Cao Delian said to little monk.
In spite of this, Cao Delian picked up some salutes and came to the broken car at the door.
Cao Delian has a soft look, and said to little monk: "Go up, uncle takes you to a nearby city!"
"Do you want to buy me, Cao Shizhu?" little monk expressed joy in his eyes.
"Yes, you come with me!" Cao Delian replied, at the same time opened the rear door of the broken car and motioned for little monk to sit on it.
little monk did not get on the car immediately, but extend the hand palm: "one hand exchanges the cash the other the goods, since you bought little monk, you must pay little monk first, and then little monk can deliver."
This little monk really has a pit in my head!
But seeing the firm look of little monk, Cao Delian gritted his teeth, pulled out his wallet and clicked. He handed out four thousand red tickets and handed them to little monk: "Here, four thousand yuan!"
Anyway, after waiting next door, he can stun little monk. Is the four thousand dollars still in his pocket?
little monk carefully clicked, then satisfied withdraw money: "no problem, Cao Shizhu. little monk will sell itself to you! Then, let's go to make a hemorrhoids hand?"
Fuck!, the brain pit is really big. Cao Delian has tsukkomi in mind, but still answered: "Let's go to another place to do surgery! The medical regulations there are better, minimally invasive treatment, painless flow of people. ah pēi! Minimally invasive treatment, it will not hurt at all! surgery Will relapse again. "
little monk nodded, seemingly understand: "Okay, since Cao Shizhu said so, go to the place where you say to cure hemorrhoids."
little monk then climbed into the back seat of lovable.
Cao Delian was excited, started his broken car, the throttle boomed, and he drove forward quickly.
Oh, this person really has to have faith. No matter what idols are, they will be used to light incense. There will always be a good one. wā hā hā.
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In the building of Medicine Master.
Song Shuhang asked: "Doudou, can you find little monk?"
Doudou is squatting, tongue acting cute, then crooked his head and said: "Of course it can, Wang! With my sense of smell, finding little monk is easy."
Song Shuhang immediately diligently opened the chicken-flavored dog food and handed it to Doudou: "Then Doudou do me a favor and get little monk back?"
Doudou The front paw took dog food, huā huā huā pours a pack into the mouth, jǔ jué, swallows. Then, it continued to tilt its head and said, "What's the benefit? Wang!"
I want to ask Doudou for help, either I have to give it satisfactory benefits; or one day it feels good about itself.
Song Shuhang thought for a while and said, "I can teach you drive a car! Then I have a chance to find a place where nobody is there. How many laps will you play?"
Doudou rolled his eyes, he stuck his tongue out, and then rolled up on the ground. Obviously, the conditions Song Shuhang said unable moved it.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "After the wait for you is more proficient, we can choose a car engraved with 'invisibility array, anti-reconnaissance array', and then you can drive out and drag the car so fast! up to you! "
As soon as his voice fell, Doudou immediately rolled up from the ground: "no problem, leave it to me ba! Wang, I will soon find little monk, and then tell you to bring him back. Wang!"
Stop, Doudou rolled up from the ground, got out of the window proudly, and flew out.
While Doudou is away, Song Shuhang can't wait to take a slap in the face. Just now, his mouth is too fast, and he promised to accompany Doudou drag racing? Do you want to kill yourself?
I'm going to the hospital in a few days. It's best to come back with a bottle of ‘Quick Heart Rescue Pill’. He always feels that his big heart is a little overwhelmed.
"Shuhang, are you free?" At this time, Senior White, who was looking for information on the computer, turned his head and asked.
"Yes." Song Shuhang replied, after a trip to practice in the evening, it is all free time.
"That night I will teach you to practice‘ Qi and Blood Pill ’. Last time I said, you will teach you how to mix the materials.” Senior White said.