Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 241: Song Chaptera: My liver is broken!


When Song Shuhang returns home, he will face up to Lu? After drinking, the combat power of Old Lü is definitely more than three times as usual. Song Baba rubbed his liver.

The boy Shuhang is really right. If you want to go home, call him early, so that he can be prepared. Now, it's only more than ten minutes since I left home to call, Song Baba is really unprepared!

"Well, be careful on the road, come home and say hello to Uncle Lü ... How do you say 'bang bang bang' is so noisy?" Song Baba held his cell phone in his head, loudly said --, he pointed out the words 'Uncle Lü', It is to prepare Song Shuhang when they return.

"Ha Ha, it's okay, it's that the transportation I used to come back this time is a bit special." Song Shuhang called Ha Ha: "Then I'll hang up first, and I will be home soon."

After speaking, Song Shuhang hung up.

Song Baba Confused withdraw's own mobile phone -- is a bit special? What kind of vehicle will make such a loud motor sound?

sports car? No, voice is not the case. This voice sounds a bit like the engine sound of a transport ship driving in the river before, or is it a tractor sound that is rarely seen in the village now?

tractor? Damn, won't it? Song Baba felt a chill in his heart and made him shiver.

No, probably not. I usually do not deduct Song Shuhang's living expenses, Song Shuhang will certainly not be embarrassed to go home by tractor.

I must have heard the -- wrong. Maybe this is a voice that sounds like a tractor SUV?

When thinking, Song Baba secretly looked at the BMW 7 Series car parked in front of his house.

Oh, do n’t come back by tractor, --, otherwise the face of old dad is really lost.

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"Old Song, is it the call from Shuhang?" At this time, Old Lü on the side made a wine shelf, and asked with a bright smile: "Is he going home?"

"Ah, yeah. The boy Shuhang actually made a surprise attack and said he would be home soon. The child is fucking, Shuhang said he will be here in ten minutes, and you will prepare some more!" Song Baba shouted at Song Mama. .

", are you coming back? This kid, really, don't talk about it in advance." Song Mama laughed, but fortunately today, in order to meet Old Lü, I prepared a lot of ingredient.

"Old Song, where is your Shuhang now? Need me to let Tianyou drive a car pick him up? Ha Ha!" Old Lü said with a smile: "I haven't seen Shuhang for more than a year, and I don't know how he looks like now?"

"Hah, don't bother with Tianyou. The child said he came by car and will be home soon." Song Baba laughed twice.

Then, Song Baba began desperately to fight with Old Lü.

Ten minutes ... if possible, Song Baba really wants to get Old Lü drunk, so by that time will be doesn't matter no matter what car Shuhang takes.

Because he wants to come and go, he always feels that the ‘bang bang bangvoice looks like tractor, and his heart is panicking!

Unfortunately, Old Lü is not that easy to get drunk.

Ten minutes pass quickly ...

Downstairs, there was a weird engine voice of tú tú tú, bang bang bang.

Song Shuhang, home!

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When Song Shuhang was approaching home, he found an unoccupied corner, and tore off the array rune of Senior White posted on tractor. The ‘stealth’ rune, tractor retreated from the invisible status.

The other rune Song Shuhang are not torn off, otherwise the speed of 20 – 30 km/h of tractor is too anxious. Anyway, as long as tractor is in shape, it won't scare people. Speed, when you drive home soon, slow down slowly to no problem!

In the beginning, Song Shuhang wanted to quietly stop tractor in an open space near home. The -- who did not drive home was a bit shy because of driving this thing home. what is more important, there is Uncle Lü in the house. Song Shuhang knows that Uncle Lü and his father damage the friendship. Both people are better than anything, and everything is damaged. If you drive tractor back by yourself ... I can't imagine the picture.

However, the meteorites and Daoist Cloud Mist picked up in the middle made Song Shuhang helpless to cancel this plan. His total impossible carries Senior White and Daoist Cloud Mist, and drags a big meteorite back home, right?

So in the end, Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, lost his shame and discipline, and drove home at tractor hōng lóng lóng's.

Actually think about it, manual tractor is also quite handsome.

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"Is Shuhang back?" After hearing the roar, Old Lü stood up from the chair, Ha Ha walked to the window with a smile. He wanted to see what his Old Song's son had become like he hadn't seen in a year.

Song Baba is listening to the strange sound of bang bang tú tú downstairs. He froze, then went to the window with Old Lü.

The two looked downstairs at the same time.

Looking at this, Old Lü and Song Baba changed their faces at the same time.

I saw downstairs, Song Shuhang clutched the armrest of manual tractor with both hands, and the whole person moved with tractor, shaking and looking very hilarious.

Behind tractor, there is a big stone ...

It turned out to be tractor, or it was handheld!

What is this play?

After a while ... Song Shuhang chilled off tractor!

"哧 Ha Ha Ha, Old Song, your son's manual tractor is awesome and handsome. I remember what I opened 20 years ago, manual tractor, zé zé! Where is this antique-level thing Am I coming out? You ca n’t see this stuff on the road right now? ”Old Lü pointed downstairs and laughed.

As long as I think of my son's BMW 7 Series, then the manual tractor -- Old Lü from the son of Old Song Family drives back to me. With this stalk, he can be happy for a whole year!

On the side, Song Baba's's complexion turned blue and he clenched his teeth. I wished that he would run now and press Song Shuhang on the ground.

The transportation of this bunny is actually tractor, and it is not tractor, but Song Shuhang personally drives tractor home!

What's more, it's manual transmission!

No, Song Baba feels like his liver is so broken!

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Downstairs, after Song Shuhang stopped tractor, he picked up a figure from the driver's seat.

"Has a guest?" Song Baba's expression eased slightly.

But is this kid Shuhang carrying guest dried man?

while thinking, Song Shuhang turned over behind tractor again, and turned out the individual -- on the side of the big rock, the nature of the figure was bad!

Song Baba You can see that the person body who turned out later did not have much clothes. Under the broad daylight, what kind of system is the body full of red Guoguo?

I saw Song Shuhang grab it and carried the person after tractor to the other shoulder.

He then carried one left shoulder and one right shoulder, and staggered towards his upstairs.

"Which drama is this again?" Old Lü looked doubtfully asked.

Song Baba shook his head. How could he know what happened?

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Soon, Song Shuhang already went upstairs and knocked on the door.

Song Mama trot over and opened the door.

After meeting, Song Mama was worried and asked, "Shuhang, what happened to the two on your shoulders?"

"Ha Ha Ha, don't worry about it." Song Shuhang picked left shoulder, and there was Venerable White in retreat: "The one on the left is my good friend, and I asked him to visit our house. As a result, he was sleepy. He fell asleep. He is a man who sleeps as soon as he sleeps. Why can't he wake up? "

"..." Song Mama glanced at Venerable White, why did n’t he just wake up? This is too heavy, right?

Venerable White is the whole person hanging on the shoulders of Song Shuhang, with a long hair hanging upside down and dripping down ... The hands were hanging weakly, and the legs hanging on the back of Song Shuhang were swaying with Shuhang.

The fragrance can still sleep like this, this baby's sleep quality is really good.

Song Mama said with a sigh: "Well, let's take this girl leave it to me ba. You really are, a little girl, do you feel sorry to carry her up like this?"

Song Mama looks at Venerable White, this black long hair, plus Venerable White is a partial slender figure, at first glance, Venerable White was misidentified.

"What girl? cough cough, Mom, Bai ... Song Bai is a man. He only has long hair, he is academic, long hair is very common." Song Shuhang said fabrication.

Fortunately, at this time Zhao Yaya was not a guest at his house, otherwise she could tell at a glance that Song Shuhang was lying.

"What, boy." Song Mama was disappointed.

She thought Song Shuhang was finally to get it straight, and she knew how to take the girl home! I didn't expect that the university would pass by a year. This blockhead even brought a boy home to visit, blind!

"Where's this on your right?" Song Mama looked to Daoist Cloud Mist on the right again, and she was startled by the look. The guy -- looked a little miserable and covered with blood? body seems to have been burned like a fire. It has a burnt smell and its clothes are burnt and tattered. But the exposed skin was completely undamaged, and there was no burn.

"This is a wound number I found on the side of the road. I looked at him. He was just injured by a flesh, but fainted. I saw that he was not very good at lying outside, so I just let him down. Bring it back. "Song Shuhang smiled kindly.

"You ..." Song Mama reluctantly pressed his forehead, and was really helpless to his son's "good man" attribute: "Isn't this the time you should call the hospital first? In case you mess with your injuries, it will worsen What if I get sick? "

One more thing, Song Mama didn't say export --, what should you do in case of injury? by that time.

"Relax, it's okay." Song Shuhang laughed: "I know this person, and I'll call his relatives to pick him up after a while. It won't cause trouble!"

"I know? That's okay." Song Mama sighed: "Okay, don't fret at the door, move them in soon. Put the injury number in the guest room first, and your friend will be placed in you first." Room. "

"Success, no problem." Song Shuhang, carrying Venerable White and Daoist Cloud Mist, greeted Song Da and Uncle Lü by the window when passing the hall.

Then he turned blushing and pant carrying Venerable White and Daoist Cloud Mist into the bedroom.

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"How strong is your Shuhang?" Old Lü leaned against the window, facing Song Baba brightly.

Carry two people, in one breath to upstairs, without panting.

"This kid just has brute force." Song Baba said with a smile -- said, has Song Shuhang grown recently? It's a lot higher than what I saw last time.

"Go, accompany me to try your son's tractor." Old Lü This is a pain in the heart of Song Baba: "I haven't touched manual tractor for many years!"

It is an excuse to want to open manual tractor. Old Lü makes it clear that it is to stimulate Song Baba.

"You old thing, don't create trouble. After drinking so much alcohol, you are not afraid of a traffic accident." Song Baba coldly snorted said.

"Afraid of birds, more than 20 years ago, I had two pots in my left hand and opened manual tractor in my right hand. Hasn't anything happened? My own alcohol consumption is clear. And, I drove to the side of White Whale Road, what am I afraid of? "Old Lü proudly said, then beckoned towards Lü Tianyou in the living room:" Tianyou, come and shake me tractor, we are driving yo! "

Shake tractor? Lü Tianyou really wanted to cry at this time.

Song Baba sighed, but had to accompany Old Lü to go down --. He could not keep up. If Heaven knows Old Lü went mad, drove tractor to a long distance and got drunk.

A group of three people came downstairs, Old Lü climbed onto the driver seat with excitement, and stroked the familiar and somewhat strange tractor armrest with both hands.

The years are not forgiving. In the blink of an eye, more than twenty years have passed, and my sons are great accomplishment.

He must try manual tractor, although with the idea of ​​"poke Song Baba's heartache". But in fact, I really miss the feeling of opening manual tractor.

"Tianyou, don't hesitate, go ahead and shake tractor!" Old Lü called to his son.

Lü Tianyou smiled wryly, grabbed tractor's rocker, then stood with his butt, and started to shake it hard. He often saw Old Lü shake tractor when he was a kid, so he is familiar with this set.

bang bang bang ... tú tú tú.

manual tractor was launched again.

"Get in the car, get in the car. You two go back and let me take you around!" yelled in excitement at Old Lü.

Song Baba looked helpless and climbed behind tractor.

Lü Tianyou corner of the mouth pumped: "I don't have to go up, right?"

"Well, if you don't go up, in case it goes out in the middle, who will shake tractor?" Old Lü angrily said.

Lü Tianyou smiled bitterly, crawling to Song Baba.

"Why is Shuhang bringing this huge stone back?" Lü Tianyou looked at the stone and asked.

Song Baba shook his head.

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upstairs, Song Shuhang was putting Daoist Cloud Mist in place, and after placing Venerable White on his bed, he suddenly heard the voice launched by tractor downstairs.

Song Shuhang rushed to the window and looked down.

Then I saw Uncle Lü sitting excitedly in the tractor driver's seat, Song Baba and Lü Tianyou sitting in tractor bucket, tractor, slowly moving.

Damn it! Song Shuhang suddenly sweated out.

Venerable White rune array attached to tractor, he only removed the invisible array. array, which accelerates and reduces friction and drag, has not been removed. This tractor can run a 100 km/h miles!


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