Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 2646: Original thighs
Will in this world how can it be be an Nine Serenities Ruler that can wake up with something like 'jokes'? What is your Nine Serenities Ruler?
Especially this evil ‘Ruler White’ has extremely bad personality, but it ’s Nine Serenities Ruler in Nine Serenities Ruler. The last time he was arrested just to study his body's sheets and held for a long time.
Tell a joke to Ruler White, this is the biggest joke in itself.
Thinking of this, the [Anything Can Sell] boss couldn't help but tighten the thin body sheet. I wonder if the sheet body has been out of the sun for too long. Even if he wraps the sheet tighter, unable gets it from it Much warmth.
next time quietly changed his sheets and silly disciples? Anyway, is similar model, even if she changed, she should not notice the difference. [Anything Can Sell] Gangster secretly said in heart.
"Boss Song, I feel that you should give up on such things as" telling a joke. "You don't have talent in this regard." Scallion Lady seriously suggested: "It's better to change it for me?"
Song Shuhang disdain: "Where can you go better than me? Your cold jokes will only get colder and colder, and just your low-end jokes, people who laugh before you laugh first Field. "
By the way, he reached out and pressed Scallion Lady's scallion tip back into his pocket, and then waved his cell phone and said, "I was prepared this time. With these jokes, I am confident that Senior White will be satisfied."
Senior White Doppelgänger said: "I feel like we're going to play live."
"Senior White, you don't create trouble, I resurrected already once today." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and started in deadly earnest to tell a joke: "A long time long time ago ..."
Fairy Good Fortune suddenly appeared: "In the Taoist temple in the mountains, there is a Daoist who is not old, Eternal Life."
Song Shuhang: "!!!!!!"
Then Black Skinned Soft Feather emerged from the shadow, and said, "One day, Daoist's disciple asked curiously: Master, why did you choose cultivation?"
Black Skinned Soft Feather stopped after reading a paragraph, because Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty has just sacrificed himself, and has not yet been reborn. No one succeeds.
At this moment, the spirit ghost fairy staying in the heart of Su Clan's The Sixteenth suddenly emerged: "Of course it is because the price of the cemetery has risen and I ca n’t afford to die. 'Worry? Are you still suffering from the rapid rise in the price of the cemetery? Yu Jiaojiao The seabed cemetery is grandly opened. The seaview villa cemetery is your best choice after death! Buy now and buy five and get one mile.
Song Shuhang turned his head stiffly and looked at Su Clan's Sixteenth's's chest.
"Look what, this is your spirit ghost." Elder Sister White Dragon cheerfully said.
Song Shuhang brain pain: "Why the Yu Jiaojiao's submarine cemetery advertisement?"
Also ... [naive, Elder Sister White Dragon, do you think I'm just watching spirit ghost? 】
Su Clan's The Sixteenth thought for a while, and said, "Maybe it was because of the investment invitations issued by the Yu Jiaojiao group a few days ago? It is said that as long as she becomes a dealer, every time she sells a set of underwater cemeteries, she can get a lot of spirit stone from Yu Jiaojiao Success? "
Song Shuhang: "..."
Why didn't I receive Yu Jiaojiao's investment invitation message? If I had become an Yu Jiaojiao's dealer earlier, when All Heavens and Myriad Realms showed Saint sermon, I had an advertisement for her submarine cemetery. Wouldn't it be spirit stone?
Unexpectedly I missed another 100 million.
At this time, Scallion Lady said out loud in the pocket: "Boss Song, Ruler White has no response, indicating that your joke did not poke his laugh at all."
"Shuhang, give up telling jokes, you have more talents than body's pendants." Senior White Doppelgänger echoed.
Song Shuhang is holding the phone, raise head Heavens Above.
But after a while, he suddenly moved.
He turned to look at the [Anything Can Sell] boss, both eyes bright: "[Anything Can Sell] boss, please sell me a joke that makes 'Senior White' laugh!"
"Fellow Daoist Tyrant Song, please disappear into my sight with the least friction!" [Anything Can Sell] sneered.
Scallion Lady: "Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Song Shuhang: "Senior, believe it or not I will immediately transfer this joke to Senior White?"
[Anything Can Sell] boss: "..."
Song Shuhang sighed. The withdraw mobile phone told Senior White a joke is a very great solution. Unfortunately, his execution was problematic.
Well, physically wake up Senior White!
Song Shuhang withdraw mobile phone, then his right hand was handsome and stretched out: "Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword, out of the sheath!"
He is going to cut off his right hand with Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, then throw his right hand to the side of 'seal pillar', and try to pass «Raising Sabre Art» to seal pillar sleeping in Senior White.
After a while ...
yí? What about Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword?
"Senior Song, Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword was swallowed by the @#%X fairy before, followed by her by the sacrifice pillar." Black Skinned Soft Feather reminded in a low voice.
Song Shuhang: "!!!!!!"
Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword was also worshipped together?
"No, Fairy Karmic Virtue can be reborn by my strength, but Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword is Heart Demon, it has no rebirth function!" Song Shuhang quickly reached out and patted «Tyrant God Pillar» secret technique to summon Karmic Virtue Pillar Snake Immortal Pillar.
39-meter-high Snake Immortal Pillar was summoned to stand in the nest of steel.
The dazzling Light of Karmic Virtue covers the entire steel nest.
Column body, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's relief vivid and lifelike ...
"Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword, are you still alive? Squeak alive!" shouted Song Shuhang.
"Which squeak squeak squeak ~ what idiot put Light of Karmic Virtue on my side?" #Hamster's voice sounded. It originally slept by Senior White Two seal pillar's, but was ill-photographed by this Light of Karmic Virtue, and awakened from sleepless status.
#Hamster opened his eyes and saw the huge pillar of Karmic Virtue waving in the hands of #Tyrant Song, piercing his eyes in the nest of steel.
Insert Karmic Virtue Pillar in the Nine Serenities Ruler's old nest. Is this to rebel?
"#Tyrant Song, you are playing with a hammer! The world is so big, can't you go out and take a look?" #Hamster grabbed covered his body with his handsome cloak.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He reached out and stroked, and quickly transferred 'Karmic Virtue Pillar' to Core World.
Senior White Two's seal pillar turned on at the moment he just withdraw 'Karmic Virtue Pillar'.
A thigh flashed from 'seal pillar' and instantly appeared on Song Shuhang's side.
As soon as this thigh lightly is swept, Song Shuhang is kicked out of the steel lair.
"Aaah ~ Ah ~" Fairy Good Fortune issued a wave of pitiful yell instead of Song Shuhang, and was equipped with small pathbgm: "I will send you away, beyond a thousand miles ~"
The crowd watched Song Shuhang go away.
And the kick flew Song Shuhang's's thigh for a moment, then flashed again, chasing after Song Shuhang's.
"yí, that leg ... is Nine Serenities Senior White's?" Black Skinned Soft Feather doubtfully said, she turned her head and looked back, Senior White Two's legs in seal pillar are still there!