Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 271: Savage Enlightenment

This counterfeit's 'Unbounded Chase To Kill Command' is only used by Hai Young Master to attract the 'masked person' to attack the Song Shuhang's decoy ...

"Really, wouldn't could it be think about it? Unbounded Chase To Kill Command, would it be printed on ordinary white paper? Hehe." Hai Young Master controlled the slightly fat middle-aged man and tore off this so-called 'Unbounded Chase To Kill Command '.

Then, he reached out and grabbed the little golden magpie behind his head, lightly pulled.

Kim Jong pulled down, and his connection with the middle-aged man was broken.

The middle-aged man fell down on the ground again, holding Kim Ye, and fell into a coma. -- When he woke up, he thought he was drunk at most, and went to sleep on this rooftop overnight. Maybe I also feel happy for having a little golden cricket in my hand?

And in Song Shuhang room.

Venerable White corner of the mouth Weibo, showing a happy smile: "It turned out to be Unbounded Demon Sect's people, I have always wanted to find where the Unbounded Demon Sect's headquarters is hidden ... this time, maybe I can find clues."

Venerable White's Is it so simple?

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Early morning.

Song Shuhang didn't wake up until eight o'clock.

The f toss in the middle of the night yesterday made him a little tired, and he unknowingly slept more.

"Wake up?" Senior White turned and smiled.

At this time, Senior White is driving the computer while watching movie and chat group.

The movie is -- fuck, it is The Fast and the Furious series! Song Shuhang really wanted to go up and change the movie to ‘safe driving traffic rules video’ for Senior White.

Some seniors are bubbling in the group.

When Senior White turned over, Song Shuhang just saw Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman asking for help on the screen: "fellow daoist in the group. Who would send me an Chinese language teacher? Okay!"

"Portrait ..." Song Shuhang sprayed as soon as he saw this.

What is a Chinese language teacher?

Senior. Chinese language teacher is human. It ’s not an item, you ca n’t send it by courier ...

wait, Soft Feather and Su Clan's The Sixteenth are sent by courier. Is it possible that in the perception of the seniors in the group, courier can be sent to others?

Dharma King Good Fortune: "What happened to Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans? Why should I send Chinese language teacher?"

Sure enough, the seniors in the group were curious about ‘Why send Chinese language teacher’ instead of ‘Can Chinese language teacher be sent’? The seniors' cognition of courier is indeed problematic!

This problem is too serious, maybe it will kill people.

At this time. Loose Practitioner North River said out loud: "In the memory that I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans. You are on a small island in the world and teach the local savages to read? Did something go wrong in the literacy process of could it be?"

"Well, don't mention it. These savages stayed the same as stupid dog! I finally taught them to memorize the « three-character script », and once they turned, they forgot it again.

It does n’t matter if I pump their palms hard or hang them up.

To this day, these savages are still completely non-standard and often misordered. It's almost two months. The word « begins with ». They often back into: people at birth, grinding tofu! Frosted, I have never taught them so, OK? "Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman collapsed.

As soon as his voice fell, Nine Provinces (1) Group came up with an id.

id named 'I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou' spoke: "woof, woof, seven lives, I ca n’t think you just did n’t hear me, what is stupid like a stupid dog? Bite you! woof, woof!"

Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: "..."

I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: "woof, woof, apologize, apologize to Doudou me and entire worlds and realms' monster dog, otherwise you will be killed!"

Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: "@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, your Doudou is out."

True Monarch Yellow Mountain flashes quickly, but it is also a string of speechless colons: "..."

Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: "Look at your Doudou's name."

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."

Loose Practitioner North River laughs: "@Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, is Doudou in your side?"

Mad Sabre Three Waves: "Doudou'sid, Ha Ha Ha Ha, laugh at me. When did Doudou become Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's master?"

Loose Practitioner North River: "..., Fellow Daoist Three Waves. [Goodbye waving expression]"

Mad Sabre Three Waves: "?"

Mad Sabre Three Waves: "Damn, I directly copied Doudouid to send a message, something went wrong."

The system prompts: [Mad Sabre Three Waves retracted a message]

Three Waves quickly withdrew the first message.

Mad Sabre Three Waves and quickly said: "Senior Yellow Mountain, you also saw it, I was unintentional. Look at the sake that I have unintentionally withdrawn, and withdraw it so fast, forgive me this time?" A acting cute expression is attached.

"Oh." True Monarch Yellow Mountain said: "Late."

[system message Tips: (***) **) Mad Sabre Three Waves already was group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced for 1 hour. ]

It's late, but banned Mad Sabre Three Waves for an hour.

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Venerable White turned his head to look at chat log in the eye group, and nodded with satisfaction: "fellow daoists in the group is still very happy, it's good."

"Are you happy?" Song Shuhang smiled, he felt it was Senior Three Waves constantly seeking death's daily: "wait, senior, lend me the computer."

"Okay." Senior White stood from his chair.

Song Shuhang quickly entered with Senior White's chat account and said, "Doudou, where are you now! Immediately, immediately, bring me back with little monk !!!"

I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: "It scared me shit, I thought Senior White became cyanotic. It turned out to be Shuhang. You are using Senior White's account? zé zé, Shuhang ah, you are too young and naive. -- has you to catch me!"

Next, I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou said: "Senior Apprentice Brother Song, I'm Guoguo. If you don't take hit me until the **** goes out, I can consider going back sooner! But you have to promise the people in the group to swear."

Song Shuhang gritted teeth: "hē hē hē, you two are really good!"

I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: "Catch me, grab me, like Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, there were originally arrested me back!"

Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: "..."

Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: "[sweat expression] [cutter expression]

Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery silently offline.

When Little Monk Guoguo, far away from the sky, saw the two expressions Great Master Fathom Mystery, his face was frightened. -- forgot that Abbot Fathom Mystery was in the group. What should I do? by that time, let alone Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang will be hit until the **** goes out, Great Master Fathom Mystery will definitely beat me until urine and **** goes out!

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Little Friend Shuhang, Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo, I will let someone bring them back. So, let's do this first."

Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain uses group admin permissions, and changed the name of Doudou's first.

Next, the True Monarch's large Silencing Art was launched.

[system message prompt: (***) **) I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog Little Doudou already was group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced for 1 day. ]

Song Shuhang: "..."

The reason why Doudou will become funny fool is True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

The farce caused by Doudou ends with Doudou, Mad Sabre Three Waves and Silenced, and little monk receives a copy of the "face blush" package sent by Great Master Fathom Mystery.

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Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: "Don't talk too far, Doudou will bend the topic. Anyway, who can send me a Chinese language teacher, urgent use! I have no idea about this group of wild people already. Going on, I feel like I'm going to create sin! I'm shaking the sword in my hand now, and already is reaching the limit of patience.

Song Shuhang is busy using Venerable White's account replied: "Remind your predecessors that courier cannot be used to send people. Chinese language teacher is not a cargo and cannot be sent by courier ... it will be dead!"

"Don't care about these details, it really doesn't work. It ’s okay to fly a plane and send a Chinese language teacher! In short, help me solve this problem Aaaah." Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman Apparently already was crashed by those savages.

Dharma King Good Fortune said: "Who has any investment in the school industry? You can send a teacher there. I remember there was a fellow daoist in the group ... it seems to be Drunk Sun? This fellow daoist cultivation's technique is too weird, I ca n’t remember him Full name. Anyway, that's the one. Doesn't he have a few school properties under him? Elementary and junior high all the way to college! "

The named Scholar Drunk Moon silently took the lead: "..."

Scholar Drunk Moon Anyway, his cultivation technique is special, less than Eighth Stage Profound Sage, just unable Manifest Presence In Front Of Human. Then, it is often ignored by the fellow daoist unfathomable mystery in the group.

Unconsciously, he became the number one in 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'.

No matter how he displays his sense of presence, no matter how much he publishes various commentary materials in the group space, no matter how crazy he is chat group, fellow daoists often remembers unfathomable mystery.

Although I know it's my cultivation technique's, I'm a little bit depressed ...

Scholar Drunk Moon: "unable lets you fellow daoist remember my Dao name, I'm really sorry. Hey. I have a few schools in my hand, but now it is summer vacation, the teacher has already been on vacation. Let me help Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans to see, maybe If it is well paid, there will be Chinese language teacher willing to go abroad to teach the savages to learn Chinese ... but, I cannot guarantee success!

"Grateful, Fellow Daoist Drunk Sun!" Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman burst into tears: "great kindness and great virtue, I will never forget it."

Scholar Drunk Moon: "Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans, I'm Drunk Moon, Drunk Moon! Hey ... don't ask forever, don't report, just remember my Dao name!"

Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: "[Shy expression]"

At this time, after thinking about Song Shuhang, use Senior White's account to say: "Senior Seven Lives, I would like to ask, do you teach savages to use 'pinyin'? If you use pinyin, it may be easier to remember a word?"

"Pinyin ... I forgot this." Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman laughed twice, -- can't do anything about it. When he was studying Chinese, he was enlightened by three-character sutras.

Song Shuhang silently for the group of savages silent grief who were drawn palm and amazingly beat ... (To be continued.)

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