Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 274: This is **** riding on your back!
scooter moped goes home with Venerable White and Song Shuhang ...
On the way home, Venerable White still does not use Acceleration Array. ∈♀
In the meantime, Venerable White rides moped just for a while, just experience it.
Second, the journey is short, and there are only six stations of distance in total. There is no need to play drag racing.
Song Mama seems to be going out when returning home, not at home.
Venerable White and Song Shuhang returned to the room.
"I will retrieve Doudou and little monk, and strive to find it by tomorrow." Venerable White began to pack his own phone and took out Shooting Star Sword.
Then he said to Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, you reach out."
Song Shuhang reached out in doubt.
Venerable White stretched his fingers, and -- a little while was carved with spirit power on his wrist. A beautiful hologram Calabash Babies pattern appeared on Song Shuhang wrist.
This pattern looks familiar.
"Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art?" Song Shuhang curiously asked.
"No, this is a positioning coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where in the world you are, I can lock your position as long as it is not shielded by a special method. wait for me will find Doudou and little monk Doudou, then Call to inform you. Then I will send them back using disposable flying sword. "Venerable White explained.
disposable flying sword, send it back? good idea!
"Like!" Song Shuhang gives a thumbs up: "In addition, Senior White, I strongly suggest that the speed of the flying sword returned to little monk should be set to four times the ordinary speed, and the speed of sending the Doudou flying sword to fifty times is not too much! Let They cut their body and feel a stimulating taste! "
"no problem." Venerable White nodded.
"By the way, one more thing would like to ask you a favor." Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.
He then took 'Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant' back. Handed it to Venerable White: "Senior. Can you portray an array on this Broken Tyrant Sabre. Let Broken Tyrant Sabre become invisible status and not let ordinary people see?"
If you want to go to Donghai Holiday Island, make Broken Tyrant Sabre invisible, so you can take it out.
"this is simple." Venerable White said.
He stretched his finger again, engraved on Broken Tyrant Sabre, engraved the formation array and Juling formation, and the anti-recon array.
This way, except for Venerable White and Song Shuhang. Ordinary people cannot see this 'Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant'. Of course, this array is just drawn by Venerable White. As long as it is cultivator, you can still see this Broken Tyrant Sabre's.
"Then, let's go and find Doudou. wait for me." Venerable White said.
It would be best if Doudou can be retrieved by tomorrow ... If already is not early when Doudou is found, it is also doesn't matter, anyway, Senior White sets the coordinates in Song Shuhang body.
by that time, after Song Shuhang arrives at the destination, you can reach beside Song Shuhang with a flying sword according to the coordinates.
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Venerable White stepped on Shooting Star Sword and controlling sword vacated.
There are Senior White to find Doudou them, Song Shuhang has a lot of solidity in mind.
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Dinner.
Song Mama wondered and asked Shuhang: "yí. Shuhang, is your friend with a sweet mouth also gone?"
"Ah. He is going to pick up a friend's disobedient child. It may take a few genius to return." Song Shuhang replied.
"āi yā, it was quite lively before, obviously, so many guests came, and I didn't expect all of them to leave." Song Mama regretfully said, she is more like lively people.
Speaking of it, if it is not too late to open Two Child Policy, she and Song Baba want to regenerate one.
So in the past few years, the most Song Mama tsukkomi is Two Child Policy, she hopes this policy can be opened ten years earlier, maybe she can also add a lovely sister to Song Shuhang.
"hēi hēi, wait a few days, Song Bai will be lively after bringing the child from a friend's house." Song Shuhang drank the soup in the bowl and laughed: "Yes mama, my friend Gao Moumou's is a friend , To invite us to play on a holiday island in the East China Sea, after two days I will be want to set off. It will take about ten days to go back and forth.
Song Mama eyes are lit up: "Are you with the girl named Soft Feather's?"
"Ha Ha Ha, Soft Feather she has other things. But she said that if time is up, she will follow."
Song Baba slowly swallowed rice, quietly asked: "Is there enough money?"
"It's enough. I used to help my predecessors in school and got some compensation." Song Shuhang happily said with a smile, although the way to get compensation is a bit violent.
Song Baba nodded silently.
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China, in the sky, a huge pekingese ... lying on a civil aviation plane heading to Beijing.
Huge pekingese dog hair is also wrapped with a little monk shrunk.
Correct Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo, why are two guys trying to fly the plane --? Because they are out of money. The last bit of money little monk earned last time was replaced by a made in China phablet ...
"Senior Doudou, is it really good for us to flee to Beijing?" Little Monk Guoguo asked worriedly.
As long as he remembers the two [sweat expressions] and [cutter expressions] sent by Abbot Fathom Mystery in Nine Provinces (1) Group, he feels panicked.
The abbot is so angry with the kitchen knife! Does this mean that Abbot Fathom Mystery wants to chop him with a kitchen knife? Even if you don't use a kitchen knife to chop him, I'm afraid you can't escape a meal.
Doudou triumphantly said: "Relax it, don't panic Zhang. With years of This Dog King running away from home's experience, when you were running away from home, the family was very angry. Just like Shuhang now, they will shout to hit you until the **** goes out! But ah, there is a sentence It ’s called humanity! ”
It started to teach its own « running away from home Heart Sutra » to Little Monk Guoguo: "When you running away from home did not go back for a long time, and they can not find you, they will start to panic! by that time, the anger in their hearts will all be 'worried 'Fill in. Then, after I finally found you back, I would spoil you like a baby and give it. "
"Is this really the case?" Little Monk Guoguo asked with a serious look, but looking forward to it.
"Don't worry, I can assure you. Big Idiot Yellow Mountain that's it, every time I running away from home, I look angry. But in the end, ten days to half a month can't find me, so I'm not angry at all, only I ’m worried why I wo n’t go home. After by that time finally found me, I am the grandfather at home, and I will provide anything delicious and delicious! ”Doudou triumphantly said.
-- The only bad thing about this trick is that you can't use it more. After using it more, Tema's Big Idiot Yellow Mountain now looks at it running away from home very lightly, and doesn't worry about it at all. Damn, I want to bite him!
After Little Monk Guoguo was brainwashed by Doudou, my heart settled a lot.
"Will Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang come to us?" little monk asked.
"Sure it will. The character of this old man is definitely looking for us all over the world." Doudou affirmed.
little monk nodded secretly, -- felt warm, and he seemed to understand why Senior Doudou liked running away from home.
"A sneeze, sneeze! yí? Strange, This Dog King suddenly had a bad feeling for hair?" Doudou sneezed on the top of the plane and rubbed his nose with his paw -- Just now, when talking about the phrase "Song Shuhang is estimated to be looking for us in the world," unfathomable mystery emerged a kind of vigilance in his mind. This is a dog's super-sensitive animal intuition!
could it be Shuhang is this really good guy really angry? It is said that good life is really terrible when it gets angry.
As Doudou was thinking, suddenly, the plane underneath jerked up and down violently.
Passengers screamed and the scene was a mess.
This is the flight, the plane suddenly encountered a strong airflow ...
"A sudden strong airflow? Wang ~ No air crash will happen?" Doudou depressedly said -- This Dog King is just a downwind plane.
Nothing ... If something really happens, This Dog King will try to rescue some passengers. With the strength of Doudou's, unable also solves the strong airflow affecting the aircraft, saving a few people at most.
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Fortunately, this strong airflow lasted only a short time.
After returning to peace, the flight attendant began to comfort the frightened passenger.
Passengers also look like they have escaped from the dead. Some people even cried happily.
"safe and sound, also saves This Dog King take action." Doudou put out his tongue and lay down again.
At this time, body's little monk had a sullen face and a sad face.
"Guoguo?" Doudou doubtfully asked.
At the same time, Doudou's keen sense smelled a bad taste ...
"Senior Doudou ... I pulled the crotch!" little monk weakly said.
-- may be because of the three days of treating hemorrhoids for the past few days, every time you need to pierce the treatment device into the small ass? Or is he just a little ill after hemorrhoids have been cured? In short, he felt that his little anus was not too tight these two days.
I was anxious when I escaped this morning. He hasn't come up to the big size yet, and he's a bit easy along the way. Coupled with the plane shaking up and down, he accidentally pulled the crotch.
Doudou: "..."
If you pull the crotch, just pull the crotch. Anyway, little monk is only six years old, and it is reasonable to pull down the crotch occasionally, after all, the age is there.
But the problem is that -- little monk is now lying on body, and it is kept warm by its hair.
This is **** riding on its back!
"Senior Doudou ... I didn't mean it." little monk's serious little face twisted into a twist.
"Stop saying nothing." Doudou sighed heavily: "Let's find a place to deal with your crotch first."
What else can it do? little monk is still small, could it be it has to reprimand each other severely?
After reprimanding, can you still look like little monk crying aggrieved? Then the **** in the crotch has to be dealt with?
After sighing heavily again, Doudou grabbed little monk with his claws and jumped off the plane.
Speaking of ... For Mao Qiao great monster dog, want to fall to the point of changing crotch for disobedient child?
Doudou suddenly began to doubt. Is it wrong to listen to the request of little monk and take him to play the game of running away from home? (To be continued.)