Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 287: Not the most bitter, only the more bitter

"how can it be, just learned my Body Refining cultivation technique in one glance?" Joseph's eyes widened and he was obviously just an awful gorilla. Why has such a strong learning ability!

At this moment, the strong gorilla on the opposite side shook his head and finally ... he even turned his **** at Joseph! They are definitely not the first time to see humans, and they learned a lot of things from human body.

"Crazy, just the easiest warm-up just now!" Joseph gritted his teeth, and then took a deep breath, began to perform «Time is Calling» second move, Shujinghuoxuequan.

Well, this name is Joseph's own brain supplement, in fact it is 'stretching'!

Joseph is upright first, then punch up with both hands, palm forward!

Then, squat down with both hands punching down, palms backwards. When finished, stand up with both hands punching upwards and then with both hands downwards. After punching, the left foot is lunged forward, while both arms are raised from front to side, the fist becomes palm, slightly raise head.

When done, restore the upright. Take a deep breath and breathe out!

The big orangutan stares at looks at Joseph, it scratches its head.

Joseph corner of the mouth's posture of raising -- second move is much more complicated than first move. After all, the gorilla is just an ape, and second move can't learn it?

But at this moment, the giant orangutan flipped back and stood upright, then -- punched his hands upwards, palm forward!

Then, squat down and punch with both hands down ... Finally, the strong orangutan is upright. Take a deep breath and breathe out! Even the action of exhalation is like a model.

It is the same as the first time, perfectly copying all the actions of Joseph's!

After doing it once. The look of the big orangutan was endless.

Suddenly. It waved hard.

behind him. More than fifty gorillas seemed to receive the signal. They began to beat the ground with their hands and feet, and their mouths rhythmically: "sī! sī! sī! sī! sī!"

In this roar, the giant orangutan begins to do a second set of "stretching exercises".

Further, it gets faster!

The roar of more than fifty gorillas behind him is also getting faster and faster.

In the end, the giant orangutan did the second set of "stretching exercises" three times faster than the Joseph.

The gorilla painting style of 3× speed looks like the video Fast Forward ...

After doing it again, the strong orangutan raises his hands.

Behind, more than fifty gorillas cheered in unison ...

The gorilla is spinning like a king. Accept the cheering of the orangutan, lively gorilla.

Finally, it turned around again, lips moved slightly, air jets in the nostrils, and an orangutan version of 'Disdain' expression appeared vividly in front of everyone.

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Behind them, the people surrounded by already completely confused.

They don't know what expression to use to show their inner -- of in chaos. This is 70% fear, 10% depression, 10% surprise plus the final percentage. Ten of confused mixed mood.

Miss Lu Fei gently and cautiously asked: "Sister, is this ... Dancing Dance?"

Elder Sister Lu is silent for a moment: "Should it be a fighting break? Anyway, what kind of gymnastics is this?"

"It's «Time is Calling», I checked it online." Miss Lu Fei replied.

After she saw the video posted by Zhuge Yue on the campus network. I went online to check which set of radio calisthenics was made by Joseph. After comparison, it was determined to be «Time is Calling».

yí, remembering Zhuge Yue, Lu Fei immediately searched carefully in the search for --. Sure enough, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang are not in the crowd!

There are also Song Shuhang, Tubo, Gao Moumou and his girlfriend Buzhu, and they are not in the crowd.

Lu Fei thought back. Before the plane crashed, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were going to the cabin to see the situation of Song Shuhang's.

It seems that several of them were separated with the aircraft head and the big team.

"Time is Calling? This is the original set ... how many sessions does this set of gymnastics have?" Elder Sister Lu asked.

Lu Fei meditated in his heart and replied: "A total of ten verses."

"Are there only ten knots ..." Elder Sister Lu looked around.

The surrounding circle of more than fifty gorillas is as firm as a bucket. Unless there are wings to fly out, there is no room to escape.

In this way, after the foreign uncle has finished ten sessions of gymnastics, it is time for the gorilla to finish gymnastics with him, right?

You have to think of a way! Before the uncle Joseph finished ten sessions of gymnastics, he tried to escape.

Elder Sister Lu tries to calm himself down.

Joseph already started her fifth chest expansion exercise when she was turning her brain crazy.

Because the strong gorilla is using the ‘gymnastic acceleration’ skill, Joseph is fighting in one breath and has begun to speed up gymnastics. Therefore, the fifth quarter was achieved in an instant.

Elder Sister Lu scratched her hair in distress: "Abominable, in the face of absolute strength advantage, no plan can come in handy."

No, let's go on like this. Uncle Joseph's ten quarters radio calisthenics will soon be finished!

At least try to find a way and delay for a while, so come up with an idea to get out!

At this time, Lu Fei on one side suddenly yelled to the more than 20 surviving passengers and shouted, "Excuse me, does anyone dance hip-hop or anything?"

"Hip-hop?" The passengers froze first, then their eyes brightened!

Yes, this group of gorillas seems to be very good at it, and they like to imitate human movements. -- can see this from the Gorilla Club and Joseph's "fighting exercises."

This way, maybe going up and down the street dance or something can also attract the interest of gorillas.

And ... Some of the movements of the street dance have a high degree of difficulty, and it is difficult for the gorilla to imitate those movements. There may even be some actions that may cause chaos in the gorilla and create a chance for everyone to escape!

"I will!" At this moment, a voice sounded.

The crowd quickly looked at voice ... As a result, they saw the uncle Heir a proud face tied up: "I'm a hip-hop master!"

Well, maybe Uncle Black is very good at hip-hop.

But you're useless now even as a hip-hop overlord. You are all tied into rice dumplings. A gorilla was also holding the other side of the strong rope. No one dares to go up and untie you!

"cough cough, why not let me try." A slightly fat man stood up, said with a bitter smile: "I also learned hip-hop when I was young."

But then ... After he joined the job, he never went out to skip hip-hop. Because he has a family, to feed the family, he can no longer be as mad as a young man.

The once dexterous body gradually became blessed due to work, the standard of hip-hop. I do n’t know how rusty ...

"Brother brother keep it up!" At this time, the moe moe's young Shota encouraged the slightly fat man.

slightly fat man takes a deep breath, gritted his teeth, gave himself courage, and walked behind Joseph.

Just after Joseph finished ten sessions of radio calisthenics, he went up to take over and danced a few street dances to see if it could arouse the interest of gorillas and imitate dancing.

It would be best if it could arouse the interest of gorillas, if not ... it doesn't matter.

"I don't know my current body. What actions can I take?" slightly fat man secretly said in heart, he secretly began to move his body.

Maybe. This will be the last dance in his life.

I can use the street dance I once liked as the end of my life ... maybe, it is also a not bad's ending.

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After a few minutes.

Joseph completed «Time is Calling»'s final section 'Finishing Movement' at nearly eight times the speed.

He is speeding up his life, and both hands are dancing afterimage.

Unfortunately, he has been doing exercises 30 times a day for more than a month in order to turn this «Time is Calling» into an instinct and to achieve such a fast speed.

The gorilla on the other side stayed seriously, looks at Joseph finished this set of actions. Eight times the speed, if it is not taken seriously, it will miss a few beats.

After finishing Joseph, he stared pantingly at the gorilla, silent.

After watching the big gorilla, he thought for a while.

Then it stood up to -- shuā shuā shuā! It finished the tidying movement at ten times the speed.

10× speed After completing the "Finishing Campaign", the giant orangutans continued to welcome the cheering of the orangutans like a star.

Joseph sighed secretly.

"master, I tried my best." Joseph said.

It's a pity that he hasn't developed his sense of qi and hasn't become a real martial arts master ... It's a pity.

"Brother, well done. I'll take over next." At this moment, the slightly fat man behind came forward silently and patted the Joseph's shoulder.

Joseph looked at the slightly fat man in doubt.

slightly fat The man stepped forward, facing the gorillas, he reached out and made a provocative gesture of fighting dance.

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The big gorilla looked at Joseph on the side in doubt, and looked at the slightly fat man in doubt.

At this time, slightly fat men began to dance hip-hop.

He is dancing with his life. This may be the last dance in life, and all kinds of movements that he didn't dare to do before, this time he was played by his super level!

slightly fat Men feel that this dance is undoubtedly the best dance in life.

behind him, the surviving people cheered, and the cheering was affirmation of his dance.

At this time, the giant orangutan tilted his head, and the doubt on his face grew stronger.

After a while, it scratched its head.

Then he patted a gorilla that was slightly shorter than the same but also very strong.

The short gorilla came forward.

It rushed to the slightly fat man who was still dancing!

Then ... it stuns the dancing slightly fat man in one hit.

Remove the rope and tie him up skillfully ...

The cheering of the crowd was suddenly cut off, and people were stunned ... for a long time unspeakable.

Hip-hop, unable's curious imitation of gorillas?

Why radio calisthenics can cause orangutans' curiosity, why?

The stout gorilla dragged the slightly fat man back into the herd.

Then the big orangutan in front raised his hands, and then patted his chest with his fist. His eyes fixed on Joseph.

battle intent!

"Are you desperate only?" Joseph secretly thought.

Then he yelled and bolded himself. He rushed to the strong orangutan without hesitation ...

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On the other side.

Wenzhou City, White Whale Road, Song Shuhang's family.

Mr. Li's house next door suddenly moved to air yesterday. It is said that a large amount of money opened a house that was rejected by unable and was bought by her.

The big one can't wait to move in today.

Daoist Cloud Mist hummed the song, carrying some small gifts in his hand, walked towards Song Shuhang's family.

He rings the doorbell of Song Shuhang's family.

Soon, Song Mama came down and opened the door.

"Hello, find who ah? yí? Is it you?" Song Mama looked at Daoist Cloud Mist and called out. This is not the seriously injured patient that Song Shuhang picked up the other day.

Later, the patient ran overnight, and by the way wrapped a sheet from her house!

"Hello sister, Correct me, my name is Li Yun." Daoist Cloud Mist smiled broadly: "Thanks to the help of the little brother Shuhang the other day, my injury recovered quickly. This time I Come to the door to thank. In addition, I recently bought a house nearby, starting from today, we are neighbors. "

By the way, Daoist Cloud Mist enthusiastically handed out a small exquisite gift.

Song Mama received a small gift, and then saw Daoist Cloud Mist's thick smile -- immediately impressed him.

"It's good to be here, what gifts do you give! Fast Forward come and sit." Song Mama laughed.

"Then I'll drink the water from don't mention it." Daoist Cloud Mist continued to sneer. What did he come to map? The picture is the Way Grasping Stone that enters Song Shuhang's family and freeload it Song Shuhang body, which is better than the current Fifth Stage minor realm!

After entering the house, Daoist Cloud Mist did not see Shuhang.

He asked with a smile, "yí, Little Friend Shuhang not at home?"

"oh, he went out with his dormitory friends early this morning. It is said that he will go abroad to a holiday island to play, the young man that's it, can't rest during the summer vacation, always thinking about going out to play." Song Mama Coming up with tea, said with a smile.

Going to play ... and still go abroad to play? !!

Do you want to be so coincident!

Daoist Cloud Mist is stupid.

Fortunately, what he said is also the cultivator that has lived for hundreds of years, although half of his life is sealed. But he is very experienced in adapting.

When Song Mama didn't realize that he was in a daze, his already continued to smile broadly: "Then when will he come back? I haven't come to thank him in person in the hurry of the last trip."

"Seven days or seven days at least, ten days to half a month at most." Song Mama replied casually, Song Shuhang said about a seven-day vacation, but in case of the Miss Soft Feather, maybe it will take a long time Well!

Daoist Cloud Mist corner of the mouth twitches.

damn, he visited dozens of houses these days and nights, committing forty or fifty large-scale stealing cases, managed to save a sum of money, and couldn't wait to buy a house near Song Shuhang's family, --. He was so exhausted. Live, what is it?

The picture is Song Shuhang's Way Grasping Stone one day earlier!

But now, Daoist Cloud Mist feels like it won't be loved anymore. (To be continued.)

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