Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 38: cultivator’s sliding door method
The night of June 4.
Song Shuhang insomnia, I can't sleep at all.
Maybe I can see the ‘Medicine Master’ predecessors in the group tomorrow, and then learn the basics of meditation method and body refining sword technique, and why Hundred Days Foundation Building, so excited?
Or because of Body Tempering Liquid's, his body is strengthened, and the need for sleep is not the same as before. So unable goes to sleep?
In short, he can't sleep.
Three roommates went to bed early as already hū hū, but he turned around.
Close your eyes and your brain is awake.
I felt like already closed my eyes for a long time. I turned on the phone and saw it, but it took less than five minutes.
"I can't live this day." Song Shuhang sighed.
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On June 5th, it was fine with the high temperature still.
Without sleeplessness, Song Shuhang is inevitable. This fatigue does not come from physical body. In fact, he didn't feel any sleepiness overnight.
It's just an ordinary person's life for eighteen years. After making him sleepless all night, he feels a bit mentally deprived.
There are four lessons in the morning, and Song Shuhang brings a mobile phone. This time he remembered to fully charge the battery, lest by that time Medicine Master could not contact him.
In his expectations, the first two lessons passed quickly -- Medicine Master but he never contacted him.
Waiting with anticipation is the most tormenting. indescribable Song Shuhang is the mood at this time.
The third class is college English.
Professor Smith already rushed ahead with a cane during the break.
This meticulous old man definitely doesn't allow students to be late, and he doesn't allow himself to be late either. He is a strict and strict person.
It is said that he was bitten by his pet dog three days ago and was hospitalized. As soon as he was discharged from hospital last night, he sent the pet dog to a stew in a dog butcher shop.
This is the deeper the love, the more painful the injury, so unable tolerates betrayal of pet dogs?
Song Shuhang looks at, a meticulous old man with combed hair, apologizes in his heart.
According to Soft Feather, her already paid some compensation to the poor Professor Renshui and Professor Smith afterwards, and did not ask what compensation Song Shuhang did.
"It's a pity that Professor Smith was discharged. I thought he would stay in the hospital for a longer time." Tubo felt scalp after seeing Professor Smith.
His English scores are not very good. In addition, Professor Smith's old-fashioned personality is a type he is not good at.
Tubo inquired: "I want to move the position, move it later, Shuhang you?"
"Similarly, I also change positions." Li Yangde silently nodded said.
Unlike the English academic dregs, which is Tubo, his English scores are outstanding, and the main points of the knowledge taught in the classroom are as early as already. Therefore, in the English course, he can hide to the end and think about the program he is writing.
"I'm going to accompany Ya Yi, and I'm also going to shift positions." The last roommate, Gao Moumou, pushed his glasses and laughed.
Gao Moumou surname Gao, Moumou. He is the same as Tubo, and their names belong to a name no parents should have chosen, and he is very resentful of his name.
Nothing special. When he was a kid, he stole his family's hukou, Benben Police Station and wanted to change his name. Unfortunately, he was equally unsuccessful. Because he is still called Gao Moumou.
He paid the same price as Tubo, even worse than Tubo.
Because Tubo paid only baba for men's singles. Gao Moumou was a mixed doubles for parents and men. When he hit, he cried and shouted, and unable got out of bed the next day.
The Ya Yi in his mouth is his girlfriend, a petite girl with only 1.43 metre, very cute. I just do n’t know how to get started with Gao Moumou? That girl looks like simply like a junior high school student, or even a primary school student. Except for lo*ic*n, it is really difficult for normal men to have sexual interest in such appearance girls, right?
This guy is actually lo*ic*n, so he will find a legal loli girlfriend.
"No, don't you all shift positions?" Song Shuhang sighed, and began to organize her textbooks, ready to accompany her roommates.
At this time, Tubo grinned and held down Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, you still have to be a good student to listen carefully to the class."
"?" Song Shuhang wondered, did not understand the meaning of Tubo.
"Seize the opportunity, haven't you always said that you want to make a girlfriend at the university?" Li Yangde whispered softly in the ear of Shuhang, and raised his eyebrows badly, a look you know.
"no need to thank us, please call us Living Lei Feng." Gao Moumou coolly said.
After that, three roommates leave one after another.
Leave Song Shuhang unfathomable mystery.
For a while, Song Shuhang turned his head to look at his side, and he couldn't stop laughing and crying.
at his side, the girl of well-developed body is only one seat away from him. When she saw Shuhang looking at her, she both eyes curled up, showing a sweet smile.
The three guys must be misunderstanding, right?
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On the other side, three roommates already squeezed to the end of the classroom.
Tubo wiped the sweat from his forehead: "It ’s a dog, why is it so hot? It was cool just now?"
"You won't find it until now?" At this moment, Gao Moumou pushed his eyes and named Detective Conan and said, "Because we are leaving Song Shuhang now."
"This matter has something to do with Shuhang? Can he control the climate?" Tubo fanned the book tsukkomi.
Gao Moumou profound and unfathomable: "Of course he can't control the climate. However, although he doesn't know what's going on, the Shuhang guy body seems to be emitting cool air, like simply human air conditioner. I almost want to doubt whether he is carrying a big ice cube with him. "
"You say that, it seems to be true. In addition, do you think that Shuhang has turned a lot whiter? It didn't seem so white yesterday morning, right? The three of us went out looking for a house for a long time and he turned white. A lot? "Li Yangde put together his own tablet, calmly said.
"Yangde, don't you think of gay? You even notice that the skin of Shuhang turns white?" Tubo said in a strange tone.
"Tubo." Li Yangde corner of the mouth goes up, saying: "Do you want to hide the" learning videos "in your computer F drive and the contents of the five virtual disk?"
"Yangde brother, I was wrong." Tubo immediately knelt down, but it was his baby who was a little bit high in high school for three years. In other words ... F drive is also just forget about it, he has five virtual disk things. Why is Yangde clear? It ’s a dog, is there any **? program Uncles ca n’t mess with me.
"I wonder, what kind of whitening cream did this kid use? As for the reason for using cosmetics ... probably because of love?" Gao Moumou continued profound and unfathomable, pointing at Song Shuhang and Younger Sister Lu Fei: "I bet a hundred ... hair! Something must have happened between them. I paid attention to already. Miss Lu Fei will find the opportunity to sit next to Song Shuhang in all classes yesterday. "
"Sure enough, giving them two points private dimension is a very correct choice."
"When things come to pass, Shuhang must invite us to rub."
Three roommates nodded secretly, and they made Living Lei Feng and deeply hide the achievement and fame a sense of achievement.
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Unfortunately, ideals are full, but reality is skinny.
Song Shuhang has no idea of having a relationship with her sister at all. He always pays attention to his mobile phone, and he hopes middle stage will arrive when ‘Medicine Master’ arrives.
My head is full of cultivation, basic meditation technique and Hundred Days Foundation Building.
On the podium, Professor Smith wrote a series of words on the blackboard. Perhaps because of his age, he likes to use the original blackboard, although there are various high-tech teaching aids in the classroom.
The classroom is silent. Even if you don't like his class in Smith's class, just sleep on your stomach. He doesn't force everyone to listen carefully. But if you dare to make noises to disturb his course, don't want credits for this semester.
Since you are willing to come to class during college, it means you need these credits. No one can't get over their credits, and it's a big deal to sleep on their stomachs.
kā chā! pēng pēng!
Continuous squeaks ring suddenly, especially in quiet classrooms.
Everyone's eyes turned to the source of the abnormal sound -- is the door to the classroom.
I saw that the originally locked door lock seemed to be under heavy pressure, and the screw on the door lock burst out from the wooden door.
Ka's a sound, the door lock exploded.
Just like when open city gate is bombarded with a siege hammer outside, the entire lock pops out. Very exaggerated!