Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 503: No, Shuhang is about to blow up!


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little monk took a step forward, and both eyes stared straight at both eyes of pitbull: "Shut up! stupid dog! If you scream again ... the little monk is about to perform Anger of Vajrapani!"

Unfortunately, dogs don't understand human words, so big dog is even more cheerful: "woof, woof, woof, woof." His expression also became more stubborn.

Professor Smith hurriedly pulled the dog rope, for fear that this stupid dog would go out and bite the child. At the same time, the professor was preparing to speak and let Song Shuhang take the two children away.

But the professor has n’t come to speak yet, but saw little monk took a deep breath, and yelled at pitbull: "woof, woof, woof, woof!"

"woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" pitbull shows no weakness.

little monk coldly said: "woof, woof! woof, woof, woof! woof, woof, woof!" During the roar, little monk forced the whole ice cream into his mouth, and he was serious.

pitbull also shouted earnestly: "woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" If it wasn't for its master, but the seemingly dry old English man had a brute force, it would have pounced on the little monk.

little monk has murderous aura in the eyes.

Then he used [Eye Acupoint talent], Roar: “Woof!”

pitbull still wanted to fight back the roar again, but suddenly, pitbull saw a terrible scene.

That's a very cruel picture.

A full hundred big cats of various colors. If it is just an ordinary big cat, even if there are two hundred more, pitbull said that he would not worry about it.

But the size of these cats is a bit too large. The one that is more than two meters long, with the same shape as a tiger, creature, is it really a cat?

And what's ahead, a cauldron? Inside, there was a very fragrant sauce, and then one by one, which was exactly the same as pitbull, was peeled off and thrown into the cauldron.

Evil dog hot pot!

At this moment, the big cats pounced like wolf-like tigers, but this is really like a wolf-like tiger. Every big cat is as big as a tiger.

It's scary.

pitbull's eyes are going to be blind. In fact, when he saw pitbull of one by one being thrown into the hot pot, his body began to tremble slightly.

This is, hell!

...

...

In the opinion of Professor Smith. The pitbull, originally fierce, bare fangs and brandish claws, suddenly froze in his hands.

"wū wū wū." pitbull, known as the Mastiff, whipped twice, and flinched as if it was kicked. It was lying on the ground like this. shivering up.

[hat? what happened? Did I miss any plot just now? ] The professor felt that his brain couldn't react all of a sudden. Why did his mastiff suddenly quit?

Or, like this little monk, when encountering a mastiff, ‘woof, woof, woof’ who is crazy about them is the best recipe to overcome the mastiff?

Would you like to find a mastiff next time?

Eh, it's gone. In case you can't overwhelm the Mastiff in momentum, you will be unlucky if you are bitten by the Mastiff.

"Sorry Professor Smith, the child is not sensible. What about Ha Ha Ha, professor, you continue to walk, I will take two little guys home first." Song Shuhang embarrassedly said. At the end, he thought of another thing: "Yes, professor. If if have some time ... would take me to see how the crew did the shooting movie?"

He is also the person who prepares shooting movies. At least let him know how movie crew makes movies and let him know.

"no problem, by that time, I would like to say hello to my old friend. When he arrives at Niu Ding Mountain shooting, you can come to Niu Ding Mountain and come directly." Professor Smith said with a smile: "But be careful not to disturb the crew shooting." >

"no problem, thank you professor!" Song Shuhang thanked.

The two sides said goodbye.

Song Shuhang left with Li Yinzhu and little monk.

But Professor Smith's walk plan is over ... his mixed breed pitbull, still lying on the ground shivering. little monk and Song Shuhang have gone a long way, but the mixed-race pitbull is still shaking.

Professor Smith squeezed his chin: "The Mastiff is also totally unreliable. Sure enough, it would be better to switch to a powerful pekingese? That ’s cute, and the fighting power is strong."

Yes. Sure enough, I'll change it after I go back this time. oh ~ Lovely little pekingese

Professor Smith pulled the reins hard, and half-trailed and half-trailed the mixed-blooded pitbull. After he was bitten by a dog, a female student sent some strange medicine over.

To Professor Smith himself, he was very surprised that he was very happy to send his female student his "medicine" to eat, and he was not afraid of poisoning.

I don't know if it's my delusion. Since taking the medicine ... his physical fitness has become particularly strong.

When he first bought shepherd, he felt that his power had become a lot stronger, so he chose a dog of the large size shepherd. This time, dragging pitbull also felt very relaxed.

However, he was concerned that the female student had never seen him again.

"Forget it, don't think about it. Or get ready to contact the pet house and order a powerful pekingese." Professor Smith muttered.

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On July 6, a whole day, I was walking around the city with two children in Song Shuhang.

I also accompanied Song Mama to several relatives in the afternoon to send warmth.

In the evening ... Song Shuhang felt tired and rushing up.

Although it is very leisurely today, I still feel tired

After walking around for a whole day, I feel a bit overwhelmed.

Sure enough, take little monk and Li Yinzhu to a bookstore and squat tomorrow. If you squat for an afternoon of freeloading books, you will not feel tired! Song Shuhang thinks so.

Late at night, the Song Shuhang family fell asleep.

There are enough empty rooms in his house, little monk and Li Yinzhu each have one room.

Only Yu Jiaojiao, staying with Song Shuhang. After all, impossible arranged a room for Yu Jiaojiao, Ha Ha.

Tonight, Song Shuhang had another dream.

Not 'Entering Dream'.

Although the talents of 'Entering Dream' often come unsuspectingly in the recent period ... But after all, 'Entering Dream' is not required every day.

Song Shuhang was just a dream of eating.

Maybe it's excessive energy consumption during the day. I ate two bowls of rice at night and I was full. But when I slept in the middle of the night, the powerful gastrointestinal function of Song Shuhang was fully launched, and all the food I ate was turned into energy.

can't do anything about it, great accomplishment-level « Whale Swallowing Art » is so handsome.

« Whale Swallowing Art » is originally a wonderful work that greatly strengthens the mouth and gastrointestinal digestion. The person who invented it is undoubtedly a Cultivator World's Wizard! Even spirit beast crystals can digest even the residue. Not to mention ridiculous spirit rice and ordinary people's food.

The not long, « Whale Swallowing Art » strengthened stomach is almost effective after Song Shuhang lies on the bed.

"So hungry, so hungry."

This idea started to flood the Song Shuhang's brain.

Everyone knows. Dreams sometimes change to transform into to satisfy the owner's dreams because of people's strong 'cravings'.

For example, when a person sleeps and wants to pee very much, when he dreams, 8 or 9 out of 10 will dream of going to the toilet by himself. What's more terrifying is that when I dreamed of going to the toilet ... After I started urinating, I couldn't stop peeing. There is a feeling of **** to the old days, end of the world's. And the more you urinate, the stronger your urination is. This kind of dreaming of "non-continuous urine" is also the culprit of many children's bedwetting.

Similarly, when a person is hungry, he will dream of eating, and it is delicious of various sorts and varieties.

Even all kinds of delicious in dream will appear, big fish, big meat, Buddha jumping off the wall, immortal delicacy. Even the things that people can think of and can't think of, all the deliciousness will appear.

It is a principle to keep urinating ... People in dreams will always have the possibility of 'fullness' in unable.

The deliciousness of various sorts and varieties is not enough.

The harder I eat. But the more I feel hungry.

Song Shuhang is like this at this time.

Roasted whole lamb, tender steak, whole pot of spirit rice rice, big fist shrimp, 100 kinds of China food. various sorts and varieties's ingredient, some are even limited to legendary and fantasy food.

He is desperately eating and eating, but he does n’t feel a bit full, but he feels more and more hungry. Song Shuhang feels that its gastric juice is melting its stomach.

so painful, whatever you like, give it something to eat, even plain brown bread.

When thinking about it that way, Song Shuhang found that there was really a little more in his mouth. It should be that he had consciousness in his hand and grabbed something edible.

It's a hard thing, and it bites a little bit.

But no problem. No matter how hard it is, as long as it is « Whale Swallowing Art », it can be bitten and eaten, and it will be digested.

« Whale Swallowing Art » starts!

Bite it, no matter what it is. Got into my mouth, still want to escape?

Stupid thing, crush it under my steel-like teeth!

kā bā ~ That thing was bitten.

"It smells of mutton, it tastes very nice." Song Shuhang thought so.

This mutton-like, very hard thing was swallowed by him.

Good stuff. When swallowed in the abdomen, I feel that the stomach is full of energy at once, full of satiate. No longer hungry.

Manchu-Han imperial feast's dream also disappeared completely.

It's so happy.

Sometimes, after starving to extreme, a piece of black bread is happiness.

Sometimes humans are so easy to satisfy creature.

It's just ... don't know why. After swallowing this lamb-flavored thing, Shuhang felt something wrong.

Some species in Dantian rose to extreme speed ... No, it is rising.

Then the feeling of fullness passed from Dantian to the whole body.

It feels like the whole person is going to explode.

[No! ]

Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a terrible possibility.

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