Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 729: It’s so ugly, change another!
The original artificer was trying to make a shoe with the function of sword controlling art, which can be used to control the flight of shoes. But in the end, he failed, and only got sword controlling art's super weakened version, which became ‘shoe-shoeing’.
In fact, many similar experiments have been done with cultivator. Mastering 'Controlling Sword Flight, sword controlling art, and flying technique' before Fourth Stage realm is a lot of cultivator's dream -- Great Master Fathom Mystery invented the semi-finished product of 'sword controlling art', and Medicine Master invented '蛊' which turns people into hot air balloons.
After listening to the introduction of Song Shuhang, I feel that Face Slapping Slipper is really interesting: "Shop, how do you sell this Face Slapping Slipper?"
"If you like fellow daoist, I will give you this shoe at the purchase price, five Third Stage spirit stone." Boss mother smiled brightly.
More expensive than Sixteen's shoes with 'Floating Art'?
But within the acceptable range of Shuhang: "Well, then I want it."
Boss Nimali wrapped the slippers -- for Song Shuhang. The finished slippers are also a pair. However, the slipper on the left leg is just an ordinary slipper that is relatively sturdy and durable. Only the right foot is Face Slapping Slipper.
Shuhang and The Sixteenth leave the store with satisfaction.
When leaving the shop, Song Shuhang turns around and looks around.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked: "What are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for the Fellow Daoist Su Wenqu who just beat us down." Song Shuhang lightly smiled, and the attitude of the female store manager just now became obvious.
Song Shuhang and Su Clan's The Sixteenth did not take the shop with ‘Venerable White’. Suddenly, the female store manager's attitude changed drastically, and she must have received a fellow daoist's 'secret voice transmission'.
Combining the identity of Fellow Daoist Su Wenqu [the son of True Monarch Eternal Fire] ... to the store manager voice transmission's, 8 or 9 out of 10 is him.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth also smiled and nodded, understanding.
But after looking around, Song Shuhang did not find Sabre Carrying Scholar.
"Well, let's continue to visit us." Song Shuhang said.
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After an hour.
Song Shuhang and Su Clan's The Sixteenth finished shopping at the shop they wanted to visit.
At this time, the two were resting on chairs in the square.
The thirteen tall Tribulation Immortal statue tower in the center of the square. When Song Shuhang saw these statues, he felt a little shadow in his heart.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth stretched out, saying, "about the same is over, is n’t it? Are we going back to film?"
"It should be about the same, I'll contact Fairy Lychee and Senior White, see if you want to go back." Song Shuhang replied.
Later, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to make a call to Venerable White. -- hoped that Senior White already finished had the activity of 'GrabFlyingSword'.
he took out his cell phone, swipe to unlock ... At this moment, the corner of his eye suddenly saw a bright red light flash on ‘Thirteen Tribulation Immortals Statues’.
With the draw of Song Shuhang corner of the mouth, a bad feeling came to my heart.
Everyone who has read Infinite Stream novels knows that some of the main character of -- Infinite Stream novels can return to daily life after completing their tasks. When wait starts a mission, it will be caught in infinite space.
[I will not be arrested again, continue the new test, right? ] Song Shuhang secretly said in heart.
If you really want to get him into the exam again, then completely crazy and ridiculous! Because distance last silently wrote « Holy Man Moral Cultivation Code », it took more than an hour.
probably not is so hardworking?
When he was thinking about it, suddenly ... his eyes were dark.
Beep on Doudou, really come again!
...
...
Song Shuhang's's body refreshed and turned to Su Clan's The Sixteenth. His consciousness was pulled into a huge, black square space.
In the square, the statue of Ruism Holy Man's Disciples Head of Thirteen Tribulation Immortals 'Daozi' exudes the light of slightly weak's.
This time ... what else to test?
He turned his head and looked around, and then his liver groaned --, the only one who was pulled into the space this time.
Su Wenqu has seven other Ruism disciples who have not been drawn into this space!
Pills, if you take another test this time, you are dead.
"yō, Little Friend Shuhang, we meet again." At this time, the familiar voice came from the air.
Song Shuhang turned his head and saw that 'Senior White Two' was floating above him, yawning. This time, his body's clothes directly became a 'sleeping bag', and the whole person shrank into the sleeping bag, exposing only the eyes and nose.
Song Shuhang saw Senior White Two with a delight in his eyes: "Senior White, you are still." -- is great, the most powerful cheater Senior White Two is still there, so no matter what exam, he is not afraid.
"Well, I've been there." Senior White Two said: "Then, I just slept in this space just awake after I was full, and then I felt a little bored, so I passed this 'Tribulation Immortal statue' Connection with you, will pull you into this space to accompany me. "
Song Shuhang: "..."
The feeling of "joy" in his heart suddenly sinks into Eighteen Levels of Hell -- and the culprit who pulls him into this space is Senior White Two!
Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile: "Senior White, why are you looking for me?"
"Well, I remember that I have something to notify you. It's a very important thing. But I just slept a bit earlier, I slept too well, could not remember." Senior White Two looked confused.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Well, don't look at me with such a dismay, you must know that I am an old man. I do n’t know how many years I have lived. Is it normal for people to lose their memory as they age?" Senior White Two speak forcefully and with justice said.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Then Senior White, what do you want to remember the important things?" It's the best way to get this Senior White and leave this space. Therefore, try to cooperate with Senior White Two.
"I really can't remember it. Or, tell me a joke? Maybe when I am happy, I think of important things?" Senior White Two said, pinching his chin.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Senior White Two: "Why, you won't tell jokes?"
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Speaking, you let me think about it!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you." Senior White Two changed to a comfortable position in the sleeping bag.
Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lighted up: "I think of a funny stalk. [Girl, smile to Grandpa? No, how about Grandpa smile to you? hēi hēi hēi?] Ha Ha Ha ~~"
Senior White Two eyes widened.
"How about this joke, not bad?" Song Shuhang said.
Senior White Two nodded earnestly and said, "Well, very nice, this is a great joke. Then I remembered a little bit of --. I wanted to inform you about something, and it has something to do with your life safety. But, Because of your joke, I was so shocked that I couldn't remember the specific content of that thing. So, are you ready to die, Little Friend Song Shuhang? "
"Ha?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened: "Is it related to my life safety?"
"Yes, it is not only about your life and death, but also the life and safety of your side companions." Senior White Two earnestly said.
"Senior White, I was wrong. I shouldn't tell such a bad joke. Otherwise, I'll tell you another joke?" Song Shuhang quickly tried to make up for it.
"Late," Senior White Two said.
"Senior White, the so-called Three Strikes Law ah, you have to give me at least two opportunities." Song Shuhang said.
He feels that this Senior White Two was not kidding just now. He really has a notice ‘relevant to the safety of his life’. He wants to tell him.
"Three Strikes Law? It makes a little sense." Senior White Two again extend the hand from the sleeping bag, pinching his chin: "Well, I give you a chance. Didn't you just say that you want to laugh at me? Then you laugh at me One, as long as your smile is satisfying me, I might think of 'forgotten things.'
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Why not even laughing?" Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang gave a smile.
"It doesn't look good, it's too stiff. Change it and change to evil charm with a smile." Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches and squeezes out an evil charm smile.
"Ugly, laugh with laughter," Senior White Two said again.
Song Shuhang breaths deeply: "Ha Ha Ha Ha."
"voice is too ugly, it's replaced with a smirk," Senior White Two continued.
Song Shuhang showed the teeth, trying to make the face laugh.
"scared me to death, it's terrible to laugh at. warm heart laughed." Senior White Two patted his chest.
Song Shuhang rubs his face and reveals a mild smile.
"Well, this smile is not bad. But it's not interesting, it's not as good as my smile." Senior White Two dismissed.
Song Shuhang: "..." -- is too bullying, in this world, can find a few attractiveness index to compete with you!
"Another change, another girl laughs, the kind of gē gē gē." Senior White Two continued.
Song Shuhang immediately refused: "Back to Senior White, that's the cry of a chicken."
"What about yīng yīng yīng?" Senior White Two said.
"What a grin!" Song Shuhang could not help but tsukkomi said.
"you are really boring ... Okay, the last one, laugh!" Senior White Two erected a finger road.
It's easy to laugh. Song Shuhang now wants to laugh when it sees Senior White Two. This is a true performance.
"I'm going, your grin is so terrible. I'm scared to sleep for three days." Senior White Two exaggerated.
As soon as his voice fell, Song Shuhang's smiled more and more.
"Stop, you can. I'm very satisfied!" Senior White Two waved his hand: "Looking at your smile so hard, I'll tell you the interesting news -- Your current location is near Ruism Myriad Books Mountain Right? According to my information, there will be a Ruism triennial event? "
Song Shuhang nodded.
"So, are you ready for the Nine Serenities' crazy attack." Senior White Two said with a smile.