Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 774: So Shuhang, tell a joke?
I lay a big nap, although Liquid Metal Ball vocally said, as long as Senior Whiteto dare to come, give him a good look. Only a ruler is left in this Nine Serenities World.
But it was completely unexpected, Senior Whiteto will appear in front of it so directly.
"How did you appear here!"
"yō, aren't you calling me? So I'm here." Senior Whiteto laughed, and between words, his gaze was looking at the Evil Lotus.
This Evil Lotus already has begun to evolve and has entered a stage of complete maturity.
From this strain of Evil Lotus, Senior Whiteto senses a kind of space power ... This is a kind of space force that can open up a minor world's in 'World of the Nine Serenities'.
Senior Whiteto is Nine Serenities World's ruler. Anything that belongs to 'World of the Nine Serenities', he can see the ins and outs of this thing at a glance. Before, because Liquid Metal Ball's blocked by 'Nine Serenities Ruler', Senior Whiteto didn't look very real. But now, when he saw the Evil Lotus strain with his own eyes, the role of Evil Lotus could not be hidden from him. In the eyes of ruler's, there is no secret.
"You want to stop me?" Liquid Metal Ball gritted his teeth.
"Ha Ha Ha, what do you say?" Senior Whiteto laughed, and while talking, he raised the black sword in his hand and aimed at this Evil Lotus to cut it off: "Borrow your previous a single sentence: as long as you want to do I ’m particularly interested in stopping things! "
Senior Whiteto has a sword. He is Nine Serenities World's ‘ruler’. He can mobilize the entire Nine Serenities World's power with a single sword.
Liquid Metal Ball gritted his teeth, flashed in front of Senior Whiteto. Its body turns into an steel shield, blocking the sword of Senior Whiteto: "It's useless, in this Nine Serenities World, although I can't help you, you can't even think about me!"
It is not the first time that it has fought with Senior Whiteto in Nine Serenities World. Both sides are 'Nine Serenities World ruler'. Here they are both of the same strength and the same power. What Senior Whiteto can do, Liquid Metal Ball can also do it, both sides can't help each other.
If Liquid Metal Ball makes every effort to protect ‘Evil Lotus’, Senior Whiteto will be difficult to destroy ‘Evil Lotus’.
"I can't help you, but ... I will attack you, and I will lose it for a long time. I will continue to attack, and you will eventually lose it." Senior Whiteto said, the next moment, his figure broke the space limit, It appeared on the right side of 'Evil Lotus' for a moment, and several sword qis were thrown towards 'Evil Lotus'.
Liquid Metal Ball clenched his teeth, his body also followed the teleportation, blocking in front of Senior Whiteto, and firmly blocking his sword qi attack.
Then the entire Evil Lotus's ground was covered by darkness.
The fighting between the two rulers is more than imaginary.
Their attack, their magecraft, and their fighting methods are completely different from ordinary cultivator and Demon of the Nine Serenities. In the dark, fill the whole sky is full of Senior Whiteto and Liquid Metal Ball's figures. Both sides attacked and defended, and they did not make any difference.
And at this moment ... Finally, the buds of ‘Evil Lotus’ are stretched out again.
With the blooming of Evil Lotus, in Nine Serenities World, a [Realm Within the Realm] was opened up and started to take shape.
"[Happy Smile], Bai, you failed! The one who succeeded in the end is me!" Liquid Metal Ball triumphantly said 'Evil Lotus World' already was developed, and Senior Whiteto failed to stop it!
Senior Whiteto stopped the attack and returned to the posture of two-handed sword. After a moment, he thought about it, then looked at earnestly said: "Well, congratulations!"
Liquid Metal Ball: "..."
"how to say it, in fact, when you see that you are trying to leave 'World of the Nine Serenities' and enter present world's, in my heart does not want to stop you very much. Because if you fail, nothing will change. If you succeed, to me There is no harm in terms of it. Isn't it? "Senior Whiteto said.
"You know my attempt? Why do you stop me?" Liquid Metal Ball said solemnly.
"Why? Because we are not 'eternal rival'? So, no matter what you are going to do, I will not block your words. Wouldn't it be obvious that you, 'eternal rival', are not responsible?" Senior Whitetocalmly said.
Liquid Metal Ball: "..."
"Okay, time is running. let me see, how do you use this Evil Lotus Dimension" to achieve the goal of leaving Nine Serenities World's! "Senior Whiteto said.
Liquid Metal Ball secretly gritted his teeth, it really unable understand what the Senior Whiteto is thinking?
But ... no matter what the other party ’s idea is, Evil Lotus Dimension already bursts, and the other party already unable stops it!
Evil Lotus is in full bloom, and ‘Evil Lotus Dimension’ begins to shape.
Liquid Metal Ball keeps its vigilance and pulls himself into that ‘Evil Lotus Dimension’. It will burn its own mark in this ‘Evil Lotus Dimension’.
In the whole process, Senior Whiteto didn't really stop it!
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Senior Whiteto stood quietly outside 'Evil Lotus Dimension', and looks at Liquid Metal Ball branded its mark in 'Evil Lotus Dimension'.
[so that's how it is, fuse this space, is it the way to imprint the mark? ] Senior Whitetosecretly thought.
Then he closed his eyes slightly ... consciousness entered the Makeup Test Dimension.
"Next, that is to pull in the Little Friend Song Shuhang." Senior Whiteto whispered softly.
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At this moment, Ruism White Cloud Academy.
The Song Shuhang is resting, I always feel that I haven't done something important, but I can't think of anything important for a while.
"The Sixteenth, do you say I have anything important that I didn't do?" Song Shuhang asked.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth yawned: "It's important? Which aspect?"
"I can't remember it, but I always feel upset. It seems that something important is going to be done soon." Song Shuhang thought, and he walked around the room.
"oh ... What cultivation technique did you not learn? Are there any enemies to bring down? Are there anything you haven't eaten? Or, are there any special people to see?" Su Clan's The Sixteenth wiped the teardrops that flowed out from yawn , Replied casually.
"cultivation technique's, I have just started a few cultivation techniques recently. I plan to learn a few more cultivation technique, and then find Senior Exterminating Phoenix to borrow cpu to raise cultivation technique's level, don't waste three chances. The words of the enemy ... So many demons have brushed today , There should be no object to bring down. I do n’t have much desire to eat anything. People to meet ... fuck, wait, I remembered. "Song Shuhang eyes brightened.
"Remember something?" Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked curiously who is the important person Song Shuhang wants to meet?
"Remember the 'Makeup Test Dimension' I told you before? The senior 'bì bì bì' in it, every time he pulled me in, asked me to tell him a joke. But the first few times I did n’t plan to use all my skills to get out of that 'Infinite Makeup Test Dimension'. So I decided to watch some more jokes, preparedness averts peril, and even if I was pulled into the 'Infinite Makeup Test' space, I would Can easily meet the needs of the 'bì bì bì' senior. "Song Shuhang said, opened his mobile phone.
He opened the webpage and started searching for ‘funny joke paragraphs’, and then a lot of links popped up on the page, all of which were joke paragraph subpages.
Song Shuhang just pulled it and opened one of the web addresses.
[100 funny evil jokes] This is the title that the webpage chain pulls after opening.
[Joke 1: A boy said to the goddess: I invite you to dinner. Goddess promised: Let's change the day. 】 On the side, it was accompanied by a red face showing a funny laughter expression, that expression was super devil attribute, so that when people saw it, they couldn't help but want to punch it.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Dammit, what a joke.
If he dares to tell such a joke to Senior Whiteto, it is only strange that the other can laugh.
Continue to pull down ... the joke below is even more exaggerated. Not only evil, but also a little ‘yay House’, what ’s interesting about life between husband and wife, a shameful blush.
Your sister! Song Shuhang can't wait to smash the phone. This kind of joke with a little yay building, if he dares to speak to Senior Whiteto, is it too long?
Change the webpage decisively.
Song Shuhang Click the page to return, return to the search page, and then enter [a funny paragraph that makes people laugh].
Just when his finger was a bit on the word 'search', suddenly, he was dizzy.
What happened?
I did n’t click on that [Want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to ... really live? Then those two or options. 】
I just clicked on a 'search' push-button, why am I suddenly dizzy?
wait, could it be? Call from Senior Whiteto? No, please wait, please give me a few more seconds, I haven't found a suitable joke yet.
But unfortunately, Song Shuhang's anxious call could not be transmitted to Senior Whiteto's ears, so he was pulled into Infinite Makeup Test Dimension.
Song Shuhang's leaned aside softly.
Su Clan's The Sixteenth blinked, then immediately understood Song Shuhang, and was pulled into that strange space again.
So, her petite figure flashed and came to Song Shuhang's side, holding his body lightly.
At the same time, Su Clan's Sixteenth's catches Song Shuhang's mobile phone with the other hand.
"This time, Shuhang made preparations. In that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension, even if you need a joke, should be no problem, right?" Su Clan's The Sixteenth murmured, meanwhile, she glanced curiously on the Song Shuhang's mobile phone page.
"yí? Strange, are you still searching for the page? He just looked at Shuhang. He looked at a few jokes?" Su Clan's The Sixteenth doubtfully said, then she reached out and pulled out the history of the Song Shuhang mobile phone page.
Then [100 funny evil jokes] appeared in Su Clan's Sixteenth's's eyes.
The Sixteenth pulled this page, small face slightly red: "Hey ~ what are these jokes."
wait!
could it be Song Shuhang just watched the joke on this page? Then it was pulled into that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension?
In that case ... if the senior who ca n’t tell the name wants Song Shuhang to tell a joke, he will be happy, Song Shuhang will say this [100 evil jokes].
The scene is so beautiful, Su Clan's The Sixteenth dare not imagine.
Is the Song Shuhang pill, will it die?
I'm a little worried about him.
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Infinite Makeup Test Dimension Medium
"Don't Aaah, Senior Whiteto, please give me some time again. yí? already came in." Song Shuhang blinked, and found himself already appeared on the square of Makeup Test Dimension.
In front of him, Senior Whiteto looked at him with a smile.
"Only Ha Ha Ha, Senior White, hello. By the way, did you receive your 'Dragon Demon Medicine'?" Song Shuhang said gain the upper hand by a show of strength, to pull the topic away, do not pull the topic back to the 'joke paragraph' He only has evil jokes and jokes with a little 'yay Lou' in his stomach. He tells these two jokes in front of Senior Whiteto. simply is seeking death!
He is not Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves, seeking death, he refused.
"Well, already has received it. But I haven't taken it, because something troublesome happened halfway." Senior Whiteto smiled.
"Ah, Ha Ha Ha, that's good. Senior White, why don't I teach you how to make cocoons?" Song Shuhang proposed very good, and the topic was farther away, the better.
"I don't need to bother you. There are many demons that will cocoon in my Nine Serenities World. I just find one out and let them show me a cocoon, and I will learn." Senior Whiteto continued to laugh 眯眯.
"Ah Ha Ha." Song Shuhang laughed twice.
"Okay, don't talk so much. I now have very important information at hand, which is related to your world and Ruism's's survival. Do you want to listen?" Senior Whiteto said.
Song Shuhang suddenly blinked his eyes for the information and news of this Senior Whiteto, never missed.
If intelligence is related to the survival of Ruism's, it must be serious.
"Is it related to Ruism's Golden Lotus and Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus?" Song Shuhang asked.
"yí? Do you know Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus?" Senior Whiteto was a little curious. He didn't tell Song Shuhang ah about this.
Song Shuhang: "It's a long story, because of a strange talent of mine, I've seen Evil Lotus of Nine Serenities World's once. Just like Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus about the same ... Sure enough, these two lotuses are weird."
"So, do you want to hear my information now?" Senior Whiteto said.
"Yes! Please also tell me Senior White." Song Shuhang promptly said.
"So ... Just tell me a joke." Senior Whiteto sat up straight. (To be continued.)