Cultivator Returns to the City Chapter 218: Sister, can we make friends?
"Sister beauty, what is your name? I want to make friends with you? My last name is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Jia. I am 17 years old and have not fallen in love yet. (Baidu search is the fastest and most updated Stable) Sister, you are so beautiful and good-looking. The key is your big breasts. I like to make friends with beautiful women like your sister..."
The little fat man approached the female archaeologist brazenly, staring at her plump **** like a pig brother, chattering in his mouth, and then he said to Zhou Ting. The remarks were changed again and again.
The female archaeologist looked at the little fat man in amazement, apparently a little frightened. But after seeing Little Fatty's youthful appearance, the frightened feeling faded slightly.
However, he subconsciously raised his hand to cover his plump breasts, took two steps back, and stared at the little fat man with a vigilant, anti-the same look.
"What do you want to do?"
The female archaeologist asked vigilantly. Before, she had noticed that this little fat man was with Song Ke, Zhou Ting and others, but she did not expect this little fat man to come over to her.
The little fat man didn't have the consciousness that he was a small image in the eyes of other beauties. He said with joy, "Beauty sister, I want to make friends with you. Can you tell me your name? And what are your measurements, especially your bust, which is very important..."
"By the way, sister, do you like archeology? Actually, there are many antiques in my house, some of which have been passed down for thousands of years. I will take you to my house to see those antiques another day!"
The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be such a ‘shameless’ in this world, so she asked her about her measurements and emphasized her bust.
This female archaeologist does not have Zhou Ting's expressionless concentration. Looking at the little fat man, his eyes were full of disgust, "Go away, I don't want to know you, let alone make friends with you."
After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but curse. "Smelly!"
The little fat man doesn’t care, or it’s become a habit to be scolded like this in his life. He doesn’t take it seriously anymore. Instead, he looks at people seriously and says without giving up: "Sister, you really It’s very beautiful. I like you very much. Especially your big breasts, I like it better, I really want to make friends with you..."
The little fat man hadn't finished speaking, and Song Ke, who was finally so ashamed that he wanted to find a way to sew in, grabbed him quickly and covered his mouth. Pulled to take away.
At the same time, I was very sorry and sneered at the beauty of the other person, "I'm really sorry, he is so unobstructed, heartless, in fact, he has no malice, please don't take it off..."
No blame, that's a strange thing.
Pingbai suddenly came up with a little fat man to open his mouth and shut his mouth. It was a question of big breasts, making friends, how many measurements... A good girl will get angry and shy.
However, the female archaeologist knew Song Ke and knew that he was the captain of the Silver Sea Armed Police Brigade, even though she was dissatisfied with the little fat man any more. It's not easy to say anything to him, but he can only admit that he was unlucky enough to be taken by a teenage fat man.
Song Ke was very embarrassed when he saw the beauty of the other girl who was daring to speak, his old face flushed. In fact, he is not familiar with Little Fatty, they just met yesterday.
It's just that he was ordered to bring this little fat man over here to assist the comrades in Guoan to deal with the affairs here. Now this little fat man has made such kind of things to Zhou Ting and the female archaeologist. He had to stop him.
"Uh, uh...Hey. Old Song, why did I say you cover my mouth and drag me away? I'm communicating with the beautiful sister. Make friends!"
The little fat man pulled away Song Ke's hand covering his mouth and exclaimed in dissatisfaction.
Song Ke is simply a black line in his forehead.
I also exchanged feelings...It's also really bad for him to speak out. When did other girls become exchanging feelings and making friends?
Song Ke couldn't help sighing in his heart at this time. He didn't know what to think about it, and he actually sent such a masterpiece. I really don’t know how this kind of guy became a genius who was never met in a century. Can you say that the sky has no eyes?
Or, God is fair, the reason why he is so lacking in his head, or... funny? Is it because God gave him such a great talent?
"Brother Zhang, don't talk nonsense. You are so irritated if you don't see other girls." Song Ke could only lower his voice to warn the little fat man.
Although the little fat man is not very old, he is a little celestial teacher taught by the celestial master. Song Ke is also a martial artist. Even if he is a circle older than the little fat man, he still has to be called ‘Brother Zhang’.
"What anxious eyes? That's because the beautiful sister hasn't understood me yet. As long as I communicate with her more, the beautiful sister's misunderstanding of me will definitely be eliminated. Lao Song, you must not drag me anymore, I I want to make friends with my beautiful sister. My mother said, let me take advantage of this trip down the mountain to get to know a few more beautiful women with big breasts, and choose a wife in the future, which is good for health and has enough milk..."
The little fat man is plausible, not at all ashamed.
Zhou Ting next to her and the members of the Guoan Dragon Soul Brigade behind her watched this scene. They couldn’t help laughing, but they didn’t dare to laugh loudly, so they could only hold back. .
Zhou Ting covered her forehead silently.
She didn't feel that strong before, but now she was looking at the little fat man from the sidelines, and suddenly felt that the child...really saved.
Zhou Ting suddenly wondered what kind of wonderful family and education it was to teach such a rare wonderful thing in the world.
It is simply a legend in the comic world.
"Team Zhou, although this little fat man has a flowery mouth, he is really amused. I really didn't expect that the little celestial master taught by the dignified celestial master would be such a superb character."
"Yeah, I also admire the **** now. This little fat man is only seventeen years old, and he has instilled so much thought of finding a woman with big breasts. I'm speechless, isn't it so small? See you soon?"
It was a female player with a ‘flat chest’ who rolled her eyes and had a speechless expression on her face.
The other person next to him immediately teased: "Sister Xiaolu, in this world, girls with **** are indeed popular than girls with smaller breasts. You have to accept the reality. Or else, my brother will buy you a few hundred catties of papaya. Yes, let you get a good breast?"
The speaker gave a grin.
The other men on the side burst into laughter suddenly, making the flat-breasted girl named Xiaolu flushed with shame and anger.
"Tang Xiao! I remember you, you wait for me, don't fall into my hands, or you will look good. What's wrong with a small chest? Does a small chest have no human rights? Humph, grandma, I am Small chest, I am proud!"
Xu Lu's face was flushed, but she made an aggressive, coquettish and domineering look, with her hands on her hips, shouting at the person who had just teased her.
The few people next to him laughed again.
At this moment, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head and quickly gave up. This woman had no reason to remember her grudges. He didn't want to accidentally tell the truth one day. As the saying goes, only a thousand days can be a thief. How can a thousand days be a thief?
"My sister is really domineering and mighty! Just now, my brother was just making a joke with you, sister, don’t mind. My sister, I still agree with you. That’s not wrong. What's wrong with women with small breasts? Women with small **** still have human rights, and women with small **** can be as aggressive and mighty as my sister!"
Tang Xiao flatly flattered.
It's a pity that the flattering seems to have caught the horse's legs. Which pot is not opened and which pot is simply lifted.
Although the girls swear by their small **** and proud, the girls usually care about this and hope that their **** can be bigger.
It's like a man. Although Tintin is shorter and can make do with it, if you don't mind, it's impossible. Which man doesn't want to have a mighty, sturdy, huge tintin?
The reason is the same.
So, Tang Xiao's flattery is really good.
It's really irritating to the flat breasted girl. She stared at him, wishing to rush forward and bite him to death.
"Tang Xiao!"
The eyes of the flat breasted girl seem to be murderous.
Tang Xiao didn't seem to be conscious at all yet, and he responded very simply: "Hey, sister, what do you say, as long as your brother can do it, I will do it for you!"
I nearly slapped my chest.
Xu Lu gritted her teeth and said: "Now I finally know why you haven't been in love since you are thirty."
"Why?" Tang Xiao asked stupidly.
"Because you are a complete idiot! Your emotional intelligence has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If God can give me a chance to kill someone with my eyes, I hope you Unload eight pieces!"
Xu Lu bit her silver teeth with a rattle~IndoMTL.com~ Tang Xiao was startled, "I said, sister, do you want to fight like this? Brother is usually pretty good to you, don't scare your brother. , Brother is timid and not scared......"
The other people almost died laughing already.
Even Zhou Ting, who has been cold-faced all the time, pulled the corners of her mouth uncontrollably.
"I said, Old Tang, Sister Xiaolu is really right to say something, your EQ, you should recharge it. If you want to do this in the future, I'm afraid the brothers will really worry about it. Can you still find a wife in this life."
The other person also held back his laugh, and said to Xu Lu: "I said sister Xiaolu, it’s not the first day you met Lao Tang. He wants to be clever, and he won’t be without a girl until now. The child has been in love. You, don’t care about his general knowledge."
Xu Lu still gave Tang Xiao a bit angrily. Then he couldn't help but lowered his head and took a look at his slightly bulged, bun-like breast, and said in angrily: What's wrong with the small breast! What can she do if grandma has a small breast, thinking I don't want a bigger breast? But it's not long on its own, what can I do! (To be continued)