Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 1000: A wonderful educational order
The event that Umbridge turned into a pink toad in public made her the laughing stock of Hogwarts.
Students at the school always get together to discuss who sent Umbridge the insulting letters.
However, as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, he was actually played by a prank trap, which made people question Umbridge's ability.
Since the pink toad incident, whenever Umbridge passed by in the corridor, he could always hear the whispers of the students around him.
Especially not long ago, a certain daring Gryffindor student pointed at Umbridge's leaving back with the photo he picked up last time, and successfully won the Umbridge Award for himself. confinement package.
After tearing up the photo tremblingly, Umbridge realized that there might be a photo of her hidden in the schoolbags of Hogwarts students.
In an effort to save her image, Umbridge passed an education order prohibiting students at Hogwarts from having pictures of her.
One of the most wonderful education orders in history was born.
Everyone is surprised why the Ministry of Magic can successfully pass such an education order.
However, Umbridge still couldn't restore his image, and the whole school was deeply impressed by "Umbridge is a pink toad".
Umbridge hates the guy who turned her into a pink toad, and has locked several suspects: Albert Anderson, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore.
The reason why Albert is the number one suspect is entirely because there are not many wizards who can harm her through letters. Albert happens to have this ability, and the seventh graders of Gryffindor collectively gave up Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Mrich's disbelief has nothing to do with Albert.
Harry Potter was the one who hated her the most, Umbridge knew that very well. Umbridge was not at all surprised that Harry Potter wanted to get back at her, but Harry Potter wasn't capable of it, although he couldn't be ruled out asking for help.
Dumbledore's probability is the lowest, but Umbridge believes that the principal has seen through his own thoughts, and may try to prevent her from gradually controlling the school.
Of course, Umbridge didn't care at all about getting rid of all three of them!
It's a pity that she can't get her wish now.
After Umbridge became the **** of a joke, her prestige at Hogwarts has plummeted, and no one really takes her seriously anymore. To make matters worse, that incident had gotten off to a bad start last time, and owl letters flew into the hall every day, uttering all kinds of vulgar words insulting Umbridge.
Someone even secretly cast a confusion spell on Umbridge, causing her to turn the wrong side and bump into the door frame when she entered the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and finally confused the content of the class.
Everyone blamed Umbridge's bad luck on the curse of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and even started discussing when she would resign and leave, which made Umbridge very angry.
Umbridge knew that she had to reassert her authority at Hogwarts, or the pranks played against her would never stop.
Especially after being turned into a pink toad, Umbridge can clearly feel that the students' awe of her has been greatly reduced, which is not good news.
Once she loses her fear, her title of professor and deputy minister of the Ministry of Magic will lose their deterrent power. By then, no one will take her seriously, and more pranks will fly towards her.
Umbridge had to get in touch with Fudge to advance the plan of the original senior investigator. In order to help her master Hogwarts, Fudge has agreed to cooperate with her to issue an education order and eliminate several Hogwarts. Professor Ci, replace yourself with someone else.
On her own, Umbridge began to feel powerless. She needed some helpers to help him control Hogwarts, and more assistants to help suppress the resistance of Hogwarts students.
Find out those students who dare to provoke her and play tricks on her, and make them regret for a lifetime.
The Ministry of Magic passed the Education Law and issued a new education order, making Umbridge the senior investigator of Hogwarts.
This important news appeared on the front page of the "Daily Prophet" immediately, and was supported by the successful man Lucius Malfoy.
In addition to Malfoy, there are several "noble" pure-blood wizards who welcome the education reform of the Ministry of Magic. However, the strange thing is that these guys seem to have escaped from the last wizarding war Death Eaters.
It is said that Sirius, who saw this newspaper, laughed on the spot, and seemed to be planning to openly talk about the education reform of the Ministry of Magic in the latest edition of "Defense Letters", which received strong support from Death Eaters.
"You don't seem surprised at all?"
George put down the newspaper and looked at Albert who was flipping through the brick book beside him.
"It's normal, Umbridge's power comes from the Ministry of Magic, not from her own strength." Albert said flatly, "Now Umbridge has become the head of Hogwarts. It's a joke, if she wants to try to reverse all this, she must adopt a high-pressure policy on Hogwarts students, first shut them up, and then persuade them to show the authority of the Ministry of Magic and regain the initiative."
"You don't seem to care."
George was keenly aware that Albert seemed to be happy to see this happen.
"Perhaps, Umbridge will be like Lockhart tomorrow, being inspired by the curse and lying in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries forever." Albert said without raising his head, making people puzzled if.
As long as Albert is willing, Umbridge may accidentally throw himself into St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries due to the curse of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
"Umbridge won't really throw himself into the hospital tomorrow!" George asked in a low voice.
"That is the source of everyone's joy." Albert slowly turned the pages of the book and said slowly, "I will not disturb everyone's rare joy by asking for boredom."
"Do you think Umbridge will succeed?" interjected Fred.
"It's hard, but I'm looking forward to her doing that." The corners of Albert's mouth curled up slightly, "Umbridge will definitely try to strengthen his control over Hogwarts, I think she will probably expel a few Professor to strengthen their authority."
"Who do you think Umbridge will fire?" Hermione appeared out of nowhere, holding a copy of the Daily Prophet, obviously having read the headlines in the newspaper.
"Didn't you guess it?" Albert took the newspaper from Fred.
"Hagrid?"
Hermione looked up at Umbridge, who was eating carefully on the teacher's bench, with unconcealable disgust on her face.
It's actually not hard to guess, because the Ministry of Magic has clearly expressed its malice towards Hagrid in the "Daily Prophet".
"Yes, everyone knows that Hagrid is a loyal supporter of Professor Dumbledore. If the Ministry of Magic is going to make trouble for Dumbledore, it is undoubtedly a good idea to start with people around him." Albert closed his eyes. The newspaper put it aside and speculated, "However, Hagrid is not at the school, so the first professor to be expelled will most likely be Professor Sybill Trelawney from the Divination class."
Fred and George looked at each other and said in unison: "Old liar."
"It makes sense, the old liar's tricks to fool people, probably can't fool Umbridge, and 80% of them will become the target of Umbridge's power." Lee Jordan also felt that this possibility was extremely high, he waited Will be ready to spread the news, saying that Umbridge is going to fire the old liar and give Professor Dumbledore a blow.
Some things are pointed out before they are done. No matter whether the content is true or not, everyone will have a preconceived tendency. No matter how Umbridge explained it, it was useless. Everyone would think that Umbridge was doing something on purpose and trying to give Professor Dumbledore a bad blow.
"Do you think it is appropriate for the old liar to make a prophecy?"
George obviously also intends to create obstacles for Umbridge. Recently, they have often done this kind of thing, and they have become more and more proficient, so it is not easy to leave a loophole.
"Fired by Umbridge." Albert speculated.
"It's really wonderful. The old liar predicted that she would be fired. If she is fired by Umbridge, doesn't that mean that her prediction has come true." Fred's eyes lit up and he asked curiously, " How do you think Umbridge will choose?"
"Professor Trelawney will probably be expelled." Albert was not at all surprised that Umbridge targeted Professor Trelawney, "However, Professor Trelawney should not be expelled from the castle. .”
"Is this your prophecy?" Hermione looked at Albert in surprise.
"No, this is just my speculation."
Albert believed that Professor Dumbledore would not let Professor Trelawney leave Hogwarts, who made her make the prophecy about Voldemort.
Gu Zhen</span>"By the way, don't you really think about that matter?" Hermione asked in a low voice.
"I'm really not free." Albert refused again, "You can ask Black or Lupine to teach you experience. If it's grades, you should get a good grade after studying those notes."
"Then...can you give us some advice then?" Hermione was a little disappointed, she actually hoped that Albert would teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts himself.
As long as Albert is around, many students will join the club, just like the Defense Association last time.
"This...it will depend on the situation at that time!"
Albert didn't immediately agree. He felt that it would be more than enough for Fred and George to teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts, but it was obviously to smash Potter.
The savior Potter also needs a group of advocates.
"Hermione has great ambitions and seems to want to organize everyone." George said, looking at Hermione's leaving back, "Re-form the Defense Association to fight Umbridge."
"Well, she was probably driven mad by Umbridge." Albert shrugged and said, "Where there is oppression, there is resistance."
"I think this can be tried." Fred interjected, "It should be able to attract more people to fight against Umbridge."
"Let them do it themselves." Albert said disapprovingly, "Bring them my new Defense Against the Dark Arts book, which contains a lot of practical magic."
"Who will teach them?" Fred asked with a strange expression.
"Could it be us!" George added.
"Isn't there still Harry Potter?" Albert reminded.
"I always feel that you want to cheat Harry." Fred murmured.
"What am I doing with Potter?"
"You bastard," Lee Jordan muttered.
"What do you think about the old liar?" George quickly brought the topic back.
"It's very simple, just let Trelawney know that she will be expelled." Albert said without thinking: "Let her predict that Umbridge will leave Hogwarts in embarrassment, and predict Um Rich will die in Azkaban Prison."
"As long as the three prophecies come true one by one, I think the expression on Umbridge's face will be very exciting!" Fred had a new understanding of Albert's methods, "Moreover, these prophecies are still Something that is bound to happen.”
"Will Umbridge really go to Azkaban Prison?" George was more concerned about this question.
"Yes, she will probably go in after the mysterious man falls." Albert said calmly.
"She supports the mysterious man?"
The three of them were very surprised, but soon relieved that Umbridge is undoubtedly not a good person. According to Albert's prediction, the Ministry of Magic will collapse in a few years, and the mysterious man will control the Ministry of Magic Now, it doesn't seem strange for Umbridge to seek refuge with the mysterious man.
Of course, compared to Umbridge being imprisoned in Azkaban, George cared more about Albert's prophecy that the Mysterious Man would fail.
This is undoubtedly good news.
When they left the auditorium, they found that the administrator Filch was hanging the new education order on the notice wall, and everyone pointed at it.
"The distance between boys and girls is forbidden to be less than six inches?" Li Qiaodan said with a strange expression, "Is this not because you have been single for too long and you don't want to see other people fall in love?"
"The other one is even more ridiculous, banning explosive sandwiches?" Fred complained, "Why should I be banned for eating fudge?"
"Could it be that she was blown out of a tooth by the explosive candy?"
Actually, they didn't know that it was Peeves' fault that the ban on the explosive stuffed candy was entirely Peeves' fault. This guy used Albert's special explosive stuffed candy and almost blew up Umbridge to the sky.
Looking at the education order on the notice wall, everyone knows that Hogwarts has changed and become extremely absurd, and it is the woman named Umbridge who brought these changes.
"I have a hunch that this place will soon be filled with education orders from the Ministry of Magic." Albert said calmly, "Maybe, there won't be enough space for this wall to hang."
"It's so shameless, I must take a picture of it and turn it into a wizard card." Lee Jordan muttered.
After they walked away, Fred, George, and Lee Jordan were all discussing whether to find an opportunity to destroy those education orders.
"It's useless, she'll let Filch hang up again when the time comes." Albert shook his head and vetoed the unreliable plan of the three: "Also, we need to let everyone feel the pressure. Everyone hates her, and when they rebel against her, Hogwarts will usher in the happiest era in history. However, you can increase the pressure on her and speed up the release of the Ministry of Magic's education order."
"You can pay Mundungus Fletcher to find various people to send Umbridge shouting letters." Albert said casually: "A certain amount of money can be specially allocated for Umbridge Qi, by the way, use it to show off your joke props, and it will definitely work better than any advertisement."
"That's a good idea, maybe the pink toad will issue an education order banning red roar letters."
The three of them were extremely excited, especially when Albert helped them out with their ideas, their plans always went smoothly.
Thanks to Albert's help, Hogwarts soon produced a strange vomit jellybean, which looked like Umbridge with a toad on his head.
As long as you eat it, you will immediately have a strong urge to retch.
For a while, this jellybean was unexpectedly welcomed by the majority of Hogwarts students.
As a result, Umbridge could often see many students retching on the ground, whether on the road or in class. She even interviewed several lower grade students, but she never found out the specific reason.
As a result, Hogwarts soon issued a new education order: students are prohibited from retching in the corridors or other places.
It's amazing!
But seeing this new education order, Fred, George and Lee Jordan laughed even more happily!
"How do you think we should get Umbridge to ban "Defense Letters" and wizard lookouts?"
"It's easy, you can find someone to leak it to Umbridge."
"Everyone needs a common secret!"
"Umbridge will definitely be paranoid and poking around ~IndoMTL.com~ will definitely be interesting."
"Students with Defense Express magazine will be expelled?"
"If we put a copy of "Defense Letters" in the Slytherin schoolbag, what will Umbridge do with it?"
"Settlement? Or expulsion?"
"Probably just pretending to be in confinement, Umbridge is wooing Slytherin."
"It's not fair, it's more interesting."
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