Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 1051: I’m not crazy
"You, it's you, Mr. Creevey, what are you wearing on your chest?"
As soon as Umbridge recovered from the hospital, she called out a young wizard with a smirk, who was about to find a hapless man to vent the anger she had accumulated over the past few months.
No way, Umbridge felt a little depressed as soon as he left the school hospital, because looking around, the students in the entire corridor were wearing the silver badges of their respective colleges. According to the valuable information provided by the Slytherin students, All students who wear their respective college badges are members of the Anti-Toad League, and there is more evidence that the badge can be touched into the shape of a toad.
Muggle-born Dennis Creevey was the target of Umbridge's slaughter for the group of guys who called themselves the Anti-Toad Coalition to run wild at the school while she was hospitalized.
Because it is impossible for her to expel all the students, she must suppress their arrogance. A well-chosen persimmon is undoubtedly the best choice.
"Ah, you mean this badge? It's the most popular house badge in school these days." Dennis Creevey was a little nervous, but still introduced the badge on his chest to Umbridge. "The badge The figures above represent the respective colleges."
"I was told that it was a symbol of some organization." Umbridge's smirk made Dennis Creevey shrink his head in fear, as if he was being stared at by a toad. Fat flies on.
"I know." Dennis Creevey nodded earnestly.
"You know what?" The smile on Umbridge's face widened.
"Yeah Professor, this is the symbol of the respective houses of Hogwarts." As soon as Creevey finished speaking, the smile on Umbridge's face froze, but the young wizard didn't seem to notice the other's face. "In fact, more than 80 percent of students in the entire school wear such badges, and even many Slytherin students wear similar badges."
"Take it off." Although Umbridge was still smiling, his tone of voice was extremely strong, and he reached out to find the academy badge that Creevey wanted to wear on his chest.
"What?" Dennis Creevey was taken aback.
"I said take it off." Umbridge smiled coldly, "I suspect..."
"Professor, this is private property." Creevey took off the badge reluctantly, put it in Umbridge's hand, and whispered: "It's expensive, it needs a Galleon ."
"Who did you buy from?" The smile on Umbridge's face froze completely, because she heard the students around her looking over here, whispering about what happened here, and many others. She flashed the badge on her chest towards her, so that she could vaguely see that the other side was wearing a silver toad badge on her chest.
"93 Diagon Alley, Professor," Creevey whispered.
"You, Mr. McMillan, and Miss Abbott." Umbridge stared at the two in front of him, motioning for them to come over.
"Professor, what's the matter?"
The two Hufflepuff prefects stopped, turned to look at Umbridge, and asked in confusion.
"Give me your badges?" Umbridge said unquestioningly.
"Professor, is there something wrong with the badge?" Ernie McMillan and Hannah Abbott looked at each other, took off the badge on their chests and handed it to Umbridge.
"Some people say it's a symbol of a member of an illegal organization." Umbridge took the badge and tapped on it, but there was still no response, not like the Slytherin student said. The appearance of a toad.
"Oh, that's what happened." Ernie McMillan said suddenly.
"You know what's going on?" Umbridge asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, everyone knows." McMillan turned to Aibo and said, "Right?"
"Yes, it's spread all over the school."
"It is said that Shop No. 93 did not make Slytherin badges, which led to some Slytherin students wearing homemade badges and being ridiculed by students from other colleges. Some Slytherin students began to spread randomly, saying that these badges were ..."
"What?" Umbridge demanded.
"The symbol of the Anti-Toad Alliance, but as you can see, this is just an ordinary badge. It just looks more delicate and is said to be made of sterling silver, so the price is relatively expensive, worth a Galleon." Ernie McMillan explained helplessly, "What's wrong with the Academy badge, Professor?"
"These badges are now banned at Hogwarts," Umbridge said nonchalantly, not planning to return the badges, but to have them checked by Ministry employees to see if there were any secrets hidden in them.
"Professor, this is private property." Ernie McMillan reminded with a frown, "Also, Hogwarts doesn't have such a school rule yet, if you want to ban it through an education order, at least please first Hanging it on the notice wall, I think everyone will take off the badge consciously."
"Mr. Ernie McMillan..."
Before Umbridge's threatening words came out, there was a pain in the back of her head. When she turned her head angrily, she found that the students around her were looking at her with contempt, and everyone's chest was full of disdain. Wearing the badge of the toad, Umbridge's anger suddenly came up.
"Who attacked me?"
"Professor, what are you talking about, no one attacked you." Keliweiqiang said with a smirk, pretending to be confused.
It was an accident that they appeared here, no, it should be said that none of the students in this hallway appeared by accident. Everyone was acting with Umbridge.
As for why Creevey, because Creevey is the only Muggle wizard here.
Before Umbridge walked towards the nearest student, he got another blow on the head, and a large flock of birds were attacking the back of Umbridge's head with their beaks.
Ah!
Umbridge almost went mad, drawing her wand and trying to disperse the **** birds. However, the funny way she waved her wand almost made the surrounding students laugh out loud.
"Who is laughing!"
Umbridge, who was trying to drive the birds away, glared angrily at the students around her who mocked her. When she hit a bird with a stun spell, the bird split into two and continued to move towards She attacks.
"Professor, nobody's laughing," McMillan whispered.
“Hahahahaha,”
"A toad is a toad!"
"Sure enough!"
"She looks so funny."
The voices continue to ring in the hallway, but except for Umbridge, everyone still looks like you're talking, as if they've never heard those words.
"Professor, are you okay, do you want us to take you to the school hospital?" Ernie McMillan asked worriedly.
"Quick, help drive those **** birds away." Umbridge put his hands over his face to keep the birds from pecking at her.
"What bird, Professor, there are no birds here." Hannah Abbott said worriedly, taking a step back as he spoke, for fear that Umbridge would suddenly go crazy and attack her.
"It's those **** birds." Umbridge hit one of them with a Shatter Charm, and the bird exploded immediately. However, the others still looked at Umbridge with bewildered faces, as if to say are you ill?
"Professor, are you under too much pressure." A Ravenclaw girl who was watching said disturbedly: "There are no birds here. If you don't believe me, you can ask others."
"We'd better take the professor to the school hospital, I think she might have..."
"Did you really not see it? And the badge on your chest." Umbridge's gaze made the girl shrink back in fright.
"Professor, this is just an ordinary college badge." The student took it off nervously and threw it to Umbridge.
However, whether it was intentional or not strong enough, the badge fell directly to the ground.
Ernie McMillan, who was next to him, finally couldn't stand it anymore, and bent down to help pick up the badge and hand it to Umbridge, "This is just a normal badge, and professor, you sure don't need to go Going to the school hospital?"
"Toad is crazy!"
"She's crazy!"
"It's so good, she's finally crazy!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Several voices echoed near and far in Umbridge's ears.
"Shut up, shut up."
"Professor, are you alright, no one is talking here, are you sure you really don't need to go to the school hospital?" Ernie McMillan stepped back uneasily, not only him, but others slowly moving away from Ukrainian Murich, as if the toad was carrying some kind of terrifying infectious disease.
The next moment, a large number of birds flew from behind Umbridge, constantly harassing and attacking around her, causing Umbridge to curse in a low voice, and waving her wand vigorously, trying to disperse the surrounding birds group.
"Don't worry Professor, I think Madam Pomfrey will be able to cure your hallucinations," Ernie McMillan said deadpan.
In fact, he's trying to hold back his laughter right now.
A hallucination?
Of course not, everything here isn't hallucinations, it's all actors, except Umbridge, who didn't reveal their stuff because they all took tranquilizers just now.
"It's not a hallucination!" Umbridge abandoned his smirk, and his face became extremely hideous: "If you let me know who is..."
"Hahaha, I almost died laughing."
"What an idiot."
"Go to hell."
"Then let's go first." Ernie McMillan gave a few people around him a look, and then they left the corridor as quickly as the plague, whispering about Umm before leaving. Richie is not crazy or something like that.
"Look, everyone knows you're crazy, why don't you just admit it?"
"A madman will never admit to being a madman."
"Shut up, shut up, if you let me know who's doing this shit, I'll rip him off." Umbridge cursed angrily. She looked around trying to find the source of the sound, but the corridor was already long gone. Empty.
"Look, I found something, a mad toad." Peeves appeared out of nowhere and looked at the hideous-faced Umbridge with interest.
"You're the one who did it, right." Umbridge pointed his wand at Peeves and fired a spell at Peeves.
However, the spell passed through Peeves without causing any substantial damage to Peeves.
"Me?" Peeves pointed to himself, seemingly surprised, but he quickly accepted the result, made a face at Umbridge, and began to laugh recklessly. , "Yes, that's me, that's Peeves."
Speaking, Peeves also took out a big dung ball and put it on Toad's face.
"Look, I'm totally crazy."
"Sure enough."
"It's normal though, she's not normal at all."
"It's her pain now."
Umbridge seemed stunned by Peeves' actions, and the next moment, sharp screams resounded throughout the hallway.
Indignant Umbridge cast a random spell on Peeves, but it didn't work out well, instead, Peeves slapped his face with shit.
The battle ended with Umbridge losing and fleeing.
However, Peeves didn't seem to want to let Umbridge go, and kept chasing behind Umbridge, humming "Song of the Toad", while taking out a paper stick made of newspaper and hitting Umbridge Weird brain.
"Does this really work?"
Shortly after Umbridge left, several figures suddenly appeared out of nowhere in the deadly corridor.
"It's useful." Fred said with a smile, "Umbridge will definitely have the illusion that he's crazy if he comes back a few more times."
"If Umbridge goes to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injures to check if he has any mental problems~IndoMTL.com~ this will definitely be revealed." Cedrit is still not optimistic about this method, however , there is currently no good way.
The solution Fred and George came up with was so stinky, he was a little worried that doing something like that would make the situation completely out of control.
After all, Umbridge would probably go completely mad if he had experienced something like that!
Confronting a lunatic is not an option.
"She'll be suspicious, she'll be suspicious, and I think that's enough, we can spread the word around the school and make people think Umbridge is crazy, and a lunatic can't be a professor." George explained.
"The method of the diarrhea angel is more reliable. I dare to say that anyone who has experienced that kind of thing will have no face to stay at Hogwarts."
"Harry."
Hermione looked helplessly at her friend.
"Do you think we should go to her office to watch?" Ron asked suddenly.
"Better not, and don't let her find out. The next time you're doing it, according to Albert, after two or three experiences, Umbridge will definitely wonder if there is something wrong with his spirit." George looked at Harry and continued, "I'll find an opportunity to let the toad drink that thing, and I don't think she'll have to worry about her messing with us again."
"If that doesn't work, use yours..." Harry regretted that no one had made Umbridge a Hogwarts legend, "or tell her that there is Deng in the Forbidden Forest. The secret base of the Bulidor Army, let her communicate with the group of giant spiders in a friendly way."
"Ahem, toads are stupid, but we'd better be on guard." George reminded kindly, "If pushed to the limit, that guy could do anything."
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