Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 1063: What I deserve
After gradually adapting to the chaotic situation at Hogwarts, everyone was surprised to find that the original college life had undergone earth-shaking changes.
The professors completely turned a blind eye to the bad things going on in the castle. Even if the students blatantly played wizard cards in class, they would not express any opinions, and it was even more casual to add and deduct points.
Since the investigative operations team appeared at Hogwarts, no one has really taken grades seriously.
In a certain spelling class, Professor Flitwick went to watch Fred and Lee Jordan playing wizard cards, and chatted with Albert about the "Spelling Innovation" magazine, which surprised many students.
No one thought that even Professor Flitwick was starting to mess up.
Although the class has become very casual, Professor Flitwick's class is still very popular, especially when he sometimes has a whim and talks about various interesting topics with everyone in class, such as his experience of traveling around the world when he was young Once, Albert was asked to come on stage to tell everyone about the International Wizards Duel Competition, and by the way, to increase everyone's knowledge.
In fact, after Headmaster Dumbledore was forced to leave the school, the entire Hogwarts professors didn't take the new headmaster seriously at all, and they were all happy to watch each other make jokes.
Every time there was a small matter, the professors would ask someone to "invite" Umbridge over to deal with it, as if leaving the new headmaster, no one could handle the matter well.
As a result, Umbridge's headmaster's life suddenly became busy.
There were always a few classrooms that could hear the roar of the wolf's flying saucer, and then Umbridge and Filch needed to rush to help the professors solve their troubles with large insect nets.
Since she can't use spells to deal with the Spike, she has to find another way. If she can't solve this trivial matter, she will appear very incompetent.
So, at Filch's suggestion, Umbridge built a large insect net, as long as he used this thing to net the Spike UFO, wouldn't the problem be easily solved?
The matter is naturally not as simple as Filch said, but at least it is a solution to the problem.
Every time there are always a lot of melon-eating people cheering for Umbridge and Filch, the picture is always very joyful.
Because such scenes often happened, Albert changed the wolf tooth flying saucer into a cheaper fly toy.
The toy fly has a toad's head, and it always likes to fly over everyone's heads, constantly making annoying buzzing noises.
Therefore, the unlucky Umbridge exhausted himself to death before he could enjoy the headmaster's power.
She had to take Filch around every day, dealing with all kinds of emergencies, and her back became a landscape of Hogwarts.
Everyone knows that professors have the ability to solve problems by themselves, but they also have good reasons to throw problems to Umbridge, because they are not sure whether they have this power, so they ask Umbridge to help solve the problem simpler.
Now the whole school is watching Umbridge's jokes, and even the professors are also willing to cooperate with everyone to find something for Umbridge to do, and we can't let her be idle, otherwise Umbridge will have another Will continue to make trouble.
Albert's original sentence "Toad is simply too idle, so he has time and energy to trouble everyone." has been affirmed by many people.
So, everyone is helping her find something to do.
No one will sympathize with what happened to Umbridge. Who let Umbridge mess up Hogwarts and want to climb on top of everyone?
Since she likes to mess around, let her mess around. Anyway, Toad's troubles are far from over, and there is a Peeves in the castle who likes to mess around more than she does.
Speaking of Peeves, everyone now loves and hates it.
In the recent period, Peeves has indeed contributed a lot. He can always bring joy and laughter to everyone when he makes trouble for Umbridge. Most of the jokes at Hogwarts today are supported by the joint support of Peeves and Umbridge.
However, it is definitely not a wonderful thing to be affected by Peeves' pranks, and no one wants to experience Umbridge's experience for themselves.
The mischievous guy opened a can of herring in front of Umbridge while everyone was eating lunch, poured it on the plate in front of Umbridge, and warmly invited the other party to enjoy Swedish Traditional cuisine.
The moment the can of herring was opened, Umbridge's face turned dark. The unique "smell" of the can of herring almost made Umbridge and the professors in the teacher's seat spit out the food they just ate. come out.
"You're welcome, give it a try."
Cackling, Peeves picked up a herring, made a motion of putting it in his mouth, and handed it to Umbridge, as if considering whether to stuff it in Umbridge's mouth.
Under the complicated gazes of the other professors, the plate of herring was accidentally thrown into Umbridge's face.
"Fortunately, I still have it here."
Peves conjured another can of herring, opened it again, and chased after Umbridge, inviting her to taste this "delicious" can.
The "fragrance" gradually faded away amidst a burst of screams and giggles, and everyone stared at the foyer dumbfounded.
The next moment, many people covered their mouths and retched.
No way, that smell is so wonderful, it took away all their appetites at once.
George turned his head to look at Albert, and suddenly understood why his friend didn't eat, and regretted why he wasn't more vigilant.
"It's a terrible smell. It's really hard to believe that it's the smell that can come out of it." Lee Jordan felt that his whole body was not good.
"Canned herring is said to be a traditional food in Sweden. However, even in the Muggle world, not many people would try to taste it." Shanna looked at the food left in front of her, without any appetite.
"If you can overcome the smell, canned herring is quite delicious." Albert decided to ask the house elf to prepare extra food for himself later.
"Have you tried it?"
Everyone looked at Albert in unison, all with shocked expressions.
"I haven't tried it, and I don't plan to try it." Albert shook his head. Although he likes to taste delicious food, he is not interested in all kinds of exotic foods.
"I remember you got a big box of those cans for Peeves!"
George suddenly realized a serious problem. If Peeves opened a can of herring in the hall every day, would they still have to eat?
There was an eerie silence all around.
This is undoubtedly depressing news, and everyone can only silently pray that Umbridge will not come to the hall to eat again.
However, their wishes are doomed to fail, Peeves always likes to come out to make trouble when Umbridge is dining, no matter what Umbridge does, she can't escape, unless she is not dining at Hogwarts, once Twice is naturally possible, but if there are too many times, it is simply impossible.
With the mentality of everyone being unlucky together, Umbridge once again ran to the lobby to eat and pulled everyone into the water together. As a result, many people would quickly finish their food and leave the lobby after seeing Umbridge appearing in the lobby, so as not to wait. Be disgusted by Peeves' food.
It is said that Peeves made Umbridge cockroach soup last time.
Many people don't understand Umbridge's persistence. They don't understand that Umbridge has lived in dire straits at school and still refuses to give up his position as headmaster.
In Hogwarts Castle, only Filch is really willing to help Umbridge.
Probably because Umbridge made Filch feel that he was valued, and Umbridge also passed the "Whip Approval Order", which gave Filch the right to use the whip to teach those mischievous students.
From then on, Filch would wander around the corridors with his riding whip every day, eager to catch those troublemakers.
But the problem is that Filch seems to have forgotten that he is just a squib, and he is not worth mentioning in front of students who can cast spells. Besides, there are too many mischievous students at present. The Anti-Toad Platform is more united than before.
Filch was no match for them, and he couldn't catch anyone.
Of course, everyone will not go too far, and often use the body-binding spell, making the dear administrator stand in the corridor for several hours, and he still can't catch who is playing tricks on him.
"Umbridge has banned the three of us from participating in the Quidditch match again, and Angelina is about to go crazy." Fred sat next to Albert with the food, and mentioned what happened just now "She still dreamed of confiscating our broomstick. I said that the broom was snatched by Peeves, and I asked her to go to Peeves to get it, but she actually planned to search our dormitory..."
"We think she might want to target you." George lowered his voice and said, "Toad may suspect that you provided Peeves with those cans. It is said that Umbridge also searched the Room of Requirement, and seems to want to find Evidence."
As one can imagine, Umbridge was unable to enter the Gryffindor common room because everyone had forgotten the password.
The fat lady's request to open the door is very simple, just say the password and let her in.
No one is allowed to enter without a password.
"Later, she went to ask Professor McGonagall for the password." Fred seemed to find this incident funny, "Professor McGonagall said she forgot the password."
"In short, Toad finally gave up."
"You should ask her to come to me for the password." Albert said with a smile.
"Will you tell her?" Fred asked curiously. They didn't believe that Albert could be so kind.
"I'll let her fall when she stepped into the lounge." Albert shrugged, "It's better to knock out a few teeth, I don't think Madam Pomfrey can make her teeth grow back quickly , maybe she just needs a few gold teeth filled."
"We're going to surprise Toad recently." George looked around and said in a low voice.
"Well, big surprise?" Albert looked at George suspiciously and said, "Now there are big surprises every day, as long as we can keep everyone smiling, that's enough."
"You're right. However, this time it's an anti-toad alliance. We're going to turn the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom into a swamp. Then everyone won't have to go to class. The portable swamp we made last time happens to be Come in handy." Fred briefly explained their plan to Albert.
"No one really likes her class anyway," echoed George.
"If the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom can't be held, the quick-acting skipping class candy may not be as easy to sell now." Albert looked at Fred and George rather speechlessly, and reminded kindly, "If you want to Surprise Toad by turning the hallway outside Defense Against the Dark Arts into a swamp so they can only use boats to get across to their classes, and also get something for Filch, who now hangs around with a whip all day , doesn't look like an administrator."
"You're right, we've gotten a little carried away." Fred and George naturally wouldn't struggle with money, and Umbridge was undoubtedly a guarantee for the hot sale of quick-acting skipping sugar.
"I'm afraid your plan will be delayed." Lee Jordan appeared out of nowhere.
"What's wrong?"
"I just heard from Nearly Headless Nico that Umbridge has passed the education order to expel Peeves, and she plans to send someone from the Ministry of Magic to help solve Peeves' problem." Lee · Jordan talked about the latest news he received today, "Is your swamp reliable, will it be wiped out by those guys from the Ministry of Magic?"
"Then wait until this is over, maybe we'll have developed a new stinking version of the portable swamp by then."
The Weasley twins are not too confident about their own swamp. He believes that Umbridge may not be able to get rid of the portable swamp with great effort, but the professors can easily eliminate it with just a wave of a magic wand. The elite Aurors of the Ministry of Magic couldn't possibly be too weak.
"This is a great opportunity to let the people from the Ministry of Magic see Umbridge's distressed appearance." Albert said softly, "By the way, take out all the statues of the toad!"
"Finally getting the toad statue out?" George looked excited ~IndoMTL.com~ They made Umbridge's statue early on, ready to stand in the foyer for people to admire.
Albert released various protective magics on the statue, so it would not be easily destroyed, and with a permanent sticking spell, even if the Aurors from the Ministry of Magic came, it would be difficult to get rid of it.
"I think it will definitely give everyone a big surprise."
Fred said with a smile that he was looking forward to that day more and more, when the whole castle would definitely be in chaos, but what did it have to do with him?
After Lee Jordan's special dissemination, everyone knows that the Ministry of Magic has issued an order to expel Peeves.
The most excited thing is Filch, who can finally drive his archenemy away from Hogwarts.
However, most of the students are not optimistic about the Ministry of Magic, because Umbridge tried it last time, so he suffered a lot, and finally the headmaster came forward to solve the problem.
If Peeves could be easily driven out of Hogwarts, it is absolutely impossible for that guy to stay in Hogwarts until now.