Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 269: A shot in the knee
"That...Albert, I suddenly have a good idea."
At night, in the Gryffindor common room, Fred, who was immersed in his homework, suddenly raised his head and said.
"What good idea?" Albert asked without looking up.
"I got an inspiration from Fat Lip Seasoning."
"Fat lip seasoning?" Albert was a little stunned when he heard the name, and asked with a slight frown, "Aren't you working on a thesis on the Frozen Charm?"
"Cough, that... I mean Fat Tongue Candy." Fred picked up a multi-flavored bean and threw it into his mouth, eyes gleaming.
"Nothing new," commented Lee Jordan.
""Shut up and listen to me. Fred couldn't help but glared at Li Jordan and continued to explain, "Since a swelling agent can be added, why can't it be swelling agent or swelling magic? "
"Expansion magic?"
Albert looked up at Fred. The easiest way is to add a swelling agent to the candy. The effect is similar to swelling magic, but he is not sure if there is such a potion. As for swelling magic? He felt that at the current level of Fred and George, he couldn't do this for the time being, and even he didn't have a good idea for a while.
"So, you want me to do it for you?" Albert asked rhetorically, raising his eyebrows.
Both of them felt a little embarrassed, obviously.
"You don't want to open a joke shop. In that case, find a way and turn your ideas into reality. Otherwise, it will be difficult for you to have your own joke shop forever." Albert Reminds, "After all, you need to create all the interesting items in the joke shop, don't you?"
"Oh, okay." Fred responded, a little discouraged.
"Tell me what you think." George was very interested.
A few minutes later, Albert said angrily, "Why don't you say that after eating candy, the whole person directly inflates into a balloon?"
"I think the tongue is more interesting." Fred opened his mouth wide, sticking his tongue out and gasping for breath. "It's better that the tongue will be bigger and bigger."
"Are you the devil?"
"Don't drool." Lee Jordan grumbled grumpily
"I think it's more interesting to be a balloon."
"It's easier to cast a spell directly, but to turn it into candy, I'm afraid you can only rely on potions or other methods." Albert said, "Also, have you considered the danger of these joke props? sex.”
"Dangerous, will it be dangerous?" George obviously doesn't think so, "Most adult wizards can easily dispel the expansion magic."
"Yes, this is just a fun joke prop, as long as it doesn't flow into the Muggle world, there will be no other problems." Fred echoed.
Magic is undoubtedly dangerous for ordinary people, even if it is just an ordinary prank, it may bring disaster to them, such as the expansion spell, once a person is blown up, without the help of magic, this life is estimated to be over , but for wizards who know magic, it may just be a funny joke.
At this moment, Albert suddenly understood why the Ministry of Magic had banned underage wizards from using magic outside of schools.
Once something bad happens, you need someone from the Ministry of Magic to help wipe your ass. Once there is too much movement, it will be even more troublesome, and in a wizard's family, the child's parents will naturally solve these problems by themselves.
"Could it be that you guys made that thing?" Angelina stared suspiciously at the guys in front of her, listening to the topic they discussed just now, it's really possible. And, that guy is the most suspicious.
Angelina looked suspiciously at Albert, who was still flipping through the brick book in his hand.
"By the way, you know what? The price of the anti-swelling agent on the black market has gone up again." Shanna suddenly changed the subject.
"The black market, **** it, why didn't I think of it!" Fred heard Shanna talking about the anti-swelling agent, and was rather annoyed that he didn't think of this way of making money.
"Come on, the anti-swelling agent you made, I dare say no one dares to drink it." Shanna couldn't help but glance at Fred when she heard the words, "If it's Albert, forget it, yours No one dares to buy it, what if you drink it and get poisoned?"
"My potion is still pretty good." Fred immediately quibble.
"How do I remember, you failed your potion work last time, and you were locked up by Professor Snape." Angelina, who was playing wizard cards with Shanna, bluntly exposed Fred's lies.
"Does anyone actually get poisoned with anti-swelling agents?" Angelina wondered what level would it take to turn anti-swelling agents into poison?
"Once the preparation method of the potion is wrong, it may indeed become a pot of poison, and the anti-swelling agent is no exception. Otherwise, the anti-swelling agent in the Hogwarts black market will not be popular." Albert is not very much. Accidentally, "I don't know which unfortunate person will be poisoned after drinking the potion he prepared!"
"Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" George said.
"Ah, it's too late." Lee Jordan reached out and covered his face, looking like he was done.
"What's wrong with you?" Arya looked at the three of them in confusion.
"Don't you know that what Albert said was more accurate than his predictions." Fred explained, "Especially those bad things, they are accurate."
It turns out that Albert's words were really poisonous.
The next day, a third-grader from Hufflepuff was taken directly to the school hospital after experiencing mild symptoms of poisoning after using a self-made antitumor.
When Snape heard this, his nose was almost crooked with anger. Seeing that his student was poisoned by drinking the potion he had made, he threatened to put him in confinement for a month after the other party recovered.
The idiot just lost his face.
"I'm right!" When Fred heard the words, he said helplessly to the stunned Angelina, and then, ready to continue researching the formula of the anti-swelling agent, he has not given up selling the anti-swelling agent to make money idea.
"I think you should be reading Golan Fondo every day now," Angelina said to Albert solemnly.
"I don't think you can win!"
"Shut up, bastard, don't talk nonsense like that!" George reached out and covered Albert's mouth, wanting him to swallow the words again.
"If we really lose, it must be all Albert's fault." Fred looked sad.
"Okay, don't make a fuss." Albert interrupted some people who wanted to say something~IndoMTL.com~ Give it up, there is no shortage of anti-swelling agents in the black market, and, even if you really If you can succeed, there is no way to make much money, so stop messing around.
"How much is a bottle of anti-swelling agent?" Lee Jordan asked curiously.
"A bottle of 3 sik." It was Arya who answered them, and she took out a glass bottle of anti-swelling agent from her pocket. "It was very popular in the black market a while ago."
Ever since Madam Pomfrey told everyone the secret of swollen sausage lips, many people carry a bottle of anti-swelling pill with them in case they accidentally get caught, and no one wants to be seen as a joke.
"Why does this mark look familiar!" Lee Jordan looked at the A.A mark on the bottle.
“A.A?”
Everyone looked at Albert.
"Well, I made a big pot last time, kept a bottle for myself, gave some to others, and sold the rest." Albert didn't hide it. In fact, he did not intend to sell anti-swelling agents. Later, he was also tricked once. After he took out the medicine to eliminate the swelling, someone asked him where he got it from. Then... Albert set a price and sold the anti-swelling agent to them.
Of course, the glass bottle used in the potion comes from Transfiguration and the Copy Spell.
"Wow, by the way, why don't you tell us about the black market?"
There is a black market at Hogwarts, and some students occasionally trade some contraband through the black market, such as some items in the Joko store, or some illegal medicines, gadgets.
Of course, there are also books on black magic, and occasionally someone asks for help with some intellect.
It's just that this potion is easy to check out during the exam, and there are several such unlucky people at Hogwarts every year.