Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 34: Joko’s joke shop

When the four of them finished drinking butterbeer and came out of the three brooms, the rain outside became lighter.

"Let's go to the Joko Joke Shop first!" Fred suggested, worrying that the four of them would spend their little change after they went to the Honey Duke Candy Shop.

"Okay." Albert looked away from the candy store. In fact, he was also a little curious about what was on sale in the store that could keep the three of them fondly joking.

The Joko Joke Shop is right next to Honey Duke's candy shop, separated only by a private house. The shop here is similar to the candy shop next to it, with large glass windows and all kinds of joke props. .

When the four pushed the door in, the bell behind the door rang.

"Welcome." Joko put down the newspaper, stood up from behind the counter, and welcomed the four little guests with a smile. It was a wizard in his forties with a friendly smile on his face.

There are many kinds of goods in the joke shop. Albert put away his umbrella, walked to the window, and looked at the goods above.

"Auto-answering quill." Albert whispered the name of the quill.

"This is a quill to help you with nasty subjects, it can help

You write most of the topics. "Joko, like a qualified salesman, introduced the function of the quill pen to Albert in a humorous tone.

"It's really a good thing." Albert replied casually, disapproving in his heart. Selling this thing to him is like sending a reference answer to a scholar.

He obviously doesn't need to.

Next to it is a broom, and Albert looked at his introduction: Rampage Broom.

When a wizard tries to ride it to fly into the air, the broom will reverse, making the wizard riding the broom face down, and there are 5 modes such as crazy rotation, extreme braking and throwing people out.

The broom can fly up to 3 meters high.

This is also a toy broom, the price is 15 Galleons.

Albert's face twitched, and he turned to look at Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, who were picking out props on the counter on the other side. He walked over and saw that there were bars of soap in the row of cabinets, and there were some black spots in the soap.

Frog Egg Soap.

This is an introduction to the joke prop, which gets dirty as you wash it.

Next to these soaps are tea cups. Albert didn't reach out to touch them, because there were signs on them, biting nose tea cups.

Once someone takes this cup to drink tea, it will suddenly bite the person's nose and spill the hot tea in the cup.

All right!

If you are not careful, it is estimated that even wizards will be tricked.

"What are you going to buy?" Albert asked.

"Big dung bomb." The twins said in unison.

"Hiccup and Squeaky Fudge." Albert was embarrassed and didn't buy anything, he just bought a few candies.

A burp candy is a hard throat candy that burps for five minutes after eating. As for the Squeaky Gummy, it looks like a small mouse. Fred took the initiative to try one, and when he took a bite, he would scream like a mouse, as if he really had to bite a small mouse, which scared his mouth. Boss, the gummy in his mouth fell to the ground.

"How does it taste?" Albert asked curiously.

"It's not bad, it's just normal fudge."

"What did you buy?" Albert looked at Lee Jordan.

"I want to buy this?" He pointed to a Frisbee with sharp teeth on it.

"This is a wolf-toothed flying saucer." Joko picked up a flying disc and threw it out. All four heard a roar from the whistling flying disc. "Be careful when playing this, don't get bitten."

He took a note and put it in the mouth of the Frisbee, and it was torn into pieces in the blink of an eye.

That's a lot of lethality.

"I'll see if there are other things." Li Jordan looked at the price and was a little disappointed that this thing costs three Galleons, and the price is not cheap!

Before leaving, Albert bought two more inflatable screaming inflatable skeletons, which were as big as his fist. As long as they were thrown out, they would quickly inflate to the height of a person, and screamed to frighten people. Jump, and when it explodes, white powder will be scattered, and it will smear other people's faces.

Li Jordan bought a sticky stretchable hand, which can be stretched and stretched at will. After throwing it out, it will grab the ear of the closest person. Although it will not hurt, it will make a snapping sound when it is retracted. The opponent was startled.

When the four of them left, they all held large paper bags in their arms, which were filled with things bought at the Joko Joke Shop.

Lee Jordan also bought a bag of dung bombs.

The three were very curious that Albert didn't stop buying this thing.

It's pretty much a must-buy at Jokowi's joke shop.

"No, I'm not interested in that kind of stuff." Albert said angrily

This thing will get dirty as long as you reach out and touch it, and if you throw it out, it will explode the sludge that becomes disgusting, and it will also give off a disgusting smell of rotten eggs.

It's a biological weapon.

"You'd better not make the dormitory stink." Albert warned seriously.

"Don't worry, we'll be sure to pay attention, this is for Felch." George was obviously still brooding about his punishment for washing the chamber pot.

"That place is great, right?" Fred asked with a smile ~IndoMTL.com~ Great, fun place. Albert nodded and admitted, he suddenly remembered something and said, "You seem to like these jokes very much, maybe, you can open a similar joke shop in the future. "

He still remembers that the twins did open a joke shop after graduation, and it was doing well.

"That's a good idea." The twins' eyes lit up. Unlike Albert, they never thought about what to do in the future.

"I think you need to learn spells well, these things also involve part of alchemy." Albert picked up a candy and reminded him.

"What about yourself?"

"I haven't decided yet." Albert is still thinking about it,

He has no plans to give up his entry into New York finance. After all, it is an easy job. According to the experience and tasks he has accumulated now, after graduation, he can completely improve his skills in various economics and finance. It is more suitable for him to make money lying down!

By the way, it seems that the prediction seems to be good. It can be predicted that the lottery will be drawn properly, and it will win 100 million US dollars or something.

Well, it seems that the time changer is also good, and you can win the lottery anytime, anywhere.

In other words, these seem to make more money in finance.

Albert finds it a good idea to use magic to make reasonable money, but the only problem is that once discovered by the Ministry of Magic, there could be trouble.

Prophecy might be better, after all, as long as no one knows he is a prophet, it's fine.

Just as Albert was thinking about the future, the four walked into the Honeydukes candy store. Although the twins had already been emptied of change in Joko's joke shop, they might as well go into the store to see the goods inside, you can wait. The next time I have money, I can buy candy.