Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 995: Take a pill

Woke up the next day to a drizzle outside the castle.

In Albert's limited memory of coming to Hogwarts, it was always raining in the new term.

He quickly got dressed, and after preparing breakfast for Tom, he reached out and rubbed Tom's head, deciding to let the house-elf give the cat to Isobel to use it as a cat.

"Where's Fred and George?" Albert asked Lee Jordan, who was putting on his shoes, and had just noticed that there were only two of them left in the dorm.

"Going to put up flyers in the common room." Lee Jordan said with a smile. "Those guys are really energetic."

After the two washed up and went downstairs, they found several students standing next to the bulletin board in the common room. They were discussing something in a low voice. Fred and George were smiling and handing out flyers with their The latest joke products on sale.

Surprisingly, the most popular is the smart candy in the magical candy made by Albert, which is used to improve energy, intelligence and thinking ability of everyone.

Only, you need to register in advance, and you also need to pay a deposit to make a reservation.

"I have to remind you that you can't use intelligence candy in exams, especially O.W.L. and N.E.W.T., you will definitely be caught by the invigilator, don't take any chances, but intelligence candy can make you more effective Review, whether it's worth the price, you can judge for yourself, don't say me..." Fred and George were promoting the effect of this candy and pouring cold water on them, but they still couldn't stop everyone's enthusiasm.

O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. can't cheat, I didn't say they can't be used at other times, the normal final test is not so strict, and even if it really can't, it can still be used when doing homework.

Hermione looked at the Weasley twins who were giving everyone the wisdom fruit, and then turned to Albert, who was standing quietly watching, and asked, "Aren't you going to stop them?"

"Why stop it?" Albert asked suspiciously.

Hermione suddenly didn't know what to say.

"For those who are preparing to start a business, the N.E.W.T. report card is just a piece of waste paper. Instead of wasting time on it, it is better to take advantage of the remaining time at Hogwarts to pave the way for their future." Burt spoke calmly about Fred and George's purpose.

"In fact, they are doing it now."

"It's a money grab!"

Ron walked towards this side and said enviously, "I see a lot of people who use the candy and then go straight to Fred and George to book with Galleon."

"Because they want to cheat with that thing!"

Lee Jordan easily sees through the thinking of those people, "Maybe O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. are easy to check out, but the general final exam is not much of a problem."

"You guessed they would do that, and they even sold it!" Hermione said angrily, he felt that Fred and George were just letting everyone cheat at the end of the term, which was very unfair to those students who were serious about reviewing. .

"You can't stop people from using a kitchen knife to cut vegetables because a kitchen knife can cut people to death!" Albert asked back, "Haven't you used it yourself? Would you use it to cheat? This kind of thing is pure It's a personal matter, and don't take the professors for fools."

Hermione was speechless because Albert was right that she was the first to use the Booster, but she never intended to cheat by using that thing.

By the time Hermione looked up, Albert had disappeared.

"What's wrong with Hermione?" Ron asked suspiciously.

"Nothing!"

Hermione was a little lonely and felt immature.

As Albert had told her before, the world is not black and white.

Of course, she understands that.

Just...

At this moment, the students in the hall are discussing the scream of last night, and those who went to bed later heard Umbridge's shrill scream.

"Umbridge had a nightmare last night." Lee Jordan handed Albert the new semester homework sheet he got from Professor McGonagall. "Defense against the Dark Arts class is Wednesday morning."

"The curse of the mysterious man is really terrible, and it actually starts to take effect now!" Albert put away his homework sheet and said to Lee Jordan: "I still have classes later, you go and tell the people from other colleges, Let them help you to post the notice, I have prepared more plentiful prizes this year.”

"What curse?"

"I heard that Umbridge was awakened from a nightmare last night. I guess the curse has begun to take effect." Albert said casually, as if Umbridge really had a nightmare.

"I really don't understand why Umbridge can't think of it. He came to Hogwarts to be a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Wouldn't it be more comfortable to stay at the Ministry of Magic as the Deputy Minister than to come to the school as a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor?" Shanna Go down as Albert meant.

"Who knows, maybe Fudge gave her a mission!" Lee Jordan speculates.

"Mission?"

"Tasks like controlling Hogwarts, driving out Professor Dumbledore, expelling Harry Potter."

"Really?" Shanna looked at Albert.

"She probably wanted to do that. The Ministry of Magic has always wanted to interfere at Hogwarts, and now they have finally found a chance." Albert wiped the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief after eliminating the food on the plate, "Unfortunately, the layman leads the layman. , always messes things up."

"Professor Dumbledore didn't stop him?"

"A lot of people thought he was crazy," Lee Jordan reminded.

"No, I think they're crazy to believe what's in the newspaper instead of what Professor Dumbledore has done for the wizarding world." Shanna felt that the entire wizarding world had become very Funny, I just can't understand how those people would believe what's in the paper.

"Are their brains caught in the door collectively?"

"Maybe!" Albert shrugged.

He still takes the Ancient Rune class, although his understanding of Ancient Rune makes it unnecessary to take this class, but Albert can still get some of the lessons from Professor Bathsheda Inspiration, especially if he wants to weave teaching materials, he must clarify his ideas. Sometimes knowing it by himself is completely different from knowing how to teach others.

During lunch, Fred and George happily announced to Albert that they had received 22 paid orders for Smart Candy, and had successfully sold a small number of joke props, which was undoubtedly a great deal Start.

"We plan to launch a night tour package in a while." Fred asked tentatively, "What do you think?"

"Don't worry, this is not a one-time transaction, it's more important to keep the water flowing." Albert reassured the two who were very excited about earning a large sum of Galleons, "Also, it will be difficult for you to make as much money as you do today. It's time for a big cannon."

"Because everyone has limited Galleons in their pockets?" George guessed why.

"You can sell beauty products to girls, fun little toys for students who like to be naughty, and students who want to get good grades..." Albert looked at Wes, who was listening intently to his speech. The Lai twins said: "The most important thing for you now is to collect the preferences of the students and summarize their preferences. You can even make a list for them to fill out, and give some prizes or discount coupons to students who are willing to fill out the list. This information is very important. Important so that you can better get them out of their pocket Galleons to buy our products in the future, you do this first and I'll teach you more."

"I'll make the list, and you'll help me look at it when the time comes." George also felt that Albert's ideas were fine. First, he understood what people wanted and how much purchasing power they had in order to better get them out of their pockets. Earn Galleons.

Whether a corresponding product can be developed is another matter.

"Everyone is very different about why this year's Wizarding Card Tournament started so early."

Seeing that Fred and George were finished, Lee Jordan also took advantage of the situation and told Albert about the wizarding card game.

"Also, we are graduating this semester. What about the heirs?"

"After Luna graduates from school, let the students choose the next position. As long as this position has enough benefits, there will be a bunch of students competing for this position." Albert had long thought Well, what should I do? "It doesn't matter if there is a problem. After all, we can't solve everything. I will discuss this with Professor McGonagall later."

Actually, Professor McGonagall doesn't really object.

The simple reason is that she is also printed on wizard cards.

Unlike Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall wasn't included on the Chocolate Frog card, but it would be a good choice if it could be on the Wizard's card.

By the way, Albert has been included in the chocolate frog card. The photo is of Albert wearing a fire dragon suit. He looks very handsome. It is said to be the most popular chocolate frog card among girls.

Gu Fan was discussing with Professor McGonagall the follow-up issue of the Wizard Card Club, when the door of the Transfiguration Office was suddenly knocked on.

"Come in!"

Professor McGonagall looked away from the parchment and looked at Harry Potter who pushed in the door. He could not help frowning and asked, "Potter, why don't you go to class?"

"It seems that you offended Umbridge on the first day of school." After seeing Potter, Albert guessed the reason: "I remember having Hermione and Weasley remind you of this. matter.”

"I've put up with it, but Umbridge is still deliberately targeting me," Harry said helplessly. "I can't help it."

Speaking, Harry handed a piece of parchment to Professor McGonagall. After Professor McGonagall read it, his eyes suddenly became severe.

"So you yelled at Professor Umbridge?"

"No professor," said Harry calmly. "I'm on sedatives, so how could I yell at her."

"Sedatives?" Professor McGonagall was a little confused, obviously not understanding what Harry Potter meant.

"Yes, a special tranquilizer!" Harry pulled out a bottle from his robe pocket, "Eat one, it can make people completely calm down, I think when facing Umbridge, you need to calm down. Respond."

"You call her a liar?"

"Just to discuss the truth with her a little bit, but Umbridge couldn't speak to me, so she got a little embarrassed." Harry shrugged innocently.

"I remember reminding you not to argue with her." Albert said suddenly.

"I know, but there are things I can't deny, or the Ministry of Magic will start hyping me up as a liar and use it to attack, smack Dumbledore, and turn me into a joke by the way."

"You're already a joke," Albert reminded.

"I know, but . "

Hearing Harry call Voldemort by name, Professor McGonagall's heart tightened, and she continued to ask, "So, you told her that the devil who can't even mention his name is back?"

"They just want me to deny it, but I can't hold back on this one."

"Potter, you need to be careful." Professor McGonagall put down Professor Umbridge's note, looked at Harry very seriously, and reminded: "A conflict with Umbridge will cost you Much more serious than college deductions and incarceration."

"I know." Harry looked at Albert and said something that shocked Professor McGonagall: "So, I'm thinking we'll just kick her out of school, I heard she's started to suffer from dark magic. Protected against the effects of the curse."

Professor McGonagall stared at Harry Potter with wide eyes, never expecting such words to come out of his mouth.

"Umbridge just wanted to ruin my reputation, get rid of Dumbledore and take the headmaster's position." Harry told the truth calmly, "but she unfortunately became a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, as everyone knows. Professors in this position are usually less fortunate."

"Because of the You-Know-Who's curse." Albert added, "As long as You-Know-Who is alive, the curse of that position will not go away."

“How do you know?”

"I've studied curse magic, and I can probably guess how it works," Albert said.

"You really should be a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor," Harry sighed.

"Can I think you're cursing me to die?"

"If it were you, we would have learned a lot of useful knowledge." Harry made no secret of his distaste for Umbridge, "that guy is a total piece of trash, a match for Lockhart, lecturing I felt like I was in the history of magic."

"That's really bad." Albert nodded. "After all, you're a layman. You can't expect Umbridge's teaching level to be excellent."

Professor McGonagall's expression stiffened at the reckless evaluation of a new professor by two students in front of him.

Are you going too far.

"Is there anything you can do?" Harry asked.

"You can secretly reveal to Umbridge that Dumbledore has a secret base in the Forbidden Forest, which is suspected to be the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix." Albert made up a story casually, "Then, guide her. In the eight-eyed spider's lair, let these two evils harm each other."

"Mr. Anderson, this is not interesting at all." Professor McGonagall glared at the bawdy Albert.

"I think this plan works, maybe she'll go over and let those giant spiders eat it." Harry nodded seriously, "It doesn't matter if it fails, let the Ministry of Magic play with the group of eight-eyed giant spiders. better than staring at us all the time."

"You can also tell Umbridge that Dumbledore has a way to get those tarantulas to obey him." Albert continued, "Hagrid made those tarantulas. , Dumbledore can give Hagrid an order, indirectly ordering the group of eight-eyed giant spiders to be fine."

"Enough, you two!" said Professor McGonagall weakly. She had never imagined that two students would be ready to frame a Hogwarts professor in front of her?

"The group of eight-eyed spiders in the Forbidden Forest will be a disaster if they arrive late, and Hagrid is too concerned about those things. It would be a good way to clean them up with the hands of the Ministry of Magic, and let them help Hogwarts. It's also a good thing to make a contribution." Albert thought for a while and said to Harry, "However, Hagrid will be very angry when he finds out, you have to take the blame for yourself!"

The muscles in Harry Potter's cheeks twitched slightly, and he finally nodded earnestly in agreement.

He then asked, "How did we leak the news to Umbridge?"

"Umbridge will definitely give you Veritaserum one day."

"It is illegal to use Veritaserum on people," Professor McGonagall reminded feebly.

"Professor, you underestimate the integrity of politicians. If necessary, Umbridge can even use the Cruciatus Curse on students. What is Veritaserum?" Albert reminded, "Well, She'll buy you a drink someday, so maybe that's it."

"Then what should I do?" Harry continued.

"When the time comes, you can take the antidote of Veritaserum, pretend that you have Veritaserum, and leak the news to her." With that, Albert waved his wand and turned out a small medicine bottle. Hand it to Harry and say, "There are three in it. Take one at a time to relieve the effects of the Veritaserum."

"Close confinement!" Professor McGonagall could only come up with a big killer.

No way, Albert even took out the antidote for Veritaserum.

"Professor, we're just kidding," Harry said, putting away the antidote.

"You're not joking," said Professor McGonagall, glaring at Harry, "and Umbridge for you to lock up."

"I know." Harry turned to Albert, "What would you do if it were you~IndoMTL.com~?"

"You can try to cast an oblivion spell on her to make him forget about your confinement." Albert said gently: "If you don't understand, I suggest you go to Granger, I think she should know. How to use the Oblivion Charm."

"Surely I shouldn't be arguing with her about those silly questions, I should just have gotten her out of Hogwarts," Harry muttered.

"For God's sake!" Professor McGonagall straightened his glasses angrily. "Hogwarts is bad enough now."

"Professor, you should get used to it, the situation will get worse, the Ministry of Magic will definitely use other means to interfere with the school, and Umbridge will sooner or later oust Headmaster Dumbledore to become the new Headmaster, this is her coming to Hogwarts One of the reasons for this." Albert reminded.

"What about my confinement?"

Harry is considering the feasibility of Albert's proposal, but he is not Albert, and he certainly can't be as perfect as Albert, and if there are flaws, he should be out of luck.

"You can go to Umbridge to experience the pain first, considering whether to implement those plans." Albert got up and prepared to leave, "Don't worry about these professors, this is destined to be a ridiculous semester, you will soon You'll find this out, and it's better to put your mind at ease and watch Umbridge have fun."

"Okay, confinement, what the hell. I'm leaving the professor first, I think Anderson is right, there's really no need to be too polite with a guy like that!" Harry also stood up, ready to talk to Ai When Burt left together, he noticed the dark-faced Professor McGonagall, took out the medicine bottle from his pocket, and poured Professor McGonagall a tranquilizer.

"Professor, take one, you'll be able to figure it out soon." Harry turned and left, leaving Professor McGonagall staring at the pill in a daze.

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