Daily Life at Hogwarts Chapter 999: Pink toad

After school started, Albert's life was busy and fulfilling.

In addition to showing his face in the professors' club, he also specially visited Professor Flitwick to talk about the International Wizarding Duel Tournament. By the way, he sent a few photos taken after winning the championship, and thanked Professor Flitwick for his help. .

Professor Flitwick is very pleased that his favorite protégé has become the youngest duel champion and can brag and show off with photos for many years in the future.

The night before Saturday's holiday, Albert set aside a few hours to tutor Katrina in Defence Against the Dark Arts in the Room of Requirement. The rest of the time was spent by Isobel's side, living a warm world belonging to the two of them.

They chatted a lot about things at school, spent a fairly pleasant weekend together, and the plan to prepare the phlegm was officially started.

Isobel became interested in the fortune-telling agent. Although the luck potion cannot bring true luck to people, it can greatly improve the user's abilities in all aspects. The bottleneck succeeded?

Unfortunately, happy times are always very short. After dinner together on the weekend, Albert kissed Isobel goodbye and returned to Hogwarts Castle.

Just back at school, Fred, George, and Lee Jordan came to him immediately, chatting about the changes that happened when he was no longer at school.

Peeves repeats his old tricks, taking a swipe at the new professor's cutlery. Umbridge vomited and had diarrhea after eating, and the scene was out of control for a while.

"You didn't let her fall halfway?" Albert looked at the three of them in amazement. He felt that if Umbridge fell, dung on his pants, and died in public, he probably would have no face left. School teaching.

"We did, but the fact was so sudden that we didn't have time to react." All three looked disappointed and missed such a great opportunity.

"Umbridge must be mad!" Albert asked with a smile, scratching Tom's chin and the back of his neck.

"Yeah, Umbridge almost went crazy. If he didn't hold back... he would probably become the laughing stock of Hogwarts." George held back his laughter.

"Toad had a big tantrum, she suspected someone had added food to her food, but there was no proof," Fred added.

"I guess she wanted to break her head, but I didn't think Peeves was targeting her." Li Jordan couldn't hold back his laughter any longer.

Albert reassured Tom, who was startled by the three, and asked, "Who is the suspect?"

"Harry." George lowered his voice.

"Are you sure it wasn't Umbridge targeting Potter on purpose?" Albert's expression was odd, and he had a hard time understanding what Umbridge was thinking.

"This afternoon, Peeves put a gas egg under Umbridge's chair cushion, locked the office door, and blocked the keyhole," Fred explained. , she was about to confine Harry. As soon as Harry sat down, he squashed the gas bomb under the cushion of the chair, Umbridge and Harry were almost smoked in the office, and finally Umbridge Using an explosion spell, the door of the Defense Against the Dark Arts office was blown open, and the two escaped from it."

"So, she suspects Potter is up to something?"

"Yes."

"Harry thinks Umbridge is messing with him." Lee Jordan whispered, "Harry was very calm and deliberately made a big deal of things, and even took Professor McGonagall. The poison gas egg was found under Umbridge's chair cushion, and it even revealed that Umbridge used black magic tools to punish students."

Everyone now knows what Umbridge is like.

"Professor McGonagall was almost **** off," said George in a low voice. "I've never seen her so angry."

"Potter didn't retaliate."

"Of course, Umbridge left the principal's office, was stunned, stuffed his head in the toilet of the girls' bathroom, and was finally found by a Hufflepuff girl."

Umbridge insists it was Harry who attacked her, secretly taking revenge on her.

It's amazing that Harry was doing his homework in the common room at the time, and there were a bunch of people who could testify against him. "

"Compound potion?" Albert guessed the reason.

The three of them laughed rather unscrupulously.

Peeves undoubtedly used his ability to make trouble out of the ordinary, playing new tricks with the toys that Albert gave him, and it took only a week to toss Umbridge very hard, but Potter was more unlucky and was Innocent spread.

"When do you think Peeves will get Umbridge out?" Fred asked curiously.

"Shouldn't we expect Umbridge to last longer?" Albert said meaningfully. "She's a source of joy."

The four looked at each other and all laughed maliciously.

Yes, a source of happiness.

Umbridge doesn't know, of course, there's a bunch of bad guys ready to see her jokes.

Umbridge, who was tormented by the eerie noise all night, really couldn't understand why he encountered all kinds of strange things. Could it be the curse of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at work?

I can't blame Umbridge for thinking this way. She's had a lot of bad luck lately. Take last night as an example. She remembered sleeping with the windows closed, but when she woke up in the middle of the night, she found The window was actually opened, and what made Umbridge even more horrified was that terrible noises kept coming from outside the window, scaring her that she didn't sleep well all night. When he woke up in the morning, Umbridge came to the teacher's seat with dark circles under his eyes, and he almost couldn't keep his old fake smile.

The sky was grey and thunderous, as if something bad was about to happen.

Umbridge sat in her seat, staring suspiciously at the contents of the plate. Since the last time she vomited and vomited, she suspected that someone had added something to her food.

Of course, Umbridge doesn't have any proof, since everyone eats the same food, it's only her fault.

On the faculty chair, the professors were chatting about the news of Albert's victory. Professor Flitwick's face was filled with a smile that could not be concealed, and he passed pictures of Albert's victory to other professors.

Umbridge's appetite got worse when he heard the professors were going to turn Anderson's title-winning photo into a photobook and put it in the Hogwarts prize room to showcase Albert's splendid achievements , and the urge to vomit.

"Is it really necessary?"

Umbridge thought it was very absurd. She carefully tasted the food on the plate and swallowed it after confirming that there was nothing abnormal.

Last time I vomited and had a stomach upset, Umbridge was sure there must be something wrong with what he was eating.

If there is a problem with eating next time, she must save the food and have it tested to see if anyone has poisoned her food.

If she ever catches the guy who poisoned him, she'll have to fire him, break his wand, and put him in Azkaban.

Just as Umbridge was delusional, there was a sudden uproar below, and a group of students gathered around the long table in Gryffindor, not knowing what they were discussing.

As Umbridge was about to go over to see what was going on, Professor McGonagall next to her interrupted her thoughts.

"Oh, yes, Anderson asked me a while ago if you would like to be made into a wizard card." Professor McGonagall asked when Umbridge stood up.

"What?"

Umbridge looked warily at Professor McGonagall, who had previously had an unpleasant quarrel.

"A card game very popular at Hogwarts."

Speaking, Professor McGonagall took out a very delicate card from the pocket of her robe and handed it to Umbridge, saying, "It's probably like this."

Umbridge looked suspiciously at the delicate card, which showed Professor McGonagall holding several books and wand, and in front of it was a goblet that had been turned into an owl.

"I just heard that this year's Wizarding Card Tournament is ahead of schedule?" Professor Sprout said. She has a similar wizard card and likes it too.

After all, not many wizards can be printed on chocolate frog cards.

"Do you have them too?"

"The professors at Hogwarts basically agreed," explained Professor Flitwick. "No one would miss an opportunity like this, would they?"

Before Umbridge could answer, more than a dozen owls suddenly flew into the hall, and several of them flew towards the teacher's bench and threw a large package in front of Umbridge.

Among them, a few owls flapped their wings and landed on the dining table, squeezing each other, trying to be the first to hand over the envelope, and by the way, ruined Umbridge's breakfast.

The change in the teacher's seat quickly attracted the attention of the students below.

When Umbridge got letters from Owl and opened one of them, something amazing happened.

The letter seemed to open its mouth, and it actually started to scold Umbridge, saying how she was so embarrassed to be a professor at Hogwarts, and by the way, it also scolded Dumbledore, thinking that the school and the Ministry of Magic Doing so is irresponsible to Hogwarts students.

Of course, before Umbridge had finished reading the letter, he drew his wand with a dark face and burned the letter to ashes.

What angered Umbridge even more, however, was a burst of applause from below.

While Umbridge was furious, she was horrified to discover that the envelopes had actually started to burn, like roaring letters.

Except, of course, a letter from the Ministry of Magic, which after Umbridge picked out of the stack of envelopes, waved his wand and attempted to blow up the burning letters.

The professors around Gu Ling felt bad, and moved to the side one after another to avoid being innocently affected.

Actually, they did it very well.

The letters exploded on the table with a bang, and a dark cloud of smoke began to spread around, completely shrouding Umbridge.

The students who were having breakfast below were all stunned by this scene. They stared at the teacher's chair shrouded in black mist in shock. Even a few professors were whispering, gossiping about what just happened. matter.

The black mist soon disappeared, and Umbridge reappeared in front of everyone. Her round face, except for her yellow teeth and eyes, was painted with a layer of darkness. The slightly curly brown hair turned into a fluffy explosive head at this moment.

"Her hair is so chic." Shanna glanced vaguely at the few people across from her.

"It seems that Umbridge must have offended people badly." Angelina looked very excited. Recently, seeing Umbridge's unlucky situation has become a source of happiness for everyone.

There is a murmur in the hall, and everyone is discussing who is wronging Umbridge.

The professors stared at their colleagues with twitching eyelids, and they all moved away from the table. The packages that were placed on the table were trembling slightly.

As long as you have a little brain, you can guess that the package must not be a good thing.

No professor is willing to try it for himself, and Umbridge's embarrassed appearance is a reminder to them that these pranks are aimed at the new professor.

The next moment, the package was blasted into the sky with a "boom", which shocked everyone in the hall.

People were horrified to find a large number of toads pouring out of the package.

Some of the toads actually jumped on top of Umbridge.

Ah!

Umbridge's scream resounds through the sky.

"The toads seem to like Umbridge!"

Albert looked at the toad that jumped to his feet, raised his hand and changed it back to its original shape, which turned out to be a photo of a toad cut from a newspaper.

At this moment, Umbridge is almost overwhelmed by toads, but no one wants to help her.

Just when everyone thought the prank was about to end, Umbridge's voice suddenly sounded in the hall: "My name is Umbridge, and I'm a pink toad!"

"My name is Umbridge, and I'm a pink toad!"

"My name is Umbridge, and I'm a pink toad!"

Umbridge's voice rang three times, as if to verify this sentence, Umbridge, who was drowned by the toad, suddenly disappeared with a "pop".

Where Umbridge was standing, a pink toad appeared.

Everyone in the hall was once again stunned, never thinking that the beloved Professor Umbridge would turn into a pink toad in front of them.

Oh my god!

It's like a dream.

"It's so similar!"

I don't know who said it, and I immediately got a chorus of echoes.

"Whoever came up with this idea is awesome!"

"That man is an absolute genius."

"Snap it, whoever has a camera, snap it."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"I can't help it, ha ha ha!"

"It's so funny, hahaha!"

"No, let me laugh for a while, hahahaha!

After one person started to lead the way in laughing, the others finally couldn't hold back any longer.

The hall was suddenly filled with joyous laughter.

Looking at Umbridge, who had turned into a pink toad, Harry put several sedatives in his mouth to prevent a slip of the tongue, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't stop rising, and everyone could see Harry Potter. in a very good mood.

As insiders, Ron and Hermione naturally knew what was going on with Umbridge, and in order to prevent themselves from laughing, they held back their laughter and felt uncomfortable.

Fred and George don't have such concerns, they reach out and slap the table hard, laughing horribly.

"Ah! No, I feel like I'm dying of laughter." In the end, the two of them slumped on their chairs, slumped and weak.

Even the professors didn't stop him, and none of the professors took the initiative to help Umbridge remove the transfiguration spell on his body.

If it weren't for the seriousness of the professors, maybe the professors would have laughed too.

Professor McGonagall's face twitched and seemed to be hesitant to help dispel the magic, but Professor Flitwick and Professor Sprout didn't seem to want people to break the beautiful moment. After discussing with Professor McGonagall, whether they should let people Check students' packages with detectors and make sure they are safe before handing them over to students.

As for Professor Snape, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly when he saw the pink toad jumping towards him. He resisted allowing himself to draw out his wand and reward the pink toad in front of him with a stun spell.

Just as Snape raised his wand and was about to lift Umbridge's Transfiguration Curse, he suddenly heard a soft pop, and the pink toad actually changed back to Umbridge's appearance.

Just...

Umbridge's current pose is...a bit hot.

Seeing Umbridge in a frog leaping pose in front of him, Snape was taken aback and stepped back several steps, nearly knocking over the chair behind him.

Other professors were also stunned by Umbridge's hot eyes, and they quickly reached out to cover their mouths, preventing themselves from laughing.

The students didn't have the restraint of the professors, and after seeing Umbridge's frog leaping pose in front of Snape, they burst out laughing, and there was a burst of cheerful laughter in the hall.

Umbridge ~IndoMTL.com~, who had been tossed so hard, suddenly rolled his eyes and fell into a pile of toads, and passed out.

"You..."

The muscles on Snape's face twitched violently. Finally, Professor Flitwick waved his wand to summon a stretcher, put Umbridge on the stretcher, and sent him to the school hospital to receive Madam Pomfrey's treatment.

However, the professors felt that Umbridge needed not physical therapy, but psychological therapy.

The professors were also whispering about what had just happened, and they were equally curious as to who was causing Umbridge's trouble.

It's not uncommon for wizards to make Umbridge clear-cut to this extent.

"Cough cough."

Professor McGonagall coughed lightly, signaling everyone to help clean up the mess.

Just as Professor McGonagall was about to wave his wand and catch the toads, he heard a series of popping noises, and the group of toads on the ground turned into pictures cut out from newspapers.

Only, this photo is divided into three parts. In addition to the photo of Umbridge's leaping frog, there is also a photo of a pink toad and a photo of Umbridge's black man.

The next moment, a gust of wind blows, and the photos on the ground fly around.

Many students picked up a photo for their collection after discovering the wonder of those photos.

This is definitely Umbridge's dark history.

"No way, I almost died of laughter!" Lee Jordan appeared out of nowhere, distributed the photos he picked up from the ground to his friends around him, and said to everyone with a smile, "I dare to It's something people can talk about for years, for sure."

"It's more than years." Albert said softly, looking at the photo in his hand, "We should let all generations of Hogwarts students remember Umbridge's heroic deeds."

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