Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 20: Danyangzi
Li Huowang had a guess in his heart when he saw these two things crawling in front of Danyangzi, who was also writhing. "These two things are here to help him find pills?"
Just when he thought about it, Li Huowang saw Dan Yangzi bent down and grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and stuffed it into his mouth, so he started chattering at the two groups of things.
The sound was very strange. It didn't sound like a human voice at all, but the two things seemed to understand, they went up and down for a while and then dissipated quickly.
As they left, everything that was constantly writhing in the dark gradually returned to normal.
"Baby, don't worry, although the things in the book are hard to come by, but it can't be difficult for your master and me. Outside, I still have connections for teachers." Dan Yangzi said proudly.
"That's right, Master is about to become an immortal. I'm afraid nothing in the world can make it difficult to get you! But Master, what was that just now?"
"Hmph, baby, you still have to learn, this thing is the "Master You" mentioned in the bible."
The crisis in the past has always made Li Huowang nervous, and he has never had time to think about a question, what kind of world is this place.
A great grandmother and a master You don't look like ordinary things.
If he hadn't eaten normal pork and sheep's heads while eating, he would have almost thought that none of the living things in this world were normal.
"Hey, this thing is such a treasure. Master, I spent a lot of time trying to get it." Dan Yangzi put the copper bell into his cuff again.
"Snatch?"
"Of course you have to rob it. If you don't rob it, will someone else give it to you for nothing? Humph! We don't have it, so what if someone else has it? Grab it!"
"This is what I learned when I was five years old when a beggar older than me stole the sour buns from me."
"When I was young, I robbed my mother-in-law, my horse, my horse, and my money. Later, I robbed the exercises, the instruments, the disciples, and even the entire Qingfeng Temple! Look at what the master of the clay sculpture said. Huh?" Saying this, a hint of pride appeared on Dan Yangzi's face.
"Baby, you have to listen to what the adults say. This is to teach you to be good, you know? I only told you because I treated you as my own."
"But Master, what if you can't grab it?"
"Can't grab it? If you can't grab it, you won't take it with a partner? Why is your brain that can read and write so stupid? If you can't grab it, you will give it medicine.
A few words let Li Huowang know the style of the man in front of him, and it also made him know why this guy doesn't stick to each other in every way. snatched.
"Master.... Master knows how to live."
"Humph! What's wrong with me not knowing how to read? What's wrong with my lack of understanding? They say that I have no heart for Taoism. After I become an immortal, I will lift the eyelids of those guys to see who has no understanding now. Who doesn't have a heart for Taoism!" Dan Yangzi said this, his expression gritted his teeth, his ugly face was full of hostility.
Li Huowang didn't know who those people were, but he was sure that the grievances between the two sides must be deep.
After a while, Li Huowang lived and ate with Dan Yangzi almost all the time, and devoted himself to the method of becoming immortal in the book of heaven.
During this period of time, Li Huowang was also secretly improving, making the whole method of becoming immortal more and more credible
What Li Huowang said was quickly delivered.
Look at the gray-white slimy giant body covered with soft black fur, and a mass of amorphous black swollen blisters next to it, shimmering faintly.
Apart from marveling at the disgust of these things, Li Huowang was amazed at Dan Yangzi's strength, and he was able to get it.
"Master, shall we start the furnace?" Li Huowang asked.
"No hurry, there is still a little while before the Chinese New Year, let's go, let's go to the New Year's Eve dinner first."
Li Huowang was a little surprised by Dan Yangzi's words, so why did he have a New Year's Eve dinner? Is there a relationship between the two?
That's what I said, but seeing that Dan Yangzi got up and left the alchemy room, Li Huowang quickly followed.
When I came to the cave where I dined, the other disciples had already arrived. They said they were other disciples, but in fact, they were only Changren, Changming, and Xuanyuan.
As soon as he saw the somewhat empty big round table, Dan Yangzi's face darkened instantly, "Why didn't we set tableware and chopsticks for the deceased disciples? Set them all up! Bring them back for the New Year."
After a while, when all the dead disciples had bowls and chopsticks, the whole round table looked full.
Dan Yangzi, who showed a satisfied smile again, nodded and sat on the front seat again. Li Huowang sat on his right side, and the other side was empty. That was Zheng Kun's seat. "Come on, serve the dumplings."
The steaming dumplings were lifted up by the boys, with a tangy aroma, carefully spooned into everyone's bowls, including those of the dead.
"Hehehe, it's New Year's Eve, relax and eat more." That being said, including Li Huowang, they all waited for him to move his chopsticks before moving his mouth.
Dan Yangzi picked up a pair of chopsticks, picked up a white dumpling, put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and chewed intoxicated, "Hmm~ it's stuffed with lard and leek, fragrant! Hey! What is this? A penny? Good omen, good omen, hahaha."
Li Huowang looked at the dumplings in the bowl in front of him and watched it for a while~IndoMTL.com~ and ate it with a big mouth
Dan Yangzi smiled and looked at Li Huowang who was eating dumplings. "You have a good time to eat such delicious dumplings."
"When I was your age, I didn't even know what dumplings looked like, I just heard how delicious they are. Haha."
"Later, one year during the New Year's Eve, I smelled the fragrance of the rice from other people's houses, and when I went in, I found out that the dumplings looked like this. At that time, I didn't even play with the beautiful girl of the family, I just stomped it and squatted I was confused on the kang head, and ate two kilograms of dumplings. At that time, their family made this lard residue and leek stuffing."
The other disciples laughed embarrassingly, but only Li Huowang was still there gobbling it.
Dan Yangzi saw Li Huowang with tears in the corners of his eyes. He carefully raised the bowl and poured his dumplings into his bowl. "Oh, I'm also a child of a poor family, eat slowly and don't choke."
With the sound of swallowing and the collision of dishes and chopsticks, only five people's New Year's Eve dinner came to an end.
Just when Li Huowang thought he was going to start alchemy, he saw Dan Yangzi patted his leprosy head with his hand, took out a dozen red packets from his cuff, and sent it to Changming Changren and those dead people. .
"Come here, it's New Year's Eve, remember to put it under the pillow and hold it down. When I was as old as you, no elders ever gave me New Year's money."
Dan Yangzi put the last red envelope next to Zhengkun's bowl, turned his head and said to Li Huowang with a smile: "You don't have to celebrate the New Year, let us master and disciple become immortals together, and the world will live together forever!"
Li Huowang smiled, very happy. "What the master said is very true."
"Let's go, go back to the alchemy room, and start the alchemy! Baby, you come to sway the fire!"
"Okay, Master!"