Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 21: Become an immortal
He looked at the two shiny metallic red pills, two flesh pills wriggling like living creatures, and two rotten black pills with a very irritating smell.
Li Huowang nodded with satisfaction. Everything he could think of was put in, and so many ingredients were put in. This can definitely eat dead people, and there will be no life left.
A stick of incense was placed next to it, which represented the rest of the year. According to the exercises he made up, it must be practiced at that moment of the year to absorb the spiritual energy that descended from heaven.
Li Huowang sat cross-legged, first picking up a fist-sized red pill, ready to go. Dying soon, he found himself unexpectedly calm.
Yes, he didn't have anything to do at all.
Li Huowang understands that he must eat these medicinal pills himself.
Don't look like he just had the New Year's Eve dinner, pretending to be kind, but the members he said were actually here to get his own medicine.
But he never thought that Li Huowang didn't care about his own life at all.
As for escaping, Li Huowang never thought about it at all. Now he has long been pessimistic about life and death, and he doesn't belong here in the first place.
The only purpose of my life now is to watch a disgusting garbage like Dan Yangzi walk into the cemetery under my guidance.
At this time, Dan Yangzi was sitting opposite him, and also picked up a red medicine pill first.
Under the gaze of the two, the burning point of the incense stick gradually decreased.
Just when the incense stick was about to burn out, Li Huowang took a deep breath, put the medicinal pill in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it whole.
But at this time, Dan Yangzi's action of preparing to take the medicine pill stopped, staring at Li Huowang's actions with all his attention.
At this time, Li Huowang, whose expression was a little excited, didn't seem to see it. After continuing to swallow the remaining two, he closed his eyes and put his hands on his knees.
Sweat flowed from his face, and Li Huowang's body began to tremble while meditating, but his face gradually showed uncontrollable ecstasy.
"I have a lot of innate spiritual energy! This... these are... so it is, I understand, I understand!! I'm going to become an immortal~!"
Dan Yangzi's eyes showed a trace of anxiety when he heard this, but he still didn't take the pill immediately, until he saw that white smoke began to rise from Li Huowang's head, and then he devoured the three pills. go down.
When Dan Yangzi, who was sitting cross-legged, closed his eyes and started running the big and small Zhoutian, Li Huowang slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the master in front of him, and his smile was even better than before.
When he saw that Dan Yangzi's head was also emitting white smoke like his own, and some black things were crawling all over his body along his blood vessels, his legs were loosened from sitting cross-legged, and Li Huowang was holding himself in great pain. The belly laughed wildly.
"Hahaha, leprechaun! leprechaun!! You can't become an immortal! You can only become a ghost, let's make friends on the Naihe Bridge, hahaha!!"
Dan Yangzi seemed to have heard it, but he didn't react. He closed his eyes and clenched his teeth. He sat cross-legged and frantically operated the Great Zhou Tian Gong Technique inside and outside.
"Are you still practicing? It's all made up by me! I copied it from Xianxia novels, hahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts, hahaha."
Li Huowang crawled on the ground and slowly climbed up to Dan Yangzi's side, looking at the pale face of the other party with a smirk, he raised his right hand tremblingly, and slapped him in the face. "Hey, are you deaf? Uncle is talking to you."
The backhand slapped again, but Dan Yangzi still didn't move.
Li Huowang tremblingly took out an elixir and stuffed it into his mouth, and then he had blue veins all over his body, feeling that he was full of power.
"I said don't practice anymore! Didn't you hear that?" Li Huowang punched Dan Yangzi in the face, directly denting his swollen mouth and nose.
The blood-filled Dan Yangzi suddenly opened his eyes and glared at Li Huowang fiercely. With a wave of his Taoist robe, Li Huowang flew out.
"Go away! You demons don't want to hinder the Taoist master from becoming an immortal!! I will soon become an immortal! The patriarch is coming to pick me up soon!"
He was kicked out and lay on the ground, Li Huowang didn't sit up again, he just lay on the ground and looked at him, muttering to himself, "Crazy, this guy is completely driven by his obsession with becoming an immortal. Crazy, oops, my stomach really hurts."
Just like that, sitting cross-legged and lying down, time passed little by little. The pain in Li Huowang's abdomen became more and more severe. Under the instinctive trend, his body bowed into a shrimp shape.
"Hey, why is it so painful, how long will it take to suffer, I really regret that I didn't prepare a knife to wipe my neck just now," Li Huowang, who was bowed into a shrimp, rolled on the ground in pain.
Under the severe pain, Li Huowang's consciousness gradually fell into confusion, and in confusion, he saw Yang Na's face again. "Yang Na, have you come to pick me up?"
Yang Na's face quickly melted and reassembled into the face of her attending doctor. "Bed No. 14 is confused and initially diagnosed with food poisoning! Quick! Bring the electric suction device and perform gastric lavage!"
Li Huowang slowly closed his eyes, and an extremely soft voice slipped out of his lips.
"wash your uncle's stomach... don't forget, you are a neurological hospital... how can there be... a gastric lavage machine... can you hallucinations... logic Be consistent..."
After saying this last sentence, Li Huowang's consciousness lost his sense of his surroundings.
He feels very comfortable now, because his stomach finally doesn't hurt anymore~IndoMTL.com~ Li Huowang felt that his body was falling but couldn't touch the bottom.
"Huowang, hold on, you promised me!" A hazy and urgent female voice exploded in his ear.
I don't know how long it took, when Li Huowang suddenly opened his eyes, and with his hands on the ground, he started to vomit.
A mass of deformed flesh and blood with some hair mixed with black water, mixed with dumpling scraps, and a few pieces of internal organs were directly vomited by Li Huowang.
The flesh and blood lying in the black water stopped moving after a few moments.
Everything that happened suddenly left Li Huowang stunned in place. Is he still alive? How is this possible? If he is still alive, isn't that Dan Yangzi——!
Thinking of this, Li Huowang broke down in a cold sweat, and he subconsciously turned his head to look. Immediately afterwards, his mouth opened to the maximum involuntarily. "I'm going, he's become a god...what?"
He saw that his cheap master's body was completely deformed, his ugly head was split open, and three big fleshy mouths protruded from it, and there were also three or four small mouths nested inside his mouth, which was full of disgusting yellowness. They are entangled with each other and open against the roof.
In addition to his head, his body has also undergone major changes. The feathers adhered to the asphalt are like thorns, and they are forcibly drilled out of the flesh and blood.
"What is this? Three flowers raise their heads and become immortals?"
Just when this thought burst out from Li Huowang's head, the three mouths opened to the widest, and three voices of Danyangzi's youth, middle-aged and elderly came out at the same time. "So that's the case, Lord Dao, I understand, I understand!! Hahaha!!"
"Touch!!" With an explosion, Dan Yangzi's deformed body exploded instantly. Flesh and blood splashed throughout the alchemy room.