Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 247: Show off

Children Yang opened his eyes in his sleep. He looked at the cowhide tent above his head and laughed out loud for no reason.

A stinky foot next to him kicked over, "Are you going to die? Why don't you get up early in the morning and lie in bed laughing?"

Child Yang sat up, excitedly looking at the dog beside him who was rubbing his booger with his eyes closed.

"Senior Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we still have meat to eat every day, shouldn't we be laughing?"

This is real meat. It is the first time he has eaten meat for the first time since he was so old. The emperor in other people's mouths has lived like this.

"Look at your talent, a few meals will make you so happy. A child is really a child."

He is different, he has higher pursuits.

The dog sat up, touched it with his hand, got up from the bed, and patted the snoring Gao Zhijian's leg with his hand.

"Idiot, wake up, I guess we'll be leaving in just a few days."

"Is this going to leave?" The expression on Yang Xiaoxiao's face was very reluctant.

"Senior brother Li has been cured of hysteria, but don't leave. What's the matter, do you want to live here for the rest of your life?"

Children Yang lowered his brows and muttered softly, "It's okay to live here all my life."

"Hey! Don't you think it's your own home? You're a guest now, so that's why other people are sitting on their stools like this. If you stay longer, others will fall."

After training Yang Xiaoxiaogouwa, seeing that Gao Zhijian was still awake, he lifted the quilt and grabbed the bottom of his trousers, pulling him down sharply.

Seeing the sleepy-eyed Gao Zhijian grabbing his pants in a panic, the dog smirked and rushed out of the tent.

Out of the tent, the dog baby stepped into the river with bare feet and began to wash up carefully.

He wasn't so diligent in the past, but Xiaoman said that women like clean men, that's why they do it.

"You have white patches and yellow patches on your face, and you look like a mouse. If you want to be more sloppy, just die." This is what Chun Xiaoman said.

The dog thinks about it and thinks it is the same. He began to work diligently.

Don't tell me, after washing diligently, there are really some of those bandit women, and they are willing to talk to themselves more.

He must be a little tighter, because those Qingqiu people in this tent camp have begun to hook up, which makes Gouwa a little anxious.

I'm not afraid to pick others and pick the rest, but he's afraid that everyone else will pick them up, and it's his turn to pick none of them.

After washing the inside and outside, I took off the waistband of my pants and put a bath of urine in the river.

The dog baby took out a pinched red flower from her arms, put it in her ear, and swayed towards the tent.

As soon as he entered the tent camp, the dog boy saw Li Huowang's back. He grinned and was about to walk over to say hello, when he saw the other party playing with those torture instruments, scattered infiltrating people.

"Hey~ Brother Li, what are you planning to go for?"

The dog baby was too lazy to touch the mold, and tiptoed to the side.

He did not go directly to those women's tents, but first came to the entrance of Lu Jiaban's tent, stood outside and whispered, "Xiusai! Xiucai!"

"Hey! Come, come!"

After a while, Lu Xiucai, with a milk beard on his mouth, rushed out. "Let's go. I'm done."

The two of them walked toward the woman's tent together, both of them walking.

"How is it? Are my flowers good?"

"What kind of flowers do men bring, only women bring flowers."

"Why can't men bring flowers? In our place, only the man who brings flowers is liked by the big girl."

When they were outside the women's tents, they didn't go in directly and waited quietly for something.

The feet rested, but their mouths were not idle. The two of them squatted there, and among the women who were arrogantly talking about which one had a better appearance, which one had a big butt, and which one had a big ass.

Although their relationship may not be very good, they have a lot in common on this kind of thing.

As the sun gradually rose in the sky, the women finally came out, each took their own clothes, and went together to wash by the river.

"Hey, it's out, it's out! Keep up!"

The dog pooh pooh twice, spit two mouthfuls of saliva into the palm of the hand, and touched the temples on both sides. He raised his feet and followed with a smile.

Seeing the two of them shaking their heads over, the women were not afraid, and they all gathered together to discuss something, and they laughed lightly from time to time.

"That~~! Willow Shaotou on the moon, someone invites that...in the afternoon!"

Lu Xiucai's voice startled the dog and attracted the group of women to look over.

"Xiuscai, what are you talking about?"

"I don't know either. I know this sentence. My father said that women like to be polite these days."

The dog baby looked at him with contempt, wiped the flowers on his ears with his hands, and leaned over there with a smile.

Soon the river will be there. Don't tell me, Gouwa really chatted with them.

After all, it's been so many days, of course they know what kind of person Gouwa is, and they only dare to talk about it.

At first, Gouwa thought it was the words in her ears that worked, but after a long time, she realized that they were asking about Gao Zhijian from herself.

At this moment, a group of shirtless men from Qingqiu rode their horses roaring past in front, causing the women to exclaim.

After going around twice, one of the men from Qingqiu suddenly came over with a horse and stepped on the water. He looked at a woman with a big mouth with a smile and stretched out his hand towards her.

"Come on, this guy is good! Look at his shoulders!"

"That's right, Laner, didn't you say you liked her at night?"

"We can't pick any more, Laner."

When I saw the woman named Laner being led on the horse's back, the voices of coaxing came from both men and women.

"What's this, what's this!" Gouwa's face was very disdainful.

"That~~! Willow Shaotou on the moon, someone invites that...in the afternoon!"

"Okay, Xiucai, stop howling! You've been howling for an hour. Has anyone looked at you once?"

The dog baby looked at the young man beside him with disgust. He shouldn't be with him today~IndoMTL.com~ is useless.

"I still don't believe it, I can be stole the limelight by this dark dwarf!"

The dog baby thought about it, took out a small wooden pipe from his waist, and then took out a needle wrapped with white silk, and stuffed it from the tail.

"Cough! Ladies, you're good to go, this is the supernatural power I learned from a real person! This is nothing else, this is supernatural power~"

When everyone's eyes were turned over, Gouwa's face became more and more smug, and he started to hold the tube and start to squeak.

"Hey~ what's the point of being able to ride a horse, can you compare to me?"

"Look at all, don't blink, this is not something ordinary people can see!"

The dog baby said that he led a sheep, put the wooden pipe to his mouth, and inhaled sharply at the head of the sheep.

The next moment, his face suddenly turned red, and he covered his neck with his hands in panic.

“click~~click~”