Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 26: Scary


"Yes... yes... yes... shit!"

"I'm not blind, don't lean forward. Are you going to eat? You're stupid, but you're not that stupid."

"Don't talk, dog, there are people on the road."

"Hey, listen to you, Brother Li."

Not long after, Zhuangyuan Lu saw those people walking out of the woods.

When he saw the appearance of those people, Zhuangyuan Lu suddenly took a deep breath. No wonder the younger son just said there was a ghost. It was too scary.

A thin man with black and white faces, a woman with white hair, a weirdo with looped legs on one's back, and even one with hair all over his face.

Lu Zhuangyuan, who has traveled south and north, can be regarded as well-informed, but he is still frightened by the scene in front of him.

"Father, I'm afraid." Lu Xiucai kept shrinking back, as if trying to shrink his body as close to his father's back as possible.

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Lu Zhuangyuan scolded his youngest son in his heart. If it wasn't for this group of people, there was a handsome Taoist priest and several Taoist boys who looked normal, he probably wouldn't have turned around and ran away. .

Zhuangyuan Lu bowed at Li Huowang tremblingly. "Dare to ask this Daoist, that... are these the spirits you surrendered to?"

As soon as these words came out, he immediately received a large number of hostile glances.

"What is the old thing talking about! It's a fight, right? Who is it?"

When Zhuangyuan Lu saw that Taoist priest Jun waved his hand to stop the aggressive black-and-white-faced spirit, he was even more certain of his own thoughts.

"This old man, please ask, where does this road lead?"

"Wuligang! There is Wuligang in front, not far away. Hahaha."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhuangyuan secretly scalded the horse's **** with the dry tobacco in his hand. The horse neighed and ran along the forest path with the box.

"Hey! My horse! My horse! Hurry up and follow." Zhuangyuan Lu led the others and pretended to be anxious to chase after the horse.

They ran so fast that they left those things behind in no time.

This run lasted for an hour. Seeing that his youngest son was running and vomited, Lu Zhuangyuan whistled to stop the horse.

After he stopped, he didn't care about his younger son, but went to see what happened to the horse pulling the cart. In this troupe, horses are more expensive than people.

At this time, the sky is slowly getting dark, and it is almost night.

"My dear mother, what are those things? They scared me to death." Lu Juren, sweating profusely, gasped for breath.

Zhuangyuan Lu kicked him, "Didn't you see it was getting dark? Go to the woods to find some firewood!"

Beside the forest path, a warm fire was raised, and the soft multi-grain steamed buns were sent into everyone's mouth. The sweetness of the food soothed their frightened hearts.

"Look at how frightened you are. If you go out, what does it mean if you encounter some evil things? The more this is the case, the more you can't panic. I'll tell you." Lu Zhuangyuan said to the others.

"Father, maybe those are not weird, I think they are quite human, and that little Taoist calls you old man."

Hearing what his daughter-in-law said, Lu Zhuangyuan shook the water hyacinth in his hand.

"Whatever he is, let's not mix it up. You all keep it in my mind. If you want to live longer when you are away from home, don't mess with some things as long as you can avoid them."

This is said to be the philosophy of Lu Zhuangyuan's life. Anyway, relying on this, he has lived to such an old age.

And he also intends to pass this on to his younger son and eldest son. After all, when he is old, the troupe will rely on them to take over.

Handing the water hyacinth in his hand to his nephew next to him, Zhuangyuan Lu looked at his granddaughter who was lying in the arms of his daughter-in-law.

Seeing her grinding a small piece of steamed bun with her deciduous teeth, Lu Zhuangyuan felt more and more happy.

He turned around and took out a salted duck egg from a round jar in the car. After carefully opening a hole, he brought the sizzling egg yolk to his granddaughter's mouth. "Come, come, nan, breathe this, this fragrance."

Seeing his granddaughter sucking hard, Zhuangyuan Lu's eyes suddenly narrowed into a line of laughter.

Although it is a pity that he is not a grandson, but after all, he is very rare for this little granddaughter.

Feeling that this was a good opportunity, Luo Yanhua immediately said, "Dad, look, Tweety is so old, shouldn't she wear clothes? It's not a problem to wear a costume every day. "

As soon as his daughter-in-law mentioned money, Zhuangyuan Lu's smiling face disappeared immediately, and his facial features were wrinkled together.

Just as he was about to refuse, his heart softened again when he saw the baggy costume on his little granddaughter.

After taking a few puffs of dry cigarettes, he walked to the front of the car with more wrinkles on his face and took out the long copper lock to open the box.

After groping for a while, he counted fifty copper coins and came out.

"Don't go to the town to buy cloth, it's expensive, wait for two days to arrive at Wuligang, you go ask the woman who weaves cloth, go to their house to buy a few feet, remember to ask a few more, find the best The cheaper one sells it."

"Also, remember to buy cotton instead of linen, Xiuer's skin is tender, and buying linen is uncomfortable."

"I see." Luo Yan took the copper coins with a smile. She thought it would be good to get the money to buy sackcloth, but she didn't expect the iron rooster to croak this time.

The child is small~IndoMTL.com~ It doesn't take much cloth to make clothes, maybe I can deduct it this time.

After seeing that his granddaughter had eaten the egg yolk, Zhuangyuan Lu shared the rest of the egg white with the adults.

Although one person didn't get much share, he was very happy after tasting a little salty.

It was already dark, and there was nothing to do after dinner. After listening to Lu Zhuangyuan telling some old stories that I didn't know where, I was about to go to bed.

The person who stayed in the middle of the night today was Lu Juren. After walking all day today, Lu Juren was already very tired, but he still kept his spirits high and stared at the fire in front of him, so as not to let it go out.

"Son, go to sleep, I'm watching." Lu Zhuangyuan sat next to his son and began to smoke dry cigarettes again.

Lu Juren said in the name of Hache: "Dad, I'm not sleepy, you go to sleep."

"What nonsense, go to bed quickly. My old man slept less."

Just as the two were arguing in front of the bonfire, Zhuangyuan Lu suddenly covered his son's mouth with his hand and pointed to the dark woods in the distance.

"Hee hee~" A sharp and thin female laughter suddenly sounded to their right.

Zhuangyuan Lu and his son looked subconsciously, but couldn't see anything but darkness.

"Hee hee hee~ You said, I look like a human or a god?" The dark forest began to shake, as if something was about to come out.

Zhuangyuan Lu was so frightened that he was in a cold sweat. He was well-informed and knew that something was begging him.

You can't answer this indiscriminately.

But now the question is, what in the woods is begging you for a seal?

The woods swayed rhythmically at night, making strange rustling noises.


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