Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 265: Pink play
Hearing Bai Lingmiao's words, Li Huowang nodded.
"It's fine. Slow down, just slow down, how many urns are left here?"
"You don't have to worry about these little things. Sister Xiaoman and I went to the **** bureau, and the **** master has already sent back the urns of the last batch of brothers and sisters."
Hearing this, Li Huowang's heart was inexplicably light.
"Bang bang bang!" The sound of eagerly slapping the door interrupted the conversation between the two. "Master, open the door! Mine is really done!"
Li Huowang put down the map in his hand and walked towards the door.
"Squeak~" The door opened, and the excited Lu Xiucai with two black eye bags stood outside the door, holding a copper coin in his hand, which Li Huowang untied from the copper coin sword for Lu Xiucai to practice with of.
"Master, I really practiced it! That copper coin just moved!"
After speaking, Lu Xiucai didn't wait for Li Huowang to speak, he rushed into the room, put the copper coin in his hand on the table, and faced
This copper coin begins to stomp. "Om da 堪 Bao Zha babble!"
As he kept repeating the spell, Lu Xiucai's voice became louder and his forehead was bulging, and he looked like he was going to eat that copper coin.
Just after he repeated dozens of times, the copper coin finally trembled.
Lv Xiucai, who was so tired and sweaty, looked at Li Huowang at the door excitedly when he saw this scene. "Master, look, I have practiced it!"
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiucai saw Li Huowang come forward. After looking at himself and then at the copper coin on the table, he opened his mouth and said to himself, "You have practiced it? Then your body can't feel it. What's uncomfortable?"
"No! It's very good. I've lived to this day, and I've never been so happy today. I'm also a half fairy! Hahaha!"
Li Huowang looked at Lu Xiucai in front of him and pondered, "It seems that Han Fu's Yuan Ying didn't cheat me, but this is just the beginning, maybe there is a hole in the back, I can't tell, there is only one life, it is better to be safe. "
"Then keep practicing, don't stop, go back now, and I'll teach you the following mantra tomorrow."
Hearing this, Lu Xiucai nodded vigorously, turned and left.
Li Huowang turned his head, looked at Bai Lingmiao and smiled, then he walked over to close the door, turned around and lay back on the bed.
"Xucai looks much better." Bai Lingmiao whispered in Li Huowang's ear.
"Hehe, okay? I can't tell. He and he are completely two people before. I hope that learning this exercise will make him return to normal." After Li Huowang finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and breathed loudly. gradually flattened out.
"Senior Brother Li, what are you doing these days?"
Hearing the words by the pillow, Li Huowang closed his eyes and said, "I'm not busy, don't worry, I'll leave in a few days, it won't delay your return home."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Huowang felt his right hand held by a pair of soft hands. "Brother Li, I'm not worried about going home, I'm actually worried about you."
"Worry about me? What do I have to worry about? With Hei Tai Sui, I will never fall into hallucinations again. My left eye, which was crushed before, can feel some light now. The sun will grow back again."
"And I'm not being chased by anyone anymore. I'm fine. I've never been so good before."
With his eyes closed, Li Huowang felt a light body pounce on him, and his hands gently wrapped around his waist.
That's Bai Lingmiao. He knows Li Huowang so well that Bai Lingmiao doesn't believe a word of what he just said.
Li Huowang felt the other party's worry from the other party's actions. He sighed lightly, opened his eyes, and turned to look at the three hallucinations of different shapes beside him.
Li Huowang patted Bai Lingmiao's back with his hand, and said quietly: "Don't worry, the road will be straight to the bridge, and there will always be a solution."
As time went by, Li Huowang almost turned around this small county. Although he has a direction, he still has no gains.
Li Huowang, who hides the color of his body underground, sits on the wall and watches the crowded streets.
There was an endless stream of horse-drawn carts and ox-carts. As soon as the tail of the ox was lifted, a steaming pot of cow dung fell to the ground, but it didn't take long for it to be snatched away by some children with baskets.
After robbing each other of the cow dung, they stood in pairs on the pancake stand, intoxicated by the aroma of deep frying.
Seeing the smoke full of fireworks in front of him, Li Huowang secretly thought: "Is this place too small? Even the county magistrate's family who likes to eat tofu has not found any clues. Maybe finding a big place can be useful?"
"You can't stay in this place for too long. Since you can't find it here, then go to other areas to find it. As long as you keep looking, there will always be a time when you will come across it. Today is the last day."
Li Huowang propped up against the edge of the wall with one hand, then jumped down and walked towards the teahouse next to him.
There is the most well-informed place. It stands to reason that the news of the county will be circulated there.
Just as Li Huowang arrived at the door of the teahouse, a group of men in coats walked out of the teahouse excitedly.
"Come on, there's a troupe of fans over there! That show is much more interesting than the storytelling in this teahouse."
Theatrical troupe? There was a hint of hesitation on Li Huowang's face. If he guessed correctly, the only opera troupe in this county should be the Lu family troupe.
Just when he thought so, his body had already entered the teahouse, but there was no one else in it except the storyteller who poured the tea and chatted on the side.
"Oh, what else are you asking about?" Li Huowang turned around and walked towards the inn.
But when he just lifted his right foot, the ghosts and gods followed the pace of the previous few people.
He would like to see what kind of fame Lu Zhuangyuan has made to attract all the people who drink tea in the teahouse.
The stage set up by Lu Jiaban is not far away, just at the foot of Xicheng. The stage is crowded with people, people eating melon seeds and eating edamame, and chatting is very lively.
As Li Huowang approached, on the stage, Lu Juren, who had drawn a play, was speaking to his daughter-in-law.
"Hey~ I~ I don't want the first class, and I don't want the inferior, I just want~ as long as~ I only want my sister~ that's a little red in my heart~"
With a whimper, there was a roar of laughter from below the table.
"Isn't this play right?" Li Huowang looked at Lu Juren on the stage suspiciously.
Just when he thought so, Lu Xiucai on the stage began to sing along with the music.
"Reach out and touch the tip of sister's little nose~ Youyou's fragrance goes out to the nunnery,"
"Stretch out and touch sister's mouth~baby eyes smile slightly~IndoMTL.com~reach out and touch sister's lower tips~the lower tips are in front of the chest."
"Reach out and touch my sister's ear ~ protruding head and ears playing on the swing..."
It was normal at first, but the further down you go, the more nasty the laughter and roars under the table got louder and louder.
At this moment, Li Huowang finally knew why those people just called this show a fan show, and why there were all men under the stage and not a single woman.
Faced with the various stunts of other people's troupes, this old boy is stunned to find a way to find a way to survive. As expected, he is an old actor who has acted for decades.
After answering the doubts in his heart, Li Huowang shook his head, turned and left the lively stage.
But just as he was about to leave, a low voice of discussion came into his ears,
"This is much more interesting than Pi County's fan show."
"Didn't you say there is a plague over there? You still dare to go?"