Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 34: Happy God


Just when Li Huowang felt that he was about to lose consciousness, he put his hand into his waist and pulled it. The moment the extremely harsh bell rang, the uncomfortable feeling quickly receded.

With the sound of "Touch!", Li Huowang's head slammed heavily on the ground, causing his brain to buzz.

Ignoring the pain in his head, Li Huowang gritted his teeth and continued to shake the copper bell in his hand, almost being overcast by this guy.

Now all the lines on the edge of the Eight Immortals Table, the bamboo poles on which the platform was built, and the tablets of the ancestors of the Hu family began to twist and quickly condense into a weird aggregate.

As Li Huowang, who had a splitting headache, pointed his finger, Master You rushed towards the fake Lu Zhuangyuan who was retreating.

Seeing that the other party has helpers, the thing is about to escape, but it is already too late, and Master You has already come to its side.

But instead of approaching Lu Zhuangyuan's body, it went directly to the ground and was drilled by the black shadow from the lantern.

When the lines on Master You's body were like sharp knives, it cut the shadow of the little-footed woman into pieces, and the thing screamed like a beast and fell to the ground struggling desperately.

"So the body of this thing is a shadow on the ground? No wonder it would be useless to cut its body in half." This thought flashed in Li Huowang's mind.

Under the attack of Master You, the fake Lu Zhuangyuan that thing turned into quickly deflated like a leaking air bag, and the humanoid shadow on the ground spread rapidly, and finally formed a puddle of stench and sticky black liquid.

Just when Li Huowang thought everything was over,

With a "swipe" sound, Master You quickly rushed back and swirled around him.

"What's going on? Is it possible that there is still more?" Li Huowang's rattling motion, which he had just prepared to slow down, continued to shake vigorously, and he looked vigilantly towards the twisting and spinning world around him.

Seeing that hiding didn't work, the little-footed woman flashed out from a squirming line in the distance, standing there staring gloomily.

"It's not the one who just became the champion of Lu, there are two." Just when Li Huowang thought so, the other woman with small feet split from it, and began to divide more and more. smaller.

More than one, several women with small feet jumped out of the twisted lines around them, and also began to get smaller and smaller.

Following Li Huowang's finger, Master You rushed up and started attacking the women with small feet around the size of a palm.

But no matter how fast they attacked, they were not as fast as they split. These women with identical little feet surrounded Li Huowang, splitting apart, opening their blood-red cherry mouth slightly, and began to twist the weird body, using the extremely sharp A thin voice began to sing a song.

"Happy and happy, happy with a smile, and adorned and adored."

"Happy and happy, the red paper sticks to the door and the ink is new."

"Happy God is angry, happy God is sad, the incense head and the lamp are as bright as the sea."

"The God of Joy is hungry, the God of joy is hungry, the heart of the left hand, the heart and the liver of the right hand, the head of the village is here to welcome the God of joy~!"

The moment they finished singing, their entire bodies exploded instantly, and some kind of black substance splashed out from their bodies, dyeing all the wriggling and twisting spaces around them completely black.

Although he didn't know what the other party was doing, Li Huowang sensed something was wrong at this time, stopped the rattle in his hand, and prepared to retreat first.

But the next second, his feet were nailed to the spot like nails. A hazy, weak guidance from nowhere made Li Huowang straight up and look at the sky directly above.

It was extremely dark and there was nothing there, but Li Huowang noticed something. There must be something very grand moving in the darkness.

"Happy God?"

As soon as this thought came out, Li Huowang saw the outlines of various sizes appearing in the darkness, "No, that thing sensed my thoughts! I must leave here immediately."

Li Huowang thought so, but his body didn't do that. His body began to get excited, his breathing began to become rapid, the blue veins on his face burst out, his hands tore off the robes on his body, and his hands were raised up to meet the darkness. something in.

The black outline became clear and distorted, and Li Huowang could already see it! The bloodshot in his eyes had even begun to burst due to excitement, and two tears of blood slowly slipped from his eyes.

"I can't watch it anymore! I can't watch it anymore!! Hurry up and close your eyes!!" Li Huowang struggled with all his strength, but it was useless.

Li Huowang can already see the head of the **** of joy, if that large string of chaotic and sticky things can really be called the head.

Just as the thing was about to emerge from the darkness, a very special "da-da" sound suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, the thing in the darkness suddenly stopped, and it shrank a lot into the dark sky, as if something in the darkness was pulling it.

Suddenly an extremely loud rooster croak sounded, and the darkness in the sky shattered like a mirror.

With the sound of the bones cracking, Li Huowang raised his head and regained consciousness. He suddenly lowered his head, put his hands on the ground, and looked at the stone bricks on the ground, gasping for breath~IndoMTL.com~ Those little-footed women finally called what? What the **** just happened? !" All kinds of unanswered questions flashed in his mind.

Holding the Eight Immortals Table beside him, Li Huowang sat up with difficulty. When he looked up, there was nothing in the air, as if everything just now was fake.

The sky is already bright, and the fifth watch has passed, and the Hu family will come to pick up their ancestors soon.

The stage in the distance was still ringing at this time. Zhuangyuan Lu and the others did sing for a whole night. Even though they seemed to be swaying and their voices were hoarse due to the influence of the bell, they did not sing for a moment. Dare to stop.

Looking at the various black tablets next to him, Li Huowang remembered it later, and the clack sound just now seemed to be the sound of the spirit tablet hitting the table at the same time.

Li Huowang looked at the tablets of the ancestors of the Hu family in surprise, "Could it be that they helped me just now?"

After thinking about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was such a possibility. He quickly stood still, and gave a gentle salute to the half-immortal table where the tablets were placed, "Thank you for your help."

Just after he finished the ceremony, the tablets suddenly began to tremble slightly, and the tremors became louder and louder. "Da da da da"

Seeing the intimidating scene in front of him, Li Huowang took a half step back vigilantly with the bell in his hand.

"What's the situation? Thank you and thank you for something bad? It's almost dawn. If you don't go back, what are you waiting for?"

But just when Li Huowang thought so, he made a "pull", all the tablets on the Eight Immortals table in front of him instantly fell backwards,

Immediately after, a familiar voice sounded from Li Huowang's ear, making him feel as if his body had fallen into a bone-piercing ice cave. "Baby..."


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