Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 60: Jumping God
The sun was slowly moving westward, and a village by the road gradually appeared in front of them, with houses of various heights and shorts scattered.
"Look, this is the stockade I'm talking about." With a smile on his face, Li Zhi pointed to the large black tile in front of him, and then strode inside.
"You come with me. I have a fellow in this place. We don't need money to live in his house."
Looking at the retreating figure, Li Huowang waved his hand gently, and the two donkey carts drove towards the inside.
Walking to the loess road between the houses, Li Huowang and others looked around at the quiet surroundings.
Strangely, no one was seen in either the fields or the yard.
"What's going on? What about the people in the village?" Li Huowang, who was puzzled, thought to himself.
Just when he thought so, at a corner in front, Li Zhi stuck his head out, not to mention how excited that old face was.
"Hey!! Come on, there's a lot of fun here! It seems that my father-in-law is climbing the ashes!! My face is scratched, don't mention how excited!"
"Climbing Ash? What is Climbing Ash?" No one answered Li Huowang's words. When he turned his head, he saw the embarrassed expressions of others, and Bai Lingmiao's face even blushed and hung down.
"Brother Li, let's not join in the fun, it's all other people's family affairs."
Li Huowang glanced at her with some doubts, then turned around and strode towards Li Zhi.
As soon as he turned the corner, the person in front of him suddenly became brighter. Men, women and children were surrounded by the door of the family on the third floor and the third floor. Li Zhi stood beside the crowd, leaning on other people's shoulders with his feet on his feet, probing his brain.
After a long time, people from the whole village came to join in the fun.
"What is ash climbing?" Li Huowang approached Li Zhi and asked.
"Father-in-law stealing his daughter-in-law, is there another name in your realm? Who are you?" Li Zhi looked at Li Huowang up and down again with a surprised face.
After hearing the other party's explanation, Li Huowang was speechless. No wonder Bai Lingmiao had that kind of expression just now.
"Ah~!!" A woman's ear-piercing scream exploded in the middle of the crowd, and the crowd hummed back abruptly.
Through the gap, Li Huowang saw a strange scene inside.
A naked woman with limbs and joints twisted like a snake coiled on the table of the Eight Immortals, screaming and trembling.
"Oops, it's broken. It doesn't seem to be crawling on the ashes, but someone bumped into it." Li Zhi clapped his hands in annoyance and shoved into it.
"Well, please let me go, I'm a great dancer, please let me go, sigh, who the **** is stepping on my feet! All go home! What's the fun of this kind of fun!"
Seeing the scene in front of him, Li Huowang who was about to turn around stood up, "Is he planning to use his method to exorcise evil spirits?"
After finally getting into the crowd, Li Zhi looked around and waved at Li Huowang, "Really, come on, what are you doing with the pestle so far away?"
Li Huowang thought for a while, and then squeezed into the crowd.
This guy looks a little out of place, so I can just take this opportunity to see how strong he is. If he is just playing a small game, there is no need for him to help him solve his own problems, lest Dan Yangzi and Buddha eat Just ate him.
When he came to the center of the crowd, he could see more clearly, the strange woman on the Eight Immortals table was obviously very wrong.
A pair of beautiful Dan Feng's eyes do not have any black benevolence, and her eyes seem to have five double eyelids.
Two faces were scratched, one old and one young, standing beside them, looking like bitter masters.
"Really, look at this matter, are you here or I'm here?" Li Zhi asked in a low voice again.
"Why don't we go together, you can ask for more money when you're done, and we'll split it in half, so that it won't break my rules."
"No, I'm not good at exorcising evil, so you should come." Li Huowang refused, and he didn't know how.
Hearing Li Huowang's explanation, Li Zhi was surprised. "You fooled me? You can't even drive away evil spirits, so I'm afraid you're not a fake Taoist?"
"Go quickly, you see this woman is about to break her bones." Li Huowang pointed at the woman on the table of the Eight Immortals and said.
I saw that the woman who was still coiled just now bit her lip, blood dripped from her chin, and the joints of her limbs were twisted and creaking.
"It seems that ordinary people are not as far from these things as I imagined, but these people will use the common explanation of "Jianxie". Li Huowang secretly said in his heart.
"What if Li Zhi happened to be absent today? What should they do?" Li Huowang thought as he looked at Li Zhi who was negotiating with the bitter master.
Looking at the old farm tools and the bare feet stained with yellow mud, the answer to this question seems simple and cruel.
This kind of thing is probably the same as being sick with the poor. Minor illnesses are next to each other, serious illnesses are carried, and they just lie down when they can't resist.
"Cough cough~!" A cough silenced the buzzing discussions of the surrounding crowd.
"Boom~!" As Li Zhi tapped the old drum around his waist with a small stick, the hearts of everyone present also trembled.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" "Please~~ God~~ le~~!"
This powerful, high-pitched voice shouted out, suppressing all the sounds around.
Li Huowang turned his head and looked out of the house. The red light in the sky was gradually disappearing, and the silent night was coming.
"The sunset is on the west mountain~~It's getting dark~~! The dragon returns to the sea and the tiger returns to the mountain~The dragon returns to the sea to walk in the rain~The tiger wants to return to the mountain to sleep peacefully~Hey~~..."
As Li Zhi sang the words with the same rhythm as the drum beat ~IndoMTL.com~ the body of Er Shen, who had been absent all the time, began to tremble, the red hijab on his head, and the colored cloth strips on his body also trembled.
"He has seven-star glazed tiles on his head, and eight-edged purple-gold bricks on his feet. His feet are plucked from the ground, and his head is on the sky. He takes strides to walk in a chain, and his feet stand firmly against the camp. Burn incense and drums, please Lao Xian~~..... .”
While beating the drum, Li Zhi took out a few sticks of incense, lit it, and inserted it around the woman on the half-immortal table.
The disheveled woman bared her teeth like a wild beast. She was about to pounce, but she shrank back with a whimper when she met the white smoke.
The white smoke wafting from the incense head did not disperse, but slowly swirled around the house. After a while, the house began to become hazy,
The corners of Li Huowang's eyes twitched, and his mood began to feel a little irritable. He glanced at everything around him that was completely normal. With a frown, he squeezed the back of his neck with his hand and took two steps back.
"Hey~!" The woman under the red hijab moved for the first time, she began to burp, and there was a rustling sound from under the red hijab.
The crowd watching the lively around was obviously frightened, and spread out a little more than before, and some timid people ran home before it was completely dark.
Hearing the hiccups, Li Zhi glanced back and continued to sing while beating the drums.
"Old Immortal's house~ I know you are coming, don't quarrel, don't make trouble, you have power, you have a lot of murderousness, and you have less murderous power~"
"The house is small, Galardo, it's amazing to be hit by a knocker, it's easy to deal with a gentleman, and a villain with a tongue~hey~~"