Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 61: 2 Gods
"Dong~dong~dongdong~" In the low-rise bungalow, the drums kept beating, and Li Zhi's chanting was also non-stop.
"Help me, with a roof over my head, my feet on the rafters, a drum in my left hand and a whip in my right hand, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh~" "dong dong dong!!"
Li Huowang on the side could see that as he continued to chant, the red hijab on Er Shen's head was gradually pushed up by what was inside.
Across the red hijab, Li Huowang saw the outlines of some strange animal heads emerging from it.
It's not accurate to say that the head of a beast is not an ordinary beast, and all of them are severely mutated and deformed.
These things appear and disappear like running water under the red hijab, constantly wriggling.
These things, combined with the hazy white smoke, look so weird.
Li Huowang rubbed his eyes vigorously and found that the two gods had already stepped on the drum at this time, and followed Li Zhixiang to the side of the Eight Immortals Table, which was completely shrouded in white smoke.
"I'm going to beat it up and down~ that one beat up and down~
The first three, the fourth, the left, the right, and the six or sixty-eight strokes~”
In the hazy white smoke, Li Zhi and the woman danced in circles one after the other.
The woman on the Eight Immortals began to strangle her neck with a very painful expression.
"Go away!! Go away!!" Her voice trembled.
"Move my troops ~ please Huang Tianba ~ please Huang Tianqing ~ please come to Huang Tianhei, please Huang Tianhong, big newspaper horse, Er Lingtong, quick mouth and tease brother to learn your tongue~" "Boom! Boom! Boom!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Huowang's mood became a little irritable for some reason.
At this time, he heard some inexplicable sounds around him, but when he listened carefully, those sounds disappeared again.
No matter what the old immortal Li Zhi was talking about, it was definitely different from anything he had encountered in the past.
"It sounds like he can invite more than one kind of immortal family. There should be a limit to this situation, right?"
While he was still concentrating on those things, the drum beat gradually became lighter.
Li Huowang, who frowned slightly, waved his hand, waved away the white smoke in front of him, and strode towards the table.
But as soon as he approached without thinking, suddenly, a black shadow of white smoke flew out and rushed towards his face with an afterimage.
"Qiang!" The long sword slammed, and the next second it was bitten by two rows of **** teeth.
This naked woman is surprisingly powerful, her clawed hands desperately scratching at Li Huowang's eyes.
At this moment, her bloodshot eyes bulged out, almost falling from her face, her constantly shaking face was full of hostility and murderous intent.
"Li Zhi!! What the **** are you doing!!" Li Huowang, who was struggling to persevere, shouted loudly into the white smoke.
"Dong Dong Dong!!" Lao ~ Xian ~ home ~"
The battle of moving troops sounded again, and the big red hijab flew out from the white smoke and covered the woman's face.
The woman struggled desperately, but couldn't stand it, and the animal face on the hijab wriggled towards her mouth.
With a sound of "whoosh~", she was suddenly pulled into the white smoke by some force, and Li Zhi's lyrics were still coming from it.
"Old immortal family~, leave the ancient cave and leave the mountain, grab the yellow sand to cover the cave door, walk with clouds on cloudy days, whirlwinds on sunny days, walk with whirlwinds and whirlwinds, you don't need to bring cigarettes when you come and go~"
When the frightened Li Huowang walked into the white smoke with a long sword vigilantly.
I found that the woman who was crazy just now was already slumped on the table, with a sallow face and cold sweat all over her body.
Li Zhi, who was beside him, continued to circle around the woman with the trembling and hiccupping daughter-in-law behind him.
"I won't stop you if you want to go. The overlord will lead the horse. First untie the reins and back the saddle. The old fairy family will whip the horse~ I want to go back to the mountain~ Hey, hey, hey, hey~"
After singing the last sentence, Li Zhifan took the drum whip in his hand and struck the center of the drum three times.
As soon as the drums stopped, the surrounding white smoke began to slowly dissipate, and the strange irritable sound in Li Huowang's heart gradually disappeared.
"Is it all right? I just got distracted, and I knew that with you outside, this guy couldn't run away." Li Zhi still looked like he didn't care about anything.
"Wandering your mind? Under such circumstances, how dare you lose your mind?" Li Huowang really couldn't understand the logic of this man's work.
"It's only fifty copper coins. How much does it cost to eat a bowl of noodles in the city now? Now that the evil spirits are gone and people are still alive, what do you want to do? It's pretty good."
"If you want to blame it, it's the people who set the rules back then. What kind of breaking rules did you set up, and you deserve to be poor when you dance?"
Li Huowang resisted rolling his eyes at him, walked to the table of the Eight Immortals, and watched the woman carefully.
It seems that her spirit has been greatly damaged, her godless eyes are full of fear, and her body is shaking uncontrollably.
After looking around for a while, Li Huowang didn't see that the fairy family in Li Zhi's mouth took her away.
"I don't want money, and I don't need anything physically. Is the so-called Xianjia's reward some kind of spiritual thing?" Li Huowang guessed in his heart.
At this time, the bitter master's family outside rushed in. When they saw that their family members were back to normal, they immediately hugged each other and cried and laughed.
At this time, Li Zhi came over and said to them: "This little daughter-in-law has just been hit by a weak body, and it's over, your family's feng shui is not good, I'm afraid that there will be troubles to come to the door in the future, or else Yes, do you ask for a Bao Jiaxian?"
"Bao Jiaxian?" Li Huowang's attention immediately followed.
"Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing! Listen to the experts!" How dare the frightened old man refuse.
Li Zhi stretched out his hand and took it out of his package, and he took out a clay sculpture ~IndoMTL.com~ Then he took out some red-headed ropes and began to wrap them, while chanting while wrapping his mouth what.
After everything was wrapped up, Li Zhi found a ladder and placed it on the beam.
"Every year on the first day of the New Year's Day, we offer incense on the fifteenth day of the month. Do you understand? Well, the money for the tea to move troops follows Bao Jiaxian's money, a total of 100 coins. Take the money."
Ignoring Li Zhi who was asking for a reward, Li Huowang walked to the ladder and carefully observed Bao Jiaxian on the beam.
This is a small clay figure with a wide width, which looks like it was pinched out of hand.
But unfortunately, its pair was extremely expressive. Looking at those eyes, Li Huowang seemed to be really looking at a living creature.
At this moment, Li Huowang suddenly saw that Bao Jiaxian moved inexplicably. "What's the matter, I'm blinded?"
"Don't look..." A tiny, thin voice sounded from behind.
Li Huowang turned his head abruptly, and instantly came face to face with the two gods with red hijabs.
The two were so close together that Li Huowang's slight exhalation could make the red hijab shake gently.
At this moment, Li Huowang had a lot of thoughts in his mind, "This person is really alive? Why did she let me not look at it?"
Li Huowang glanced at Li Zhi, who was bowing his head and nodding the copper coins, lowered his voice to the lowest level and asked, "Do you have anything to tell me?"
Hearing Li Huowang's words, his hands with pale white long nails gently pinched the corner of the red hijab and slowly lifted them up.
"Gu Dong" Li, who was holding the bell in his hand, swallowed hard, he was a little nervous.
"Goose, let's go, go and borrow a bed from a fellow villager to sleep in."
The red hijab was put back on again, and Er Shen turned around and quickly followed.