Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao Chapter 739: 60,000
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"Boy, don't study hard. If you go to school according to the cheating scriptures, you won't learn anything. I'll teach you. Let's just forget the way. You can't lie."
Sitting in the teahouse, Li Huowang was drinking tea while looking at Liu Wan in front of him and saying these shocking words.
"Cheating people is always the lowest level. If you want to lie, you have to let them lie to themselves." A mouse-eyed mustache continued to explain to the boy in front of him.
"As long as they can make them lie to themselves, even the most absurd lie will be true to them."
At this moment, an extremely haggard old woman walked past the teahouse with a vegetable basket on her shoulders.
"Look at this Mrs. Liu, he has gone to be a big soldier, and he hasn't come back for more than ten years. As long as he is not stupid, he knows that he can't come back, but she just doesn't believe it. She always feels that she is a gentleman. I can come back."
'This is deceiving yourself, you don't even need to know what her husband-in-law looks like. People like this are the more deceitful the more they can't get out, just look at it. "
After Liu Wan finished speaking, he wiped his face with his hands, and an old beggar with white hair and ragged clothes appeared in front of Li Huowang.
With a sound of "dang", Liu Wan knocked out a hole in the bowl in his hand, and tremblingly leaned towards the old woman.
Because of the distance, Li Huowang couldn't hear the sound. He just saw Liu Wan tentatively said something to the old woman, and then the woman let go of her hand, and the vegetable basket fell to the ground, excited. The one rushed up, went up, and burst into tears.
Reunited after a long absence, the two wept with excitement as they cuddled each other and walked towards home.
After a while, Liu Wan came back, his appearance did not change back, he was still the old beggar.
"See, it's that simple."
"You didn't lie to her." Li Huowang pushed aside a few peanuts and threw them into his mouth.
"Who said I didn't lie? As long as I think about it, she will provide me with good food and drink for the rest of my life. Even if she dies, her son doesn't want to be scolded by the neighbors for being unfilial, so he will obediently support me until the end of my life."
"This trick is called dove occupying the nest. Some old liars who have no children and no children will use this trick to spend their old age when they are tired of cheating."
Li Huowang took a sip of tea. "When you get along day and night, you are not afraid that she will find out that something is wrong? After all, you are your husband."
"Hey? This is the trick of this trick. Think about it, what if an old woman finds out that something is wrong? Does she dare to say it?"
"Under the three principles and five constant principles, she dares to tell others that the man she has been waiting for for more than ten years, the man who has lived with her in bed for several months, is actually a liar?"
"Not only did she not wait for her husband-in-law, but she was also sullied by a stranger, which made her husband's family lose face. If she said this, the neighbors in the neighborhood would poke her back, and she would not survive alive?"
"Compared with this desperate end, lying to myself may be just thinking too much, is it easier to accept?
"Oh, senior, you are really a beast."
"A beast? Humans and beasts are not made of meat. Humans are beasts. All benevolence, righteousness, rites and music are bullshit. It's because some people believe in so many bullshit. We can still be so good at fooling people when we sit on our feet."
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After Liuwan put the tea down, he continued, "Let's just forget to play, that is, to make it big. The more you play, the more you will change others, and we can get it from Tianzun. The more non-gangs there are."
"Not Gang?" Li Huowang asked with a confused look.
"Call it whatever you want, it's just this thing, anyway, I call it Feigang, with this thing, we can use the supernatural power of sitting and forgetting Tao."
"Simple ones, disguise illusions are fine, complex ones are powerful, you can play dark chess and live puppets, and ah, the more you cheat, the better you will be, the more you cheat, the more interesting you will be, the better you will be! The tricks will naturally increase !"
"So that's what happened, thank you senior for teaching me." Hearing what the other party said, Li Huowang revealed a trace of desire for supernatural powers.
"But remember, we are virtuous when we sit and forget the way. We can't say that we only deceive people for the sake of non-existence. That's too vulgar. In this world, the most important thing for us to deceive people is for fun! For fun! As long as it's fun OK, then
As much as you want, as much as you want!"
"It's nothing to play tricks and make some money. It can make us feel happy and laugh out loud. That's called ability."
"That's right, Brother Liuwan, I was born to like to play, that's why I joined Zuo Wang Dao."
"Oh, it's okay, young man, you're on the road so soon? But you almost lied to me, I know you, you didn't come here by yourself to join the way, "
"We have always been cheating to pull people away. You were tricked into pretending to be forgetful."
Seeing that Li Huowang was silent, Liu Wan continued, "It's okay, it's not a big deal, I came in like this back then, even if it's the current dice boss, that's how I came here."
Li Huowang smiled, "This deception is really clumsy. I have no intention of doing anything, just want to try, if I deceive you, how much can I do."
"Oh~~ That's the case, if it's Feigang, tell me earlier, I just happen to have a situation here, what should we do together?"
"As long as things are done, Feigang will have as much as he wants."
After Liuwan finished speaking, he took a sip of tea~IndoMTL.com~ raised his head and looked at Li Huowang thoughtfully, "When I lied to that person, did you poison your bowl?"
"No." Li Huowang said very calmly.
Immediately afterwards, the two looked at each other and smiled, raised the teacup at the same time, knocked it heavily, the tea of the two rose high in the air, splashed into the other's teacup, and then drank each other down .
Sixty thousand smacked his mouth a few times. "This poison is not good enough. Poison is something that the women in the village are good at."
Li Huowang saluted 60,000 without arguing. "Okay, this round, I'll follow, thank you Senior 60,000 for your support, how can we cheat this round?"
"How can this be called cheating? This is to help others ~ let's go ~~"
Seeing Liu Wan leave the table, Li Huowang also followed.
The two walked on the clean street one after the other, no different from the rest of the crowd.
"Senior, who are we going to help?" Li Huowang asked.
"Of course we are going to help the good people. Let me tell you, this is not a gangster. Different people cheat, so there are more or less non-gangs."
"The lowest is the kind of mortals, and the slightly higher ones are those who have learned Chinese characters, then the people of the imperial court, and then, those heretics."
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"Anyway, the greater the impact, the more Feigang will give."
"Oh~ so that's the case, senior, if we deceived the emperor, wouldn't we be right?"
"Of course, do you know why our current dice boss is sitting on the dice?"