Different World Development Manual Chapter 11: The value of goblins
"Everyone! Fire!"
Following the order from the platoon leader, he immediately attacked the goblin army rushing forward.
"Boom boom boom!"
The gunshots were loud, and the goblins who had not fought the CPA were even more frightened. Even the Goblin King was slightly taken aback: "That's burst magic!?"
However, the goblins rushing to the front fell one by one, wailing in their mouths.
"Help! Help!"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
"Ah! My hand is broken!"
However, in the buildings on both sides, the citizens also volunteered to provide air fire support for the CPA.
"Bring me succulents to my old lady, and my old lady wants carpet bombing!"
"Wife, your fleshy."
"Is that two?"
"Uh, you have thrown away all the meat on the balcony."
"Um... the old lady pushed the fish tank over, and the old lady is going to throw an atomic bomb!"
"Wife, you see that the opposite house threw a kitchen knife, that is more lethal, should you throw a kitchen knife?"
"You don't want to cook anymore? Forget it, take it, and bring all the porcelain bowls by the way, and the old lady threw it down, killing the group of green leather bags."
In the tall buildings on both sides of the building for a while, pots, pans and pans were thrown down, and even big killers like the piano were pushed down.
"Duang!"
With a sound of the piano, the black piano slammed heavily on the Cyclops who was pulling the cart in front of the Goblin King.
The Cyclops staggered and fell directly to the ground, and the remains of the piano were scattered everywhere.
The Goblin King looked up at the falling objects and commanded: "Goblin Archer! Aim at the castle above and shoot arrows! Shoot all these alien soldiers to me!"
The goblin army was in the street at this time as if it were in a canyon. CPA fighters blocked the road, and there was a sneak attack by the enemy ambushing on the "hillside", and it was miserable for a while.
Where can weak goblins go to war? In any world, most of them in any work are like cannon fodder, and they are usually there. In addition to the gray fantasy works, they can also use wisdom to play some coordination and tactics.
In most cases: "We have a huge number of advantages, the mouse is troublesome to move over, frame us, and then A will go over, it's all right."
Then he played GG happily.
Facing the “castle” with “archers” ambushing on both sides, like goblins who were ambushed in a canyon, they didn’t choose to escape without losing their helmets and armor, but holding the rough ones in their hands. The wooden bows and arrows were shot at the tall buildings on both sides.
Simple hemp rope, rag strips, curved hard vines, and fairly tough branches, tentatively combined into their bows and arrows.
took out the ridiculous arrow, and the sharp pebbles were tied with a rope on the crooked wooden strip to form an arrow. The arrow feathers were feathers from birds that did not know what kind of bird, or inserted two leaves directly, which was too shabby.
With this terrible long-range equipment, it is difficult to get to the sky if you want to shoot middle and high-level citizens.
However, the citizens on the lower floors suffered, and the sharp arrow "buzzed" a man's cheek by the window on the third floor, and instantly wiped out a **** hole.
More and more arrow rain fell into the lower windows, and the CPA platoon leader shouted, "Goblin’s arrow rain attack! The lower citizens close! Windows! Households!"
Arrows almost flew 4 or 5 stories high. The citizens below the 5th floor closed their windows one after another, only to hear the arrow rain hitting them "pops".
hitting on the 4th or 5th layer of glass, just like a weak child throwing a pebbles, the threat is not big.
But the 4th floor is a situation where you take off your pants, pull out the rubber band, and make a slingshot to sling your glass.
"click! Click!"
The glass on the ground floor shattered one after another. When the platoon leader saw that the situation was not good, he hurriedly shouted: "Citizens on the ground floor don't go near the windows! Don't go near the windows!"
The high-level citizens saw that it was pretty good, and the brothers downstairs were all fucked.
"Hey! Do you have anything else? Throw it away!"
throw?
seemed to be inspired by the "archers" in the "castles" on both sides, the Goblin King roared loudly: "Throw those goblins to the humans for me! Kill them!"
The big muscle goblins with high magic resistance directly picked up the goblins wearing armor and holding weapons, like a cannon in the world, and threw them one by one toward the building.
The thick muscles and strong arm strength are enough to smash the goblin to the 8th floor like a cannonball.
"咿咿咿咿咿……"
"Boom!"
A goblin murmured and slammed directly into the window on the 6th floor. It hit a citizen who threw a weapon down and knocked it to the ground.
Goblin is short in stature. He has been severely beaten by high-level goblins since he was a child. Citizen Ayang was bumped into the flesh, with little impact.
got up and "cangcang" with a rolled-edged axe, hitting the rotten small buckler in his hand, shouting, "hooting, roaring, thinking about human demonstrations."
It’s a pity that this guy flew to the wrong house. This is not a well-known citizen's house, nor is it an apartment or hotel, but a small loan company.
"Fuck! Goblins are coming up!"
"Brother, **** the weapon!"
, a few male staff members gathered around the folding stool of the top ten fighting artifacts on the street.
The same goes for the female staff: "Wait, let the old lady come and do a wave, get the old lady's high heels, and poke him!"
After a socialist beating, the little goblin finally had two fists and no opponents. A sheep entered the tiger’s mouth. He was beaten and bleed, fell to the ground, foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and convulsed. .
"Take this goblin to the elder sister, it's disgusting!"
But at this time, the department manager rolled up his sleeves and said out of breath: "Old girl, wait a minute, look what this is, Goblin."
"How?"
" In various works, goblin ears can be sold for money. Have you seen a certain scum comics? The road to prosperity depends on goblins. It is better to cut off goblin ears first. , Throw it away again?"
The head of the office has a small basin above his head, holding a long pole soldier (drag) (handle), and stopping: "Wait a minute!"
"Huh?"
"Goblin’s ears were also in another world before. We are in Jiangzhou, where do we go to change it?"
"That's what I said."
’s office director continued: “I’ve seen a lot of works from different countries. Let’s tie up this thing first, and then give it to the demon demon spirit or the police station to receive the reward.
Even if there is no bounty~ IndoMTL.com~ We still have condolences.
See righteousness and do bravely, work hard, and be brave to be good citizens.
No bonus? Then there is a certificate of merit. Anyway, the various policies behind will definitely take care of us. If we haven't listened to the radio, we are talking about alien invasion. This is a historic event. "
said that the office director paused and looked at the expressions of the people. It was okay, very focused, better than a meeting, a little satisfaction in my heart, and then he promoted his financial affairs seriously: "Ahem... and speak Reason, historical events, the equipment on this goblin, armor, knives, shields, must have historical value and memorial significance.
It’s better to take it down and divide it up, go back to collect it, and wait for some time or a few years, sell it to collectors, or donate it to a museum, this is the goblin armor suit of the Battle of Jiangzhou. "
The department manager and other staff have greatly appreciated the insight of the office director.
The goblin on the ground is basically, he has avoided being cut off his ears, thrown down from the stairs and fell into a half-bodied situation.
It was these human beings in other worlds who gently peeled their skins, tied them up, and waited for the bounty to be paid later...cough cough, pay the bonus, and maximize the value of his body.
"Cough cough cough...I hurt..."
Goblin twitches and screams.
At this time, the department manager was already sweating happily, rolling his sleeves, holding a folding stool, slapped the window, and shouted at the muscular goblin below: "That big man, please give me another shot in this position. Goblin!!!"
Under the , Suo Hui flicked a goblin with a shuttle, looked at the ridiculous citizen above, and exclaimed: "Fuck, is that guy crazy? Li Le, under cover, change the magazine. "