Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 1087: Mushrooms also have business acumen

Under the blue sky before dawn, the thin luminous mushrooms were bent down by the wind, like a fishing rod hanging from mid-air. Bohemia and Doctor Cat held their breaths. In their unblinking gazes, they saw the luminous mushroom trembling slightly twice before finally bouncing back.

It doesn’t stop!

The bristling fur of one person and one cat slowly calmed down.

The reason why the Luminous Mushroom was not broken was naturally not because Lin Sanjiu's blow just now was not powerful enough - on the contrary, she used all her strength in that blow, even a building would crack; it's just that , her movements were finally a step slower than others.

"Let me go,"

Lin Sanjiu floated in the air, motionless, like a fly caught in an invisible spider web. After a while, the bandage on the back of his head started to smear with blood: "I, my wound seems to be open. It’s——”

"Really?" The puppet master was still sitting on the puppet chair, and his hands were still clasped together as before; even though Lin Sanjiu was hung up high, he looked like a slender figure. Without moving, I don't know how he eliminated most of the wind in the blink of an eye and caught the person in the air: "You didn't lie to me?"

"It really hurts!"

"Then I'm relieved," the puppet master sighed contentedly, "just keep hanging."

He said he would hang him up, so Doctor Cat and Mia the Miscellaneous Fish naturally didn’t dare to raise a single word of objection. One person and one cat smacked their lips for a while, and Hu Miaomiao, who was still more respectable, spoke: "Why, why doesn't she give up? Is it because the spores have not been sucked out?"

“You may not be successful in quitting drugs, let alone quitting stupidity.”

As his gaze swept across the sky, a clear look of boredom and impatience appeared on half of the puppet master's face - the sky was getting brighter at this time, and his pale face without a trace of blood looked almost transparent against the backdrop of jet-black hair. , only the corners of his eyes were faintly shining with the same dark blue color as the dawn sky.

Lin Sanjiu was on the contrary: her face turned blood red, and she said "oh oh uh uh" in her mouth and nose, and it was obvious that she was very uncomfortable. One person and one cat kept looking up into the air, but they couldn't find the right words to persuade the puppet master to put her down.

"It seems that there are many people who come to this world specifically to start a new life," the puppet master seemed to be talking to himself, and his voice was so low that it was almost inaudible. "...They call it 'conversion'?"

Although she really wanted to ask what she would do if she was teleported after "starting a new life", Bohemia still didn't dare to open her mouth. The puppet master's mood seems to be in a bad mood right now. People are not sure whether he is angry or enjoying torturing people. The best way is to say less.

The man wrapped in black leather seemed to be completely immersed in his own thoughts; he lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly raised his head slightly, startling a few people: "...Oh, there is an experience center ."

"Experience center?" Hu Miaomiao asked in person.

"It might be just right...someone is coming out," the puppet master turned his eyes, "Let's go, let them lead the way, and go to the experience center."

Although everyone and the cat were confused and didn't know where the "experience center" was, seeing that the puppet master had stood up from the "chair", they naturally had no choice but to follow - —It wasn’t until the group of people walked dozens of meters away and arrived in front of a “building” made of mushrooms that Lin Sanjiu, who was in the air behind them, was slammed to the ground with a muffled sound.

If this layer of window paper hadn't been punctured, it would be hard to imagine that these buildings were actually mushrooms. The "buildings" in front of me are all blue, slender and straight, clustered together high and low. They have neither windows nor entrances and exits, only many silk ribbons hanging down from the top - look up when you get closer. , each "silk ribbon" looks like it is wide enough for one person.

The first resident who leaves home to go to work in the early morning slips down from one of the white "silk ribbons". When they first saw a figure sliding down the silk strips, several people thought it was because they were dazzled; but the figure slid down very quickly, and when he was still one meter high from the ground, he loosened the button on his waist, bang. With a sound, his feet landed firmly on the ground, obviously he was already familiar with this process.

"Good morning!" the man greeted energetically. He is obviously an ordinary person, but he seems to be much more energetic than the tortured Bohemia and Lin Sanjiu: "Are you outsiders?"

One of the dolls who was a chair just now suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed Bohemia on the back. She staggered forward a few steps, and out of the corner of her eye, she found that the puppet master next to her had a dark, gloomy face, and she obviously didn't even want to open her mouth - she stuttered a few words, and finally squeezed out In one sentence: "Yes, yes, we...we want to go to the experience center."

"Oh!" The man suddenly smiled in surprise. His teeth are white, his eyes are bright, and his body is firm and healthy. Although he is nearly middle-aged, he is very comfortable to look at. "Are you going to the experience center? Welcome! It's really nice. I'm happy for you... Ah, if you don't mind, let me lead the way for you?"

When he finished speaking, Lin Sanjiu also limped closer. Her current appearance can be said to be miserable and suspicious. Her head is bandaged and bleeding, and she is covered in mud. She was beaten to pieces by the puppet master. But the middle-aged man's eyes lit up and he took a few steps to greet him: "Ah, he's new - no, no, you're not. What's going on?"

"Let me tell you," Doctor Cat jumped on Bohemia's shoulder and whispered with a look of disgust on his face: "This spore may be like dog urine. Even if it is gone, it still has a lingering smell."

In the puppet master's words, Lin Sanjiu has obviously not yet succeeded in quitting his stupidity. At this moment, she whispered with shame: "I, I don't know... I want to go back to that time..."

"I understand." The middle-aged man didn't know what conclusion he had come to. He looked back at everyone and nodded as if he believed it: "Without further delay, I will take you there right now."

While following him, Bohemia almost turned the puppet master's booklet out of Mars, and finally found an advertisement in the last few pages - it was none other than the experience center. advertise. The cat's head poked out from her shoulder, and he and she watched the advertisement for a while, both of whom couldn't understand it.

"End the bumps in the doomsday and regain a stable life"?

If the title is not strange enough, then this advertising slogan - "The irreparable shortcomings in human nature have caused mankind to never achieve the ideal balanced and happy society... The only answer is, What about Edible Truth Only”?

At the bottom of this advertisement, there is a line of bold text that cannot be ignored: "In the experience center, the most glorious day in your life is waiting for you. The integrity of Muyu Forum guarantees that there will be no sequelae and no consequences." Hidden conditions, you can leave as is after the experience."

"Let me tell you," Hu Miaomiao stepped on her shoulder, turned around, and asked the puppeteer: "What's going on with this advertisement?"

"Do you even need to ask," the puppet master said wistfully. "The mushrooms in this world, also known as the truth, all know the existence of the twelve realms. They have delegated the evolution of the servants of truth. Those who want to return to the Twelve Worlds and spend money to advertise in the Muyu Forum brochure. Visas in this world are so expensive, and this advertisement is one of the reasons."

He seems to have props for holding dolls. Although he can't hold a few, he can always ensure that there is never a shortage of dolls around him - he is currently half-lying on a low couch, carried by two dolls. They walked forward on their shoulders; as they walked, the decorative feathers on the puppet master's body also trembled, as if they were deliberately showing off.

"You have too much self-awareness, you always use such eye-catching things." Lin Sanjiu muttered in a low voice - Bohemia hoped that next time she said such words, she could Try to stay as far away from yourself as possible.

...Fortunately, the puppet master was far behind and probably didn't hear it. She hesitated for a moment and asked Lin Sanjiu in a low voice: "Hey, when you were in the lobster mushroom, didn't you take that one off? Where is it now?"

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and gestured to her neck.

"No, he woke up later, and it was even harder to take." When talking about things other than the truth, Lin Sanjiu was still normal: "But the saliva towel was crumpled into a piece, and he was also injured when he was seriously injured. You can't notice it, not to mention there are so many messy things on him..."

"It's in my backpack." Doctor Cat suddenly came over and pricked his face with fur, "I took it off when I was treating his wound. I remember, you suddenly saw a mark on his neck. When I was wearing a saliva towel, my face didn’t look like a human being anymore.”

"I knew she was unreliable!" Bohemia almost shed tears: "Doctor, your great kindness, I——"

Before she could finish expressing her gratitude, the middle-aged man in front of her suddenly stopped. He turned back and smiled at a few people, pointing not far ahead: "This is the experience center closest to us. You are lucky, it is also very large."

If he hadn't led the way around to the center of a group of "buildings", no one would have discovered it. It turned out that there was such an ordinary brick bungalow hidden among the clusters of skyscraper-like mushrooms. . There is a circle of open space around it. There is not even a weed except the fence, which is paved with sand and gravel.

I have to say that it was a relief to suddenly see such a clean place with no fungi growing at all.

"In order to make outsiders feel safe and relaxed, our experience centers are built with unhealthy and unnatural red bricks." The middle-aged man sighed, seeming a little regretful: "I don't understand why there are people I am willing to live in such a cold and rigid thing..."

As he spoke, he opened the door for several people: "I still have to go to work, and professionals will receive you next. Don't worry! Next, you will experience the truly beautiful life - eh, this Won’t you go in, sir?”

The two men and the cat looked back and saw that the puppets had already stopped far away. The puppet master seemed not to hear them and his expression did not move at all. The middle-aged man was not angry and left with a smile - but Bohemia's face turned ugly.

"Wait, wait a minute," she plucked up the courage to ask, "That's all Lin Sanjiu, let's just go in...is that okay?"

"It's just you, not you." Doctor Cat sat on the ground with his four paws tightly together, looking like a crane couldn't pull it up: "I won't go in. What a shortcoming of you humans. , happiness, what does it have to do with me, the target is not me."

Bohemia cannot argue with that.

"This experience center should let people experience the feeling of becoming a servant of truth, right? W-what if..."

"Afraid they will take the opportunity to turn you into a servant?" The puppet master suddenly spoke and sneered. "They understand humans very well and know what to do to attract a steady stream of stupid moths. Oh, look, that stupid moth has already gone in."

Bohemia turned around and saw Lin Sanjiu's back disappearing through the gate. She immediately stopped asking questions and quickly shouted, "Why are you in a hurry?" and rushed in - the door had its own sensor, and as soon as the two entered, the door slowly closed behind them.

Although there are no windows inside, the lighting is very soft, and there is a faint fragrance of forest trees in the air. This seems to be a reception room, and there are two light green doors at the other end; judging from the simple signage, the real experience should start after the light green doors.

"Welcome," a gentle female voice said, "Please wait a moment, our receptionist will be arriving soon."

"It's just like a commercial service," Lin Sanjiu suddenly complained softly, "I don't think it's necessary. They should focus on spiritual experience - what's that expression on your face?"

Bohemia was feeling depressed, nervous and uncomfortable at the moment. She only had one face, which was not enough to express so many emotions; and when she thought about it again, she seemed to have no need to come in just now, and suddenly Another layer of regret.

"When I think about having to experience this thing with you ~IndoMTL.com~, I feel very heavy." She said sadly, "Why are you in such good health? Your head has been injured, why are you still doing it?" Don’t you faint?”

"If you faint, you won't be able to experience the perfection of life."

The one who answered was not Lin Sanjiu - as the light green door slid open silently, a young man walked into the reception room with gentle steps, smiling at the two of them in a neither condescending nor overbearing manner: "Welcome, I am Two receptionists."

If there is a model of an ideal human being, then I am afraid that 80% of it is not too far from the appearance of this young receptionist - although he is not outstandingly beautiful, his facial features, physique, temperament and general aura are all clean and comfortable. , with a just right sense of harmony.

"Here, you will experience how our locals feel on an ordinary day." He spoke so gently, and every word was sincere and natural: "These feelings are all provided by volunteers. Yes, we randomly selected one day from their memories as the content of the experience hall. In other words, what you will experience next are absolutely real human perceptions... The experience is classified by occupation, gender and age. I would like to ask you Which one do you want to choose?"

Double points!