Doomsday Wonderland Chapter 499: Getting a visa is 0-to-0 return
There is very little information on [The Uterus Project] page.
There are no pictures and no detailed descriptions - in fact, all the item introductions given on the page are actually just the words quoted by Qingjiuru. The purpose of this thing is somewhat inexplicable, so even though it has been viewed more than two hundred times, no one has ever pressed the "like" button.
Lin Sanjiu looked at the cold "like", then a thought suddenly appeared, and a small 1 appeared next to it. After just thinking about it, she turned her eyes back to the lifeless word "buy" and tried to confirm it.
A new page appeared in front of you.
"Cannot be purchased: Because this item is too far away from you, it cannot be purchased immediately. Please try again after moving to another location." Lin Sanjiu read this line aloud. Even though she had her eyes closed at this time, she could still feel Li Bao bringing his head closer and his hot breath on her ears - on the surface, Li Bao was indeed no different from a human being.
Ji Shanqing asked eagerly: "Location transfer? What happened?"
"Wait, let me take a look...ah, there is a message left by the owner here." Lin Sanjiu carefully looked at the ID called "Bumping Little Sesame", and then said: "... ...The world this person is currently in is called the 'Endless Tunnel', and the world she will go to in 92 days is...'Bluish Yellow Spring'. Hey, this seems to be one of the twelve central realms? It seems that the only way to reach her place is Just go to the right place."
"It's not easy for this little sesame to get a visa to the twelve realms of the center." Libao frowned and muttered to himself. Seeing Lin Sanjiu withdrawing from [ebay], he immediately asked: "Is [Uterus Plan] expensive?"
“She didn’t offer a price, she just wrote on the page that she wanted to exchange for a special combat-oriented item.” Lin Sanjiu replied, “…actually, if you think about it carefully, this [Womb Project] will not only do us It’s useful, but no one else needs it. She can’t raise the price, so it’s quite reasonable.”
Unlike the absolute control of the Puppet Master, [Project Uterus] can only turn humanoid objects into humans; as for whether they will leave you or even stab you when they become humans, that is all uncertain. thing - from a certain point of view, it is simply a thing that is completely unnecessary, no wonder it is being sold.
"Then...sister, what do you think?" Ji Shanqing's eyes were shining, "Shall we buy it?"
Although this is a question, "Buy, buy, buy, buy" is written all over his face.
"You can try it." Lin Sanjiu thought for a while and came to a conclusion. "Although you have the advantage of being a gift bag, if we buy this thing, it is equivalent to an extra layer of insurance."
The decision was made, and Ji Shanqing immediately activated the [Defective Visa Officer], planning to issue a visa to the "Biluo Huangquan" for all three people; Lin Sanjiu didn't hear Qing Jiuliu's voice for a long time, and was confused. I turned around and saw that this guy was already asleep.
Thinking about it - even when he killed someone just now, Qingjiuru didn't put down the bottle of wine; in this moment, he had drank several bottles of whiskey in a row - now he just fell asleep and was not intoxicated by alcohol. What a gift. Extraordinary.
After pushing a few times, he failed to wake him up; Lin Sanjiu had to slap him on the face a few times, and Qing Jiuliu, who was alarmingly low on vigilance, finally opened his eyes.
Lin Sanjiu immediately stuffed the paper crane to him: "Are you awake? Tell Si Lu and the others as soon as possible so that they don't come... I'm worried that if they come and find something wrong with the body, then they will really die. I can’t explain clearly.”
"You can do it yourself. It's not like you can't speak." Qingjiuru looked as if someone had had his bones removed, and he excused himself softly and lazily: "...I'm so sleepy."
"Aren't you the best actor? You're the right professional counterpart." Lin Sanjiu had long been accustomed to his lazy temperament, and remained unmoved. She just stared at him and sent out an emotional and convincing message. ——It wasn't until the paper crane disappeared into the dark night sky that she continued: "The gift package is issuing visas for us, and we will wait until the next world..."
She had just said this when she heard Ji Shanqing behind her suddenly say "ah" - Lin Sanjiu quickly turned her head and saw the gift bag sitting in the candlelight, with her mouth open and a helpless look on her face. The color of Cuo was mixed with light and dark by the firelight.
"What's wrong?"
"I..." Libao paused, as if what he was going to say next was very difficult. After a few seconds, he stammered: "I, the visas I can issue are all single sheets."
"What?"
Lin Sanjiu jumped up - she rushed over in a few steps and grabbed the visa that had been placed on the table after the gift package was opened. She quickly browsed through them one by one, and she found that there was really no one. Zhang Chongyang.
"How could this happen?"
"My abilities can only be fused and cannot be replaced, so even if I kill two visa officers in a row, I will still be a 'defective visa officer'." Li Bao was so frustrated that his eyebrows dropped and he refused to raise his eyes: " …I originally thought that defective products meant that the visa issued was not good enough, but I didn’t expect that only one visa can be issued for each destination.”
As if he sensed what Lin Sanjiu wanted to ask, Li Bao took the lead and let out a long sigh: "Besides, I don't have many visas in total... except for one visa that allows you to enter six months before the end. "The remaining few," he said, poking at the visas on the table without hesitation: "Olympics, Pompeii... God knows what kind of ghost world they are, and I don't know their classification."
Lin Sanjiu lowered his head and counted, and then discovered that the gift packs that could be issued were only seven or eight visas in total; the only advantage was probably that each visa was blank and anonymous, and anyone who took it could use it. .
"Not even a card with twelve circles in the center?"
"No." Libao said unhappily.
The drunken Qingjiu Liu who was standing aside seemed to sense that something was wrong. He suddenly moved over without saying a word and put his chin on the table, looking like a dog.
"Then what should we do now?" Lin Sanjiu was worried, "Now we have to go to Biluo Huangquan to buy the [Womb Project], and the other is to bring the great witch and——" She glanced at Qing Jiureu , paused, and then continued: "...Qing Jiuliu. So after all is said and done, we still have to find a visa officer?"
"Your pause is a bit hurtful." Qingjiuru complained vaguely.
"That's not the case," Libao rubbed his face tiredly and narrowed his eyes: "We can also go to [ebay] to have a look... I just saw someone selling visas in the item list, saying Maybe I can buy a visa to go to Biluo Huangquan."
Now it seems that this is the only way - Lin Sanjiu rubbed her temples heavily, then reached out and took the red plastic letter e from the table; just as she held it in her hand, she suddenly opened her eyes again .
"What's wrong?" Libao asked.
"Go ahead and put the visa that was issued six months in advance on the great witch," Lin Sanjiu instructed, "... none of us know when she will transmit, so it's better to be on the safe side."
Libao responded, grabbed the visa to the world of "sandwich cookies" and left.
As soon as Ji Shanqing left, there was only the faint crackling sound of candle wicks in the air. The night outside the window became darker, as if the house was just floating in darkness. Lin Sanjiu picked up the plastic letters again and closed her eyes.
Ebay's light curtain just lit up in front of her eyes, and she heard Qing Jiuliu beside her suddenly say "Hey", and then there was a sound of a chair, as if he stood up - Lin Sanjiu immediately opened his eyes, Before he could even ask "What's wrong?", he was stunned for a moment.
A white shadow buzzed in through the window.
"It's strange, we just let the paper crane out," Qingjiuru held out his finger with a bit of surprise, letting the little paper crane flap its wings and fall down, "...how come it happened so quickly? Are you back?"
For this question, they soon heard the answer from Si Lu.
"...We found a ship. We took the sea route during this period, so we were very fast; now we have landed. We will reach your location in a few hours' walk." Si Lu His voice sounded very serious, "... Leave the visa officer's body there and don't move it until we come over to take a look." ︽②miào︽②bi︽.*②ge︽②,
He only recorded a few sentences ~IndoMTL.com~ and finished them quickly; as soon as the message ended, the room suddenly fell into silence again.
At this time, the gift bag pushed the big witch into the hall, and happened to hear a tail; he stopped, and several people looked at each other, and each other's expressions darkened.
"Let it go again." Lin Sanjiu stared at the paper crane and said softly.
Qing Jiuli released Si Lu’s information again.
Yes, they heard it right——
In the message recorded by Si Lu, a long whistle sounded faintly, as if it was floating far behind him.
(Discovering the water gave me a jade, thank you! I happened to bump into the leave request, I was a little embarrassed...Thank you for Shenyou's Facial Paralysis, Muzi, Ten Continents, The Bridge Under the Han, Egg Tart, Guan Shanyue Waiting for everyone, as well as monthly passes for Ishide Reiyu, Yaya 21, Date Eating Girl, How Innocent, Faith, etc.! Sorry to write too long, just feel my feelings...)
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