Doomsday Wonderland: New Year Extra Chowder

New Year Extra

Qiao Yuanji took a deep breath before ringing the doorbell.

1. Think about it, she is already 21 years old and is about to graduate from graduate school. She wants to buy something and is short of money, but she is too embarrassed to ask her family to ask for it. Fortunately, her classmate introduced her to a part-time job as a tutor. For her, the salary was unexpectedly generous - one thousand and fifty an hour, and she could earn the price of the set of antique books she wanted in one weekend.

2. The only suspicious thing is why the classmate himself did not take the job.

“I don’t have time,” said classmate Meng Fujin with a sigh. “The hostess of that house is very nice, generous, kind, and easy to talk to... If you don’t believe me, ask Tu Chang’an. I met her when she and I were going out. Pass that hostess once."

Tu Changan, who was always easy to fool and couldn't tell the difference between true and false positive reviews, could not completely dispel Qiao Yuansi's doubts even though he nodded many times to ensure that his words were true - but a thousand and a half would be enough.

3. The title "hostess" left an impression in Qiao Yuansi's mind of a middle-aged aunt with short curly hair and a plump figure; so when she first saw the person opening the door, she looked at it. The other party could only ask blankly but politely: "Is Ms. Lin here? I am the tutor you have made an appointment for today."

It turns out there is someone in Ms. Lin’s family who is a model?

The young woman who was nearly 1.8 meters in front of her - she looked no older than thirty years old, and the lines all over her body were so condensed and smooth that it was enviable - looked down at Qiao Yuansi, smiled and said: "I am , please come in."

...Meng Fujin didn't say that tutoring classes were for kindergarten children.

4. "Excuse me, how old is your child?" Qiao Yuansi asked, "The class that needs tutoring is..."

Ms. Lin scratched her face.

"Actually," she said, seeming a little embarrassed, "she is not my biological child..."

I understand, no wonder she is so young. She is the second wife and will not be a stepmother. When Qiao Yuansi flashed several TV drama plots in his mind, he only heard Ms. Lin say again: "There are a lot of people. I don't know you." Can you handle it?"

5. Is the first wife very fertile?

6. When Ms. Lin opened the door of the "nursery", Qiao Yuansi couldn't help being shocked. There was a spacious hall of fifty or sixty square meters, a ceiling nearly ten meters high, and bright French windows... It was quite a beautiful room, but that was not the main reason that surprised her; the main reason was that the child was too Too much.

7. "How many children are there?" Qiao Yuansi asked stammeringly, looking at the pit full of children. It seemed that they ranged in age from five or six to teenagers. They were all sitting quietly on the sofa or on the floor, with expressionless faces that at first glance seemed a bit mind-numbing.

Ms. Lin also has a headache. "No, no, not everyone you see is a child... Oh, really, I told him clearly..."

What does it mean?

Ms. Lin looked around and suddenly raised her head - only then did Qiao Yuansi realize that there was a hammock pulled in mid-air - she shouted to the hammock: "Puppet Master! The tutor is here, you go first Put...put away the toys first."

What is this child's name? She spoke so quickly that Qiao Yuanji felt as if he had heard wrongly.

8. A gloomy face slowly poked out from the edge of the hammock. That little face was at most the size of Qiao Yuansi's hand, and he looked no more than ten years old. His gothic makeup was not his biggest problem; the biggest problem was that as soon as he stretched out his head, Qiao Yuansi subconsciously wanted to cover it. The main artery in your own neck.

"...You are not satisfied with your life, so you want to play extreme sports with your mouth?" When the child stared at the person, he felt that the gall would burst under his gaze. He asked softly and sinisterly, "Who do you think you are ordering?"

9. It’s incredible. It seems to be a grudge between a wealthy family, a disagreement between the eldest son and the new wife, etc. I didn’t expect that art really comes from life.

10. Perhaps for the sake of the tutor, the child named Puppet Master put away the "toys" that were all over the place.

Qiao Yuansi didn’t want to ask why those vivid and lifelike humans were toys and how they were put away.

She is now feeling cold from the soles of her feet to her forehead. When she thinks about it carefully, antique books don’t seem to be necessary...

11. "Hey, he's in a good mood today. Maybe it's because it's the Chinese New Year and he has such a good attitude."

Ms. Lin is so pitiful. She seems to have never seen a good attitude.

12. After all the "toys" are put away, just like the rocks are exposed after the tide recedes, the rest are the objects of Qiao Yuanji's class.

"Let me introduce it to you," Ms. Lin took her as if visiting a tourist attraction, pointing to the first child with black hair and a fierce expression and said, "This is a taboo."

Unexpectedly, the child with such a fierce expression, who looked like a future delinquent, just nodded after hearing this, as if to say, "It's really me."

"This is Poppy."

A little girl with honey-blonde curly hair, who was as beautiful as if she had been carefully drawn, said to Ms. Lin in a barrage of words: "You have introduced your mother's name completely. We have been tricked by the copy. There is nothing we can do about it. You are What's going on? You're so jealous and so cute here. Do you think you're cute and you're attracted to you?"

"This is Bohemia," Ms. Lin said again calmly. She has a really good temper.

The next child almost stopped Qiao Yuansi's heartbeat, and even the word "copy" was forgotten in her mind - she always felt that she had received a good education, but she never expected that one day she would not be able to think of a suitable word to describe a child. The beauty of a child. Young, young sun god?

"He is Si Ba'an," Ms. Lin said, looking at her nose and nose. "It's better to look at him as little as possible when it's not necessary."

Sibaan smiled gently at Qiao Yuansi, his green eyes curled up, reflecting the light of the lake.

Qiao Yuansi was in a daze for a moment, and half a minute passed.

When she was pulled away by Ms. Lin, she finally came to her senses; she looked at the children with very different looks, and then said one sentence: "Your husband... is quite rich in genes."

13. Mr. Lin’s gene pool is really rich because his next child will be a robot.

"It's called J7," Ms. Lin said, holding the small metal machine that Qiao Yuansi thought was a toy into her arms, "he is the best child in my family, considerate and reasonable."

...I always feel that these words were meant for other children.

Even J7 looked a little confused, as if she couldn't figure out how the laurel wreath fell from the sky onto her stapler - although Qiao Yuanji didn't know how she figured it out.

No, there seems to be something wrong?

But just like some people are born with white skin, and some are born with curly hair, if someone is born with a metal body, isn't it normal?

Qiao Yuansi thought for a while and couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he just let it go.

14. The next child is a cat.

15. Qiao Yuansi felt that in his years of education, there seemed to be something wrong with him, but Ms. Lin assured her very firmly that the kitten in her hand, with its eyes still covered with blue membranes and its fur standing on end, It is also necessary to take classes - "Only through continuous education can they recover and grow up as quickly as possible." Ms. Lin emphasized again and again.

16. Robots are acceptable, and cats are of course even more acceptable.

17. The cat is fine, and the baby rabbit is of course reasonable. Its belly is no longer as long as my little finger...but it still hurts a little when I was kicked by it.

18. Rabbits are reasonable, this... this... larvae like silkworms, Qiao Yuansi can also teach them. According to Ms. Lin, when counseling larvae, the focus should be on two aspects. One is the history, policies and style of various queens in history, and the other is the preciousness of human life.

"I hope I can pull it back a little," Ms. Lin said with a sigh.

19. Even larvae can be taught. One...a square gift bag wrapped in gift paper and tied with a bow ~IndoMTL.com~ is also normal.

"I didn't expect it either," Ms. Lin scratched her face again, as if she knew her words were inappropriate: "The infantile transformation was put on him, and he actually returned to the original form of a gift bag..."

As she spoke, she patted the bow on the gift bag as if to comfort her.

20. Inanimate children already have a gift bag, what’s wrong with adding a ghost?

"You have to be careful," Ms. Lin explained, lifting Yuan Xiangxi with both hands in the same way as holding a dinner plate: "Because he is a young ghost, he originally weighed almost nothing, but now he is even lighter. Be sure to avoid him from sneezing. The last time Bohemia ate chili, a sneeze hit him into the spider web in the corner of the ceiling..."

21. The first wife was so fertile.

22. When Ms. Lin closed the door with a bang, Qiao Yuansi vaguely seemed to hear her saying to herself, "This [self-explanation] is really useful..."

23. When Qiao Yuansi turned around, all the bright eyes in the room met her.