Dreadful Radio Game Chapter 67: You lied to you, I was raised by you!

With the intervention of the fat man, the funeral was finally organized, and the sorrow of the loud horn has been played, and everyone who invited to help knows what they are responsible for;

Fatty was originally born as Mr. Funeral. These things are his former profession. Now he can do it with ease, and every taboo and every point he can say can be restricted, although today’s society is true even in rural areas. There are not many superstitious people, but people with a mentality of believing that they are not trustworthy are still in the majority, so everyone is deeply regarded as "bluffing". Some old men and old ladies deliberately talk to fat people. The meaning of a relationship is also self-evident.

Furthermore, there may also be a little bit of guilt in his heart. The fat man has tried his best to do this funeral. There is also an intention to make up for it. After all, he said a thousand things, he really did it." It’s a matter of seeing death without saving.

It’s just that this guilt is actually nothing, just as the old firefighter could only watch the fire devour his son;

You are not actually a god,

As the saying goes, it’s not suitable for the audience to go to heaven alone. On the contrary, since you have fallen into hell, then you can easily drag your whole family to the funeral with you, which I have to say is also one This kind of black irony, the broadcast listeners are still incomparable with the treatment of civil servants, and family and relatives are really indistinguishable.

Su Bai and Jiezi were a little embarrassed at this time. They were with Fatty. Fatty was embarrassed to direct them to help and do something, so the two of them simply asked for it in the farmhouse of the next door. Two cups of black tea and a plate of sunflower seeds.

On the opposite side of the river is the Big Buddha. Sitting here, drinking melon seeds and drinking tea, it is also very interesting. There are stone steps up and down on both sides of the Big Buddha. There are a lot of tourists, almost all of them are lined up. Moving at turtle speed. It may take a lot longer to visit the Big Buddha than to wait in line for a project at Shanghai Disneyland.

"Will you call us to eat later?" Jie Di suddenly asked Guazi, "This Guazi is getting hungry more and more."

"Go and tell the fat man that you want to order a few dishes, and ask the chefs you invited to make them for you." Su Bai glanced at Jie Di.

"Hey, this is boring, didn't you let me go and beg you?"

"You know it yourself, don't worry, the fat guy won't forget us both." Su Bai didn't say a word, although we didn't seem to be doing anything with us.

At this time, there was a taxi with a few foreigners coming over. The foreigners estimated that they found funerals here while visiting the scenic spot on the other side. They were very curious about the customs in rural China, so they took a taxi and went very far. Come over and take a look, still holding a camera and taking pictures very vigorously.

"Foreigners are also idle." Xie Zi stretched out, "By the way, you and the fat man have gained a lot from entering the story world this time."

"Haha, luck."

"Your answer is like I borrowed money from you." Xie Ji smiled.

At this moment, the fat man who had been busy for a while came here, grabbed some melon seeds in his hand, and said, "You two go to the opposite scenic spot. I know a friend in the scenic spot. As the director, you don’t need to charge for tickets."

Su Bai and Xiezhen don't know how to answer the conversation. If they want to go, they can walk directly across the river. Even if they want to stand on top of the Buddha, no one can stop them.

The fat guy seemed to see what they were thinking, and he sighed, "Well, you have to adjust your mentality when you are playing famous places and historical sites. Isn't it a good feeling to be an ordinary person with a free ticket to visit? "

"Are you okay?" Su Bai found that something was wrong with the fat man, and he seemed a little more cheerful than when he came by the car.

"The management staff over there immediately stopped warning the funeral. I might have to leave them together and give my aunt a fragrant kowtow. My aunt will spend her life cautiously and carefully. Now people are gone, I I have to let her walk more beautifully."

Su Bai and Xie Di realized that this is what Fatty wants to play a little bit out of the way, not wanting to impede both of them to cause and effect. Of course, this cause and effect is definitely not as big as Su Bai’s killing the audience before, but Fatty wants to. To bear.

Su Bai also knows that he is not suitable at this time to say "It’s a friend who will bear it together". It is estimated that Fatty’s real purpose is to pay a price for his aunt and be punished, so that he can feel Feel better.

"Come on, let's go around as ordinary people and visit this big Buddha." Su Bai stood up and said.

Xie Zi also stood up. Since Su Bai didn't plan to join in the excitement, he didn't need to say anything anymore and went straight to drive the car out.

"Have fun." The fat man shouted to Su Bai who got into the car.

"So are you." Su Bai closed the door.

"I'm a little bit tired, I said, you don't really want to go into the scenic spot and follow the group of people slowly." Xie Ji continued while driving, "Look at the scenic spots from the perspective of ordinary people. It does have a lot of meaning, but now I am also from the perspective of ordinary people, I feel that if I queue up one by one, I will be depressed."

"Okay, we can just buy the tickets for the cruise ship and take the cruise and have a look outside."

"Haha." Jiezhi was obviously satisfied.

When the car came out from the Sun Island and drove around to the other side, Xie Di rolled down the window and pointed to the street position on the right: "Ye Granny cold skewers, it seems quite famous in Leshan, can you taste it?"

"I still like hot pot, and I also think you should not be used to cold skewers."

"Well, let’s get on the boat and take a stroll. I will taste it when I return."

The ferry ticket is 70 yuan per person. Su Bai has no cash on his body and seems to be afraid of trouble at the ferry port. There is a sign directly on it with Alipay WeChat and a big red cross. Finally, he gave out the money and bought the ticket.

"Ordinary people's mentality, you owe me seventy."

"Is your head broken?" Su Bai was a little bit dumbfounded, "It feels like you suddenly become a little abnormal."

"This is the idea, the idea."

The two got on the boat and followed the ladder to the second floor. The tourists are basically on the second floor because the cruise ship will deliberately drive to the position facing the Buddha for tourists to take pictures.

But obviously, even though Su Bai and Xie Zi were "pushed" out by the fat man to stroll around, they weren't really so down-to-earth that they kept taking pictures with their mobile phones like tourists around them. Even if they weren't the audience, it wouldn't be the case based on their character.

"This is a matter of philosophy." Xie Ji took up the words just now, "Anything, there is no absolute pure existence, just like many simple substances in chemistry, they cannot be pure under natural conditions. If it exists in a physical way, it needs to be purified in the laboratory.

The same is true for people. There is no person who is completely relaxed in this world. Unless he is a fool, you should know that if you have been a rich second generation, people at any level will have troubles that belong to him. Although the homeless man can make his own bed, he cannot enjoy the high-end hotels and other life that needs high consumption to support.

Anyone who normally has an enterprising spirit will not appear in a completely pure state..."

Su Bai originally planned to interrupt Jiezhen’s words, because he felt that Jiezhen was becoming a bit "nonsense", but soon Su Bai found something wrong again. Jiezhen didn’t know what it was stimulated and seemed to enter In a state of "sentiment".

Hey, is this big Buddha so good?

No way, although Su Bai said that the relationship with Xie Zi is not as profound as with the fat monk, but in short, he has also helped himself. Since the other party is in this state, he is too embarrassed to interrupt, and can only act as a side A listener, cooperating with Jie's "commentary", and many nearby tourists cast a strange look at Jie's. Obviously, he felt that the man who started to talk about some inexplicable life philosophies on the cruise ship seemed to have some problems. .

Su Bai understood that the more he listened, the main strengthening of the interpretation is illusion, and the most basic element of constructing an illusion is to create an illusion that is enough to pierce the target’s mental defense with falsehood. The words of interpretation are actually full of A kind of deeper enlightenment and enlightenment of human nature, or rather, it is not purely human nature, but gradually grows larger, a bit similar to the worldview.

At this time, the cruise ship had arrived directly opposite the Big Buddha, and the surrounding tourists started to take photos with excitement, and the speed of his speech began to slow down, but his eyes seemed to be getting brighter. At the end, he finished speaking, he took a long breath of relief, and took two sips of mineral water from a female tourist who was taking pictures next to him.

"Taigo empowerment, Taigo empowerment." After finishing speaking, Xiezheng actually worshiped the Buddha, seeming to be thanking the Buddha for his kindness.

Su Bai shook his head speechlessly, and suddenly said on a whim, "Come, help me and your great benefactor, oh no, help me take a photo with your great Enfo."

"You are a zombie~IndoMTL.com~Are you afraid that he will slap you to death when you take a photo with the Buddha so close?" Although Xie Zi teased, she still picked up her phone and pointed the camera at Su Bai. The big Buddha is enclosed.

Su Bai leaned sideways on the railing very casually, but suddenly, the tourists on the cruise ship suddenly heard screams of horror, and not far away from the tourists in the Big Buddha Scenic Area on the shore. Screams,

I was looking at the screen of the mobile phone camera, only to see the Leshan Giant Buddha behind him "strangely" lifted his palm, accompanied by the rolling rock, the Buddha's hand stretched out and took a picture of the boat here. .

"Su Bai, you..." Xie Ji moved his phone and pointed behind Su Bai.

Su Bai took out a cigarette indifferently, lit it, and said, "Come on, I just started experimenting on me after I got it, right? But your illusion is quite realistic, if not I know You did it......"

"I didn't make it. It's true. I lied to you. I was raised by you!" Xie Di yelled directly. He knew that Su Bai would never believe it if he didn't let such cruel words. .

"..." Su Bai.