Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 1013: Blitz
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"...Romahro-mah-mah, Gagaooh-la-la! Wantyourbadromance, Iwantyourugly, Iwantyourdisease, Iwantyoureverything...wave-wave-romance, ga-ga-oh-la-la, give me bad romance I want You are ugly, I want your sickness, I want everything about you..."
The sun shines in the bathroom, a row of white coffins are opened, and the king of the country crawled out of the coffin marked Monster, and a group of companions wearing white tights, covering their eyes, danced a strange zombie dance...
The waist twists and turns, the curve is obvious...
A group of supermodels descended and pulled the King Chiguo out of the bathtub, squeezed his cheeks, poured alcohol on him, and tore his clothes...
A group of weirdly dressed men played by Twenty-eight Susu sat opposite, looking at all this indifferently, as if they were picking goods...
In the end, only a simple set of jewel-encrusted clothes was left on the body of King Chiguo, and the dancers danced tempting dances...
And then.
Like a cat, the king of the country crawled towards the man who bid for her...
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"BadRomance", Best Video of the Year, Best Popular Video, Best Female ~ Video...
Of course.
When Lady Gaga danced this MV, she was soft and seductive, but the protagonists in the MV were replaced by the three kings and the twenty-eight stars.
The best video in the past has completely changed.
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"Boom!"
Nezha applauded in a low voice, his eyes sparkling, compared with the performance of the King of the Kingdom, his performance and Li Jing's performance at that time were really pediatric!
Maybe, he really should learn this magic from Li Xiaobai!
Li Jing's heart is getting more and more calm, and sure enough, the way to find balance is to drag everyone into the water.
The King of Growth is stunned.
Zhao Gongming was dripping with cold sweat.
Second Marshal Guan Ma once again withdrew from the MV. Hearing the music, and looking back to see the ongoing performance of King Chiguo and Twenty-eight Su, his temper was not so hot.
Between people, the fear is comparison.
Li Xiaobai is really lawless, anyone dares to toss!
Is he not afraid of public anger?
Li Mu remained awake and asked, "Are you down?"
Guan Yu was silent.
Ma Tianjun glanced at Li Mu, gritted his teeth unwillingly, turned around abruptly, and rushed into Nantianmen.
He doesn't believe it anymore, can't he escape if he can't beat him?
Soon, it turned out that he really couldn't escape.
Turn around and just take two steps, Ma Tianjun's body has shrunk rapidly, from a human shape to a small curly-haired teddy.
Suddenly turned into a dog, Ma Tianjun was shocked, paused, and rushed into Nantianmen without looking back.
It's gone!
Sun Wukong looked at Ma Tianjun who had run away, a little surprised, and reminded: "Xiaobai, Ma Tianjun ran away."
"Run and run away, someone has to go back and report to the Jade Emperor." Li Mu said indifferently, he looked at Guan Yu, "General Guan, what are you going to do?"
Guan Yu clenched his fists, looked at the King of Growth, who was throwing him, and thought about Ma Tianjun, who turned into a dog and escaped, his eyes struggled, and he was caught in a dilemma.
"Marshal Zhao, you and General Guan are both Taoist Dharma protectors. In the past, I persuaded him to join our team. You must exert your own initiative." Li Mu looked at Zhao Gongming next to him, "You have a total of four Dharma protectors. Marshal Wen and Ma Tianjun have each turned into dogs, and General Guan has no intention of coming down. You are the only one standing here intact, don't you look embarrassed? It's good to have Dora as a personal company!"
NMB!
I don't feel embarrassed if you don't tell me!
Zhao Gongming's face darkened: "..."
The King of Growth felt like he had been shot in the knee.
Li Jing and his son didn't care, they had experienced such a torture in purgatory. For them, there is nothing more terrible in the world.
Pig Bajie waved the flag.
The slogan is back.
"One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs, for love to speak for Li Go."
"One, two, three, four, five, we've been waiting so hard."
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we're in a hurry."
"Guan Sheng dances well, hugs the dog and kisses..."
"Twenty-eight Suspension is busy with acting, will Emperor Guan descend?"
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"..." Guan Yu.
In the slogan, Zhao Gongming sighed, stepped forward, and said, "Marshal Guan, come down! We can't beat him."
Guan Yu's red face turned white, and he said stubbornly: "Someone will not surrender!"
"Either sing or become a dog, what does it look like to be twisted?" The slogan was very cooperative. .
"Lingshan Buddha, General Guan obviously still wants to dance. Why don't you do it for him!"
Zhao Gongming understood, turned around and saluted Li Mu: "Lingshan Buddha, please let Guan Shengdijun dance again."
Guan Yu gushed blood in his throat: "Zhao Gongming, Nezha, you two despicable little people..."
"Are you down?" Li Mu asked again.
"A certain willingness to surrender." Guan Yugang clenched his teeth, glanced at Twenty-Eight Su, who was still dancing, and a few words jumped out between his teeth.
……
In the end, Guan Yu stood beside Li Xiaobai.
He glared angrily at Nezha and Zhao Gongming, seven were dissatisfied, and eight were displeased, as if his surrender was forced.
However, the relief and relief in Guan Yu's eyes when he occasionally glanced at the dancing Twenty-eight Susu and the Heavenly King Chiguo was enough to prove that he did not resent the two Nezhas who forced him.
Continue to let him dance such a dance in front of everyone, life is better than death...
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"The King of Growth, Marshal Zhao, the Third Prince." Li Mu stared at the twenty-eighths and others who were controlled by Mv, thought for a moment, and said, "Nantianmen is already in vain, you are familiar with Heavenly Court, you might as well take the opportunity to go in and tell All the immortals and gods said that the Lingshan Buddha had come, and invited the immortals and gods from various palaces and halls to come out to watch the song and dance. The audience is too small, and the influence is not enough."
"Are you willing to let us go?" Nezha asked in surprise.
"Why not?" Li Mu smiled, "Do you still dare to be my enemy?"
"..." Nezha was stunned.
"I have images of you dancing in my hands. You ran away. These images will inevitably be released to the world." Li Mu glanced at them and smiled, "Also, I have the confidence to convince the Jade Emperor. Wait for the Jade Emperor. I agree with my plan. If you do things that go back and forth again and again, not only will you be a villain, but you will also hate me because of this. In the future, the Three Realms will have no place to stand. It’s embarrassing enough to drop it once, and you will drop it a second time in the future. , you are shameless, I still want it!"
Would you like to be so direct?
A sentence, like a sharp arrow, pierced several people's chests.
Nezha and the others blushed and felt ashamed.
"Furthermore, third prince, isn't our purpose just to have a big party in the heavenly court and finally eliminate everyone's embarrassment? Don't you just want to escape from me?" Li Mu smiled and continued. .
"Lingshan Buddha, needless to say, we will do as we do." Nezha interrupted Li Mu's words, blushing in response, hurriedly driving the clouds and rushing towards Nantianmen.
The rest of the people also saluted Li Mu and left.
In the blink of an eye.
Beside Li Mu, there were only the Buddhist scriptures group and his dog army. He looked at the towering Lingxiao Palace and greeted the people next to him: "Let's go, let's go in too, don't let the Jade Emperor wait. ."
The power of Heaven is too great.
Li Mu's advantage is the blitzkrieg, and the longer it drags on, the worse it will be for him.
It's been a while.
There will always be someone who will study his skills and details thoroughly...
MV skills cannot effectively cause real lethality to the target. It combines some characteristics of dance and soap operas, but it does not trap the caster like dance, nor does it like soap operas Can cause damage to the person in the embodiment.
The disadvantages and advantages are quite obvious...
No matter how powerful the skills are, the shortcomings will be exposed if they are used too much.
Now, the MV will also embarrass or feel humiliated by these high-flying gods.
But there are more people who have experienced, seen, and listened to. Then, all the people who have experienced it will become numb and take it for granted. At that time, the MV skills will lose their originality. Some effects become a simple control skill.
That is, the final result of Li Mu's indoctrination for Nezha and others.
After all the gods in the court danced, their embarrassment was no longer embarrassing.
It's just that this control skill is not so useful.
Because, you can never know how many people are actually participating in a music video?
Even with single dogs.
However, the dogs killed more elephants. Tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dogs with mana went crazy, and he couldn't bear it. The most important thing is that doing it means the task will fail.
After all, what he really wants is a blind date, to find love, to turn everyone into friends, not enemies.
To stir up the water in the heaven, when no one can react, rush into the enemy's heart, capture the enemy's head in one fell swoop, end Mv's farce, and wash himself clean along the way, in order to establish his final victory.
As for sending Nezha and others out to challenge things, it is forcing Nezha and others to form a team with himself to prevent them from suddenly turning back...
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Li Mu's troubles at Nantianmen were equivalent to making troubles at the Jade Emperor's doorstep. The news spread very quickly.
A few songs at a time.
The holy places such as Yaochi, Guanghan Palace, Doumu Palace, etc. all know what happened at the door.
"The Four Dharma Protectors were forced to sing and dance outside Nantianmen."
"Li Jing and his son betrayed the heavenly court, and all the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals they brought were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai."
"Lingshan Buddha has hit Nantianmen and wants to compete for the position of Jade Emperor."
……
For a time, all kinds of news were flying all over the sky, and people in the heavenly court were panicking, especially the Queen Mother and Taiyin Xingjun, who had received the invitation to the blind date conference, were even more restless.
No one expected the situation to deteriorate so quickly?
Referring to the time setting of one day in the sky and one year on the ground, it feels that just after they received the invitation on the front foot, Li Xiaobai defeated the heavenly generals who attacked him on the back foot, and attacked the heaven with his backhand...
The disparate time ratio has made them accustomed to the fast pace, but they still can't predict that in the Three Realms, there will be someone so fast that they can't even react.
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"...Must, the Heavenly King Chiguo and the twenty-eight sutras have already discussed the battle strategy, but who knows that Li Xiaobai doesn't speak any sense at all. As soon as they meet, they don't even say hello, so the three heavenly kings and the twenty-eight sutras jump in front of the three armies. Let's dance..."
"At that time, Marshal Guan Ma was also dancing, and his movements were unsightly."
"The King of Growth and Marshal Zhao also surrendered to Li Xiaobai. Marshal Wen was at a loss, fearing that Li Xiaobai would be turned into a dog."
"Your Majesty, Heavenly King Chiguo and the others are too hurtful to jump, which is equivalent to humiliation. Under everyone's eyes, when they wake up, they will be embarrassed. Nantianmen is afraid that it will fall..."
In the Hall of Lingxiao.
Clairvoyance and Shunfenger explained the battle situation on the front line clearly.
The Jade Emperor's face became a little ugly. First, Li Jing and his son, then the Four Heavenly Kings and the Twenty-Eight Residents, and then sent troops over. Is his Heavenly Court still available?
There was a commotion in the hall.
At this time, everyone knew what kind of monster came to attack the heaven?
They are immortals who have lived in heaven for a long time. When they first encountered a player like Li Xiaobai who didn't play cards according to the routine, they were really overwhelmed.
Singing and dancing, or turning into a dog and looking for a kiss of true love are not what they want to experience...
"Every Qing family, does anyone have a good plan to deal with Li Xiaobai?" The Jade Emperor forced his composure.
This statement comes out.
All the ministers in the hall fell into silence at the same time, and they didn't find a way to solve it.
This is.
Zhang Tianshi stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I listened to the clairvoyant's statement and thought that what the King Chiguo said was very reasonable. Li Xiaobai is strong in supernatural powers and weak in magic power. If he is not prepared, kill him forcefully, and maybe he will be destroyed in the end. him."
"Is Tianshi going to lead a team to attack?" Jade Emperor asked, eyes lit up.
Zhang Tianshi paused for a moment, then said quickly, "I think that Li Xiaobai will be injured in close combat, so I should let the gods of Leibu strike him with lightning from a distance, so that we can succeed."
Puhua Tianzun was shocked, and glared at Zhang Tianshi angrily. In one move, he suppressed the three heavenly kings and the twenty-eight sutras at the same time. How can people with such magical powers be wiped out by mere thunder?
If it is not eliminated, what will Li Xiaobai do after finding him?
Let his venerable **** dance before the gods?
Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi, I have no grievances with you, why did I push the old man into the fire pit?
"What the celestial master said makes sense." The Jade Emperor nodded and looked at Wen Zhong, "Puhua Tianzun, please lead the gods of the Thunder Department to snipe Li Xiaobai! Even if you can't kill him, stop him for a while. For a while, I have already sent the God of the Year to tune Yang Jian, God Erlang has a roaring dog, he may be able to defeat Li Xiaobai..."
Wen Zhong glared at Zhang Tianshi again and walked out of the queue: "Your Majesty, Li Xiaobai is nothing in the mortal world, he is already outside Nantianmen, and the Thunder Gods will strike him again with lightning. When he provokes fire, he is not beautiful. The minister believes that it is the best policy to send someone to negotiate with Li Xiaobai, clarify his real purpose, and then prescribe the right medicine."
"He wanted to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan, to match the marriage of the goddess in heaven, in an attempt to disrupt the order of the Three Realms. Lord Taiyin and the Queen Mother sued me in front of me. I didn't allow it, so I sent Li Jing to get him , Guess what, he was killed by him and went to Nantianmen. This is the cause and effect~IndoMTL.com~ The Jade Emperor snorted, "Puhua Tianzun, you think I should compromise, agree to his request, and send the daughter of heaven to heaven. Does Xian give him a blind date meeting for Lao Shizi? "
"..." Wen Zhong was shocked, a layer of cold hobby oozing out of his forehead, and he was speechless. He didn't expect that Li Xiaobai would go to heaven and swallow for such a ridiculous reason. He spit, "Your Majesty, is this not Li Xiaobai's excuse?"
"What about the excuses, what about the truth? He hit Nantianmen, forced the important officials of the heaven to sing and dance, and turned the soldiers and generals into dogs. I have no way out." I really can't take him down, if this matter spreads out, Heavenly Court is in the Three Realms, it will definitely be disgraced, and there will be no prestige at all."
Wen Zhong looked up at the Jade Emperor and deeply felt his helplessness. He sighed secretly, and saluted the Jade Emperor: "My minister, please go on an expedition."
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