Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 453: The most absurd way to say something
"Ms. Qing, I had no choice but to be shocked. I can't bear to be frightened. The benefactor took action against you. I apologize to you. The Alliance of Retributors has just been established. Don't let the benefactor disappoint us. Please put the overall situation first."
Li Mu glanced at Bai Suzhen, and put on a big hat first.
Xiaoqing obeys Bai Suzhen's words.
It stands to reason that Xiaoqing is mad, and Bai Suzhen should be fine to persuade her.
But now, Bai Suzhen's pretence is obviously a ghost.
This is also normal. Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are a family, and they are strangers.
Besides, it's not normal for you to flicker into some kind of repayer alliance in one face-to-face, and not test them.
After all.
Repaying kindness is related to Bai Niangzi's road to immortality, and she can't be careful.
Bai Suzhen is just kind, but not stupid.
What's more, Bai Suzhen is a ruthless man who will do anything to repay her kindness. She can seduce Xu Xian to marry him on the same day, steal the treasury and silver for Xu Xian, and rob the souls of beggars and grandchildren from the hands of black and white impermanence. To save Xu Xian, he did not hesitate to flood the Jinshan Temple...
Except for Xu Xian, she doesn't care that much about outsiders.
It is really stupid to equate Bai Suzhen's kindness with her weakness!
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"Xiaobai, Xiaoqing is in a hurry. You have done such an excessive thing to her. If you don't let her take such a breath, you will have grudges in your heart in the future, which is not good for anyone. I can't help, you guys. The two have fought a battle based on their abilities, and no matter who wins or loses, it’s good that the matter is revealed.” Bai Suzhen stopped and said softly, “You don’t have to worry about the benefactor, I cast a blindfold on passers-by. , they can't see your..."
Blindfolded! ?
I don't help my parents.
I didn't expect you to be such a white lady.
Li Mu glanced at Bai Suzhen resentfully.
The most troublesome thing for him is the unreasonable magic in Xinbai.
The magic in the world of Immortal Sword and Zhuxian still has logic to follow, but invisibility, teleportation, etc., are too nonsense!
With his current ability, he can't crack it at all!
He didn't even see that the people around him were being blindsided!
Li Mu was stunned.
Xiaoqing had already rubbed her body and rushed over, she went straight to Li Mu's face: "Dead fox, see if I won't kill you today?"
Li Mushan stepped back and waved his hand: "Yu Jian Jue!"
The intelligent flying sword behind him came out, and the flying sword danced wildly, forcing Xiaoqing back.
He did not use the power of the demon pill.
And the Sword Mastery is the most powerful move he has mastered. After being blessed by his super-strong personal qualities, his power has increased a bit, and it is quite a bit of Li Xiaoyao's sassy and heroic appearance when he first appeared in the arena!
Xiaoqing gave a compliment, then threw her fist and rushed over again: "Good fox demon, I have some skills, come again!"
When Xiaoqing shows his true skills.
In a short while, Li Mu was at a disadvantage.
Swordsmanship is just an introduction to Swordsmanship.
Li Mu doesn't have Li Xiaoyao's talent for martial arts. He usually uses his skills or mouth-to-mouth skills to fight the world, and there are very few real battles.
Fighting against a big demon with at least eight hundred years of Taoism like Xiaoqing, without using the power of the demon pill, is obviously a bit difficult.
What's more, Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru teamed up, and they couldn't beat the thousand-year-old spider spirit with Lei Lingzhu, let alone Li Mu alone against the green snake.
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"Blowing so hard, but the ability is only so good." Hu Xiaotong looked at Li Xiaobai, who fell behind after more than ten moves, and snorted, his eyes flickered, and his mind became more and more active.
"Li Xiaobai is divine and powerful, with endless stamina, attacking critical strikes, dodging MAX; Xiaoqing is not possessed by the chief, twisting his waist and smashing his heels with farts, he will definitely step on dog **** in the battle with Xiaobai, and the boat will capsize in the ditch. , if Xiaoqing can win against Li Xiaobai, unless the sky is broken and the water flows back..." Li Hailong watched the battle nervously, constantly breaking and thinking, in his unique way, to boost Li Mu.
"..." Hu Xiaotong heard Tang Bohu's muttering clearly, the corners of his eyes trembled a few times, and he quietly walked away from him a few steps.
Tang Bohu's symptoms are obviously worse than Li Xiaobai's!
Bai Suzhen glanced at Li Hailong and suddenly felt that the so-called repayment alliance was unreliable.
Just now, Xiaoqing regained her sanity, and flew all the way to trouble Li Xiaobai. Hu Xiaotong's heavy footsteps and the performance of ordinary people made her suspicious.
Repayment is not a dinner invitation.
If Li Xiaobai were just three ordinary people, he would be able to trick people with one or two tricks.
The so-called Alliance of Repayers is a joke.
She might as well do it alone!
Fortunately, Li Xiaobai gave her a little surprise, but it was only a little, Bai Suzhen sighed: "The swordsmanship is brilliant and magnificent, it is authentic from the Xuanmen, but the skill is too shallow, even Xiaoqing is inferior..."
The voice didn't fall.
Pfft!
Xiao Qing's foot was stabbed in the battle, and suddenly stepped on a puddle of rotten shit...
Coincidence?
Bai Suzhen was stunned.
When Xiaoqing made a wrong step, the other foot accurately guessed another fresh dog **** in the grass!
"Ah!"
After stepping on two bubbles of **** in a row, Xiaoqing's mentality almost collapsed. She felt that today was simply unlucky.
Then.
She glared at Li Xiaobai angrily, and her moves became more and more severe.
It's all the **** bastards!
Xiaoqing transferred all the resentment in her heart to Li Xiaobai. If she didn't beat him and vented her resentment, she would go crazy.
"Li Hailong, what are you doing? Give me some powerful assists." Li Mu roared angrily.
Yao Dan's power reserve is not much left.
Fighting with Xiaoqing, using the power of the demon pill is too uneconomical, and the sword moves in the smart flying sword are set, so he can't control the power!
It's not good to hurt Xiaoqing!
It's too late to use magic.
Do you want to use the following for you to eat?
But after using it once, Xiaoqing became like this, and if you use it again, I'm afraid it will never die!
Li Mu had a headache for a while. The skill he chose this time had too many side effects.
Xiaoqing's feet were covered with dog shit. Depending on what she meant, she always wanted to throw dog **** on him, consciously or not, which made Li Mu disgusted and didn't want to fight her at all.
What's more, he has also verified that, without relying on crooked ways, his martial arts are far inferior.
After activating Yujian Flight, Li Mu flew into the air: "Miss Qing, don't fight, we are a family, we can't see you when we bow our heads, and it's not good to be in a mess..."
The angry Xiaoqing just ignored what Li Mu said. She wanted to beat him all up, so she flew up and chased after him.
The two chased and fled, making a circle on the edge of the West Lake.
"Ujian flying?" Hu Xiaotong was stunned.
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No coincidence!
Bai Suzhen looked at Li Hailong subconsciously.
Xiaoqing stepped on the shit, Li Hailong's eyes lit up all of a sudden. From the time travel to the present, he has blown a lot of bullshit. He even forgot what he said. Sentence not realized...
This skill of betting on odds can't find any rules at all, so he really has no bottom in his heart.
Li Hailong even doubted whether the probability of blowing the conch is the same as the penguin game lottery, the probability is extremely low.
Now.
The two bubbles of **** that Xiaoqing stepped on during the battle gave him hope of success.
Li Hailong learned the spellcasting method of Bai Suzhen in the legend of the New White Snake, and put four fingers together:
"I am Ou Huang, and every word I say will come true."
"Three seconds later, Xiaoqing's skirt will be blown up by a gust of wind, covering her face."
"A thousand fish in the West Lake will fall from the sky and fall on Xiaoqing's head."
"During the fight, Xiaoqing stumbled on his right foot with his left foot, threw himself on Li Xiaobai and kissed him..."
"There will be a three-meter pit on the ground, and Xiaoqing will fall into it in a while!"
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Staring closely at Xiaoqing in the battle, the excited Li Hailong began to talk nonsense ~IndoMTL.com~ what he thought and what he said was not filtered by his brain at all.
Blow the conch.
Any absurd and unruly language spoken has a chance of becoming a fact.
The words he said were absurd and unreasonable!
As for the chances, if you say too much, you will always hit one or two.
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Listening to Li Hailong's broken thoughts, Bai Suzhen was dumbfounded.
What kind of combat is this, curse?
Except that Xiaoqing accidentally stepped on two bubbles of shit, nothing else had much effect!
Bai Suzhen is wondering herself.
The water surface of the West Lake rolled for a while, and a large fish with a length of 3 feet, as if being summoned by something, suddenly flew out from the bottom of the water, crossed in the air to form a sea of fish, and flew in the direction of Xiaoqing come over.
The sudden school of fish disturbed Xiaoqing in the battle. In a panic, she fell to the ground and asked in a panic, "Sister, what's going on?"
But as soon as she landed, her left foot hit her right foot, and she fell forward uncontrollably.
Li Mu, who was flying with his sword in the sky, was pulled by a strange force, teleported, and appeared in front of Xiaoqing, catching her who fell...
Xiaoqing slammed into Li Mu's arms firmly, and her lips were printed on Li Xiaobai's lips...
And then.
Crackling.
The two were quickly drowned by a thousand fish that fell from the sky!
Seeing such an unreasonable scene, Bai Suzhen's neck was a little stiff. She turned to Li Hailong and squeezed four words out of her mouth with difficulty: "Follow the law?"