Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 53: loli and the pig

"Dave, get to know me again, I'm a wizard from the mysterious East." Doing as the locals do, in order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a middle-aged patient.

"I am an undefeated heroine from the East." Wei Ziqi raised her head proudly, "King Haibian, welcome to join our superhero league."

"I'm honored." Dave straightened his body excitedly, and he hammered his chest twice with his fist to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.

At this moment, Dave feels to Li Mu as if the little spider met Iron Man, wrongly thinking that his life is finally going to flourish!

"Okay, Dave, take us back to your house!" Li Mu asked of course, "We may have to live together for a while in the future."

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Kai Bian Wang is wearing an eye-catching and weird green jumpsuit, swaggering on the street, leaving the crime scene with no experience, posting on the Internet without any scruples, checking emails sent by strangers...

A series of acts of extreme stupidity.

However, the result was only discovered by another pair of righteous protagonists, Super Killer Girl and Big Dad.

The entire NY city police, with countless horses and unscrupulous villains, even including his biological father... No one found his identity.

The logic doesn't make sense at all.

It has to be said that King Kipian's home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.

The protagonist's aura is everywhere.

In the world of comics, you only need to be cool, not logic!

"Go to my house?" Dave was stunned, and said in embarrassment, "Impossible, my dad will find out!"

"No, it's not normal to invite two friends from the East to stay at home for a few days!" Li Mu said with a smile, "Of course, if you are embarrassed, we can pay the rent!"

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Dave waved his hands again and again, "I mean, my dad might find out who you are, no, our identities!"

"Don't worry, I have a mysterious witchcraft from the East, which is blinding my eyes." Li Mu said with a smile, "He will only treat us as two ordinary guests."

A blind eye?

Of course Li Mu can't, but the director will!

Dave is wearing a green skin and is almost killing himself, and his dad doesn't even know who he is!

Li Mu has reason to believe that even if Dave had a superhero party at home, his father would only understand it as a masquerade party.

"Dave, living together will make it convenient for me to train you anytime, anywhere." Li Mu stared at King Kai Bian and shook his head slightly, "Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you don't have a superhero yet. You can't even beat a little Lori!"

"We can compare!" Wei Ziqi turned the nunchaku and cooperated with Li Mu.

The ferocity of little loli broke into Dave's mind instantly, scaring him to regret two steps: "No, no need!"

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Li Mu and Wei Ziqi got their wish and moved into Dave's house.

Of course.

Before meeting Dave's dad, little loli Wei Ziqi changed into an ordinary little girl's outfit.

Wei Ziqi's sweet and immature appearance is deceptive, and easily won the heart of Dave's father. He warmly accepted the two of Li Mu and expressed a great welcome.

Then, like a passerby, he disappeared into the lives of several people.

Over the next few days.

Li Mu gave Dave and Wei Ziqi special training.

The method of special training is the horse step from the mysterious east, walking the plum blossom pile, lifting the stone lock, but the stone lock can not be found, it is replaced by dumbbells...

This is what Li Mu gained in the world of Xiao Li Fei Dao. He has lived with a group of heroes in the arena for nearly a month. He has never eaten pork, and has always seen pigs run away.

Regardless of the pig's running posture, it's enough to fool two rookies!

"Practice the stability of the lower plate in the Zhama step", "walking the plum blossom pile is the basic footwork for contact dodging", "practicing martial arts without practicing kung fu, it will end in nothing"...

The mysterious proverb from the East, combined with the more magical kung fu, easily conquered Dave, a middle-two teenager.

Especially after Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, lifted a 100kg barbell with ease, he made Dave a god, and he simply obeyed him!

And the little loli Wei Ziqi, in order to maintain the mystery of the oriental chivalrous girl, in front of Li Mu, taught Dave a set of mysterious oriental martial arts routines, the third set of radio gymnastics for elementary school students, colorful sunshine...

All in all.

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically used Dave as a fool to fool...

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Just like in the movie, the video of King Hai Bian and Xiao Loli quickly fermented on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.

However.

There is a little deviation!

Little loli Wei Ziqi didn't report her nickname because she was nervous. Netizens didn't know the name she gave herself.

Therefore, netizens have given little loli many different nicknames according to their own preferences.

For example, "The Magical Force Lori", "Blastman", "Witch in Red" and so on.

And King Haibian was stole the limelight by the little loli, completely reduced to a foil, his nickname is even worse than Wei Ziqi, the most widely circulated is called "green clown";

Such a nickname naturally caused great dissatisfaction between the two.

The two shared their anger on their blogs, including photos of their superheroes, and solemnly correcting their nicknames, "The Invincible Woman" and "King Bian".

However.

Little success.

Netizens are more willing to call them "weili loli" and "green clown". Although the nicknames are a bit ugly, it does not hinder people's love for the two.

After all, this is the superhero by their side.

is alive!

And ~IndoMTL.com~ When the two are in the same frame, there is a new combination title - loli and pig!

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"Uncle wizard, I don't want to be a 'Magic Luo Li', I want to be an undefeated heroine." Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web, complaining to Li Mu angrily, "I'm fed up with Dai I want to be my partner with that stupid pig!"

"I think it's pretty good!" Li Mu was eating hamburgers and swiping his mobile phone, enjoying his slow life leisurely.

Although the world of "Kai Bian Wang" may be a little more dangerous than the world of Xiao Li Feidao, as long as you don't take the initiative to provoke gangsters, most of the time is stable.

After all, this is NY City, a world-class metropolis. If you have money, you can enjoy a luxurious life.

NYC gangsters aren't hard to find.

These nights, Li Mu took Wei Ziqi and Dave, the two incarnations of justice, to create a wave of presence in the surrounding blocks, attacking many gangsters who made a living from robbery, and collected a lot of money.

Although it is not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangs of Big Dad and Super Killer, it is enough for him and Xiao Loli during this time.

The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent are all good tenants. After Li Mu gave Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market price, Dave's father became more and more satisfied with them. Moreover, he never linked the "weird Luo Li" and Wei Ziqi from beginning to end.

"Uncle, when can we meet the super killer girl?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"It's almost time." Li Mu glanced at the empty room and sighed, "Dave has been back late these days, and he should have used his status as a **** guy to have **** with his little girlfriend Katie. , according to the plot, Katie should soon ask him to solve Russell's problems!"